This was considered comically out of shape back in 2008

This was considered comically out of shape back in 2008

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't, but letting your love handles flop out of your underwear is uncouth. He's slightly out of shape.
    t. better shape than him.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >letting your love handles flop out of your underwear is uncouth
      what's he supposed to do then?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stop eating foods with fat content, or he can eat whatever and just exercise more, a lot more.
        Skipping meals does wonders if done at the right times. You can't do it after working a physical job, but on your days off it's doable. For an actor like him he's just lazy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >just don't have lovehandles bro

          Post body

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, but when I sit down I look like him at the sides, but when I stand up, they go away. I'm not in bad shape.
            t. quit drinking two years ago

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Homer Simpson considered a fat frick in the early 90s
    >only weighs 239 pounds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is 6ft ~240 lbs has a BMI of 32, so slightly obese

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody should tell the animators, because he's drawn way more than 'slightly' obese.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >so slightly obese
        If you're an idiot. He's nowhere near being obese. Now look at a random black female celebrity, that's obese.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *thought you were taking about the Pro Meth Show, not Homer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a 6ft tall male is considered obese at around 190lbs (with poor bmi)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            6 ft 190 lbs is average weight. Even 200 is ok if you lift weights, but anything over 220 is just fat

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >a 6ft tall male is considered obese at around 190lbs (with poor bmi)
            That's bullshit. The skeleton alone on a guy like that weights about 100lbs.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              6 ft 190 lbs is average weight. Even 200 is ok if you lift weights, but anything over 220 is just fat

              My mistake. 6ft is considered only overweight at around 190.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        My mistake. 6ft is considered only overweight at around 190.

        BMI is moronic but not for fat fricks making excuses

        I don’t need an x/y chart to tell me who is overweight and obese I can see it with my own eyes.

        If you happen to be the right height you can be “normal” despite being a skinny fat out of shap homosexual and you can be a shredded tank and be “obese”

        It’s an absolutely braindead metric. We can all see obese people when they waddle around I don’t need to attach some arbitrary number too it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          BMI was created when being overweight (let alone obese) or overly muscular was extremely uncommon in every pocket of the world. Modern diets and dieting and exercise would be completely alien to a person from the early 1800's when BMI was first dreamed up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          BMI is good for telling who is dangerously over or underweight but bf% is better for fitness. BMI + bf% combined cover all cases and AFAIK doctors typically look at both.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At Homer's height he should be more like 270+ to be that shape.
      I get that people weren't as fat, but couldn't Matt stopped some fat frick who looked like Homer and ask "What do you clock in at?"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he was 300lbs here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >doctor is literally fatter than homer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hibbert is like 6'3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >only
      ?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >[x] was [y] in [year]
    I hate this style of posting more than you can understand.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone still wear those high-waisted tighty whities? That's so much fabric... I'd be suffocating.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wear a pretty similar cut, but it's micromodal so feels good man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They look like pretty normal underwear to me. What do you wear a G-string? Grow up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I wear boxers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you wear a G-string?
        Not always, but it's usually stuff with a low-rise and in fabrics like modal and tencel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're the only thing that keep my junk in place instead of flopping around like with boxers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care for tighty whities. prefer boxer shorts and boxer briefs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tighty whities look like diapers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t wear underwear

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Walt was never once made fun of or criticized for being out of shape. Shitty bait thread

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Still is

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bryan Cranston has Better chest insertions then most people on Cinemaphile

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am 240lbs and 6'1. It's the worst weight to be, because I'm grotesquely fat without a shirt on, but I'm still not large enough to fully motivate myself into fixing it. I'm stuck in this purgatory of "well, it could be worse"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same height, when I was 185 and out of shape I felt like a piece of flabby shit. You are far past the point of simple motivation. You should have a fricking sense of urgency about it by now

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >6'1
    >270 lbs
    >IQ of 70

    Literally me

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tHiS wAs cOnSiDeReD $adjective iN $year!!!
    ooh ooh post the Mcallister home or Al Bundy's house next, that never gets old you fricking homosexual redditor

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