>this was considered "bullying" in 1990

>this was considered "bullying" in 1990
Millenials had it so good and still became a generation of losers.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A person who was 10 in 1990 was tail end gen x.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If everyone is as old as they were in the first episode of the Simpsons today
      Abe would be 124
      Homer and Marge would be 68
      Bart would be 45
      Lisa would be 43
      Maggie would be 35

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MFW homer and marge had kids at 23

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that used to be pretty normal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bart was an accident child, like most gen Xers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least he wasn't aborted as much of Gen-X was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bart isn't a millennial

      Technically but the character was culturally Gen Y along with Lisa. They mocked Gen Xers in the show.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The target audience at the time was generation x Simpsons (during the beginning) was a generation x show it doesn't matter if they mocked them they mocked a lot of things and people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gen Y
        Please let's keep using this. It refers to a specific mini-boom between 1982 to 1986 and our experience is a mix of late Fen X and early Millennial. We were the golden generation who grew up in the best of times only to then experience adulthood in the worst. The whiplash pretty much ruined us.
        >t. born in 1982

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was 7 years old and feel like an unwanted bastard child of Gen X and Gen Y as I don't feel home in either of them but can identify with a lot from both.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What? Zoomers are all the morons born in the 90s, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers start in 1996 at the earliest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >uses decades to categorize generations
        mid 90s "zoomers" are way too old to be zoomers, they're on the cusp of being millennials

        Zoomers start in 1996 at the earliest.

        Based generation gap understander
        Zoomers think all people born before the early 90s are boomers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's ridiculous that people born 15 years apart are lumped together. Especially when you take into account geographical differences. A 15 year old country boy does not have the same lifestyle as someone born in a city.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sisters and girl cousins would try to annoy me by putting their feet in my face
    I didn't know how good I had it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      greentext now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be sister and girl cousin
        >Put feet on his face
        >He freaks out
        >They probably giggled
        >He probably got upset
        >The end

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ask them to do it now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tell everyone I think feet are disgusting
      >HS crush teased me by putting her stinky feet in my face

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mad genius

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Had a female wrestling kink for as long as I could remember. My junior year I was finally coming out of my shell and started going to parties but was still awkward. a softball player and a cheerleader from my neighborhood used to butt heads with me all the time. Both insanely fit blondes. Through weird circumstances we ended up alone at a party, they got me slightly drunk and I was so horny and feeling loose from the liquor, I told them I could easily beat them in wrestling (i was a skinny ass nerd), They held me down and tickled me mercilessly and made me say shit like "geeks are weak". I think they knew I was baiting them but they did it anyways.
        Would pay so much money to relive that day.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao the second girl i banged was my neighbor and sisters friend. i baited with "i bet youre a lesbian" and she rolled me to the ground and started kissing me in my backyard and it turned into a whole summer romance
          i miss you sara

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i miss you too anon. come find me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          when did they realize you had a boner?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        diabolical

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dan Schneider? Is that you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm thinking it's kino.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        devilish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women are such naturally spiteful morons reverse psychology works 9 out of 10 times. Just tell them you hate something and they will do it to spite or annoy you. I'm convinced this works with sex too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm convinced this works with sex too.
          It did for me with one the girls I had. I wanted her so bad, but convinced myself she didn't like me any more as she was legitimately fricked in the head. She came over and after a long night agreeing to just be friends now, I asked her to sleep on the couch. She later sneaked into my bed in the dark.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SOMEBODY STOP HIM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >babysat by local woman until i was around 5 years old
      >she had a daughter who was a year or two older than me
      >whenever we were together we would always kiss and make out
      >remember being at her house saturday nights and we would make out while watching SNICK in the dark (mid 90s)
      >i moved away to start elementary school
      >never saw or talked to her again
      >now 32 year old kissless virgin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you were groomed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we would kiss and make out
        >32 kissless
        well which is it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my son is only allowed to bully trannies

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't understand what cooties were.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a cute blonde in my class during HS that used to grope my butt to mess with me and make me awkward. She always did that with a naughty smile. I was super shy and oblivious.
    Little did I know I had it easy and didnt take my chances.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bart isn't a millennial

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tv is not real life

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up and figuring out how the rest of the world lived is a trip because shit like this happened to me in elementary school and I literally did not notice.

