This show made me realise the UK is a bureaucratic nightmare not worth living in. KINO show though

This show made me realise the UK is a bureaucratic nightmare not worth living in. KINO show though

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if every town had their own senate that forced you into their home-owner's association, basically.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But mutts have county councils as well?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We have town councils in rural areas but they interfere way less with what people do on their private property

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ours live in merited fear of being shot or run over by a deranged farmer after one too many fines. The British are in some ways utterly alien to the American experience

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When some places were getting lockdowns thanks to the kung flu public health officials here were reigning because they were getting threatened so much.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When some places were getting lockdowns thanks to the kung flu public health officials here were reigning because they were getting threatened so much.

          As a Pole (never stepped foot anywhere west of Poland), the more I learned of Britain and the Brits (culture-wise) the more I realized just how germoids they are. Only difference is Brits have a sense of humor and irony and aren't overly genocidal, whereas germoids are completely unfunny robotic genocidal overbearing pricks.
          I love America and the Americans

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just how like germoids*
            sry

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wish Rome never allowed immigration
            I wish it stayed a republic so they wouldn't need to a constant supply of g*rman immigrants for their sucession wars

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rome was mostly destroyed by the Crisis of the Third Century. By the time of the gothic war etc. it was already ogre, although you can theorize that Rome's fate could've been reversed had they won at Adrianopolis

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Emperor Julius Caesar

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was shocked during the hunting segment where Jeremy was proud of hitting the target with a scope at 100 yards and getting a single deer. More than 300,000 deer were taken during deer season last year and I can't imagine needing a professional deer hunter when teenagers do it. I like Poles even if you spell your names weird.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brits and Germans are both very much a peoples firmly on the spectrum

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Brits are only 20-30% German at most. They are mostly still the celtic swamp creatures the romans encountered.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Brits are only 20-30% German at most.
              All the British chads are blond, tall, blue eyed Germans. They're fricking gorgeous but they can be cruel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's not blond

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            modern britain yes
            renaissance brits were the complete opposite, which is why america exists at all, they still retain a hint of rebellion but they've been largely germified, america is already heading that same direction but slower

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's not a thing for regular people, just businesses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His farm is also in a beauty preserve area. You should see what’s it’s like trying to build a house in a historic neighborhood in LA.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah id like to hear his answer if anyone asks him whether he'd still enjoy the farm stuff if it was actually his livelihood

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he's said multiple times that he has no idea how any full-time farmer is supposed to survive on it. It's pretty clear he despairs at the pressure it puts on him and is clear-eyed that his massive wealth and fame are the only reasons he manages it at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's used to living on millions a year, of course earning only 10x the median wage would seem like a pittance to him.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they just don't want a clueless rich guy who doesn't need any of this to destroy their village with cheesy restaurants and urban concepts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't his arch nemesis, Hamish, also a rich gay from London?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hard to tell, there's a lot of Hamish Dewars so I can't tell which is him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a multimillionaire art restorer who lives right in the middle of one of London's richest suburbs. So, yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe they just don't want a clueless rich guy who doesn't
      As the sole economic engine, the farms ,slowly collapses while they kill innovation or any change with irrational decisions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The restaurant and shop are on his property. The counsel had a legitimate complaint when the shop first opened and caused issues with the roads being overwhelmed, but they also wouldn't let him do anything to alleviate the congestion (like build a parking lot) so at a certain point they were just being c**ts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's crazy how multimillionaires can't just pave over as many green spaces as they want in an AONB. the tyrants of... a small rural council... really need to be get their boot off those..... megacorp-backed celebrity landowners

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah it's crazy how multimillionaires can't just pave over as many green spaces

          Cept it's really only deano estate housebuilders that are doing this. Only difference is they know where to direct the brown envelopes and claxxon doesn't

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fun fact, over the hedge/treeline from the farm shop is a giant caravan park. Not allowing a parking lot next to it is just being petty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The council are completely right for protecting their community from clarkson the oaf who is attempting to turn it into a tourist attraction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about all the extra traffic and exhaust from the cars lined?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >like build a parking lot
        >concrete over every square inch goy
        burn shlomo, burn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brits have quite bigger things to worry about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a huge difference between preserving your neighborhood and petty shit like preventing a farm shop from doing business because you don't like the type of roof they used in the construction.
      If it was a purely fictional show, I would've called out the roof thing as poor writing.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed they don't show the ugly ass mcmansion he built on the farm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pics or it didn't happen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is a travesty, that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surprised Jeremy went with a two story house, seeing as he can barely walk.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sure it has an elevator

