>1st movie begins with Luigi moving from Italy to Brooklyn where his brother lives in order to find work >job is shit, boss is shit, environment is shit >Until one day local celebrity is kidnaped by local gorila in a construction site they were working on >Mario and Luigi defeat the gorilla and save the girl >After that they decide to quit their job and start their own independent plumber firm, the Mario Bros >Finally wear their iconic red and green outfits >post credits scene of them discovering the Mushroom kingdom while on the job
How could they do bowser, luigi, and toad so fricking horribly wrong. Don't even fricking mention that fat israelite playing donkey kong.
Charlie Day Is an unfunny homosexual, Always Sunny fricking sucks
Fat israelite is a fat israelite
the bald half of key and peele is just a sad pathetic mess without the fat one to keep him afloat almost like a black version of mario and luigi themselves.
Jack black hasn't fricking mattered in 20 years.
Even Chris Pratt and Anya can't save this shit from Charlie Day and the other rejects from fricking it up
>lolberal at work seething over Chris Pratt as Mario >topic of a Metroid movie comes up >he says Leslie Jones should be Samus
He's gotta be fricking with us all right? Nobody is that stupid
Test audiences are usually in the wrong. But if this movie bombs while the Sonic movies do well, I'll probably laugh my ass off. But Nintendo fans are drones, so this movie is probably going to do well regardless of the quality.
Either way, the Bob Hoskins Mario movie will always be the superior Mario movie.
>this summer... >everyone's favorite plumber... >is coming to the big screen >cuts to Bowser voiced by Jack Black What a bummer! >Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY >Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio >"in other news, princess peach has been-" >Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!" >Luigi, voiced by Charlie Day, "just go on without me, man" >Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother." >two brothers will find themselves >Mario "what?! Peach is missing?" >Luigi "really?" >and maybe Peach >Mario "and bowser took her?" >Luigi "wow REALLY?" >but first they have to find Bowser >Bowser: "I know what girls like!" >presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?" >Peach kicks him in the balls >"AAAAA My fire balls!" >who might need to be saved from peach >peach, voiced by literally who Anya taylor-joy "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!" >this summer is going to be >montage of slap stick >Bowser twerking >Mario "aaawkward" >this summer is going to be... >montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending >Toad doing a head spin >"LIIIIIIIIT" >this summer is going to be! >*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie >SUPER >Super Mario Bros.
kino
>1st movie begins with Luigi moving from Italy to Brooklyn where his brother lives in order to find work
>job is shit, boss is shit, environment is shit
>Until one day local celebrity is kidnaped by local gorila in a construction site they were working on
>Mario and Luigi defeat the gorilla and save the girl
>After that they decide to quit their job and start their own independent plumber firm, the Mario Bros
>Finally wear their iconic red and green outfits
>post credits scene of them discovering the Mushroom kingdom while on the job
By the way their boss is the live action version of pic related
oy vey shut it down
more like foreman israelite amirite
That guy looks like he knows a lot about a building's structural weaknesses.
what the frick?
Keep saying it
>unreal engine
kek
it's happening
nintendo is producing it
lmfao id watch it, looks kino
How could they do bowser, luigi, and toad so fricking horribly wrong. Don't even fricking mention that fat israelite playing donkey kong.
Charlie Day Is an unfunny homosexual, Always Sunny fricking sucks
Fat israelite is a fat israelite
the bald half of key and peele is just a sad pathetic mess without the fat one to keep him afloat almost like a black version of mario and luigi themselves.
Jack black hasn't fricking mattered in 20 years.
Even Chris Pratt and Anya can't save this shit from Charlie Day and the other rejects from fricking it up
>lolberal at work seething over Chris Pratt as Mario
>topic of a Metroid movie comes up
>he says Leslie Jones should be Samus
He's gotta be fricking with us all right? Nobody is that stupid
daily reminder that this movie is an hour and a half interpretation of the "story" of SMB1 and completely bombed with test audiences.
test audiences are moronic
Test audiences are usually in the wrong. But if this movie bombs while the Sonic movies do well, I'll probably laugh my ass off. But Nintendo fans are drones, so this movie is probably going to do well regardless of the quality.
Either way, the Bob Hoskins Mario movie will always be the superior Mario movie.
>the "story" of SMB1
isn't that the story of almost every Super Mario game?
the credits already leaked
lmfao this is really well done, it will definitely look and sound like this
>no post credits scene promoting the Smash Bros initiative
Sus
>this summer...
>everyone's favorite plumber...
>is coming to the big screen
>cuts to Bowser voiced by Jack Black What a bummer!
>Ke$ha starts playing WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
>Mario wakes up giddy for the morning as Peach is carried away in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "princess peach kidnapped" remember to take up luigi, who's alarm is the local radio
>"in other news, princess peach has been-"
>Mario, voiced by Chris Pratt "It's a me! Your brother, Mario! We need to get an early start on our day if we're going to get anything done!"
>Luigi, voiced by Charlie Day, "just go on without me, man"
>Mario: "but together we are the super Mario brothers! Without you I'm just... Regular Mario Brother."
>two brothers will find themselves
>Mario "what?! Peach is missing?"
>Luigi "really?"
>and maybe Peach
>Mario "and bowser took her?"
>Luigi "wow REALLY?"
>but first they have to find Bowser
>Bowser: "I know what girls like!"
>presents a bundle of fire flowers to Peach* "fire flower?"
>Peach kicks him in the balls
>"AAAAA My fire balls!"
>who might need to be saved from peach
>peach, voiced by literally who Anya taylor-joy "I keep inviting you to go kart riding, to play golf, to parties, and even to the Olympic Games AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME?!"
>this summer is going to be
>montage of slap stick
>Bowser twerking
>Mario "aaawkward"
>this summer is going to be...
>montage that's pretty much the inevitable dance party ending
>Toad doing a head spin
>"LIIIIIIIIT"
>this summer is going to be!
>*montage of every time they say "super" in the movie
>SUPER
>Super Mario Bros.
It fricking terrifies me that this pasta predates Illumination actually being contracted on to make the movie. It's uncanny.
idc how shit the movie is im still gonna see it with my gf
The npc in its purest form
The fact theyve released nothing promotional is a bad sign
I can smell the cringe already. This 0/10 garbage will likely give 3 or 4 decent memes but that's it.
Cast chargin' sneed
I hope they play MAMMA MIA by ABBA in the trailer
OW MY FIREBALLS