This show could not be any more predictable

She's going to try to kill Kenobi for "betraying" her and he's going to spare her life to "make up" for leaving Anakin to die.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine caring about star wars after 1989

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just wtf are the stakes in this show? what does it actually take for a person to die? the grand inquisitor guy surviving was dumb enough but at least i could believe he might get medical treatment relatively quickly, how is this b***h expected to survive and be well enough to fight by the next episode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how
      Be a black actress in a Disney show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      blacta tank

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how would she get to a bacta tank? she can't even walk and there's nobody there to help her and nobody who would even want to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No anon, blackta tank.
          She jus need mo of dem programz n sheeit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go to the mod shop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black women can die in Nu-Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how is this b***h expected to survive and be well enough to fight by the next episode?
      Watching Vader walk towards her with two blades made me believe she was about to get Dookued, but, unfortunately, that would have been too kino for Disney.

      This is now the second time Vader has tried to execute her and failed. When has Vader ever left someone alive?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally what I thought was gonna happen too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well i kinda thought she was just going to die right there, maybe vader thought so too
        this is what i mean i have no fricking idea what wounds are fatal and which you can just walk off

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't wait until disney brings dookus severed head back to life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Head? Nope, we can do better.
          >somehow Dooku returned

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dont joke, they brought Maul back who was cut in half, when normaly people die after single stab

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maul was kept alive by his seething hatred and like, magic I think? It wasn't just a case of 'oh hay I'm still alive' because it didn't really hurt that much'.

            I don't watch Kenobi, but have heard that the Grand Inquiz may still be alive - and thats lols.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what does it actually take for a person to die?
      reminder that this is the franchise in which
      >Palpatine got thrown down a reactor shaft in an exploding death star yet 'somehow' survived
      >Darth Maul got literally cut in half and also yeeted down a reactor shaft
      If you expect any believability in Star Wars, I have a bridge to vrxgvsell you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah those were dumb too, in the ot and the prequels i thought it was clear enough who lived and who died, is it so much to ask that they go back to stakes that i can understand?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying any of those were good ideas
        The second only got redeemed by how the character and story was developed and I still believe he should have never stepped out of the grave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there are no stakes
      it's why prequels are always moronic
      >obiwan makes it to ANH
      >luke makes it to ANH
      >uncle own and aunt beru make it to ANH (barely)
      >leia makes it to ANH
      >vader makes it to ANH
      there's no stakes, and this show will be forgotten 5 min after the last episode ends

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas was the only one to treat prequels properly. Prequels are meant to tell the story of how.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        obviously they can't die but there are a few characters that could, i think that's the point of introducing reva, i'm just saying that i currently have no idea what she is and isn't capable of surviving

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the one character they could, they won't because they're afraid and think they can waste money on a spinoff.

        To be fair, they probably can.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She literally says he didn't betray her though. She even says the problem is that he wasn't there and had nothing to do with it. If anything, she's going to head to Tatooine to try and intercept Luke in some bid to win favor back with Vader.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, she’ll probably try to take him hostage and later get killed off at the finale

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks they'll kill off the black chick
        They didn't even kill off Ahsoka when she should have never existed in the first place. They will not be killing off stronk women, least of all black ones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          The fact she just survived being stabbed by Vader means she has a golden ticket to non dying for a long, long, time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They didn't even kill off Ahsoka when she should have never existed in the first place.
          Vader killing Ahsoka was pure kino, and the best thing Filoni’s ever made.

          But he got so assmad about it he invented time travel to bring her back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, she’ll probably try to take him hostage and later get killed off at the finale

      She thinks Obi-Wan left her behind to die. She's going to try get back at him and he's going to end up saving her with flashbacks of him and Anakin before and when he left him to die.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole line of communication Bail Organa has with Obi Wan makes no sense.
    And now leaving him an answering machine message with secret information in this episode while he feared Obi Wan may be dead is just plain stupidity.

    I don't know how they'll clear up the plot hole that the Empire and Vader should know that threatening Leia causes Obi Wan to run out of hiding - and also therefore Bail knows how to find Obi Wan, yet they let Bail Organa continue running around for 10 more years.
    They'll probably just ignore it and pretend its not an issue.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait a minute now...

    how did white boy live? didnt she stab the dude?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe qui gon gin was just a pussy
      apparently a lightsaber going all the way though you is not that big a deal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how did white boy live?
      Apparently that species has three stomachs or some shit, and that’s not an asspull either. Like that’s a canonical fact about them that’s existed for years.

      Apparently nig sister didn’t know that and stabbed him through the stomach. Probably the only thing that makes sense in this show.

