I never got that. If you really stretch things, you could note that "christos" was a Greek calque of the Hebrew "moshiach" (anointed), so in theory "Christopher" could just be taken as "messiah-bearer" in a Judaic sense without a specifically Christian meaning – but that would require a fair bit of philological autism, and in practice I think "Christopher" would simply be considered a Christian name by just about everyone. Or maybe his parents were secular or super-Reformed or something. But still, if the story just calls for a israeli character, it really doesn't make sense to name him that unless you're going to dwell on it as part of his backstory. It would be like having an Irish character named Giuseppe and never addressing it.
Really great main actor, plus the absolute wasteland that was television of the time. Firefly is remembered extremely fondly simply because it was mildly imaginative and sincere compared to twenty cop/doctor shows and twice that number of sitcoms.
this, my mom can't stop watching the mentalist, my dad never saw House back in the day but now he torrented and watched the whole show in like 2 months
the worst part is that the mentalists is not really quirky, the actor just acts like he knows he's in a tv show and read the script before filming
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>Mentalist >Hawaii 5 0 >NCIS >Numbers >Bones >Castle (this one's kino to be fair) >Scorpion >Elementary >Person of Interest
That's just off the top of my head
2 years ago
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>Person of Interest
PoI was kino of the highest order
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've seen that positively mentioned here but never bothered getting into it beyond a couple of snippets when dad watched it
2 years ago
Anonymous
based. Lets just not talk about the shootout in the hallway.
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I have seen all of those, except H5-0 and PoI, where I saw some odd episodes, I think 2 seasons of Numbers. And then Scorpion.
Most of those are fine, generic procedurals, comfy and while the stories are never too smart, the characters grow on you. Until the writers run out of ideas and the stories get worse and you are glad about the 5 kinda good episodes in a 22 ep season.
Scorpion however, is the most aggravatingly moronic shitshow of a tv abortion that everyone involved with it should be shot as an example to others.
Oi, I liked the Mentalist. Only a couple of things pissed me off: Jane's dramatic entrance onto Lisbon's plane to tell her he loved her was fricking cringe, and also the identity of Red John was crap, especially the part when he 'faked' his Red John voice but it was obviously Jane's actor doing the voice over. The rest was mostly decent.
I still don't get how I wanked it to her so many times as a teen, seeing her now she's not even hot in a milfy way and had a bit of a demon face thing going
>she's not even hot in a milfy way
because she doesn't even look old enough to be a milf, from The West Wing to The Kominsky Method she's unbelievably hot to the point its distracting
>We can't have House be happy so let's make a bullshit reason for them to break up and she'll just disappear
House really fell apart right before the finish line.
You need to study but it isn't hard. Just sit your ass on the bench and read shit until you've memorized enough stuff to pass the tests. At the same time your understanding of the systems of human body will get better. Memorization and actual understanding go hand in hand, opposite to what a bunch of tryhard gays say about the subject.
Thats what I suspected. I know a guy whos in pediatrics, and he said that medschool isnt hard as long as you actually study and pay attention. Thank you and best of luck with whatever speciality to get into
Statistically the threshold for black entrants into medical school is incredibly low, like 3.0 GPA lower half of MCAT low.
The brother of Mindy Kaling wrote an article about how he used a fake black identity to apply to med school after he had been rejected a number of times as an Indian- numerous places accepted him.
how many kids have you needlesly addicted to pharmaceuticals, while withholding pain medication from people with horrifying injuries because liability trumps your oath, or whatever, yadda yadda money?
Why will literally no doctor anywhere will prescribe naltrexone?
Fricking amazing drug that ends addiction for most people but can't find a single fricking doctor anywhere who will prescribe it.
Been to 6 different docs and they refuse to take me as a patient or say they aren't allowed to prescribe it.
I don't think he would due to the experimental nature of it and the fact that it does frick all and then he would get in trouble for not recommending it
I just watched this episode last night. He's 8 years old and going through early onset puberty because he and his sister got into their dad's TRT cream.
I just watched this episode last night. He's 8 years old and going through early onset puberty because he and his sister got into their dad's TRT cream.