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didnt they btfo that thing on top gear/grand tour?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is what he built in place of the one they blew up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't a lot of the beautiful buildings on the Cotswolds once looked like this when newly built? They appear so different to this one's colour due to all the build up of dirt, moss, etc. over time and often being covered with plantlife. But yes, he could have chosen something more in line with how the buildings of the area are designed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. It's the details that stand out as eyesores and make it look tacky.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The middle section is completely out of place for cotswold. More faux classical rather rural English.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would have built this and made the famers swear fealty to me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would imprison Hamish in it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I was rich I'd legit build a castle for myself, I don't care about mansions or suites in city centres, I want my castle in the mountains surrounded by the forest.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it's free to stack rocks

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all you have to do is build a big house on a hill to control a whole population
            comfy and feudalism pilled. nice trips

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >three doors
          that's really the only thing that annoys me about the design

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >three doors
            Everyone gets one. Stig smashes throug the wall

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Still remember that episode when those morons went to Alabama and needlessly tried to provoke the locals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >clarkson ringleader of terrible wind up attempts
                >bolts first sign of trouble
                >blames everything on Hammond
                Many such cases

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Deano-Georgian, i (don't) like it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hates America
          >Builds American style mcmansion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that Romanian gypsy mansion-tier balcony colonnade
          oof

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's so fricking shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most of all, it's cheap. Clarkson turned out to be a cheapskate

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hates America
          >Builds American style mcmansion

          >eurinepeein shit head moron
          >has no idea what a mcmansion is
          >hurr everything that's huge and i'm jealous of is a mcmansion innit
          >sent from my 600 square foot thatched roof hovel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok the British are now banned from talking shit about American "mcmansions" forever.

          Your shit-talking loicense is revoked.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's it, I'm with the council

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This looks British to me as someone with no arts degree? The bottom part is moronic thoughever however, I suppose it lets more light in and acts as a deck of sorts to be able to sit there in the rain.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This looks like something you'd see in North Carolina or South Carolina.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Clarkson just unironically invented British Plantationcore. Damn I want that mansion and to staff it with Pakistanis who wait on me hand and foot and I want one hot girl that I seduce into accepting my hot jizz nightly and I let her have a guesthouse unlike the other jealous slaves, shes like the Samuel Jackson character from Django.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              KEK it really is that upper colonnade that makes it look like a plantation house. Why the frick do bongs need a covered, upper deck? So you can be shielded from the grey clouds?
              Let's be honest though, it will be Pakis living in the houses with Bongs in the fields just as israelites want.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know this is ugly when i look at it, but i cant explain why. Why is this so hideous to me?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because CS modders had way more taste back in the day when you experienced de_mansion for the first time and that thing isn't better than it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THere's no landscaping. It's not connected to anything. It looks like a lego house plopped onto a plot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's the imposition of the structure on the natural landscape, like a really shit tattoo on a hot girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Money can't buy taste

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at that balcony colonnade. No money there. Clarkson a cheapskate it seems

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao look at that balcony colonnade fellas absolutely horrendus

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, at least this looks like a normal building instead of a giant Lego brick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why doesn't anyone build nice homes anymore?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rich people have no creativity, or even knowledge. They arent patrons of the arts, they dont fund massive building projects, and they waste money on the most mundane things.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure I built that in minecraft

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pics or it didn't happen.

          I noticed they don't show the ugly ass mcmansion he built on the farm

          OH NO A RICH PERSON WHO OWNS A LOT OF LAND WANTS TO BUILD A BIG HOUSE!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He should build a nice house

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean yeah, if it was my money I would have built a more stone based nice house - but it's his money and land to fricking do what he wants.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's not the point moron. imagine defending a mcmansion LMFAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            GOOD MORNING SAAR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like it. Would change the colours tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What an eyesore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          to all those saying its cheap- it isnt, and that ought to scare you. my dad is an architect and the reason new builds are like this is because we have literally lost the techniques and passed down apprentice knowledge that built shit in the middle ages, victorian times etc. nobody can work with stone anymore. this will have cost MORE than a demense manor back then unironically, despite being so much worse. its similar to buildings in the early roman collapse imitating older structures but not understanding them like this one in pic related. but while the medievals got their shit together and surpassed the romans eventually I see no trend of that ocurring with workshop culture being dead. say goodbye to beautiful buildings

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so ur saying roman architecture is...lost media?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Considering tons of it is still around you can't really consider it lost.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bit of a c**t, ain't he?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they always look confused when Gerald is talking, I can understand him fine

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie is really getting tired of their shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clarkson barely even does any of the farming himself now. I get that he's trying to find alternative methods of farming but the only reason he turns a profit on any of it is because hes a celebrity and can sell everything in his shop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He barely even lives on the farm

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Clarkson barely even does any of the farming himself now.
      Cinemaphile anon discovers how tv works

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    since this show (like top gear/grand tour) is heavily scripted, what are the chances the council problems are very exeggerated or even completely fake?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 had a bit of forced drama.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre probably the one thing that is real about it. As a quick example, the council shut down his shitty ramshackle restaurant from season 2 before they started filming season 3. If it was scripted, all that drama would have been on screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what are the chances the council problems are very exeggerated or even completely fake?

