Wdym? That's comically few now. Are you just not asking women out? You cna be an ugly sumb***h who cold approaches women at the grocery store and get 2 dates in a couple days if you wanted.
Then ask one of your friends to set you up with a single friend of theirs or a friend of their wife/girlfriend.
>Gets banned for life from the grocery store
So it is bexause you never talk to anyone, got it. Well I got news for you, bud, women aren't going to walk up to your door and ask you out when you're playing video games or jerking off to pornography and smoking pot. That's reality.
I’m 32 and I’ve never been on a date. I’ve never used dating apps either. Im a kissless virgin. Sometimes I think about how inconceivably pathetic it is to be me and I just laugh
It’s funny how internet porn was enough to kill the mating drive of a whole sex.
You mean how social media killed the mating drive of women?
Women don’t have a mating drive, they mostly just mirror that of men.
dating apps*
Wdym? That's comically few now. Are you just not asking women out? You cna be an ugly sumb***h who cold approaches women at the grocery store and get 2 dates in a couple days if you wanted.
why would i want to go on a date with a woman who agrees to go on dates with random men?
Then ask one of your friends to set you up with a single friend of theirs or a friend of their wife/girlfriend.
So it is bexause you never talk to anyone, got it. Well I got news for you, bud, women aren't going to walk up to your door and ask you out when you're playing video games or jerking off to pornography and smoking pot. That's reality.
That’s too bad for them, I’d rather jerk off and smoke weed and play video games than be around most people
Shut up Boomhauer
>Gets banned for life from the grocery store
I've unironically been on two dates in the last six years.
Not months, years.
I've never been in one
I've never asked a woman out either
Can you believe this guy has to resort to meeting women online? What a loser!
Nobody wants to date the short guy currently known as Chuck.
>currently known as Chuck.
I don't feel so good manlet bros...
he still got laid though
That was never specified in the episode.
Yeah, height is clearly his only problem
I met both of my girlfriends on the internet.
Both on Cinemaphile.
I'm probably going to propose to my current one in two months
you know what the real secret to romantic success is?
baskin roberts trust fund band
>go on hinge
>only get likes from fat chicks
lol not gonna happen, sorry ladies
It is, he's saying he's only had two dates to eat for 6 months while in hospital.
I’m 32 and I’ve never been on a date. I’ve never used dating apps either. Im a kissless virgin. Sometimes I think about how inconceivably pathetic it is to be me and I just laugh
There are more people in this situation than you think.
>This was considered IMPOSSIBLE in the early 2000s
>40 days
wow that's like over a month !!!
I haven't had sex in 2414 days.
1,894 days for me since I last had a gf
>missing the point of the joke this hard
The joke is that it's unthinkable that a young man go 40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) without sex.
What did I miss, esl moron?
I haven't gone on a date in eight years.
The last date I went on was February 2020.
It still is.
It is if you're actively trying. Most incels nowadays just resign themselves to spending their lives online.