this was consider ridiculously fat for boomers
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Are the Marines really allowed to say the gamer word?
In the 60s, yes. Today? No chance.
the military looks scary
how?
people constantly screaming and beating the shit out of you
I don't think they're allowed to touch you nowadays. Not to mention some of the drill sergeants are cute little latinas and having one of them torturing me would be hot as frick.
Thank you Sir for your Service and for protecting me and my furrbabies.
Oh they’re allowed to touch you, my GySgt used to beat us for not folding the corners on our bunks right.
How can you not laugh or cum in your pants when a qt grill sergeant screams and belittle you?
There’s no such thing as qt drill instructor anymore, Marines are actively trying to replace the women instructors with trannies
Jesus, the horror.
-It’s the T-t-t-trannies!
Do you have any evidence to confirm this? Go back to /misc/, delusional moron.
t. ranny
I thought Trump banned trannies from enlisting
Biden reversed that like day 1. Gotta keep your priorities straight.
>Sorry you shouldn't have the option to die for a country that for no valid reason other than conformity hates you
Very based of Trump actually.
he banned troony medical "treatments"yo avoid trannies joing just the have the givernment pay for their mutilation
when military members become so self aware they ask for rights in a system of obedience
i would serve her
No instead they just make you beat the shit out of yourself
True, at least in the Air Force. They're not allowed to punish you with exercise either, really. If you frick up you have to give them a little piece of paper called a 341
I would be terrified of falling off something and breaking my neck during the assault courses they do.
Whatt the frick? Those are literally the only fun part of the military, the training and infantry stuff lmao
seems comfy if you can get past the initial bullshit
>free everything
>never have to make plans
>lots of frens
>never have to make plans
let's face it, this is the main reason to join the military.
>what is your dream job?
>uh.... I'll just check with my NCO
have to make plans
This right here is why I’m joining later this year. I don’t care how difficult it is or how much I’ll hate my life, I’m so tired of worrying about work, bills, inflation, the economy etc. I’m ready to turn my brain off, do my job, and loudly yell “Yes sir”.
wrong time. Another war is coming
Cool. If I live, I’ll have cool stories to tell my grandchildren. If I die, I’ll get to escape this clown world.
my country has conscription and it was a great experience. kinda wish i stayed a year instead of 6 months
That's the general idea.
It seems like its getting yelled at and routine and regiment that breaks you down to build you up. If you can't cut it you're discharged. It seems terrifying for a woman though because the army often covers up assaults and rarely reports them unless there's an outside investigation
once you learn how to play the game its an absolutely hilarious experience..but yeah the first week is not funny
I'm getting old. They look pre pubescent to me.
wut
What's going on here?
nerds high on what little power they have
>pile and bunk check
Ah, those were the times
>have regular job
>get better paid.
>sleep in your own bed
>make your gf/wife to clean it
Thank you for your service.
hollywood makes military seem like chads but these guys seem like chads but theyre just a bunch of nerds and failures. Look at these kids. Theres an academy near my house and they march around and you can tell they think theyre hot shit but theyre the type of people that were bullied in hs.
I'd be worried about drowning after a helo crash
Why is James May still getting work after this incident?
>this was considered comically obese in 1982
Still is.
Based.
It still is, amerifats.
>left was considered undatable-tier fat in 1957
>left guys
>dayum girl
>right guys
>waving past the stick to left girl
now you will say that women weren't oppressed before
male chubsters who would be considered anorectic these days were ridiculed too, as they both should be
We need to opress them again, actually.
>Those tree-trunk legs
Of course she is fat.
god damn i would slam shirley hard and ride those waves grabbing firm hold of those childbirthing hips and dem breasts are motorboat territory
I'm certain the stick thin meme was a sort of starvation control on populations. Kinda makes sense how in most movies you rarely saw any women with big boobs or nice asses. Even in "adult" videos a woman with large breasts would have been considered freakish. But again this is all in the realm of cinema and idenditty control. Most likely there were tons of fat b***hes that were popular as prostitutes that men preferred since the person you saw on screen was usually to the preference of the movie producer or studio.
Cope fatty.
I have never seen more cope in a single post.
Fat people look disgusting and I wish I could kill them all. ..Starting with YOU. Black person
Wow, you are a stupid Black person. I hope you get hit my a bus
This fatty is delusional.