>putting wilson that high up >cameron below taub / Kutner
Here's your (you). you earned it
having seen the show a while ago, the correct order is >1. Chase
doesn’t give a frick, just does what he reasons is needed to be done, will even kill dudes if he thinks they are bad. Transcends mere medical practice. >2. House
pretends he doesn’t care about his patients but clearly cares deeply. always doing his best even if he also does his best to make sure no one sees that he cares. The best practitioner of medicine. >3. Foreman
clearly the most academically capable and talented besides House (as established early in the show), but never put in the effort that Chase did. Later seasons just forgot about him and idk why. >4. Kutner
cool but they killed him too early >5. the women and everyone else
clearly not bad since House had them there in the first place, but not as great as everyone else.
I used to be almost that good but that was only in online vidya lobbies and only for spaces of maybe 5 minutes of extreme creativity. Then I became a wagecuck and started sleeping 5 hours a night for 2-3/4 years and now my brain is complete mush. I have one woman friend who thinks I'm the funniest guy she has ever met and the ego boost is nice, but in reality my humor is just Cinemaphile autism mixed with my own autism. She makes fun of this site until I remind her that a good chunk of what I say that she finds funny is form this site.
Chase's personality changed drastically after season 3.
In the early seasons he was the fun and easy going one, contrasting with Foreman's uptight and serious personality.
In the later seasons they made him as serious as Foreman.
killing the dictator was the moralgay choice
noooooooo not my thirdworldinos nooooooo
it's not like these peasents wouldn't get another dictator after another """revolution""" like it always happens
and this happens even in whtie countries after every revolution, not even talking about Africa
>hey remember that indian dude who was on the team but never said anything, didn’t have a backstory and didn’t make much of an impact? he killed himself yesterday >okay? well anyway we were talking about the pancreas…
Rewatching the show after seeing it first 15 years or so ago, I noticed that he was a lot quippier and goofier than I remembered. A bit too goofy almost. I also remember that his suicide came out of nowhere and that annoyed me at first. Then I thought, maybe that is a good message, because you never see it coming.
Then I found out he got a job in the Obama White House and that's why he suddenly quit and it felt like a let down.
This was so dumb and cheap in hindsight. Just say he got a better offer from another hospital, or simply had enough of working for House. The depression angle would have been fine if they actually built up to it and it wasn't done for convenience.
>tv is replaying House for the 15th year in a row, but now it airs in the very early mornings >catch random scenes at times >the Black person has fricked both main white doctors and they both want his dick
Pozzed series.
I didn't remember it either, which is why it surprised me when I came across it. He first gets with Cameron and then with Olivia Wilde. There's even a whole episode where he has to decide between fricking Olivia Wilde more while she begs him, or being more focused on his job, and House urges him to frick her. It really was more pozzed than I remember.
>Anon, this is going to sound strange but Dr. House tells me the only way to save your life is for me to tie you up and slowly jerk you off without letting you orgasm over the course of six hours while you beg for mercy. Now, this is the important part: you have to refer to me as mommy, I’ve just caught you pleasuring yourself while smelling a pair of my underwear and I’m going to verbally abuse you for being a perverted loser, but will occasionally give you some motherly encouragement as well. Are you ready to begin your treatm- Oh! sorry, wrong chart, haha. Silly me, that’s the room across the hall. You’re getting prednisone, you’ll be fine.
>israeli doctor named Chris
why do they all look like the most untrustworthy, conniving, deceptive rats?
Because everybody lies
I never got that. If you really stretch things, you could note that "christos" was a Greek calque of the Hebrew "moshiach" (anointed), so in theory "Christopher" could just be taken as "messiah-bearer" in a Judaic sense without a specifically Christian meaning – but that would require a fair bit of philological autism, and in practice I think "Christopher" would simply be considered a Christian name by just about everyone. Or maybe his parents were secular or super-Reformed or something. But still, if the story just calls for a israeli character, it really doesn't make sense to name him that unless you're going to dwell on it as part of his backstory. It would be like having an Irish character named Giuseppe and never addressing it.
>It would be like having an Irish character named Giuseppe and never addressing it.
Never seen In the Name of the Father?
Anon, that was the guys name in real life . . .
His real name was Patrick, Giuseppe was a nickname.
>jews adopt names from the local culture to blend in
Makes sense to me.
Remember that episode where he said shiksas are for training to the cutthroat b***h?
What happened to him?
He fricks a hot nurse gets her pregnant and becomes father to two kids with two separate women
N
How did this show last for so long?