      zero, all the council documents are online to read, it's 100% genuine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are genuine. When you look at it from the perspective of the community, it’s not too hard to see why the council objected to everything. It’s a quiet country village, and Clarkson has now turned it into a big tourist attraction where hundreds of people come every day to visit his shop. Sure, it’s good for the local economy, but these quiet village types usually don’t want their area overrun with city wankers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sure, it’s good for the local economy, but these quiet village types usually don’t want their area overrun with city wankers
        This is true. I'm from a rural area and it's nice once in a while, like we had for the eclipse last month, but it would suck if it was a few days every week

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the guy wanted business for his new shop and decided to tweet it to 10 million followers during lockdown when people aren’t at work and bored as hell. He’s lucky the council even consider anything he wants to do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny that this exact thing is playing out with dave chappelle and the quiet white town he moved to
        t. was a the special screening for his film he only showed in minneapolis
        John stewart was in it too...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except they arent quiet village types, theyre shit dwellers who moved out there to enjoy their retirement, so everything that ruins their postcard lives is a threat

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah, we're gonna need to have his wife play a bigger part of this season for diversitys sake. but dont make fun of her at all, just show here being good at everything she does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an irish being good at manual labor

      yes this has never happened before.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like she is good at fishing, that would entirely undermine the potato famine narrative.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ you must be a fricking moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the joke is that she likes sitting on the roller because she's having orgams 24/7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about, they shit on her about how she manages the shop pretty much every episode.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont believe she is running the shop when the cameras are off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she isnt. watch any blog video of them visiting the shops and its kids behind the counter. nobody on the show does anything on the farm when the cameras are off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes anon, the kids behind the counter are "running" the shop. Dumb frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont believe she is running the shop when the cameras are off

      something about her is really annoying. so of course they keep giving her more and more screen time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you genuinly autistic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also hate her, didn't even realize she was Irish until Jeremy said it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lisa is based.

      i dont believe she is running the shop when the cameras are off

      No one cares what you think, nerd.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the impression I got from Dragons Den too
    All the inventions are garbage, any that are even slightly useful are not profitable to make after paying VAT

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >UK
    It's the same shit everywhere.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a show that exaggerates everything for entertainment.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy expensive stuff to pour it out on the ground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love these

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love these

      kek, do post more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get them all here
        https://archive.org/details/DDees-com-illustrations/1566762650-656916-sheeple-300.jpg

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i would've loved this one when i was 14 going through my pro putin phase

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's funny I hated him at 14 but love the frick out of him now

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clarkson, Hammond, and May were based once upon a time but now they'll all lived too long. May is more interested in shilling his frick awful gin and fancying himself some old hipster foodie. Clarkson is a bitter old man who has gone up his own ass and just wants scream about politics. Hammond is sad and I feel bad because it's clear his brain is rapidly failing from all the crashes and my guess is he barely knows where he is at any given moment anymore. They should have all just called it quits after TG and rode off into the sunset.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was optimistic when they were dropping the format altogether and only doing travel specials but even those are becoming tedious. Everything is scripted to the max and it feels like a cartoon parody of itself at this point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tried rewatching the post grand tour specials and you're absolutely right. They don't even try anymore it's just literally them going down a check list of clearly manufactured events. At least they didn't shoehorn Abbie into the specials to be a fourth driver.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They should have all just called it quits after TG and rode off into the sunset.
      GT finale should just be them doing a east-west road trip across the US or something and each day ends with them riding into the sunset, then getting up and being haggard as shit and doing it all over again until they get to the west coast and their cars all drive off a pier into the ocean a la black stig

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of this are remnants from the European Union. But the globohomosexual politicians need to be replaced as well if these policies are to change

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bongs call this an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty
    >It just looks like western Pennsylvania but with old buildings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bullshit term mostly used to increase property prices.
      Take a look at the HS2 line (a train line). It's route took it through a so called area of outstanding beauty. Due to this it was massively delayed and it's budget spiralled so out of control they basically had to cancel 3/4ths of the train line. I think it costs just under £400 million per mile of line they make. At 140 miles this would bring the total cost to £58 billion, or the second most expensive train line ever. And they're building it over fricking fields. The only train line that is more expensive is in a city which is why it's so expensive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is nice and so is western PA, but when Clarkson pointed to the foilage, I thought it was okay, ours in Vermont is way better, not that he'd ever admit something like that

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gets fricked with and over, every step of the way
    i had to stop watching because they all let the animals die constantly because they think they know better than most. also it makes ya want to become timmy mcveigh adjacent with how much the local government just fricks them over every single step of the way. id have to kill myself in europe. no chance. you are nothing there. not that its better here but at least we arent primarily bootlickers, although the times they be a changin'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd argue it's even harder to get anything done in the countryside vs. the suburbs/city because you're competing with NIMBYs as well as the council.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're very wealthy people along with Clarksons business partner who might even be richer than him. howevwer they get threats and violations, daily. at first i thought it was the producers making drama for the sake of the show but this is year 4 almost and they still even refuse to even have a sitdown conversation with any of them officially.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who's his business partner, Charlie?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd argue it's even harder to get anything done in the countryside vs. the suburbs/city because you're competing with NIMBYs as well as the council.

