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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli doctor named Chris

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do they all look like the most untrustworthy, conniving, deceptive rats?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because everybody lies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I never got that. If you really stretch things, you could note that "christos" was a Greek calque of the Hebrew "moshiach" (anointed), so in theory "Christopher" could just be taken as "messiah-bearer" in a Judaic sense without a specifically Christian meaning – but that would require a fair bit of philological autism, and in practice I think "Christopher" would simply be considered a Christian name by just about everyone. Or maybe his parents were secular or super-Reformed or something. But still, if the story just calls for a israeli character, it really doesn't make sense to name him that unless you're going to dwell on it as part of his backstory. It would be like having an Irish character named Giuseppe and never addressing it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It would be like having an Irish character named Giuseppe and never addressing it.

        Never seen In the Name of the Father?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that was the guys name in real life . . .

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, that was the guys name in real life . . .

          His real name was Patrick, Giuseppe was a nickname.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >jews adopt names from the local culture to blend in
        Makes sense to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that episode where he said shiksas are for training to the cutthroat b***h?

    • 2 years ago
      scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid, recobering)

      What happened to him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He fricks a hot nurse gets her pregnant and becomes father to two kids with two separate women

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did this show last for so long?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Repetition on cable network does wonders.
        > CSI
        > NCIS
        > Blue Bloods
        > Law and Order
        > Grey's
        > hundreds of other lawyer shows and copaganda

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the actual plotlines were moronic, but the dialogue was always entertaining.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was fricking kino. House and ER are seminal medical dramas

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People watch it for House's funny banter you idiot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hugh Laurie owning libtards for 9 seasons straight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really great main actor, plus the absolute wasteland that was television of the time. Firefly is remembered extremely fondly simply because it was mildly imaginative and sincere compared to twenty cop/doctor shows and twice that number of sitcoms.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My dad loves every "weekly procedural with genius quippy protagonist" show
        There's fricking hundreds of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but House is the only good one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this, my mom can't stop watching the mentalist, my dad never saw House back in the day but now he torrented and watched the whole show in like 2 months

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek he watched a lot of Mentalist as well, and not even the vastly superior Psych

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              the worst part is that the mentalists is not really quirky, the actor just acts like he knows he's in a tv show and read the script before filming

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Mentalist
                >Hawaii 5 0
                >NCIS
                >Numbers
                >Bones
                >Castle (this one's kino to be fair)
                >Scorpion
                >Elementary
                >Person of Interest
                That's just off the top of my head

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Person of Interest
                PoI was kino of the highest order

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen that positively mentioned here but never bothered getting into it beyond a couple of snippets when dad watched it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                based. Lets just not talk about the shootout in the hallway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I have seen all of those, except H5-0 and PoI, where I saw some odd episodes, I think 2 seasons of Numbers. And then Scorpion.
                Most of those are fine, generic procedurals, comfy and while the stories are never too smart, the characters grow on you. Until the writers run out of ideas and the stories get worse and you are glad about the 5 kinda good episodes in a 22 ep season.
                Scorpion however, is the most aggravatingly moronic shitshow of a tv abortion that everyone involved with it should be shot as an example to others.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                monk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                True he watched that too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Castle deserved better than its last few seasons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oi, I liked the Mentalist. Only a couple of things pissed me off: Jane's dramatic entrance onto Lisbon's plane to tell her he loved her was fricking cringe, and also the identity of Red John was crap, especially the part when he 'faked' his Red John voice but it was obviously Jane's actor doing the voice over. The rest was mostly decent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because the show was entertaining? what's the confusion. All the seasons were solid or better, and the storylines for S2-S7 were good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ask the Simpsons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      classic

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you are black man

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ayo homie, dat shit don't make no sense

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White supremacy inclinations, violent fantasies with transgender people, osession with repeating digits... The diagnosis is obvious, House.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he needs sex to live

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did you give her the medicine drug?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He gave patient stupid drug because he is black man.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Medical worker here. Can confirm a lot of doctors are grouchy like House.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can confirm a lot of doctors are grouchy like House.
      Doctors aren't real, stupid

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    House, did you put your name in the goblet of fire? I might have to fire you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >she kvetched, calmy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you like me House?
      HNNNGGGH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't get how I wanked it to her so many times as a teen, seeing her now she's not even hot in a milfy way and had a bit of a demon face thing going

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she is hot in a milfy way

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and had a bit of a demon face thing going
        well, she's a israelite

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she's not even hot in a milfy way
        because she doesn't even look old enough to be a milf, from The West Wing to The Kominsky Method she's unbelievably hot to the point its distracting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >We can't have House be happy so let's make a bullshit reason for them to break up and she'll just disappear
      House really fell apart right before the finish line.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have the gif. I can post it. But I will need one (you).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's already been posted moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        giving him a (you) nonetheless. bless your heart.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i to am in this thread