Repetition on cable network does wonders.
> CSI
> NCIS
> Blue Bloods
> Law and Order
> Grey's
> hundreds of other lawyer shows and copaganda
the actual plotlines were moronic, but the dialogue was always entertaining.
it was fricking kino. House and ER are seminal medical dramas
People watch it for House's funny banter you idiot
Hugh Laurie owning libtards for 9 seasons straight
Really great main actor, plus the absolute wasteland that was television of the time. Firefly is remembered extremely fondly simply because it was mildly imaginative and sincere compared to twenty cop/doctor shows and twice that number of sitcoms.
My dad loves every "weekly procedural with genius quippy protagonist" show
There's fricking hundreds of them
Yeah but House is the only good one.
this, my mom can't stop watching the mentalist, my dad never saw House back in the day but now he torrented and watched the whole show in like 2 months
kek he watched a lot of Mentalist as well, and not even the vastly superior Psych
the worst part is that the mentalists is not really quirky, the actor just acts like he knows he's in a tv show and read the script before filming
>Mentalist
>Hawaii 5 0
>NCIS
>Numbers
>Bones
>Castle (this one's kino to be fair)
>Scorpion
>Elementary
>Person of Interest
That's just off the top of my head
>Person of Interest
PoI was kino of the highest order
I've seen that positively mentioned here but never bothered getting into it beyond a couple of snippets when dad watched it
based. Lets just not talk about the shootout in the hallway.
I have seen all of those, except H5-0 and PoI, where I saw some odd episodes, I think 2 seasons of Numbers. And then Scorpion.
Most of those are fine, generic procedurals, comfy and while the stories are never too smart, the characters grow on you. Until the writers run out of ideas and the stories get worse and you are glad about the 5 kinda good episodes in a 22 ep season.
Scorpion however, is the most aggravatingly moronic shitshow of a tv abortion that everyone involved with it should be shot as an example to others.
monk
True he watched that too
Castle deserved better than its last few seasons
Oi, I liked the Mentalist. Only a couple of things pissed me off: Jane's dramatic entrance onto Lisbon's plane to tell her he loved her was fricking cringe, and also the identity of Red John was crap, especially the part when he 'faked' his Red John voice but it was obviously Jane's actor doing the voice over. The rest was mostly decent.
because the show was entertaining? what's the confusion. All the seasons were solid or better, and the storylines for S2-S7 were good.
Ask the Simpsons.
classic
you are black man
>Ayo homie, dat shit don't make no sense
White supremacy inclinations, violent fantasies with transgender people, osession with repeating digits... The diagnosis is obvious, House.
>he needs sex to live
Did you give her the medicine drug?
He gave patient stupid drug because he is black man.
Medical worker here. Can confirm a lot of doctors are grouchy like House.
>Can confirm a lot of doctors are grouchy like House.
Doctors aren't real, stupid
House, did you put your name in the goblet of fire? I might have to fire you
>she kvetched, calmy
>Do you like me House?
HNNNGGGH
I still don't get how I wanked it to her so many times as a teen, seeing her now she's not even hot in a milfy way and had a bit of a demon face thing going
she is hot in a milfy way
>and had a bit of a demon face thing going
well, she's a israelite
>she's not even hot in a milfy way
because she doesn't even look old enough to be a milf, from The West Wing to The Kominsky Method she's unbelievably hot to the point its distracting
>We can't have House be happy so let's make a bullshit reason for them to break up and she'll just disappear
House really fell apart right before the finish line.
I have the gif. I can post it. But I will need one (you).
it's already been posted moron
giving him a (you) nonetheless. bless your heart.
i to am in this thread
I'm graduating from medschool in eight months and currently working as a summer doctor at a health station, AMA.
Do you get to look at naked ladys butts and boobs?
Yes, most of the time they are grannies but there is a hot young girl every now and then.
How hard is medschool really? (starting in a couple of months)
You need to study but it isn't hard. Just sit your ass on the bench and read shit until you've memorized enough stuff to pass the tests. At the same time your understanding of the systems of human body will get better. Memorization and actual understanding go hand in hand, opposite to what a bunch of tryhard gays say about the subject.
Thats what I suspected. I know a guy whos in pediatrics, and he said that medschool isnt hard as long as you actually study and pay attention. Thank you and best of luck with whatever speciality to get into
Y-you too.