          >NOOOO I can't have a nice farm near me
          >he he he I'm going to slavishly vote for political parties that let in millions of third world browns every year. Hoorah cheap labor and welfare dependency.

          Why are upper class bongaloids like this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bucket of crabs innit pal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Simple. The brownoids aren't in their backyard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he he he I'm going to slavishly vote for political parties that let in millions of third world browns every year

            so any & all of the political parties available then?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you c**ts can really find fault with everything. it's a great show. STFU.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I said it was KINO didn't I israelitegay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lurk moar

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on nigel farage and diane abbott

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farage is just a silly muppet who likes pretending politics is about getting things done rather rather lining his own pockets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Farage: Hates the EU and has basic maths skills
      Abbott: Hates white people and lacks basic maths skills

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s those rules and regulations that brought it to attention Clarkson was selling exploding beer though. Without them charlatans like Clarkson could sell whatever low quality product they want

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmmmmm

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    councils are the real western cancer

    failed lawyers, failed politicians, up-jumped overpaid administrators

    stand in the way of literally anything while nickle&diming the citizens and making life harder in general. My council wasted tens of millions during covid on shit no one wanted or needed, reverted half of it then upped council taxes by 25% in 2 years while cutting services, erecting bus gates in main arterial routes and low-emission zones in the city centre while 50m from the high street sit docked massive oil supply ships with 1000000000000BHP diesel engines pumping 24/7. same LEZ will now force many people around the city to quadruple their mileage for the same destinations.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the show until he ripped off the final 20 minutes of goodfellas in his reality tv show about farm work. He thinks he’s a genius writer. I think he’s an oaf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh? how so?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I think he’s an oaf? Probably from 20 years experience watching top gear and noticing how awful it got from 2011 onwards with the same gimmicks of signs/slogans written then split in half to actually show a rude joke. Same with the farm shop sign haha look so funny on one side it says “squat shop” ebin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That one small part where he said he felt like Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are forgetting the part with the “helicopter” and what he did in a day. A complete rip off from goodfellas. Pointless in a farm reality tv show. Probably thought he was really clever thinking that up.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being American I'm not sure how famous this homie is, what's his American equivalent?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clarkson is at about a Julia Roberts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Julia Roberts should start a farm show in Georgia, but she's a fricking b***h, maybe Emma can do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's world famous. That's not a joke. He gets recognised everywhere on earth because of Top Gear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clarkson is like Rush Limbaugh x Jay Leno

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penn from Penn and Teller but he’s an even bigger idiot and he’s made a show without his little sidekick

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bit fat

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lets buy sheep
    >I BOUGHT A LAMBO LOL
    >lets buy chickens
    >let’s grow potatoes and wheat
    >let’s grow wasabi
    >let’s get bees
    >let’s make a sure an overcharge on everything
    >let’s make beer
    >let’s make a restaurant
    complete headless chicken.
    Show would be miles better if scaled back and actually tried to run a farm without the too many desperate streams of income

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beer
      now you're just making shit up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is literally selling it right now and has been for over a year. It also explodes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was the cider that exploded

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it’s cider not beer!
            calm your autism. Drink an exploding alcoholic beverage from your clarksoy master

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How about you tone it down, sonny.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Have you tried admitting you fricked up instead of acting like a moron? It's not the end of the world

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Beer is a vague term that includes anything alcoholic and traditionally served in pints. So no.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Beer is a vague term that includes anything alcoholic
                If you go into any pub and ask for beer ten times, you will receive lager, stout or bitter ten times. You will not at any point receive cider.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine asking for a beer and getting a cider, I'd attack the bartender

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bought a Strongbow once. That's basically a cider too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Strongbow tastes like piss.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's girly beer, sure but any port in a storm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They make lager and cider
        hawkstone.com

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He drinks a lager drink
          >He drinks a cider drink
          >He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
          >He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OOOOOH JERRY BOY

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the price per bottle?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the price for six.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's $20 usd, I've never seen a sixer of cider that expensive here, not that I'd know