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm graduating from medschool in eight months and currently working as a summer doctor at a health station, AMA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you get to look at naked ladys butts and boobs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, most of the time they are grannies but there is a hot young girl every now and then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How hard is medschool really? (starting in a couple of months)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You need to study but it isn't hard. Just sit your ass on the bench and read shit until you've memorized enough stuff to pass the tests. At the same time your understanding of the systems of human body will get better. Memorization and actual understanding go hand in hand, opposite to what a bunch of tryhard gays say about the subject.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats what I suspected. I know a guy whos in pediatrics, and he said that medschool isnt hard as long as you actually study and pay attention. Thank you and best of luck with whatever speciality to get into

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Y-you too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You need to study but it isn't hard
          frick you very much, I can't memorize some butthole's life's work just to pass a couple of test for 7 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you’re not black or israeli, if not cheers!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm white, but why would you hate on blacks or israelites who become doctors? They have to go trough the same effort.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cause he's racist. Duh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Statistically the threshold for black entrants into medical school is incredibly low, like 3.0 GPA lower half of MCAT low.
          The brother of Mindy Kaling wrote an article about how he used a fake black identity to apply to med school after he had been rejected a number of times as an Indian- numerous places accepted him.

          https://nypost.com/2015/04/12/mindy-kalings-brother-explains-why-he-pretended-to-be-black/amp/

          Jews use networking and their status despite their intelligence to get in; other israelites will gladly ignore this or that to help them enter in.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many doctors frick in their offices? A dude offered me to do it several times, sent me videos of him sucking wiener and getting fricked in there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's your covid Vax status

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any lupus cases yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many kids have you needlesly addicted to pharmaceuticals, while withholding pain medication from people with horrifying injuries because liability trumps your oath, or whatever, yadda yadda money?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who was your first kill?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how many people are you going to kill due to medical negligence / malpractice?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why will literally no doctor anywhere will prescribe naltrexone?
      Fricking amazing drug that ends addiction for most people but can't find a single fricking doctor anywhere who will prescribe it.
      Been to 6 different docs and they refuse to take me as a patient or say they aren't allowed to prescribe it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would House recommend the vaxx?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would complain about it but still take it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he would due to the experimental nature of it and the fact that it does frick all and then he would get in trouble for not recommending it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw trying to explain to my mom as a kid that I didn't want to go to the hospital because doctors would break into our house

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched this episode last night. He's 8 years old and going through early onset puberty because he and his sister got into their dad's TRT cream.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just watched this episode last night. He's 8 years old and going through early onset puberty because he and his sister got into their dad's TRT cream.

      And Cameron is asking for it. Paging Dr. Tease.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How many takes do you guys think they "needed" here? I hope the director was a bro to the kid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the producer of house was found to be a child molester

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this guy was the coach of a football team

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor power levels:
    House > Chase >>> power gap >>> Wilson > Foreman > Kutner > 13 > Taub > Cameron > power gap > Cuddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >putting wilson that high up
      >cameron below taub / Kutner
      Here's your (you). you earned it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wilson is a glorified cheerleader for terminally ill patients

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        House went to him for advice when his patient had oncology problems.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's an oncologist...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a good one. house asking for advice means he respects him professionally

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >putting wilson that high up
      >cameron below taub / Kutner
      Here's your (you). you earned it

      having seen the show a while ago, the correct order is
      >1. Chase
      doesn’t give a frick, just does what he reasons is needed to be done, will even kill dudes if he thinks they are bad. Transcends mere medical practice.
      >2. House
      pretends he doesn’t care about his patients but clearly cares deeply. always doing his best even if he also does his best to make sure no one sees that he cares. The best practitioner of medicine.
      >3. Foreman
      clearly the most academically capable and talented besides House (as established early in the show), but never put in the effort that Chase did. Later seasons just forgot about him and idk why.
      >4. Kutner
      cool but they killed him too early
      >5. the women and everyone else
      clearly not bad since House had them there in the first place, but not as great as everyone else.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like Foreman, don't bully him 🙁

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does House always have a funny and clever retort instantly in every conversation? Are there people in real life who are that good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because he says lines written for him months in advance

