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This was considered comically unrealistic 20 years ago

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is still considered comically unrealistic today
    are you a virgin or what?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    8 years left

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me in 13 years

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder he had multiple sexual encounters in his teens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no he didnt. he always fricked up before actual penetration.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's still a sexual encounter numbnuts.
        26 KHV is much more pathetic than "40 year old guy had some awkward sexual experiences in his teens that made him afraid of intimacy"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >had some awkward sexual experiences in his teens that made him afraid of intimacy
          it was never showed in a movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. t. 30 year old with 3 awkward sexual encounters which have left me afraid of intimacy.

          >had some awkward sexual experiences in his teens that made him afraid of intimacy
          it was never showed in a movie

          There was an entire montage.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same here, traumas a b***h.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >afraid of intimacy
          faaaaaaaggot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have to ask my female doctor for dick pills next week so I can stay hard next time I bring a girl home. I get bad anxiety about sex at this point

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think this concept would work today?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You really think millennials/zoomers are doing better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No but relationships dynamics have changed so much these days it's like playing 4d chess. I'd say a remake has more potential nowadays than the original did in its historic period

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how would one actually do a remake regarding millennial getting 40 among zoomers?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Using Apps would be half the movie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >just be yourself, bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it was fiction in 2005. Now, 20% of the male population is approaching 40 as a sexless virgins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most of them are brown so no one gives a. shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw white 31yo KHV
          It's unironically over

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomer males are having less sex than anyone in history.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and most of .them are ethnic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Proofs?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you don't have to marry to frick you brown skin

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >sex before marriage

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sex before marriage is a sin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He'd be a portrayed as a villain on a terrorist watch list if it was made today.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its unrealistic today! Steve Caroll is a handsome man by all standards, some older lady would have had seduced him as soon as he walked outside. It happened to a friend of mine and she tricked him into marrying her and now his life is pure suffering.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m turning 23 and never had a gf. Funny how I thought it was over when I turned 18.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And you would know because that’s how long you’ve been spamming these homosexual threads.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am I a virgin if I've never put my penor in vegana put have had a blowjob an handjob?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >had a blowjob an handjob
      no. You are a sex haver

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        🙁

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >27
    >done everything with multiple girls but never had sex
    its so over

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the disdain that this website has for this movie really explains most of the posts you'll see here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      newhomosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol ive been here since 2009

        seethe, you fricking virgin Black person

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          newhomosexual cope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've been here since 2011 and you seem newer than me

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >being old virgin is le funny

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not unrealistic. Just comical.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie scared me a lot at 22, so I instantly went to a hooker. After a few years banging hookers randomly get my first girlfriend at 25.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women can 100% smell it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One and half year left. Getting a prostitute for my 40th birthday.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 32 yrs old and vyrgin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't have sex until I was 33. There's still hope anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did you get sex at 33?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s crazy how passive just internet, porn and video games made majority of male population. Like it was enough to shut down their basic biological instinct to breed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      helps we're all loaded with toxic metals and our food is 10% as nutritious as 100 years ago so most people are suffering from stunted development and disease

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they'd be having sex even if they tried

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that chart is fake, the data doesn't line up at all.
        -4.1 white men
        +1.1 black men
        +1 latino
        -1.8 east asian women
        +.7 sa/me
        comes out to -3.1 in favor of women, unless this includes non m+f partners.
        it should always even out to 1 woman having sex when 1 man has sex no matter if it's 1 woman 50 men or 50 women 50 men, it's all the same ratio 1:1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No reason to have see with fat or ugly or black girls when you can see literal 10s on the internet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly. If we don’t ban porn, in a few generations everyone but those 10/10s will have died. It’s crazy at what kind of population drop we are looking at.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not having sex is...le bad!
      shut up boomer

      negative risks of sex
      >you might get someone pregnant and ruin your and their lives
      >you might get an STD
      >she might change her mind and you get a rape accusation