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, per bottle that's about what you'd pay for a 500ml bottle of cider in the pub here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah in a pub. Don’t know why you would compare buying beer online to in a pub. It’s expensive as hell no point sugar coating it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The point is it isn't that insane of a price for a non-giant corporation beverage. It's dear, yeah, and I wouldn't spend that much on it, but there are definitely worse offenders out there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You must not have walked into a liquor store since the Great Recession and the subsequent hipster brewery boom. That sort of shit's been on the shelves nonstop since. Those prices work out to like $3.29 a bottle which is still way better than you'd pay in a bar and also remember in Britland taxes are always included in the price so that's with taxes and they have higher taxes than us. Considering he's a celeb and charging his celeb goods tax it's really not that terrible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't usually drink cider, although I did accidentally buy a pint of it last week because I failed to look at the label on the can. I think it was $3. People like this? It seems like a woman's drink, too sweet for me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to get stuff that's specifically labeled 'unsweetened cider'. I like that. Not my favorite, but I'll drink it. Regular cider is sweet like candy to me and I hate it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You need to find the 12% scrumpy stuff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In USA when it comes to high percent booze it's nasty ass malt liquor, it used to be Four Loko when it had caffeine

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cider just isn't really a thing in america like ingerlin. as far as i understand a part of the popularity of cider there has been/was induced by it having a substantially reduced tax rate compared to other alcohol so it was cheaper and thus it's the cheap drink there. in america cider is always considered a specialty in every bar and region i've ever visited so a glass of cider will be like $8 or $9 while a glass of not-bottom shelf beer would be like $5 or $6 (these prices may be a few years out of date and more ridiculous now since I don't go out anymore)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cider in the US used to very popular especially during the temperance movements. It was allowed when alcohol was banned and some farmers paid their workers with it, I'm not sure why it died out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not sure why it died out
                Successful ad campaigns by beer and wheat companies in the 40’s and 50’s.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cider just isn't really a thing in america like ingerlin. as far as i understand a part of the popularity of cider there has been/was induced by it having a substantially reduced tax rate compared to other alcohol so it was cheaper and thus it's the cheap drink there. in america cider is always considered a specialty in every bar and region i've ever visited so a glass of cider will be like $8 or $9 while a glass of not-bottom shelf beer would be like $5 or $6 (these prices may be a few years out of date and more ridiculous now since I don't go out anymore)

                There's a couple of things going on with cider popularity throughout time in America.

                First practical thing is that its hard for orchards to react to demand, it just can't be faster or more flexible than grain crops used for beer. So if you want more cider you're waiting a few years to get it up and running.
                You can probably grow apples pretty much anywhere in the USA but climate will influence what varietals.
                On varietals, traditional euro cider is made by blending at least two apple varietals (one sharp and one sweet) to make a balanced cider. These apple varietals are not the house hold table apples you're probably used to and can find in the grocery store and they really don't taste particularly good on their own. And their yield is fairly low. America replaced most of the cider apple trees with table apple trees during prohibition.
                Next is that cider tradition and preference is primarily English, Norman, Breton and Iberian (bay of biscay and channel). None are exclusively cider drinkers and either have beer or wine as another major tradition.
                What that means for America is that you need English heritage around if there's going to be someone even thinking about making cider, and the percentage of English heritage has only gone down over time (and the ubiquity of colonial cider to mostly irrelevance followed it).
                For quite a while if we had any cider it was these alcopop like "ciders"- woodchuck for example really helped bring cider back mainstream but it's comparatively hooch against a traditional cider.

                Tldr apples hard, grain easier, all American cultures drink beer only English drink cider.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cider is a big thing in the pacific NW because it's full of queers and apple trees.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I lived near Apple orchards in the US and there were like a dozen different cider companies at most grocery stores there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You could buy 6 bottles of cider for less than £10 here. That is recognised brands too. Clarkson’s ripping everyone off

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That is recognised brands too.
                The big brands are always cheaper than the "brewed in me nan's bathtub with moon hops and space barley" brands.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >treats farming just like rollercoaster tycoon on unlimited spend mode
          >uses his fame to promote the farm's products and exploit his fans by ripping them off (£14 for nettle soup that expires in a day!)
          >disregards the community and dismisses anyone who warns him
          >cries the blues when the village council reject anymore of his questionable shenanigans that can overwhelm the village
          massive scumbag. should retire in to the sun

          yes and he refused to reduce the price when it expired the next day. the man is vile

          Did the soup at least have more to it than nettles and broth? ...surely?

          Gotta love seeing morons that eat processed food and drink coke all day talk about food.

