This shit was so disturbing

This shit was so disturbing

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tortoise: "It's a living!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

      DANKK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was my captcha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's one way to get ahead in life that's for sure

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Made for BWC

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have jerked off to worse

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was funny

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that's why hank had ptsd over it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shitty plot device to make him survive the explosion

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe some sex gifs could help him cope.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where is that prop head today?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Conan used it as a gag with a turtle on his show around 10 years ago. I mean, Aaron Paul has admitted he’s stolen so much stuff from the set’s so I have no doubt he might have it lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.icollector.com/ONCE-UPON-A-TIME-IN-MEXICO-BREAKING-BAD-DANNY-TREJO-DEATH-SCENE-HEAD-KEEPER-QUALITY-GORE_i37030525

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure Conan used it as a gag with a turtle on his show around 10 years ago. I mean, Aaron Paul has admitted he’s stolen so much stuff from the set’s so I have no doubt he might have it lol

      I thought they blew it up on the set. Unless they for some reason had two decapitated heads of Danny Trejo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right, I’m moronic. It’s clearly just a different prop they made. I haven’t seen this shit in years so I assumed they just had the real prop or an extra one.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Okay Vince you're only allowed to say frick once a season but you're good to go on showing Danny Trejos severed head mounted on a tortoise

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did the turtle know when to explode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it detonated when a policeman detached the head from the tortoise, did you even watch the scene?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was right when the show jumped the shark.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he ok?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn the nature is amazing how did they develop that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This turtle evolved an extra head to reach the leaves and fruits higher up.
      Fascinating.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Atheists unironically want to teach that to our kids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gosh darn

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he's never seen a decapitated head on a tortoise before

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this scene was the very definition of cartel capeshit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cartels do some pretty wacky shit IRL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they're a bunch of characters.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        someone probably recreated the scene

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hank is now posting on Cinemaphile to deal with this trauma

    It’s okay buddy, the turtle can’t hurt you anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think the turtle's hard shell managed to asborb the impact of the explosion?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am a turtle shell exploding expert and yes, it manages to absorb 567 N out of a possible 8999.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was there even a turtle in the desert?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    T O R T U G A

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh. Tortuga.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >record scratch
    >"you're probably wondering how i wound up in this situation"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/RhQZtaf.jpg

      This shit was so disturbing

      >agua por favor

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Exploding an innocent reptiles
    Some people just got no respect.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you could say that the tortoise is getting ahead

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Mine Turtle.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. In America there are things known as Mexicans. Just know that they can't hurt you as long as you don't let them into your country.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed.
    Michaelangelo is a party dude

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the part where the beaner cops picked up the head and got their arms and legs blown off. That'll teach them to be mean to Hank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Hank

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Gomie.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Danny Trejo's face is disturbing.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn, i guess machete 3 was rough

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude the cartel just poorly balanced a severed head with a rigged bomb on a turtle and then the turtle crawled exactly to where it was supposed to go for a long time without the bomb falling off or anything
    lmfao at the manchildren that took this seriously
    >dude but the cartel is savage!!!
    yep. but they're not wizards that bend physics and control turtles LMFAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do not underestimate mexican intellectuals

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you've heard of elf on a shelf now get a load of

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
    >THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PSYCHOSOMATIC

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is pretty light if you've seen enough /misc/ or /gif/ gore threads. Maybe tv was a mistake

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Ok Mr. Turtle... it's time to "'head out.'"

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