      positives of sex
      >haha peepee feel good for 15 minutes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, i can't wait to be on my death bed and feel so proud of myself for avoiding sex because there's a risk of pregnancy, STDs, and rape accusations. i never want ot bond with another human through sexual intimacy, i just want the same boring routine in my lonely life until i'm inside of a coffin. zero-risk, zero-intimacy lifestyle is the way to go.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve literally met a doctor whose parents conceived her in a casual hook up at a festival. My grandparents got together because my grandpa knocked up my grandma. You are paranoid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doctors can do that sort of thing anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's women not willing to be with the men that's the real issue. I can't give myself better facial bones or make myself taller unfortunately. I'm already getting surgeries to correct what I'm able to but doubt it'll be enough.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this movie comes out when I am 12 and virgin shaming became the teen culture just before I started
    it was awful.
    >WTF ANON?? YOU'RE 13 AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T GOT LAID!?!?!
    >shames me in class

    I don't think I was even physically capable of sex until I was at least 14-15. Hollyjews knew exactly what they were doing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You think virgin shaming wasn't a thing before this period? You dumb bastard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was definitely boosted by early 00s teen movie and crypto-teen movie culture

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mean you just became aware of it

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the big deal about not having sex or a girlfriend? Do you guys think that will fix the other problems in your lives or make you happier? I dumped my girlfriend last Christmas and haven't been happier in years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t think it’s a bit fricked up that people aren’t doing their most basic biological functions anymore?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >aren’t doing their most basic biological functions anymore
        still eating, breathing, shitting, sleeping... do you think throughout all human history all people had sexual partners?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The number was at least a lot higher than today.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            2/10.
            you realize there are more humans on the planet in the last decade than there ever were before right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if a flower was incapable of pollinating other flowers it would be regarded as a shitty, malfunctioning, moronic flower

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if humans can't do anything but have seizures and shit themselves they're also considered moronic, your point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you guys think that will fix the other problems in your lives or make you happier?
      Yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally no other problems in my life.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women's love is inherently consumptive, they are incapable of loving a man unless they think that they're depriving another woman of that man. if you're an incel, then they cannot deprive anyone of you, because there is the perception that nobody else wants you. and female love is incapable of existing in this situation.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ex-gf texted me earlier wanting to cheat on her boyfriend with me again
    >I'm ignoring her to get drunk and watch movies alone in the dark
    I hate women.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot, I love homewrecking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's already cheated on him once and he forgave her. She even has him drive her around to do favors for me like grocery shopping. There's no homewrecking going on, I don't want her back and he's a cuck.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >had sex once 5 years ago and never again

    honestly at this point, I might as well be a virgin, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me, except it was twice 4 years ago.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    elder millennial, turning 38 this year, I've been having sex since I was 14 and we thought it was wierd that we had one guy in the friend group who was still a virgin at 20. What the frick is wrong with you guys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Porn, video games and social media (incel forums are social media).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You were all raised by single mothers and are r selected human rabbits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The family unit wasn't near as fricked 30 or 40 years ago.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can hire an escort and lose your virginity literally this coming weekend. What's your excuse?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The U.S. fertility rate is interesting, my country's rate dropped below replacement level in the 1960's but Americans stayed above 2.0 until the 1990's?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    having sex really isn't that hard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >need to know how to do foreplay
      >need to last long
      >need stamina and general fitness

      >girl just has to lie there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >need to know how to do foreplay
        Yes, its important for the girl to be comfortable
        >need to last long
        Porn brain. You don't have to pound the girl non stop for an hour. Lay off the porn
        >need stamina and general fitness
        Being in shape is important in all aspect of life. Just go to the gym anon
        >girl just has to lie there
        sounds like boring sex to me

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not my problem that y'all didn't listen to the movie's advice and grew out of a manchild