>You need to study but it isn't hard
frick you very much, I can't memorize some butthole's life's work just to pass a couple of test for 7 years
Hope you’re not black or israeli, if not cheers!
I'm white, but why would you hate on blacks or israelites who become doctors? They have to go trough the same effort.
Cause he's racist. Duh
Statistically the threshold for black entrants into medical school is incredibly low, like 3.0 GPA lower half of MCAT low.
The brother of Mindy Kaling wrote an article about how he used a fake black identity to apply to med school after he had been rejected a number of times as an Indian- numerous places accepted him.
https://nypost.com/2015/04/12/mindy-kalings-brother-explains-why-he-pretended-to-be-black/amp/
Jews use networking and their status despite their intelligence to get in; other israelites will gladly ignore this or that to help them enter in.
how many doctors frick in their offices? A dude offered me to do it several times, sent me videos of him sucking wiener and getting fricked in there.
What's your covid Vax status
Any lupus cases yet?
how many kids have you needlesly addicted to pharmaceuticals, while withholding pain medication from people with horrifying injuries because liability trumps your oath, or whatever, yadda yadda money?
Who was your first kill?
how many people are you going to kill due to medical negligence / malpractice?
Why will literally no doctor anywhere will prescribe naltrexone?
Fricking amazing drug that ends addiction for most people but can't find a single fricking doctor anywhere who will prescribe it.
Been to 6 different docs and they refuse to take me as a patient or say they aren't allowed to prescribe it.
Would House recommend the vaxx?
He would complain about it but still take it
I don't think he would due to the experimental nature of it and the fact that it does frick all and then he would get in trouble for not recommending it
>mfw trying to explain to my mom as a kid that I didn't want to go to the hospital because doctors would break into our house
I just watched this episode last night. He's 8 years old and going through early onset puberty because he and his sister got into their dad's TRT cream.
And Cameron is asking for it. Paging Dr. Tease.
How many takes do you guys think they "needed" here? I hope the director was a bro to the kid.
the producer of house was found to be a child molester
I swear this guy was the coach of a football team
Doctor power levels:
House > Chase >>> power gap >>> Wilson > Foreman > Kutner > 13 > Taub > Cameron > power gap > Cuddy
>putting wilson that high up
>cameron below taub / Kutner
Here's your (you). you earned it
Wilson is a glorified cheerleader for terminally ill patients
House went to him for advice when his patient had oncology problems.
Because he's an oncologist...
a good one. house asking for advice means he respects him professionally
having seen the show a while ago, the correct order is
>1. Chase
doesn’t give a frick, just does what he reasons is needed to be done, will even kill dudes if he thinks they are bad. Transcends mere medical practice.
>2. House
pretends he doesn’t care about his patients but clearly cares deeply. always doing his best even if he also does his best to make sure no one sees that he cares. The best practitioner of medicine.
>3. Foreman
clearly the most academically capable and talented besides House (as established early in the show), but never put in the effort that Chase did. Later seasons just forgot about him and idk why.
>4. Kutner
cool but they killed him too early
>5. the women and everyone else
clearly not bad since House had them there in the first place, but not as great as everyone else.
I like Foreman, don't bully him 🙁
How does House always have a funny and clever retort instantly in every conversation? Are there people in real life who are that good?
because he says lines written for him months in advance
I used to be almost that good but that was only in online vidya lobbies and only for spaces of maybe 5 minutes of extreme creativity. Then I became a wagecuck and started sleeping 5 hours a night for 2-3/4 years and now my brain is complete mush. I have one woman friend who thinks I'm the funniest guy she has ever met and the ego boost is nice, but in reality my humor is just Cinemaphile autism mixed with my own autism. She makes fun of this site until I remind her that a good chunk of what I say that she finds funny is form this site.
How did chase randomly become a surgeon?
Chase's personality changed drastically after season 3.
In the early seasons he was the fun and easy going one, contrasting with Foreman's uptight and serious personality.
