He started out as a bully in middle school but eventually devolved into a weird case of a fit, good-looking outcast when he was in high school around kids way taller and stronger than him.
Nah, not that anon but my dad used to tell me different actors were gay all the time. He said the actors who played Fracis and Reese were gay, he said John Ham was gay, Rob Lowe, just randomly. I think he just went off his gaydar, but if he did that shot was broken, because he refused to believe John Travolta was gay until the massage therapist shit came out around 2010
I get all the others but Rob Lowe literally had a sex tape banging models and teenagers or whatever so idk about that one. Rob Lowe is definitely a homosexual but I don't think he's gay
I'm fairly sure he's bisexual, he spent a very long time hiding his personal life and was seen in several ocassions with guys doing date-type stuff, he ultimately chose a woman and now has a kid.
He was a weird stupid butthole. He was supposed to be the sort of bully who gets by with intimidation and force rather than social skills or genuine popularity.
He was a psychopath who tortured and abused every kid in his neighborhood, including his younger brothers. He had no friends because he was the meanest son of a b***h in town
The episode where they find out the rest of the school purposefully excludes them from things because they aren't liked was sad. Sucks to see them BOTH become losers.
they were losers. Resse was a dick, malcolm is a whiny homosexual.
I also don't remember that episode. I remember the episode where the neighborhood excludes them because they don't like lois.
Yep and only Malcolm was upset about it. Lois and Hal understood that the whole block hating them was what kept the neighbours association from tearing itself to pieces. They were pretty damn based knowing they were white trash and happy with it.
Francis is a rogue but he's very well-liked by those around him in general. He's just an anarchist in spirit due to Lois so he can't resist bucking authority.
You could also argue Hal was a chad back in the day, but I don't think he was ever popular like Francis.
>Other than when he was working at the ranch he was the most insane of them all.
Not really. He's an anti-authority slacker and troublemaker but otherwise pretty normal especially when compared to his brothers.
why do israelites hate the us? the us has been so good to them, but they despise it, all they ever do and have done is to its detriment, the us is gobbled up in infighting and strife all because of the hatred and the resentment of the israelites. can somebody explain this?
There were friendless bullies at my school who looked exactly like that. And like with Reese, everyone assumed they had friends but really everyone just feared them.
He was a bully in middle school but as the kids grew older his bullying stayed at that level. The rest of his peers just saw him as a bumbling idiot trying to scare children. He never went full cat-killing psycho, he just realized he was at best a class clown. That's why he was such a sad character in the later seasons of the show. He literally peaked in middle school.
>Cooking contest episode >Reece sabotages everybody else's dishes >Lois asks him how he'd feel if was the lady who's pie he sabotaged >He responds "fat?"
He was gay. That's why he had no friends. Also. He's weird as frick. That's why if you were around him at that age you wouldn't want to be friends with him.
He was never gay. He was always attracted to women but when he got one he never knew what to do with them. That's why Malcolm cucked him in a 2-part episode that made him join the army. At least Malcolm knew what he wanted in a girl at the begining but he sabotaged himself constantly. Reese kinda knew what he was attracted to but he was too much of a weirdo to follow through. In a sense, he was an autistic chad.
My example? The episode of the limousine: >3 stacy's pick Malcolm, Reese and Wheelchair kid for a party in a limo >Malcolm immediatelly goes paranoid >Reese is just happy to be included >Reese explains that he is a loser, he knows it, he knows that Stacy 1 is just going to kiss him to piss off her bf >He says he knows the football team will beat the shit out of him but at least he will be part of it, he won't be a nobody >Right after arriving at the party he finds a peacifier from his younger brother and goes, "Oh, finally we found this. He was crying non-stop before the stacies arrived. >he then yells at the driver to turn around and go back home, leaving the stacies at the party >The driver tells him he's got heart
>oldest
Usually oldest know they're the leader to look up to for the other siblings so are more chill and try to set an example even if they're tough nuts sometimes
Middle chidlren are the fricked up psychopathic ones with complexes because they no longer have the appeal of being the youngest to adults and aren't the head of the pack like the eldests
Listen, DBZ was cool and ad breaks were long so I had no choice but to wail on my younger brother. I actually made him stronger. He would be weakness incarnate without me.
about the same time it was 'infested' with breeders, you're probably a troll who will never frick a woman and probably share your worthless thoughts on the women you'd like to frick so why does it matter if someone does the same? kys
Yes?
he's a cute twink and would have been considered a chad at my school. Maybe because I went to HS in Arizona where everyone is fat short and mexican
Oh shit so did I. What highschool?
flagstaff high
More like gaystaff high up your ass am I right?