    There was this spanish girl in my third grade class who would sneak up behind me and either kiss me on the back of my neck or grab my ass an run away. It would make me so furious that I actually cried and went into the principal's office about it. The girl left the school about a week later

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kindof a similar story. had a very pale girl (in arizona mind you, pale skin is very rare) with braces always chase me around the school 2nd to 4th grade. looking back it was really adorable and i'm not sure why i always ran away from her. i want to say it's due to rumors in school about her, but my memory is so foggy these days

      this is gonna sound normalgay as frick but just learn to laugh it off, we were all moronic little kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      S5 was garbage my dude.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In middle school some girl used to constantly annoy me just so she could have my attention and I didn't even realize she was probably doing it because she was into me. One day I just snapped and told her to kill herself and quite bothering me and she got all weepy for the rest of the day. I still kind of feel bad about it.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a loser. I got a $970,000 home in a California suburb for free and it's literally my job to boss around a bunch of attractive women. I also fired a boomer once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I got a $970,000 home in a California suburb for free and it's literally my job to boss around a bunch of attractive women. I also fired a boomer once.
      Qrd anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I got a $970,000 home in a California suburb for free
        Inherited from family
        >it's literally my job to boss around a bunch of attractive women.
        I got made supervisor for being competent for several years in a row and being able to fix any given problem thrown at me. 8/10 of the employees I ended up with are women by sheer coincidence
        >I also fired a boomer once.
        Didn't have a firm handshake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice anon, what do you do for work?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            5 cent blowjobs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Didn't have a firm handshake
          Holy based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >also fired a boomer once.
      Did you also fire him by sending him faxes all over his house?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inheritance baby thinks he's not a loser
      oh I am laughing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funniest part is in California that isn't even a lot of money for a house.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but millennials and zoomers are more likely to support palestinians so it's all good. All that matters is helping palestinian people.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its not everyday girls become aardvarks right in front of your very eyes
    truly the 90s were terrifying times

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullying was just as strong in the 1990 as it was in 1980 because school shootings in white neighborhoods werent invented yet.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In 1st grade I beat up the girl who chased me around the playground trying to kiss me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit go back in time and slap your kid self for hitting a girl and one that was trying to kiss you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah that shit was annoying

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tags: The_Simpsons, :>=

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to my recollection i have never had a girl do anything like you anons have exepreinced, having girls tease you with that stuff. i do have a pretty bad memory of my entire life because ive basically been a loser for the entirety of it, so maybe im missing some things that did happen, but im pretty sure nothing ever happened. childhood, elementary, middle, high schools, college, no kissing or sexually charged stuff whatsoever. i had a female best friend for a year or two in elementary school but nothing flirtatious or sexual ever happened

    i guess ishouldnt be surprised that im now a virgin in my 30s. it was always destined to happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah same. Honestly women just don't seem interested in men unless they are black or rich when older

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baskin roberts kissing characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kik!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least they didn't become a generation of losers who trooned out or are on xanax 24/7.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based friend, you could have gone in some misadventures with him

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So were they asian or what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same color as other asians in the show so probably half

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I blame israelites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Safe bet

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high school
    >girl and her friend are super annoying to me
    >pay no attention to it
    >literally always teasing me and giving me shit for years
    >finish high school
    >everyone writing stuff in peoples year books
    >she writes in mine talking about my "huge throbbing penis" and says hope to see you around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nerdy kid who likes to draw
      >popular girls always giving me shit
      >using every bit of manipulation to make me constantly feel worse about myself
      >total and utter destruction of self-worth
      >one of them sees me drawing
      >can't remember her ever being directly mean to me, just hung out with the mean ones
      >asks if she can draw something on my notebook
      >I say sure, already assuming it'll either be some shitty drawing or some insult
      >she's really taking her time with this one
      >finally gives it back
      >It's a complex drawing with massive letters in the center "I love you, Anon"
      I have no idea how I even reacted back then. Probably assumed it was a prank and if I said anything I'd be a laughing stock. But I still hold on to that drawing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not home also no. That'll forever be my most private memento.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not home also no. That'll forever be my most private memento.