In the later seasons they made him as serious as Foreman.
he got over his daddy issues when he accepted his dad didn't give a frick about him, that changes a man
There's a big character change after he killed James Earl Jones and then Cameron divorced him over it
Chase and House were the only ones who had any balls. Everyone else was a moralhomosexual.
killing the dictator was the moralgay choice
noooooooo not my thirdworldinos nooooooo
it's not like these peasents wouldn't get another dictator after another """revolution""" like it always happens
and this happens even in whtie countries after every revolution, not even talking about Africa
doesn’t mean the death penalty is out of the question
Nah, it's the immoral choice
Do be like Hippocrates
You swear an oath, homie
>he was riding his bike
>and there was a lightning strike
>and now he reads real fast
>he's good at science and math
>BLACK DOCTOR!
>hey remember that indian dude who was on the team but never said anything, didn’t have a backstory and didn’t make much of an impact? he killed himself yesterday
>okay? well anyway we were talking about the pancreas…
I don't even believe 3rdies ever commit suicide
Rewatching the show after seeing it first 15 years or so ago, I noticed that he was a lot quippier and goofier than I remembered. A bit too goofy almost. I also remember that his suicide came out of nowhere and that annoyed me at first. Then I thought, maybe that is a good message, because you never see it coming.
Then I found out he got a job in the Obama White House and that's why he suddenly quit and it felt like a let down.
This was so dumb and cheap in hindsight. Just say he got a better offer from another hospital, or simply had enough of working for House. The depression angle would have been fine if they actually built up to it and it wasn't done for convenience.
Do Czech people really look like Chase?
That phenotype can be found anywhere in Europe.
Cuddy and Taub were so israeli.
Wilson was israeli but he was played by a goy
Why was Bertie Wooster working in that hospital?
>tv is replaying House for the 15th year in a row, but now it airs in the very early mornings
>catch random scenes at times
>the Black person has fricked both main white doctors and they both want his dick
Pozzed series.
>the Black person has fricked both main white doctors
I don't remember this happening
I didn't remember it either, which is why it surprised me when I came across it. He first gets with Cameron and then with Olivia Wilde. There's even a whole episode where he has to decide between fricking Olivia Wilde more while she begs him, or being more focused on his job, and House urges him to frick her. It really was more pozzed than I remember.
Cameron? I don't remember that at all. He ducks 13 tho 4sure
You're a fricking liar.
He did Thirteen, but Cameron had her on again off again thing with Chase thru the first three seasons
He never fricked Cameron, you're moronic. He did frick 13 (Olivia Wilde).
Why did Cuddy have such a huge ass
The actress definitely had work done. Compare season 1 Cuddy ass to season 7. Fricking ridiculous difference you don't get from exercise alone.
This show makes me miss the 2000s, anons. It was such a better time.
it really wasn't, really 2000 was a pretty shitty era for film in general, only a few shows were good, the rest was mostly colorful bullshit
It was way better than the 2010s and 2020s.
not really, you're just older and more depressed
Most female actresses were hot and there were less nigs. That's enough to make me think it was better
> how am I supposed to enjoy a show with black people in it?!
bitterness confirmed.
Cuddy would fire House because his intelligence and non-conformist nature would lead him to refuse the covid vaccine.
u vexed bro?
why did he do it chasebros
>implying you wouldn't
>Executive Producer: Bryan Singer
>Anon, this is going to sound strange but Dr. House tells me the only way to save your life is for me to tie you up and slowly jerk you off without letting you orgasm over the course of six hours while you beg for mercy. Now, this is the important part: you have to refer to me as mommy, I’ve just caught you pleasuring yourself while smelling a pair of my underwear and I’m going to verbally abuse you for being a perverted loser, but will occasionally give you some motherly encouragement as well. Are you ready to begin your treatm- Oh! sorry, wrong chart, haha. Silly me, that’s the room across the hall. You’re getting prednisone, you’ll be fine.
Quit watching anime you freak
ugly ass #13 made this show become unwatchable for me and never could finish it
>ugly ass #13
I know right, 2/10 would not bang
repulsive. im vomiting right now. sure hope someone gives her a pity-frick, though. i mean id do it. out of pity, ofc.
House literally turned me into a hypochondriac for a year. Thought I had leukemia
>Thought I had leukemia
Did you?
Black person doctors are literally worse than white ones. Id be horrified if I found out Natasha was doing brain surgery on me.
the new crew after season 4 was so soulless, such an unreal downgrade
The worst part was how they kept Cameron and Chase in the show, but they never did anything until they re-joined the team in season 6.
This. Were the actors too busy to do the whole season or something?
13 was all right