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be almost that good but that was only in online vidya lobbies and only for spaces of maybe 5 minutes of extreme creativity. Then I became a wagecuck and started sleeping 5 hours a night for 2-3/4 years and now my brain is complete mush. I have one woman friend who thinks I'm the funniest guy she has ever met and the ego boost is nice, but in reality my humor is just Cinemaphile autism mixed with my own autism. She makes fun of this site until I remind her that a good chunk of what I say that she finds funny is form this site.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did chase randomly become a surgeon?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chase's personality changed drastically after season 3.
    In the early seasons he was the fun and easy going one, contrasting with Foreman's uptight and serious personality.
    In the later seasons they made him as serious as Foreman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he got over his daddy issues when he accepted his dad didn't give a frick about him, that changes a man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a big character change after he killed James Earl Jones and then Cameron divorced him over it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chase and House were the only ones who had any balls. Everyone else was a moralhomosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          killing the dictator was the moralgay choice
          noooooooo not my thirdworldinos nooooooo
          it's not like these peasents wouldn't get another dictator after another """revolution""" like it always happens
          and this happens even in whtie countries after every revolution, not even talking about Africa

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            doesn’t mean the death penalty is out of the question

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, it's the immoral choice
            Do be like Hippocrates
            You swear an oath, homie

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he was riding his bike
    >and there was a lightning strike
    >and now he reads real fast
    >he's good at science and math
    >BLACK DOCTOR!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey remember that indian dude who was on the team but never said anything, didn’t have a backstory and didn’t make much of an impact? he killed himself yesterday
    >okay? well anyway we were talking about the pancreas…

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even believe 3rdies ever commit suicide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even believe 3rdies ever commit suicide

      Rewatching the show after seeing it first 15 years or so ago, I noticed that he was a lot quippier and goofier than I remembered. A bit too goofy almost. I also remember that his suicide came out of nowhere and that annoyed me at first. Then I thought, maybe that is a good message, because you never see it coming.
      Then I found out he got a job in the Obama White House and that's why he suddenly quit and it felt like a let down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was so dumb and cheap in hindsight. Just say he got a better offer from another hospital, or simply had enough of working for House. The depression angle would have been fine if they actually built up to it and it wasn't done for convenience.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do Czech people really look like Chase?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That phenotype can be found anywhere in Europe.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuddy and Taub were so israeli.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wilson was israeli but he was played by a goy

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Bertie Wooster working in that hospital?

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tv is replaying House for the 15th year in a row, but now it airs in the very early mornings
    >catch random scenes at times
    >the Black person has fricked both main white doctors and they both want his dick
    Pozzed series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the Black person has fricked both main white doctors
      I don't remember this happening

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't remember it either, which is why it surprised me when I came across it. He first gets with Cameron and then with Olivia Wilde. There's even a whole episode where he has to decide between fricking Olivia Wilde more while she begs him, or being more focused on his job, and House urges him to frick her. It really was more pozzed than I remember.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cameron? I don't remember that at all. He ducks 13 tho 4sure

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a fricking liar.
          He did Thirteen, but Cameron had her on again off again thing with Chase thru the first three seasons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He never fricked Cameron, you're moronic. He did frick 13 (Olivia Wilde).

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Cuddy have such a huge ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The actress definitely had work done. Compare season 1 Cuddy ass to season 7. Fricking ridiculous difference you don't get from exercise alone.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show makes me miss the 2000s, anons. It was such a better time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it really wasn't, really 2000 was a pretty shitty era for film in general, only a few shows were good, the rest was mostly colorful bullshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was way better than the 2010s and 2020s.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not really, you're just older and more depressed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most female actresses were hot and there were less nigs. That's enough to make me think it was better

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              > how am I supposed to enjoy a show with black people in it?!
              bitterness confirmed.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cuddy would fire House because his intelligence and non-conformist nature would lead him to refuse the covid vaccine.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    u vexed bro?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it chasebros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you wouldn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Executive Producer: Bryan Singer

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon, this is going to sound strange but Dr. House tells me the only way to save your life is for me to tie you up and slowly jerk you off without letting you orgasm over the course of six hours while you beg for mercy. Now, this is the important part: you have to refer to me as mommy, I’ve just caught you pleasuring yourself while smelling a pair of my underwear and I’m going to verbally abuse you for being a perverted loser, but will occasionally give you some motherly encouragement as well. Are you ready to begin your treatm- Oh! sorry, wrong chart, haha. Silly me, that’s the room across the hall. You’re getting prednisone, you’ll be fine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quit watching anime you freak

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ugly ass #13 made this show become unwatchable for me and never could finish it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly ass #13
      I know right, 2/10 would not bang

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        repulsive. im vomiting right now. sure hope someone gives her a pity-frick, though. i mean id do it. out of pity, ofc.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    House literally turned me into a hypochondriac for a year. Thought I had leukemia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thought I had leukemia
      Did you?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black person doctors are literally worse than white ones. Id be horrified if I found out Natasha was doing brain surgery on me.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new crew after season 4 was so soulless, such an unreal downgrade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part was how they kept Cameron and Chase in the show, but they never did anything until they re-joined the team in season 6.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The worst part was how they kept Cameron and Chase in the show, but they never did anything until they re-joined the team in season 6.

      This. Were the actors too busy to do the whole season or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      13 was all right

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