          It's local small production stuff with no real additives, probably non-GMO and very little pesticides blablabla all that stuff. No shit it's expensive, those prices are not weird at all, have you ever been to a farm shop or really just anywhere but Walmart? The only one that was way too high was the soup, though it was 9.99£ not 14£.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, if I ate processed food and drank coke all day I wouldn't have known about nettle soup without watching season 3.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you ever went into your backyard and picked some stinging nettles and placed them into some hot water?! Frick off with that non-gmo shit. It's weeds.
            And yeah, when I lived in MN I would regularly go to the farmer's market and get great buys from local Hmong farmers for produce priced like Walmart but about 5x the quality.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >when I lived in MN
              Good for you. Britain isn't America. Everything is more expensive here by default, even the "cheap" shit. Farmer's market? Better remortgage your house.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dude/mate..I live in SoCal now. Things on the entire west coast are about on par with Britain. And before you go assuming that I've never been outside of America like you did before, I've been to the UK. I get it. I was just responding to the fact that you made me out to be ignorant when I'm not.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And before you go assuming that I've never been outside of America like you did before
                I assumed you don't live here, and I was right.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been approximately 50 times for research conferences and related shit. Same with most of western europe.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I went to London this one time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                God, speaking to others on Cinemaphile has become an exercise in frustration. And, I've tried to meet you halfway and not shitpost.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >in MN
              No shit, 75% of the shit you spray on your crops is illegal in Europe and a lot of other places, as are half the seeds you use.

              >when I lived in MN
              Good for you. Britain isn't America. Everything is more expensive here by default, even the "cheap" shit. Farmer's market? Better remortgage your house.

              For once I agree with regulations, rather pay the premium rather than have to worry about everything I put in my mouth like in the US.

              Hell, you still end up paying the same amount anyway for the same quality, you have to go to expensive hipster food shops in the US if you want to get something that isn't Monsanto GMO sprayed down with God knows what.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This was all organic, and let me tell you, the produce grown by some random-ass Hmong farmers in MN aren't gonna be going through the Monsanto pipeline like you would expect in factory farms. Do you not like me because I'm from the US? I don't understand. ..I like Euros..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree, I worked on a farm for 3 years before I went back to college, it's hard work and you're constantly busy but it would make for a boring ass show

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Show would be miles better if scaled back and actually tried to run a farm without the too many desperate streams of income
      And this is why youre not a succesful tv producer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best episodes are when they're working the fields and are up against time and weather. Nobody gives a frick about his dozen chickens. People have more chickens than him in their gardens

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that pig episode
    damn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And they say pigs are intelligent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was brutal and a little too dark for the show imo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IDK how they didn't come up with that safety rail thing immediately.
      Or just putting a small heater on the ceiling in the middle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well it's an easy mistake because most people are aware that pigs are really smart, but it doesn't mean they have human level intelligence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most pig farmers don't use those igloos, they're inefficient.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like pigs will still find a way to kill their offspring
        I couldn't have changed shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People often compare n*ggers to monkeys, but pigs are way more accurate

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pigs are monkeys?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I meant Blacks are like pigs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Man I hate that people put humans = monkeys into my head now whenever I see someone with even moderate sized ears I see a monkey.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I bet they don't hear as well as the monkey

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually listen to his report about the rings, MORE piglets still died with the rings, based on ratio.

        They only gave percentage, it was like 17% mortality rate without the rings and 13% with rings, but there was like 25-30 more piglets with the ring births.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you made that up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person please, it went from 28% fatality to 13%

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't try to explain percentages or per capita to women and moon crickets, it's pointless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Usually you'd use a farrowing crate while the sow is giving birth and for a bit after. It holds them in a place where the piglets can get to milk but the mother cannot roll onto and kill them. Though those wouldn't work with the round igloo things, and technically speaking the ring they ended up with is considered much more humane since it doesn't involve locking the sow in a cage for three weeks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gerald gets cancer
      >council bullshit
      >total pig death
      First batch of 4 episodes was pretty grim.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally why doesn't he just buy 50 acres in Kentucky and do the same thing and actually make money? Why do Bongs like to torture themselves? Is bong pride that strong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you've ever watched Top Gear, he's made it very clear he fricking hates America, especially the south

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If you've ever watched Top Gear, he's made it very clear he fricking hates America, especially the south
        It's all just seething, parochial jealousy at the loss of empire under a thin veneer of right on cosmopolitanism.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's joking.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No he actually hates White Americans. He's much rather hang out with Mohammed and Ngubu in Liverpool.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He does mention climate change a lot on the show, but so do other morons like Alan

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean when you're farming you're at the mercy of the weather, farmers are fricking obsessed about it and will talk for 8 hours straight about the weather

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's true, I've just haven't heard any farmers talk about climate change except for one who was like Clarkson, a rich city gay who moved here to live the country life as a "climate refugee"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The UK is in a position to heavily benefit from a changing climate if they would just get their water situation sorted out. It's funny to me they basically rely on if it rains or not and don't seem to really have any aquifers to draw on like in the grain belt of America that can grow infinite amounts of food rain or no rain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where I live is also supposed to gain agriculturally due to climate change, which isn't real, but I got a tick on my dick today so now I'm mad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >but I got a tick on my dick today so now I'm mad
                oi wuz roiped

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was raped, and it was on my foreskin, if my parents had been real Americans and circumcised me, it wouldn't have happened

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's funny to me they basically rely on if it rains or not
                This isn't really a problem when it rains for half the year.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd think that, but in another display of staggering incompetence and schizophrenic bureaucracy, the UK frequently has to implement water usage restrictions. They ban using hose pipes, swimming pools and so on almost yearly now.
                It's not uncommon for the UK to have the wettest winter on record, then 2 weeks into summer they've got to implement water usage restrictions because they don't have enough water anymore.

