Harrys youngest son and malfoys son read one too many HP fanfics and use a time turner to save Cedric. Turns out Cedric would become a magic nazi if he didn't die, so now everything is fricked.
There was a play that wasn't by JK but she claimed was canon which is absolute dogshit. My favourite bit is when Harry's son and Draco's son try to escape the hogwarts express and face the trolley witch who throws pumpkin pasty bombs at them. That is real.
I mean at the start it was kind of a fun magical adventure, but once the characters stated getting older, romance started becoming a thing and the characters talked about "snogging", it became embarrassing and cringe-inducing.
>Be chadthunder wiener in school >Along side your chadthunder wiener tier group save the school and world a couple of times >Be the "the only one that survived the killing curse" making Valdi seeth in undeath >Fight in nearly hopeless siege against your mortal enemy >Ends up as public servant in some office job for the government >All your friends most likely followed suit
Is this the best British end possible? Live your youth like a lunatic and settle down for shitty government job?
>Be chadthunder wiener in school >Along side your chadthunder wiener tier group save the school and world a couple of times >Be the "the only one that survived the killing curse" making Valdi seeth in undeath >Fight in nearly hopeless siege against your mortal enemy >Ends up as public servant in some office job for the government >All your friends most likely followed suit
Is this the best British end possible? Live your youth like a lunatic and settle down for shitty government job?
he's not working at some cubicle. he's the head auror at the ministry, and the youngest ever to be in that role. the entire time at hogwarts he was most interested in defense against the dark arts, and being an aurora was specifically stated to be his ideal job, just like his parents and many of his friends in the order
Weird you can make british teen actors look middle aged by taking their makeup away
>Canonically Harry's son turned into a filthy Slytherin and basically ruined the world
Jk is a moron
>Canonically Harry's son turned into a filthy Slytherin and basically ruined the world
Wait, for real?
Harrys youngest son and malfoys son read one too many HP fanfics and use a time turner to save Cedric. Turns out Cedric would become a magic nazi if he didn't die, so now everything is fricked.
Holy shit, were there more books written or is this just JK's twitter? That's wild.
A play.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Cursed_Child
There was a play that wasn't by JK but she claimed was canon which is absolute dogshit. My favourite bit is when Harry's son and Draco's son try to escape the hogwarts express and face the trolley witch who throws pumpkin pasty bombs at them. That is real.
Why did Britbongs love Harry Potter so much?
I mean at the start it was kind of a fun magical adventure, but once the characters stated getting older, romance started becoming a thing and the characters talked about "snogging", it became embarrassing and cringe-inducing.
Because it’s the last time they’ve been relevant
Good LORD British people are ugly
wow rude
who are the 2 dudes in back
Fred and George Weasley twins
damn
midge
Ginny ended up looking better CGI aged than IRL
Yjk
browncel meme
QRD?
a hill and straight into a wall
White Woman plus puppet = beastieality.
lol okay good hint I got it now
you just know
her breasts are actually A+ though
What breasts?
>100 dick shaped cacti behind her.
yjk
>not a single black on screen
yes it was a happy one
>most of the issues are caused by the government
>literally everyone just goes and works for said government
Huh?
Harry doesn't have any strong beliefs or opinions on changing the world.. He is a soulless shell.
The thread is not yet complete. Post it. The Emma.
Why do bong women look like they drank from the wrong Holy Grail the moment they turn 30?
life is hard in the UK
don't let the TV fool you
>Be chadthunder wiener in school
>Along side your chadthunder wiener tier group save the school and world a couple of times
>Be the "the only one that survived the killing curse" making Valdi seeth in undeath
>Fight in nearly hopeless siege against your mortal enemy
>Ends up as public servant in some office job for the government
>All your friends most likely followed suit
Is this the best British end possible? Live your youth like a lunatic and settle down for shitty government job?
It's what a formerly jobless single mum thought would be a good end.
he's not working at some cubicle. he's the head auror at the ministry, and the youngest ever to be in that role. the entire time at hogwarts he was most interested in defense against the dark arts, and being an aurora was specifically stated to be his ideal job, just like his parents and many of his friends in the order
bieber Potter