This shit looks retarded

This shit looks moronic

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual (unironically)

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ADAM WINGARD DOESN'T CARE ABOUT GODZILLA

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lost me with the baby kongs and the PS4 graphics

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baby SNEED

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was the moment I realized they had lost their fricking minds. That and the Thanos arm.

      It all started with the moronic japs at toho. Godzilla is supposed to be a critic against nuclear experimentation and how the arrogant man playing god unleashes brutal retribution by the forces of nature. Then they turned it into a serial for dumb kids that makes power rangers look deep by comparison. Muttoids are simply remaking it with billionaire budgets and cgi.

      Nerds (including Japs) will seethe and call 1998 the ultimate abomination, while treating shit like Minilla and Godzilla Jr with kid gloves. Reality is that only a handful of Godzilla films (out of 30+) are great, and the rest is corporate slop.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah, the 1998 lizard is a little b***h that runs away from the military that can't even breath actual atomic fire.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh the rubber funboys are here already. 1998 GODzilla > entirety of jap flicks

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The rubber fanboys were always here dumb slavshitter

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Reality is that only a handful of Godzilla films (out of 30+) are great, and the rest is corporate slop.

        Which ones do you consider great? Monster Zero? Mothra?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          1954 Godzilla
          1962 King Kong vs. Godzilla
          1964 Mothra vs. Godzilla
          1964 Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster
          1965 Invasion of Astro-Monster
          1966 Ebirah Horror of the Deep
          1971 Godzilla vs. Hedorah
          1972 Godzilla vs. Gigan
          1974 Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla
          1975 Terror of Mechagodzilla
          1989 Godzilla vs. Biollante
          1993 Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II
          1995 Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
          1999 Godzilla 2000 Millenium
          2001 Godzilla Mothra And King Ghidorah Giant Monsters All-Out Attack
          2002 Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
          2003 Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S.
          2004 Godzilla Final Wars
          2016 Shin Godzilla
          2023 Godzilla: Minus One
          >Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy, they are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy. They do not attack people because they want to, but because of their size and strength, mankind has no other choice but to defend himself. After several stories such as this, people end up having a kind of affection for the monsters. They end up caring about them.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla Minus One is great. Even gf loved it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imma cry when dey stuff diss lil’ homie inna giant hot car

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Godzilla pink?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a trans woman now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla has been pink before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And? I used to be blonde but I'm not anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has been purple
        The new pink is to cater more to trannies

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla is a trans icon and you chuds just can't handle it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It all started with the moronic japs at toho. Godzilla is supposed to be a critic against nuclear experimentation and how the arrogant man playing god unleashes brutal retribution by the forces of nature. Then they turned it into a serial for dumb kids that makes power rangers look deep by comparison. Muttoids are simply remaking it with billionaire budgets and cgi.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then they turned it into a serial for dumb kids
      With the very first sequel no less!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will Kong become King Kong after he defeats Skar King?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SPOILERS!!!

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You notice these woke shitheads don’t call him KING KONG anymore?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Furthermore, the 1933 King Kong movie will enter the public domain in January 2029, after serving 95 years of protection under copyright law.

      Less than 5 years we can all create our own King Kong movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kong's copyrights are complicated as frick and the King title may or may not be a point of contention.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry honey but Godzilla is the girl in the relationship.
      Kong gets the themed dildo toy and zilla gets the themed clussy toy. That's just how life is

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with the lame ass names Legendary gives to their monsters?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how anytime someone criticizes this hollywood garbage the shills trot out the "IT'S JUST LIKE SHOWA DON'T YOU LIKE SHOWA? This hollywood garbage will never be Showa.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Continuing the tradition of serious post WWII trauma movies back-to-back with complete moronation

    Godzilla has always been stupid. All Monsters Attack was basically an anti-bullying psa for kids.

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