        Cute and based, it's sweet you still treasure it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"I love you, Anon"
        >she doesn't date you
        >dates some black dude
        >has a mixed race kid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dont you wish you could just go back sometimes?? its not even funny. knew a qt dark skinned sporty tomboy with freckles and we were friendly enough and even play wrestled. i still dream about her bros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds gay as frick you fricking gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah you oughta know

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how so?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the 90s girls used to forcibly kiss me all the time but I was too young to appreciate it properly... so much non-consensual kisstag was played in the yard...

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This was before I even started school, anon. These were neighborhood girls. Four of them.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Helicopter parenting, death of third spaces for children, lack of safety for children to go outside by themselves - especially after media child kidnapping scares, easy access to highly addictive indoor pursuits like youtube and video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's a "third space"?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but I think he's referring to a place that's not home or school. The younger Zoomers I work with often lament that they had to do shit like freeze their Life360 location to go anywhere without their parents knowing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Back in my day nobody's parents knew where anyone was lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_place

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the puss you would slay here

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think north koreans are as desperate for white wiener as south koreans are?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are they a different color are they chinese or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were from Lithuania.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bart was being literally raped here.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >6 years of elementary school
    >3 years of middle school
    >3 years of high school
    >1 year in the army if you're a man
    >3 years for a bachelors degree
    >2 years for your masters
    That comes up to around 25. Of course if you go to vocational school instead of high school you can skip higher education

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being a nordic country wannabe lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a strange thing to say

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you mean "perkele" you slav shit?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Around 40% of Americans get cold sores and many people get them from their parents as kids. All it takes is one kiss. Begone thots.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting ballbusted by girls who will never frick you is good
    consider suicide, you fricking omega male

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >girls who will never frick you
      Because you pussed out on fricking girls

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You were the Huck of a Tom Sawyer, and you didn't live up to it

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What does this mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      199872215
      Just stop talking slick.

      It means the fire rises.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not especially. I was forced to move a lot and couldn't cope with making new friends. In high school I eventually settled and had a friend for 2 years who basically dumped me because I was not cool enough.

    I took that pain and turned it into being an attractive frick boy. I've been with over 100 women but nothing will ever fill the void of being a loser no one ever cared about. I've hurt so many women because of this I almost feel bad some times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel this. I was told to my face I was ugly by highschool girls. I'm successful now by every metric, and I still stoop so low as to send anonymous messages to girls that they're fat and will be single at 30.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, you could fill that void by teaching your craft. You dont get to that amount by being just lucky, theres a method you're employing and i want to know what it is.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >optional
    This isn't America. People can't get jobs with high school diplomas.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You seem to be terribly needy for attention. You will no longer get it from me, though.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be in first grade
    >recess takes place in the classroom
    >girl i thought was pretty asked me to play house with her
    >"okay"
    >gives me stuffed animal as the baby
    >goes to play kitchen to 'make breakfast'
    >standing there with stuffed animal
    >hold it to my face
    >piece of fluff gets sucked in my throat when i inhale
    >trying to swallow the thing
    >getting annoyed that it's stuck
    >"it's ready"
    >she walks up, takes stuffed animal, hands me plastic egg
    >ignore her, focused on fluff
    >"have a good day"
    >kisses me on the cheek
    >feel my face get red hot as i'm choking on fur from a stuffed animal
    That's just one of my school memories involving girls that I feel blessed to have experienced.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting second hand feels from this story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf
      >in some friend birthday party
      >we are playing house, girl I liked was playing too
      >after saying some shit I cant remember she gives me a kiss on the cheek
      >I freak out and start running
      >change school after that summer
      man