If the girl on the left had the legs of the girl on the right, she’d be a 10
This is before the food industry actively pumped barely edible chemicals, additives and preservatives into everything we eat now.
I wish I was alive in the days left was more desirable I would’ve gladly fricked them over the skinny b***hes. Now all the black guys steal all my plump queens away from me
*in the days left was LESS desirable
moronic cuck
>right
pointy elbows 2/10 would not bang
imagine lefts face with rights body...
he is fat amerishart
Can’t wait for the food shortage
>40% of america is obese
disgusting fricking country
funny how governments are "tackling" the obese problem but they wont ban sodas, beer, fast food or any of that disgusting shit.
Just like how they’re “tackling” the LGBTQ problem but won’t ban sodomites from basic human rights
i wish human rights were never invented
>soda
Multi trillion dollar business, serves as a direct injector of corn syrup (mind control) and population control
>beer
Tried once already. Just created the mafia overnight
>fast food
See point 1
corn syrup isnt mind control, its much simpler than that. feeding people giga unhealthy food benifits fricking everyone in the corporate world, healthcare, big pharma, entertainment, etc. its literally free money
>this commie homosexual wants a government so authoritarian it bans beer
How about we let grown adults make their own shitty choices in life, eh?
thry should ban HFCS in every food buy theyre paid off
They should ban namby pamby homosexuals like you
Are you australian by any chance?
considered fat for the marines, which this movie is about, moron.
you make terrible posts. please stop.
seething fatty
>summergays responding to old pasta
bye
No it wasn't you fricking dimwit. He's fat but not comically so. The idea was more that he's really frickin slow, which is illustrated by the fact that only a real idiot glutton for punishment would attempt to join the marines in his physical condition.
cope fatty
Let me see your warface!
>AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Why do so many grunts have downturned eyes? Do they correlate with manual working morons?
>I have a low standard of living and I'm proud of it
>im a good goy
>average bootlicking right-winger level intelligence
He must be incredibly low IQ to work that hard and still fail.
more like the 56%
>60-70 hours a week for 8 years to pay my way through college
No GI Bill?
Photo shop or bigger is just a lair.
Before BLM, we had the 53%.
The irony is that the 53% figure refers to people who owe federal income taxes, not to people who work. There are plenty of people who work but don't owe taxes because they're below the poverty line.
I didn't know that, ty Anon.
Not to mention the 47% also includes old people who don't pay income taxes anymore simply because they retired. It also doesn't include the fact that literally everyone pays FICA, even if they're in poverty.
I don't know why "contributing to society" means paying federal income tax anyway, especially when from a conservative viewpoint, there should be minimal federal government and thus minimal federal taxes.
Fast food restaurants and Walmarts don't run themselves, so as long as we have stores and burger joints, the people working there, keeping those things running and making almost nothing for it are still contributing to society. They're just fricking poor.
>fat
It’s hard to take someone like that seriously
>went back to school
>starts every word with a capital
He should get a refund tbqhfam
>former
>My life sucks but I've invested too much time to admit that I'm sucking my israeli overlord's wiener, so instead I will continue to suck their wiener.
no cap
i don't know why i find this so funny lmao
do you really hear this language outside?
yeah i've heard "bussin" "cap" "deadass" "slap" "on god" and "gang gang" playing pick up ball at la fitness
christ. where did it all come from? rap? i'm just sympathizing, im an old person and on christmas I don't get some words from kids or younger cousins but yours is a rewrite.
probably rap. all the kids saying it are teenage black dudes
t. 37-year-old boomer
might explain, I had to learn some of phrases from local rap songs as well. eh frick it's hard and it used to be so easy in teens.
but wait are you black or is that just an expression about teenage blacks? for reference, polish.
>big yikes
Fricking lol
It's still ridiculously fat now, tubbs.
That’s about as fat as D’onofrio was when portraying Kingpin, the guy who’s supposed to be 300 lbs of “pure muscle”.
Like 90% of the military are office jobs, this isn't surprising at all
>"Am I... am I obese now? No. No! The definition of obese has changed. I'm normal, and anyone fatter than me is obese."
This is some fatass cope by fatfricks who are fatter than Homer Simpson.