This was the better film, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

This was the better film, and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember much from it other than liking the art style more and it also being a little sexual in nature? Some sexual internados or something like that. Might be my memory failing me though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you're referring to Bridget, then it was a LOT more sexually charged.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than what

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gayagascar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it that Shark Tale is the one that gets shit on, while gayagascar gets a free pass? Release dates? Give me a fricking break.

        Sharkgay...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Believe me, I'm not him. If I was, I'd be posting some dumb shit about credits or Hewlett-Packards.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Shrek 2 is a despicable piece of animation. I pity the kids who grew up watching this empty, shallow and crass garbage. Thankfully i wasn't one of them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Aha, THERE'S sharktalegay! Good to see you, buddy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't know, Shrek 2 becoming a huge financial success (the highest grossing animation film ever at the time) had a terrible effect in the animation industry. Haven't you noticed how, starting in 2005, both western animation films and shows started to get severely worse? I'm not joking when i say Shrek 2 is the sole responsible for everything going to shit in the mid and late 00s (with only a few exceptions, and The Wild wasn't one of them). It took Pendleton Ward's genius and sincerity to undo the damage caused by S2.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Pendleton Ward
                Not comparable, since he was involved in TV animation. Feature Animation has yet to reach the same level of artistry that TV Animation achieved 30 years ago.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Focuses on a single plot.
    >Doesn't have annoying side-characters taking up all the screentime.
    >Has an opening scene with animation that's significantly better.
    I agree, this was the better film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Katzenzlav is a hack and everyone knows it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it that Shark Tale is the one that gets shit on, while gayagascar gets a free pass? Release dates? Give me a fricking break.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Suave worked on the opening scene, which is why it's far more Carbunkle-like.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Had Tusker been released as planned, this wouldn't be "ripping off" anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently this film goes all the way back to the 80s, but NCore animated it last minute because Disney didn't want to deal with it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, it's no Valiant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True, it lacks hot mice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        DID SOMEONE SAY HOT MICE!?!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's that Chameleons of The Wild spinoff I asked for, Disney?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will be released... in an alternate timeline where Tusker and Truckers were finished instead of Drek 2, Shart Tale, and gayagascar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And no, I'm TOTALLY not salty over Tusker and Truckers being canceled. Absolutely no way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          KPF had Tuskers alumni, and that was actually a solid film. (Just ignore the sequels.)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Just ignore the sequels
            Like ever DW film ever? Got it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This was the better film,
    Lmao no this movie was extremely forgettable and boring

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be thankful The Wild never spawned any spinoffs...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even still, who wants to bring back the "x as kids" fad? It should've stayed dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the other film killed off all their side-characters in a brutal fashion, on-screen.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        P.S., frick those third-rate Dalton Brothers knockoffs.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The designs didn't make me want to bleach my eyes.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Madagascar 1 is better than this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It would actually be good if the R&S artists who worked on it were allowed to contribute jokes, instead of being dragged down by an awful, awful, AWFUL script.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Keep in mind, not a single writer at DW knows how to draw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But this is feature animation we're talking about, artists are below the script.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    had the game on GBA. it sucked

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At the end of the day it works like this.
    >Financial Success
    Shrek 2. Holy frick was it successful and it refused to leave the local theaters in my local area. It must have been in theaters for 5 months.
    >Artistic Sucess
    Shrek 1, no hands down. Much more compelling story and less of the stupid pop-culture Nickelodeon-style humor that would forever turn Shrek into a fricking meme.
    Also, people forget this, but if you think about it, Shrek was originally a satire. It was a spoof of overdone Disney fairytales about beautiful Princesses and Princes and big ugly villains. See Dreamworks was originally created by Jeffrey Katzenberg, an ex-Disney executive, who due to fighting between him and Micheal Isner, quit Disney to create Dreamworks. Dreamworks was built out of spite, with JK taking many Disney animators with him and allegedly stealing the idea of Bug's Life from Lasseter and Steve Jobs. Shrek was part of this with the movie beginning with Shrek taking a Disney-style fairytale book, ripping its happy ending, and wiping his ass with it, also the Prince in the movie is supposed to be Mike Isner as well. Shrek was a spoof and a satire no different than DW's other satire, ANTZ. The later films lost this and ironically become as overdone and bloated and the Disney fairytale films Shrek once mocked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >allegedly stealing
      It wasn't alleged, he already knew the names of upcoming Disney projects years before he left. Though, he was good enough at making "legally distinct" versions.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shrek was, unfortunately, the beginning of the end of an era for Dreamworks Before and during Shrek's run, Dreamworks made movies with violence, sexual innuendos, and swearing. After Shrek 2's success, they began making dumb 3D comedies with more pop culture references and shitty jokes. Another reason why I hate Shrek 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek wasn't too bad, since it still had Antz alumni.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon 🙂

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