                It's honestly surprising that the UK even functions anymore. It's run by complete and utter morons at every single level.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They ban using hose pipes
                I forgot about that. "Hose pipe ban" was one of the first phrases my brother said.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Soil health is extremely important and climate trends effect yield you dumb frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >city gay has opinions
                Thanks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >conservative wont even conserve nature
                Why do we even call them conservatives when they dont conserve fricking anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Conservatives are responsible for national parks, what the frick are you talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A conservative from over a hundred years ago when the parties were unrecognizable to their current counterparts. Also, here's a teddy quote for ya, he actually called himself a progressive conservative just to show you how far shits changed: ""always believed that wise progressivism and wise conservatism go hand in hand""

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and progressives are rich c**ts who don't care about the working class, weird how that goes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s banter and not every successful brit wants to live in the US

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He seems like he loves his country at the end of the day, so I get why it'd be hard for him to leave despite all his complaints. I'd probably do the same if I was in his shoes tbh- even if I was set for life and could live anywhere I'd want, I'd still live in the us- albeit a rural area in a castle or something

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the weirdest things on the show for me being from Vermont, was when he said he wanted target Subaru drivers for his restaurant, which I guess means people who are meat and potato eaters? Here Subarus are synonymous with homosexuals and libtards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the meme has died but throughout the 00's and 2010s in my region of the US Subaru was synonymous with lesbians because they ran some car ad campaign very heavily featuring a lesbo couple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbians actually did drive Subarus back then. Now they are more into Priuses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't see many Imprezas about these days because of the scrappage scheme, but that's what he actually meant, Impreza drivers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imprezas are just WRX and Legacy are Outbacks now?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inshallah we shall one day destroy the planning system

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >america: everybody but the giga rich is forced to beg for tips, because chuds licked big corpo boots too much
    >uk: torries hate everybody and just use all the money for their buddies

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game makes me want to play Stardew Valley.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking cinematic video games. Where was the gameplay? It was like watching a farming simulator!
      I actually started growing starfruit trees because of stardew

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You talk like a moron and you've never grown shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm, I just built this myself from scratch to take care of my ultra tropicals. I have about 100 other plants and trees.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've been thinking about doing poly tunnels. I live very far north and the growing season ain't shit otherwise. israelitetube vids I've watched have shown it's amazing how much heat and moisture you can trap with a setup like that and increase your growing zones by several times.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've never watched videos on making this type of stuff but does poly refer to poly carbonate? Because that's the material I used for the paneling. Double walled greenhouse poly carbonate to keep heat kinda like a yeti thermos, works well but I'm in socal so I'm more pushing it from zone 9a to 11b. What's a poly "tunnel"?
              It's crazy like you said though, I went from having temps get down into the 40s at its lowest to keeping it 60-95 year round with 80-100% humidity. You basically just need to seal it/insulate decently and stick a warm mist humidifier in there.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a small farm and everytime I try to kill a pig or cow my wife goes apeshit, "they have personalities!" No shit but they aren't fricking free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >marrying a woman who plays that sort of shit urban white b***h shit while living on a farm
      ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's from Manila, but you're right, this is basically her farm and she's going to destroy it if I let her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Awfully uppity for someone coming from a culture that is notoriously parasitic towards 1st world dudes. Does she send money back to her family?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes she sends money back to her parents. I've never been there, but I guess that's their culture. The funniest thing is the profits from the farm after expenses are going to her parents, which is like $2000

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There it is. I was engaged to an indian chick who was pulling the same shit. Living with me for free while she sent money that she got here back there, detracting from the country itself one is living because it isn't being added back as tax.

              It's not their culture so much that it is their strategy to sidle up to some white dude and skim money off to their family. Look at dating sites like okcupid these days. 80% filipino "just changing their location for fun". Wonder why?
              >profits from the farm after expenses are going to her parents, which is like $2000
              A year or..? Over what time period?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not me btw

              [...]
              >Marrying and breeding a moronic SEAmonkey

              [...]
              >Marrying and breeding a moronic SEAmonkey

              Come on, man. He's getting fleeced. Show some compassion. I wasn't going to press it after that but you're just being a c**t.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes she sends money back to her parents. I've never been there, but I guess that's their culture. The funniest thing is the profits from the farm after expenses are going to her parents, which is like $2000