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rewatch the movie
    >his "friends" are all shitty losers who are even more unhappy than he is(hes actually pretty happy) who then use his virginity to posture over him and make him feel bad about something he was fine with
    He still shouldve got out, but all of his friends were shitty as frick
    >obsessive moron who cant get over his ex
    >unhappily married guy who just wants a second to himself
    >seth rogan

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >uhh you can't get laid if you don't talk or ask out girls anon
    I refuse to believe that sex is something entirely initiated by men
    like if I don't actually ask a girl to have sex i'll just die a virgin? I genuinely refuse to believe this.

    sex/relationships are such an integral part of our human lives, human beings exist because of sex. am I seriously supposed to believe that it is something completely predicated on male initiative and female passivity?

    so any woman that has sex or is in a relationship never really had to do any kind of work to achieve that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chad gets hit on by girls all the time
      you're just ugly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm not a chad but i've been called cute/handsome before
        i'm just SEVERELY autistic, most women probably dry up when they hear my stuttering

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Majority of the time man has to make the iniative. Sometimes the woman can make the initial contact, more times if you are handsome and fit. But the game of finding a right partner actually takes many tries most of the time, and if you are never taking the iniative you are lessening the chance of finding the right partner a lot. Taking the iniative is just role most of the time as a male. For the woman, just getting to the vicinity of males and being attractive is ”doing her part” most of the time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >so any woman that has sex or is in a relationship never really had to do any kind of work to achieve that?
      Women never have to work for anything in their entire lives. Everything gets handed to them the day they're born because men want to have sex with them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything gets handed to them the day they're born because men want to have sex with them.
        and whose fault is that?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Simps.

          Is that why they study more and have more degrees than men these days?

          After fricking their teachers and professors for better grades and paying their way through college on their back or with women-only scholarships they get handed a cushy job by the female human resources department solely for having a vegana.
          Where did they work for anything in this scenario? Even the sex was 99% the man's task.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Majority of young doctors are females. When you get much sex as you want, it stops being a big deal and you focus in other things in life.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Majority of young doctors are females.
              Because of exactly what I described.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is also in western countries where affirmative action doesn’t exist. Also majority of teachers in schools are women, there doesn’t exist enough male teachers to enable what you are describing in middle schools and high schools.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >This is also in western countries where affirmative action doesn’t exist.
                No such thing. Any country that claims to be "western" or "developed" is intensely gynocentric. You would have been better off pointing out the third world shitholes that have lots of women in STEM, except in those countries it's because those women can't just coast through life on Daddy Government's dick the way women in the west can and it's either that or marry some simp beta you hate.
                >Also majority of teachers in schools are women, there doesn’t exist enough male teachers to enable what you are describing in middle schools and high schools.
                Most of the male teachers ARE in high school, where it actually matters. And even then it doesn't matter because with women teachers they don't even have to frick them to get preferential treatment because all of them want to """"empower womyn"""".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that why they study more and have more degrees than men these days?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I refuse to believe that sex is something entirely initiated by men
      It isn't.
      >am I seriously supposed to believe that it is something completely predicated on male initiative and female passivity?
      No. It isn't. Likely something wrong with you. You are off putting in some manner that prevents women from approaching or being interested in you.
      Maybe you are fat
      Or ugly
      Or you look mean/intimidating
      Or they think you are gay

      Either way, women can and do initiate. However in my experience women prefer a man that says or does something first. They like to be desired and pursued (as long as they are actually interested in toy to begin with). For all the modern feminism women spew on about, they still seem to like men that a stronger and tougher than them. Genuine displays of masculitny get pussies wet. You wouldn't understand I guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anon learns basic biology and mating practices common across the entire animal kingdom

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women will absolutely pit themselves in your orbit if they like you. Women used to drop hankerchiefs in front of the men they liked as a way for them to initiate without being to obvious. Don't believe the bs about Women being passive because they absolutely go after men they like.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just like today

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my virginity to a prostitute… but ever since then I really stopped stressing about sex.