      The better question is why not just decapitate your victims. You have a blade that cuts through everything.
      Sith are like the school shooters that forget to double tap at the end.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Disney's star wars and frick Disney

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This episode was not only plot contrivance to its maximum, but so many fricking Hollywood tropes on top of that
    >how long to hack the doors?
    >4 hours
    >You have one!!!!!

    >the same bait and switch force grab ship thing that happened in the sequel trilogy

    >literal Mcguffin dropped on the ground so the character that gets stabbed but survives can crawl over and to it and all the information needed AND a (probably) still functional ship to get there

    Are they going to have Luke see light sabers and the force before a new hope as well? They already completely ruined the continuity between obi wan and Leia anyway

    Why couldn’t they just have a fricking series about Obi-wan on tattooine looking over Luke, the big conflict of the series is inquisitors hunting Jedi and in the final episode obiwan kills maul like in rebels, instead of having obiwan vs Vader have flashbacks like they’re doing, and have Vader kill other Jedi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why couldn’t they just have a fricking series about Obi-wan on tattooine looking over Luke, the big conflict of the series is inquisitors hunting Jedi and in the final episode obiwan kills maul like in rebels, instead of having obiwan vs Vader have flashbacks like they’re doing, and have Vader kill other Jedi.
      Because that might actually have been good, but wouldn't rack up enough diversity points, as per Disney's commissioning policy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you can now just force grab lightsabers out of peoples hands
    Seems to me like anakin would’ve made a point to force grab obiwans sword and killed obiwan with it on Mustafar to show he’s better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      easy explanation would be that you can't use that trick against people who are about equal to you in force power or whatever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Seems to me like anakin would’ve made a point to force grab obiwans sword and killed obiwan with it on Mustafar to show he’s better
      The explanation for this is that Inquisitors are trained to be moronic so that, even with all of them combined, they’re not a real threat to Vader or Palpatine.

      This is why it’s not a violation of the Rule of Two. They have no claim to Sithhood.

      It’s why they always get BTFOed when ever they try to fight anyone trained like Maul.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that does raise the question of why obi wan didn't put reeeva in her place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >trained to be moronic
        By letting them watch Disney+ shows?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show would be 100x better if they got rid of Reva and replaced her with this guy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Disney
    Frick this Kenobi shit show
    Frick Star Wars
    Frick diversity
    But most of all and ESPECIALLY FRICK JANNIES

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is Kenobi like Odysseus? A backstabbing fox? Doesn't really seem like the jedi way to me, I don't mind it though

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My arse is going to take a shit, why don't you watch that instead

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's going to try to kill Luke, Obiwan will defeat her but spare her life, only for Owen to shoot her in the head like he did to Maul in that one comic book

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHY WONT SHE JUST FRICKING DIE

    WHY DIDNT VADER BEHEAD THAT b***h

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most revealing part of this episode was when The Grand Inquisitor and Vader basically spoke directly to Black Lives Matter. He said something to the effect of "your rage was useful, now it is tiresome" which is almost certainly the way the elites view that movement and its ultimate fate. Reva is supposed to be a stand in for all black people. Anakin represents the white servants of the israelites. Palpatine is the israelites. Obi-Wan is the enlightenment and freedom loving whites. When Reva is yelling at Obi-Wan it is all black people airing their grievances with whites. Palpatine is so far removed, so hidden in the shadows, that black people can't be as mad as they can at the immediate and obviously evil whites that have oppressed them in the name of the israelites. Those whites are so powerful that blacks can't even hope but dream and fantasize about taking their vengeance against them. So they channel all that anger at the whites that aren't even responsible for their oppression, the Obi-Wans. This can go on and on, but it's very obvious what was being suggested in this episode especially.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anakin represents the white servants of the israelites. Palpatine is the israelites. Obi-Wan is the enlightenment and freedom loving whites.
      This makes perfect sense because Hayden Christensen is confirmed to be circumcised, while Ewan McGregor has an unmutilated penis.

      Anakin is the israeli golem, attacking his fellow white man.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >remvoe all of the eu cause they want the whole series to be canon and create a story team to make sure it happens
    >people say the obiwan show contradicts parts of the movie
    >lucas films says thats okay because they have stories they want to tell

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wrong, she will sacrifice herself to save young luke and leia making her the REAL hero of your favorite star wars movies, the setup is plain as day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, i agree. if you don't see that coming, i don't know what to tell you. every single "character spinoff" ever follows this same formula. the main character himself never gets to be the badass that saves the day singlehandedly, they're always helped along by the "real hero"

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYO

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