This thread has been stolen by Music Meister! All messages below must be in the form of rhyming lyrics.

This thread has been stolen by Music Meister! All messages below must be in the form of rhyming lyrics.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At the risk of making the outrage even bigger,
    Why did they make this man a ______?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't dig at all, you fool.
      He doesn't have the proper tool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HE'S THE MUSIC ______!
      AND WE'LL JUST HAVE TO CinemaphilePE

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who? that's not Cinemaphile appropriate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Golden Post

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pull on the trigger
    Tommy Pickle figure

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WILL HE EVER RETURN?
    WE WILL ALL JUST HAVE TO HOPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FOR IT IS OUR CURSE AND DESTINY
      TO AWAIT THE MAESTRO OF VILLAINY.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this thread? I swear I've seen it forty-seven times.
    And in my head I start to hear the most familiar rhymes.
    These jokes, I know their punchlines, and these memes I've saved before,
    This thread's dead on arrival, cuz we've done it all before!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THE MUSIC MEISTERRRRRRRRR HES MADE IT INTO OUR REAL LIFE

      WE ALL MUST SING WE ALL MUST RHYME OR WE'LL ALL BE SHANKED WITH A KNIFE!!!!

      THE MUSIC MEISTERRRRRR HES ALMOST AS POPULAR AS CANDLEJA-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So why are you on this thread,
      These are all lies you spread,
      You love it too, the cringe posts too,
      A servant to ineptitude,
      You have fallen in trap yes,
      Of the Music Meisterrrrrrrrrrr.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i make a rhyme every time
    i'm a poet and i don't even know it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All messages below must be in the form of rhyming lyrics.

    No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You better make it rhyme and you better be quick
      When I find you I'll slice of your dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What Do You Say
    You wanna have a good Lay?
    your @#$% will leak like a faucet
    when you see my spear and magic HELmet!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe what I am seeing...
    A shitpost spun from golden weaving?

    We must stop this meister from spreading,
    and if we can't, I'll be forever dreading
    as he casts his song to last all day long,

    to each board out and over head!
    To be seen and heard and posted 'till we're dead!

    No, we have to try and stop him!
    Or else we'll sing like Gotham!

    In the best episode of Batman Beyond!
    (and all the memes that it had consequently spawned)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this place
    Chew off my face
    Go into space
    Await deaths embrace

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's this a rhyming ginger israelite
    This thread isn't even new
    This music meister
    Is just an obnoxious shyster
    Forcing all the anons to rhyme all the damn time!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a treat to be so neat
      and find out what people post the most!

      The words the fly off from the high
      of making these letters sing and cry!

      Oh what a joy it is to be
      so enraptured by the typing spree

      And find out what comes to mind
      under the most restrictive kind
      of wordplay games and wordplay binds!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes he's the MUSIC MEISTERRRRR
    The ringing voice that stole this thread,
    Cause he's the MUSIC MEISTERRRRR
    And he won't leave our heads!

    "Rent-free," they say- insanity!
    He's just the cure for all mundanity,
    Cause he's the MUSIC MEISTERRRRR
    We'll dance un-til we're dead!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is a ginger
    but now a Black person

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bullies used to pick on him because he sang in choir,
    He tried to vent on Cinemaphile but this only fed his ire,
    The anons, they all mocked him, words as sharp as a syringe,
    And now he's back here to attack this site with all his cringe!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1l05Ro5Y46nF
      Low effort phoneposting cause I thought he was funny. The paise was me forgetting a line.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE MUUUSIC MEISTER
    WRITES THE THREADS THAT THIS BOARD WANTS TO CLIIICK
    LET'S NOT FIGHT, LET'S GET ALONG
    AND THROAT HIS GINGER DICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way gay
      Dick sucking will make me gag

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has returned with grace,
    Blessed us with his warm embrace!

    The villain wearing a dapper suit!
    He masters every brute with his lute!

    A magical man with a musical plan,
    more than a worthy foe for the Batman!

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