    It all right, fapping is better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because you bought a prostitute.
      Try it with someone you love and someone who loves you and you’ll see how void fapping is.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One day you will not be in these threads and I won’t know if you died or finally made it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would definitely let my fellow anons know if anything about my situation has changed. It doesn't look like anything will change any time soon though, except my age

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        40 here. No pussy ever although I had gay sex a handful of times at age 20. Refuse to install any sort of dating app, or to allow my picture to circululate anywhere on the internet. I am not short, fat, or hideous. It really is the autism all by itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 38 and kissless virgin

      My dad sexually abused me as a kid which help made me into a timid coward. I also got embarrassed a lot by girls at school so I started avoiding them like the plague to protect myself. I can feel my instincts wanting to get married and have kids but I'd be a terrible husband/father. Maybe it's better this wait.

      It is

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My dad sexually abused me as a kid which help made me into a timid coward. I also got embarrassed a lot by girls at school so I started avoiding them like the plague to protect myself. I can feel my instincts wanting to get married and have kids but I'd be a terrible husband/father. Maybe it's better this wait.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Legit asking here how the frick do you manage to not get anywhere with a girl? In high school I was the farthest thing from a chad - an awkward nerd who was huge into anime (early 2000s so anime was still gauche to normies). I never had a gf in HS but still managed to make out with three girls - one at a house party, and once with 2 sisters who lived down the street and I played spin the bottle with. I got laid just after high school, literally through MSN Messenger - was talking to a chick I knew who told me she was going to be home alone the next day. Me: "wanna have sex lol" her: "lmao ok come over."

    Honestly the only thing I conclude about millennials and zoomers who have never gotten laid is that you either never leave your house and actually socialize with women irl, and/or your personal hygiene is repugnant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      very easy, just go with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and guess what, nothing ever happens

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that is bad advice. You can't be desperate as women hate that, but legit making no effort is not going to get you anywhere, same as anything in life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dude I was such an awkward nerd teehee
      >oh and I was invited to house parties where I made out with girls, played spin the bottle where I made out with more girls and girls also literally invited me to come over to frick them as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, and chads back then had 30X the experiences I did and got laid in HS, not the year after.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're just a failed normalgay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Girls hated me and I was scared of them. I'd have a better chance of winning the lottery than getting invited to a house party in high school
      Anna a cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day normalgay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're just a failed normie who even with everything you got are still not satisfied because Chad's got more than you did and want to pretend like you were some total loser that anyone could have been like. Humblebraggers are thw worst.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >High school
      I was home schooled and didn't live within walking distance of anyone below the age of 40.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > crippling shyness
      > poverty, squalid home conditions (can't let classmates get too close or they might find out!)
      > geographical isolation, completely cut off from other kids of the same age

      Eh, once you're pegged as a sad loner in HS it really is over before it has a chance to begin.
      Simply not interacting with people is the easiest thing in the world, but you know that you Black personhomosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Holding back my will to talk and discuss things with other people would be hard as frick. I don’t see how being a mute would be easy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's easy in terms of the effort required (ie. none, just be passive). I didn't say it isn't painful.
          Learning to live completely inside your own head is a maladaptive defense/coping strategy to deal with potential rejection and abandonment. You get used to it.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you walk outside you see guys uglier than you who have gfs. It's literally not your looks that's the problem. Don't give up anons.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >something like 85% of all relationships are funneled through dating apps now
    >refuse to use them because I'm not putting my photo online in any capacity
    I was real stupid to not get in on the action when I was in college in the late 2000s right before this all happened.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When the virginity part is the least of your problems at 40+ years old and you wish you had as nice of a life as he does in this movie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have gainful employment and a degree, as well as a car. I am petit lead-management so I actually tell people what to do sometimes, and have a little real responsibility (the character didn't IIRC). The 401k is pretty meager but I'm debt free and have a little cash on hand. Years ago I had a good chunk of savings but I pissed it all away in exchange for two glorious years of fully-funded NEET-dom, started working again when it was close to running out and never got into any serious money trouble.

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