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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his Magnus opus.
    all down hill from there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like "his only decent film"
      Most overrated director of his generation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot pacific rim is also one of his best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      indeed, comrade

      >muh Carl Jung
      It's a gaunt distended flesh bag with eyes too big for its stomach, devouring youth Saturn return time, back to shadow work, fatty Last Man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's commie propaganda from top to bottom

      Francisco Franco was a smart version of Mussolini who won in the end.
      🙂

      exactly this and based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      indeed, comrade

      reminder that del taco is obsessed with fascism

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im surprised that fat frick could even make such kino. I guess the stars mustve aligned

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    indeed, comrade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a creepy fricking scene, an impoverished child is expected to see all this food going to waste and not eat anything, she eats two grapes, and the pale whitie eats two faeries and chases her down

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's LITERALLY trump

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          dude is fat as frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOOOO I should be allowed to take whatever I want from people who have more than me even after being warned repeatedly not to because... just because okay???

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >should
          i'm going to and you cannot stop me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Story about spaniards oppressing other spaniards and somehow whitey is the bad guy? Frick off del taco

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the story is about fascism bad and he just conflated that with trump being a fascist. not uncommon for a lefty in 2017.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spaniards are white, dipshit. You meant Mexicans who are the product of Spaniards raping the Mayans.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hejejje cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Spaniards
          >white

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mayans.
          ??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fortunately what art means to the creator(s) and audience have absolutely no relation to each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a LOT of masonic imagery in this. Del Fatso has probably raped children.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The masons are a dying drinking club. The real conspiracy groups don't have names the public know about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The real conspiracy groups don't have names the public know about
          Yes, but their public puppets are all masons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's a weird way to spell the Democratic party.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How many masons are even left? How many are under 50? They barely exist anymore. Puppets generally accomplish things. Masons haven't since...what, the founding fathers? If that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s man who is the real monster.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Francisco Franco saved Spain from nun killing lunatics.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. The Commies would probably partition Spain and create separate republics for Catalonia, Galicia and the Basque country.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You realize the PCE and Spanish Communists were moderates and purged the CNT FAI for these very excesses.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's saying israelites are pale monsters taking from everyone? What an antisemite!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      white washed mexicans are the worst "people" in the planet

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Francisco Franco was a smart version of Mussolini who won in the end.
    🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fidel Castro loved Franco lmao @ del taco

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe she ate that grape. What the frick was she thinking?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Franco bad because... he just is mmkay?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dood you can smash someones face with a bottle
    del toro is a fricking hack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have you tried it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no but i did have a bottle smashed on my head and it instantly broke, no blood or bruising as well

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"girl whatever you do don't eat from that table"
    >"it's real frickin simple just don't eat from it"
    >*proceeds to eat from it*

    Was she moronic or what?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      reads like something out of the bible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        so she's Eve? that doesn't really fit thematically with any other part of the story.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it’s like the bible
          >sO sHeS eVE????????

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick other part of the bible has someone eating forbidden food, moron?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not that deep moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so back to "she's just moronic". Stellar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes, she's a kid, kids don't usually listen or are just stupid, having a reference from the bible does something for the scene

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think he means the disobedience, not the act of eating food.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              brainlet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not an argument moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                L

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mexico DF/City is like the Mexican San Francisco. Don't expect thigns to make sense, they're just pretentious.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she was hungry bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      women have no control over their actions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't believe she ate that grape. What the frick was she thinking?

      it's the inflection of the thing, she's told don't eat anything and get in and out before the timer runs out, she gets in and gets the thingy but still has a bunch of time left, time enough to see all that scrumptious food and she thinks one bite wont hurt because it's going to waste anyway,

      you've been tempted before, you know how that stuff works, right Christian bros ??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get told not to eat anything or you will die
        >doesn't get told in what way
        >stop right next to horrible hell demon to slowly eat two grapes while the fairies are screaming your face trying to stop you
        It was moronic, plain and simple

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she was european so yea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >underworld
      >forbidden table of food
      >dumb c**t
      She's Persephone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hades is a rapey chad not a skinny blind homie tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, so it's yomi-no-kuni and she's Izanami.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i remember my teacher putting this in class thinking it was some sort of fairy tale movie then the face caving scene happened lmao

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >disobey mom
    >hate step father for no reason who is only doing everything in his power to protect you and your family from political terrorists
    >listen to and trust goat demon
    >perfom voodoo
    >and runaway with goat demon to dungeon
    the girl was moronic and got got by believing in the fantasy bullshit that the goat was telling her. this was a moronic movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have everything backwards, but ok

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the step dad was fash and made a villian, but everything in the story is way to coincidental tand the director just wanted to propgandize his moron beliefs. end of the day the story is a child following what every society describes a demon to look and behave like into a "magical realm" where she is special and important

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >goat demon
      it's called a faun, mr homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Political terrorists
      You mean Spanish REPUBLICAN PATRIOTS. Typical Democrat calling all non-Biden bootlicking liberals terrorists.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She was a fairy princess so technically they should've been listening to her.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    an ex gf made me watch it
    oestrogen filled slop for bugmen muttmericans and west european gays

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sad that Ivana didn't become a big star

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Celia. Its way better.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone seen nightmare alley? I saw it as a pirate and the movie stopped at minute 40, right at the part where Dafoe confesses to Cooper that he kidnaps homeless people for the bloody act with the chicken. I was completely involved in the plot and this thing did not advance any more sadly

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie makes the Spanish very upset for some reason

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty commie propaganda. Spaniards should all just move to Cuba.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Del Toro's family Spanish? I know a lot of commoids escaped to Mexico after they got BTFO by Franco

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they were in Mexico before the Civil War.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hire girl as lead
    >have her wear shoes at any part of the movie

    Im out.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is pol so fricking sensitive? Lol it's a fable set in the backdrop of the Spanish Civil War, and they insist on talking about nothing but muh fascism and dismissing everything about the film. Nevermind the special effects, direction, acting, score, etc... You people know nothing about film. Also Pacific Rim isn't that good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's full of Satanic imagery meant to brainwash children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        christBlack folk are mentally ill

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are children watching a rated R film? Manchildren like you don't count

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Brainwash children into doing WHAT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the needful homosex with satan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Pacific Rim isn't that good.
      HOLY BASED

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anon please will you please tell my son what time it was when I died.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even though we are enemies who have caused great grief to each other, I will honour our conflict by respecting your last request. I will tell your son you were a formidable man and that I killed you.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Tolkien supported Franco

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the atheists. The west needed more dictators to protect them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Devil's Backbone was better

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