No.
based
yes
Someone was bullied by Mexicans in high school. I hope you were a chad in college lol
It's just unpleasant to be around brown kids.
At least latina chicks are cute right?
they look like bean burritos and are protected by violent greaser spics
I could never tell if he was a bully or just some weirdo
Yes.
>I could never tell if he was a bully or just some weirdo
Only a bully during the early seasons
A weirdo late seasons
He started out as a bully in middle school but eventually devolved into a weird case of a fit, good-looking outcast when he was in high school around kids way taller and stronger than him.
i dont understand your post
Isnt he gay IRL?
no he has a kid now
maybe he dabbled in being gay
Dude looks gay as frick
>Decent looking dude
>Nose morphs over time
Why does israeli genes do this to people
It happens to everyone just more obvious with israelites
Because they killed Jesus
>maybe he dabbled in being gay
more like he was being dabbled in
He looks like my junkie neighbor.
You guys are mixing him with Frankie Muniz and his gay porn star look a like
Nah, not that anon but my dad used to tell me different actors were gay all the time. He said the actors who played Fracis and Reese were gay, he said John Ham was gay, Rob Lowe, just randomly. I think he just went off his gaydar, but if he did that shot was broken, because he refused to believe John Travolta was gay until the massage therapist shit came out around 2010
Sounds like wishful thinking on your dad's part. Kinda weird you now know what men your dad is attracted to.
I get all the others but Rob Lowe literally had a sex tape banging models and teenagers or whatever so idk about that one. Rob Lowe is definitely a homosexual but I don't think he's gay
oh shit, I'm sorry
Sorry fer what?
Hey Malcolm I can't keep doing this without tearing it.
Well Hal showed me a way to do it without tearing the skin.
Can you show me Malcolm?
I'm fairly sure he's bisexual, he spent a very long time hiding his personal life and was seen in several ocassions with guys doing date-type stuff, he ultimately chose a woman and now has a kid.
School shooter phenotype tbqhwy
cute twink phenotype
he lacks the /misc/ lips/glasses/beady eyes
All men are instantly 0/10
He was lashing out, all the molestation really fricked with him.
He was dumb and an butthole. That kind of behavior only works for Jocks.
He had no social skills. He was an orbited who bullied people in a psychopathic predatory way
teenagers in the 90s-2000s looked like action figures had more testosterone than a zoomer.
He was a weird stupid butthole. He was supposed to be the sort of bully who gets by with intimidation and force rather than social skills or genuine popularity.
He was a psychopath who tortured and abused every kid in his neighborhood, including his younger brothers. He had no friends because he was the meanest son of a b***h in town
The episode where they find out the rest of the school purposefully excludes them from things because they aren't liked was sad. Sucks to see them BOTH become losers.
they were losers. Resse was a dick, malcolm is a whiny homosexual.
I also don't remember that episode. I remember the episode where the neighborhood excludes them because they don't like lois.
Doesnt the block have a huge block party when they usually leave for a week?
Yep and only Malcolm was upset about it. Lois and Hal understood that the whole block hating them was what kept the neighbours association from tearing itself to pieces. They were pretty damn based knowing they were white trash and happy with it.
even 1/10 is too high
absolutely fricking brutal
Was this show the best depiction of an "outsider" family in the history of television? None of them are normies with the exception of Francis.
Yes. The episodes where they're interacting with their neighbours or other normies, like when they go to the NASCAR race, are some of the best ones.
also how is Francis a normie? Other than when he was working at the ranch he was the most insane of them all.
It's really only Lois that brings that out in him.
also his grandma. The episodes with her are some of my favourites, she's the most entertaining character on the whole show.
>big deal. So you're a drug dealer
Francis is a rogue but he's very well-liked by those around him in general. He's just an anarchist in spirit due to Lois so he can't resist bucking authority.
You could also argue Hal was a chad back in the day, but I don't think he was ever popular like Francis.
>Other than when he was working at the ranch he was the most insane of them all.
Not really. He's an anti-authority slacker and troublemaker but otherwise pretty normal especially when compared to his brothers.
Their family was literally mine. Every other show that’s tried this is completely unrelatable.
haha he is literally me
Damn thats brutal, do you want to wear my hat?
Reese was based with good qualities that he kept from women.