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in 9th grade I think it was, I was walking to class one day and randomly some girl ran up, hugged me and then ran off and I could hear a bunch of other girls laughing. Kinda sad that I've always been so much of a repulsive loser that even girls made it a game to prank each other to dare to hug me. And that's still the only physical contact I've ever received from a girl that's not related to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's wild anon, the same thing happened to me in 9th grade, but in biology class.
      I was stuck at the lab table with the stupid kids because I was a new kid, and the established friend groups had tables behind me.
      I remember sitting there on a plastic stool and feeling arms wrap around me from behind and pull me in tightly.
      This voice asked me really awkwardly, "How are you doing?" I said, "I'm fine."
      Then they let go, and I looked back to see the vice principal's daughter running back to a table of her giggling friends.
      I'm guessing it was a dare.
      But all the same I got as red as I did in that post

      >be in first grade
      >recess takes place in the classroom
      >girl i thought was pretty asked me to play house with her
      >"okay"
      >gives me stuffed animal as the baby
      >goes to play kitchen to 'make breakfast'
      >standing there with stuffed animal
      >hold it to my face
      >piece of fluff gets sucked in my throat when i inhale
      >trying to swallow the thing
      >getting annoyed that it's stuck
      >"it's ready"
      >she walks up, takes stuffed animal, hands me plastic egg
      >ignore her, focused on fluff
      >"have a good day"
      >kisses me on the cheek
      >feel my face get red hot as i'm choking on fur from a stuffed animal
      That's just one of my school memories involving girls that I feel blessed to have experienced.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A girl once broke into tears because someone told her I had feelings for her. I didn't, it was just the girl's friends wanting to mess with her. Also this was in the middle of a class.
      I want you to picture a girl crying uncontrollably while everyone in class is trying to console her over the idea that I liked her. Even after being told it was just a joke she couldn't stop crying, people laughing, even the teacher was laughing while I just sat in the corner wishing for death. That was the time of death for whatever remained of my ego. Since then I've been incapable of believing anyone would genuinely care for me. I've had woman even tell me directly they like me and my brain just hardwires that as a negative.
      It's amazing I didn't kill myself because of that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God damn that's brutal and mean but kinda funny too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like that gangrape joke, 9 out of 10 found it funny.

          There's more to that story.

          Not really. I was just a regular butt of the joke, girls were bored and psychotic and apparently I'm some vile swamp monster underserving of love and the mere idea that I'm capable of having feelings towards another person can bring women to tears. It's not like I even brought it on myself for daring to having feelings towards this girl, I was 100% indifferent towards her. When she started crying I was as confused as anyone. Then when the teacher asked what was wrong she loudly says it's because I was in love with her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's like that gangrape joke, 9 out of 10 found it funny.
            heh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's more to that story.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the unintentional times that hurt the worst. Frick that's brutal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon are you going to keep letting the past harm you forevermore? What's done is done. You have goodness within you that wants to flourish. Allow it to. Watch this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXv41RuluCc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        something similiar happened to me around the early 2000s and a looooot of more horrible shit, now I'm in my late 30s and I only visit hookers

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was so close to being normal it's absurd. All it'd take is me not messing up in HS, the only time when being an autist about love stuff is justified and tolerated and I'd be just fine.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet zoomers are even worse

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they were canonically Asian or what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Albinism

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >middle school
    >be an Anon
    >there were two girls in the class with some kind of weird... I don't know... fascination of me?
    >could be just one of them and the other one was her wingman (wingwoman?), but it's hard to say, since they used to be unrepeatable
    >first one was smol scrawny blonde chick with big glasses
    >the other one was middle height, slender brunette - actually pretty, but she wouldn't do a single thing to show it (think: baggy jeans, flat shoes, no makeup, etc), I remember she once shaved her head and we were calling her GI Jane for awhile
    >I never talked to them
    >they started sending me notes and attempting to... I guess, flirt in a weird, lame way - think of all the movies where some dork tries to flirt with a girl and looks like a creep, but reverse the roles
    >I was like "the frick?"
    >never actually confronted them, just ignored them, totally confused and trying to avoid them
    >over the next few years we'd bump on each other occasionally (and they were ALWAYS together)