          >Marrying and breeding a moronic SEAmonkey

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >treats farming just like rollercoaster tycoon on unlimited spend mode
    >uses his fame to promote the farm's products and exploit his fans by ripping them off (£14 for nettle soup that expires in a day!)
    >disregards the community and dismisses anyone who warns him
    >cries the blues when the village council reject anymore of his questionable shenanigans that can overwhelm the village
    massive scumbag. should retire in to the sun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was trying to use local farms for his restaurant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nettle soup? Are you fricking kidding me?! I get that it can be used in cooking, technically, but he's selling shit that grows as weeds for 14 pounds?! What is that, 20 bucks for some fricking soup made from yard weeds?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes and he refused to reduce the price when it expired the next day. the man is vile

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did the soup at least have more to it than nettles and broth? ...surely?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was mostly an attempt to recoup a high labor cost caused by his moron inability to manage things well. He let the cook, some younger workers from their shop, and the friends of the cook be the harvesting solution to only get the young nettles instead of the large amount of random shit he gor using a machine and not knowing what things look like. So he ended up paying a decent number of people to go play in the woods while grabbing and bagging some nettles when he should have just taken a day and done it himself since his time is worthless anyway. He obviously lost money on it because no one is going to pay that much for heat and eat nettle soup that needs to be used by end of day and he's moronic and doesn't understand that selling it for 3 or 4 would have at least been less of a loss than throwing it out at end of day anyway.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agh, I can just tell they must have over harvested young stuff from what you're saying. Not that nettles are a commodity, but you've gotta have people who can keep things sustainable.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pig episode was kind of sad but it lead to me find out that pig litters are so large because of how many die. Usually the mother eats them. It was interesting to learn that the pig mothers chastise each other if they have experienced piglet birth before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was interesting to learn that the pig mothers chastise each other if they have experienced piglet birth before.
      huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They mention it on the show that if other pig moms are around when the pig is giving birth they'll tell the new mother to shape the frick up if they see something bad like them laying on a piglet.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you realize that in order to meet the Paris Accords targets they had to cut down on the amount of nitrogen based fertilizer they could import and use on crops.

    This is leading to farms of Clarksons size, and smaller to going bankrupt and being bought by corporations who will pay 'carbon taxes' to other parts of their corporations essentially handing over food production to Africa, Mexico, and Asia - or massive conglomerates.

    This is what the huge farmer protests all over Europe the few past months have been about and why the media won't cover them.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This show made me realise the UK is a bureaucratic nightmare not worth living in. KINO show though
    Farmings like that everywhere. Farmers are probably the single biggest control challenge for any government. The control food ultimately yeah but they also have buildings where almost anything can be made, as well as ingredients for explosives, guns, welders, heavy machinery, radios, binoculars, flamethrowers, quad bikes, scramblers, 4x4s, earth movers and work outdoors. The only threat to any nations military are its farmers. Therefore they get generally treated very carefully and controlled via massive bureaucratic oversight. Clarkson is a twat though and the whole thing is scripted garbage.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OI DO YOU HAVE A LOICENCE FOR USING THE KNOCKYDOOR HANDLE ON THE DOOR YOU FAT TWAT!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How were they going to knock it again when they were already in, what kind of a power trip was he on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking fat nonce should have been fed to the pigs, kaleb would have hog tied the c**t if he wasnt busy thinking of what to say to our ricky lad

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A Kiwi making fun of Bong
      Glass houses.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turns out the town council was just protecting the countryside

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*robert jenrick*~~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Lets send a bunch of violent low IQ third world men at peak criminal age all around the country
      How do they think this will end?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't care since its a proposition solely intended to placate people who whine about the non-diverse countryside. Most "asylum seekers" will also not enjoy living in the countryside. They genuinely don't want to live there for the most part. The cities is where friends and family live and where they can easily get around on public transport. Finding a tax-free job that they can do while collecting some kind of government gibs is easier as well. This shit has been tried before in other countries. The almost universal move for migrants both those going inside a country and between countries is towards the cities and that's been the case since the dawn of the industrial revolution. Trying to reverse this process by govermment mandate is just another example of modern government having adopted some kind of maoist tier logic on par with smelting down all the tools in backyard furnaces to create worthless pig iron just so the leaders can fulfill the of becoming "the worlds largest producer of steel"

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the whole season up yet?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't the council just ban Amazon from filming in their Area of Outstanding Beauty?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if they're intentionally obstructing low-class frickheads with too much money from (literally) setting up shop and destroying the area.
    Clarkson is the thin end of the wedge, 9001 poos with money to burn are soon to follow.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Farmers suck and need a huge kick in the nuts

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? How much delusion must one have to project oneself as a millionare able to buy specialized items for a farm business? You can't even buy your own house and you dense motherfricker.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Those houses are a dime a dozen in flyover states and are often priced in the lower 6 figure range, sorry bro it looks like ass

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