I don't think any female ever discovered that he was a GOAT cook. Based.
why do israelites hate the us? the us has been so good to them, but they despise it, all they ever do and have done is to its detriment, the us is gobbled up in infighting and strife all because of the hatred and the resentment of the israelites. can somebody explain this?
women unironically like guys who can cook
So you have cooking skill + looks + he's got a decent athletic build for a teenager
No way he wouldn't have been popular
He was a massive dysfunctional butthole, and the cooking thing only came much much later in the show.
>Women love men who can cook
Yea, likely because they never cooked for themselves growing up and your essentially a replacement parent.
It gets exhausting when your partner has no interest in helping you cook.
>move the oven mitts
It wasn't the way he looked. It was the way he acted.
There were friendless bullies at my school who looked exactly like that. And like with Reese, everyone assumed they had friends but really everyone just feared them.
I always saw this kind of stuff and thought about that too, you really have to be a weird piece of shit to not even be able to skate by on your looks.
He was a secondary character. That means he was a bully Chad and a virgin weirdo the next episode depending of the plots requirement
He was just a bully
He was a bully in middle school but as the kids grew older his bullying stayed at that level. The rest of his peers just saw him as a bumbling idiot trying to scare children. He never went full cat-killing psycho, he just realized he was at best a class clown. That's why he was such a sad character in the later seasons of the show. He literally peaked in middle school.
>Cooking contest episode
>Reece sabotages everybody else's dishes
>Lois asks him how he'd feel if was the lady who's pie he sabotaged
>He responds "fat?"
Reece is a 10/10 relentless chad
>possible chad or 5150
did you watch the show? he constantly sabotages himself by being an unhinged butthole. it's kind of his entire character.
I am 100% certain that all three of those boys were molested
He was gay. That's why he had no friends. Also. He's weird as frick. That's why if you were around him at that age you wouldn't want to be friends with him.
He was never gay. He was always attracted to women but when he got one he never knew what to do with them. That's why Malcolm cucked him in a 2-part episode that made him join the army. At least Malcolm knew what he wanted in a girl at the begining but he sabotaged himself constantly. Reese kinda knew what he was attracted to but he was too much of a weirdo to follow through. In a sense, he was an autistic chad.
My example? The episode of the limousine:
>3 stacy's pick Malcolm, Reese and Wheelchair kid for a party in a limo
>Malcolm immediatelly goes paranoid
>Reese is just happy to be included
>Reese explains that he is a loser, he knows it, he knows that Stacy 1 is just going to kiss him to piss off her bf
>He says he knows the football team will beat the shit out of him but at least he will be part of it, he won't be a nobody
>Right after arriving at the party he finds a peacifier from his younger brother and goes, "Oh, finally we found this. He was crying non-stop before the stacies arrived.
>he then yells at the driver to turn around and go back home, leaving the stacies at the party
>The driver tells him he's got heart
I had a crush on him when I was a kid.
What was it with middle children born in the 90s/early 2000s being abusive psychopathic weirdos?
my older brother was like this too
Want a swirly b***h?
pussy lol
>t. fricked up middle child born in the 90s
Nah, oldest born in the 80s. You’re just soft.
>oldest
Usually oldest know they're the leader to look up to for the other siblings so are more chill and try to set an example even if they're tough nuts sometimes
Middle chidlren are the fricked up psychopathic ones with complexes because they no longer have the appeal of being the youngest to adults and aren't the head of the pack like the eldests
Why are you hitting yourself?
Wrestling was insanely popular on TV.
Listen, DBZ was cool and ad breaks were long so I had no choice but to wail on my younger brother. I actually made him stronger. He would be weakness incarnate without me.
This show always reminded me of the poor people house smell. You know the smell.
Cabbage and dog?
The whole point is he's basically moronic though.
Women don’t give a shit about a decent looking guy if he dresses and acts like a total sperg
what's the best episode and why is it the one where the new family moves in next door that turns out to be even worse than they are?
What a qt
Wouldn’t mind rimming that bussy
When did this board get infested with homos and trannies?
Why does it have to be a homosexual of a troony as opposed to a girl.
where do you think you are?
about the same time it was 'infested' with breeders, you're probably a troll who will never frick a woman and probably share your worthless thoughts on the women you'd like to frick so why does it matter if someone does the same? kys
>Breeder
Frick off with your try hard insults groomer
>Try hard insults
what stage of moronation caused by over exposure to Cinemaphile echo chambers is this?
He was my sexual awakening, dude is fricking sexy and I love that the show always has him in muscle tees or outright shirtless.