    >now
    >the blonde one is married and has three sons, she dyed her hair black and usually has a bob cut, actually quite attractive in a shy librarian way
    >the brunette got Stacy as frick in high school, I still like to fap to her picture on the blonde's wedding (she was her bridesmaid, of course) - in the right light she looks like Hershlag's taller sister
    >I'm a lvl 36 wizard, almost never leaving my apartment thanks to work from home, technically I'm a programmer, but unless I need to make a new app or fix something, I don't have to do anything, so it's like some exotic NEET-lite variant

    Holy shit... I actually reached the characters limit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you know what? It's fricking great! I know it looks like cope and I don't care. I love where I am now. Yeah, it's a rather shallow life, but it's stress-free. I get way more money than I need for doing almost nothing (depends on various factors really). I can watch kinos, play vidya, shitpost and jerk off all day. Would I be happy with one of those b***hes (I still don't know which one was writing those awkward love letters to me)? Maybe? And maybe not. Would I like to frick the brunette? Absolutely. But, for all I know, she was some annoying crazy b***h and I read more than enough cautionary tales to stay away from that kind. I don't mind the way things are now. Despite everything, I still rather lay in bed than run trough the minefield, just because there's some fricking roastie (possibly?) waiting for me on the other side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of get that. Back in college these two girls took every single opportunity they could to hug me and I couldn't understand why. I was like a magnet. I once just stretched my arm while waiting for a friend to hand me something and before I knew it I see one of them run up like I was inviting her for a hug. She came in so fast I almost went down. They were cute and I still remember all those hugs fondly but part of me keeps wondering what brought that on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That wasn't exactly the case with me. I put the
        >be an Anon
        there for a reason. Girls didn't care for me. And I never did anything to get one. It's just those two weirdos who kinda stalked me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we'd bump on each other occasionally
      You'd what now?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    D'oh!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got into a fight with my friend because he said it was 'D'oh!' and I said it was 'T'oh!' . Just listen to it, there's no D in there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If we want to be technical, according to the VA the script never says d'oh, just disgruntled yell or something similar. D'oh just took on a life of its own. Even got added to the dictionary.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing alone at recess..i dont remember what grade maybe 4
    >2 much older girls come up to me
    >hi anon my friend likes you teehee
    >well i dont like her
    >awweee tee hee
    >they giggle and walk away

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >had " gf" in kindergarden
    >was my first kiss
    >we kissed on the jungle gym away from everyone else cause it was embarrassing
    >some homosexual still came over and looked
    >we broke up cause i wanted to get married on the jungle gym but she wantes to get married on a boat they had on the playground

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i was diagnosed with Aspergers much sooner, it would've helped my teenage years so much.
    Now i'm just a failed normie, even when people like me i can tell they feel something off about me.
    Being an adult is so lonely.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itt: sad losers tell the story of how one time a girl touched them 20 years ago in the 4th grade and they LE MISSED THEIR LE CHANCE

    zoomers are such sad morons lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      Slept with 20+ women and had multiple long term relationships.

      The first romantic interactions of your childhood hold a special place in your heart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give them hell chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This girl bashed me in the face with a plastic lion and busted my nose. That thing weighed like 5 kilos idk what the frick they were thinking making that it was basically an improvised flail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now you got me thinking about that clockwork orange scene with the giant knob ahhaha

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THEY GREW UP
      >THEY MOVED ON
      >AND (YOU)
      >WHY DO (YOU) STILL LIVE IN THE PAST?
      /thread

      Anon are you going to keep letting the past harm you forevermore? What's done is done. You have goodness within you that wants to flourish. Allow it to. Watch this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXv41RuluCc

      Basically

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THEY GREW UP
    >THEY MOVED ON
    >AND (YOU)
    >WHY DO (YOU) STILL LIVE IN THE PAST?
    /thread

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >written by boomers
    >"this is what millennial toddlers thought!"

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two girls had crushes on me when I was a kid and another one in middle school. After one of them confessed at the end of a half-day summer camp day, I started to make up excuses to not go there anymore. I'm still a KHHV.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same with the 2000s.

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