This was a bit shit, wasn't it? >garbage writing. >piss poor directing/editing

This was a bit shit, wasn't it?

>garbage writing
>piss poor directing/editing
>CGI shitfest that looks awful
>absolutely zero impact to the gun combat
>feels like nothing was resolved
>sequel baiting

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    #filtered

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s drive. With guns.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see it. Also Drive at least got some impactful violence.

      gosling and evans = star power, that was enough for me, even though yes it was kind of shitty. it's no terminal list but equally it's better than most of the garbage original programming netflix has been making recently plus no woke shit

      That's not a very high bar though. I almost want to say it's like a shitty straight to VHS/DVD movie back in the day. Gosling was good but Evans felt like he was miscast or trying to hard or something. I just hope Terminal List isn't another meme.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        terminal list isn't a meme it is certified kino

        it/'s not a high bar but netflix have sufficiently lowered my expectations at this point. if this had two no name actors in it i'd have switched off after 5mins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        evans isn't really a convincing badguy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Has he ever played a bad guy before?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            not that i've seen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he was the antagonist in knives out, understandable if you forgot everything about that flick though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Scott Pilgrim

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The ice cream serial killer in Iceman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Here you go broski:

            Evans had excellent comedic timing for weird movies, like this and Not another teen movie. Shame he doesn't do that anymore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he was a bit of an butthole on Sunshine

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gosling and evans = star power, that was enough for me, even though yes it was kind of shitty. it's no terminal list but equally it's better than most of the garbage original programming netflix has been making recently plus no woke shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They tied a lot of German Philosophy and Greek Mythology into it. So I enjoyed it.

    Schopenhauer. Will to power. Suffering. Sisyphus, Ubermensch. The labyrinth/maze is the tyrannical father/God that must be killed(God is dead). He even rescues a princess from a castle.

    Hansen is the Schopenhauer interpretation of will that derives it's meaning from suffering. Where Six is the Overman, the will to power, the ubermensch, like Sisyphus deriving meaning from the overcoming of suffering.

    At least they tried..anons..it wasn't awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was awful. Just trying isn't enough.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This reads like a Jordan Peterson tweet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >admitting to using twitter

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ye

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets stabbed
    >gets shot
    >gets punched
    >doesn't react to any of it

    woah he's literally me...

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    moron. moron. this film was based as frick and approached kino during several sequences. your pathological inability to appreciate a delightful treat when placed before you is truly sickening. you likely also have equally moronic opinions on RRR, the batman, and stranger things. go do what you love (i.e. posting a hand selfie [black, possibly quadroon] of your disney funko pop collection to r/movies) instead of lowering the already abyssal quality of posts on this website.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >its Gray Mannin time!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was very good

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    really don't see why the russos get so much praise just because they directed some capeshit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a bit shit because the plot and characters were exceedingly shallow which leaves us only with action scenes, which weren't anything special. I can't even say the acting was all that good because I couldn't take any of the villain's seriously, especially Chris Evans, and Goose was just played his aloof loner with a spice of snark, which works well in his artsy movies but is just wooden in something like this.

    This movie is the kind if shit I'd except playing in the background of FX while I'm busy doing literally anything else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >which weren't anything special
      That's putting it mildly. I burst out laughing several times because of how shit some moments were.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Netflix sucks but the movie itself was an unabashed action flick with the expected outlandish scenario. Dialogue/bantz was well-written, so the movie accomplishes what it aimed at in terms of entertainment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      it's the midwit meme, they don't know what genre movies are

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was gray in both appearances and demeanor

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recommend the book series. Full of tacticool action, well written and it dives into the CIA world and espionage and more.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf...my future wife just handed Goose a fricking squirt gun.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This was a bit shit
    A bit? No, its a whole lot shit. Terrible fricking movie. Pathetic, an insult to movies

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. Reminded me of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Probably didn't need such a large budget but the girl was cute and Evans was not nearly as bad as Cinemaphile is saying.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filtered by goose kino
    many such cases

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's tailormade for chinese audiences

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      China wouldn't like what one of the later books does so if they plan to make sequels they really would have to tailor it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't great, but you talk like a homosexual and your criticisms are vague and moronic. You don't know shit about how movies are made.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >200MM action movie
    >durr muh quips
    >durr shallow characters
    what did you morons expect, of course its gonna be all normie bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      action movie
      Weird grandmas keep posting here about budgets and box office. Stop it.

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