This was the definition of retarded

This was the definition of retarded

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black captain marvel was worse
    Complete waste of a slot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reed Richards was way worse anon

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did this on purpose so capeshit audience can have someone to identify with.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll get over it someday OP. I promise

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how so?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was another universe, so they could all be functionally retarded. I mean their Dr. Strange literally caused an incursion just to stop Thanos.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T EXACTLY 100% LIKE MY HECKIN COMIC BOOKERINOS WTF THE CHIEF RABBI OF ZION HAS DECLARED WAR ON ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
    fuck you nerds are so pathetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its gotten to the point where i dont even torrent marvel movies. that bad.
      so if this is some marketing strategy to insult the fans, how would this make me subscribe to disney+ or whatever?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WANDA BLACK BOLT CAN KILL YOU WITH ONE WHISPER FROM HIS MOUTH
    I SUGGEST NOT GETTING KILLED BY HIM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS IS BLACK BOLT
      >HIS SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HIS VICTIMS
      >what sword?
      >NOW!
      >SNEEEEEEED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was the last thought going through his mind at this moment?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME PAM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking about how Sue will replace him with Namor or Doom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Namor or Doom
        I think you mean T'Challa or The Falcon.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lame joke.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              looks like a Kilrathi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I am the smartest man in the universe... how could this (hypothetically) happen to me???...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm fucking cumming!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone forgot to tell the writers that you are supposed to make the characters seem strong before you give them the Worf treatment, otherwise they just seem brain-damaged.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of telling Wanda the best way for her to kill them, why didn't he explain to her the whole "Incursion" problem and how that means her plan was doomed to failure? Is it because the whole Incursion problem only exists in a few reshot scenes and doesn't at all fit with the rest of this movie, or previous movies, or any future movies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure she'd kill them still.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE SMARTEST

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They had to add men to the lineup because all women would have been too obvious, but they also wanted a wimmin fight, so they got rid of the men ASAP.

    It's not hard to understand when you can think from their perspective.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there's like two chicks, are you retarded.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    thanks, reddit

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't know why everyone is so mad, everyone knows Raimi hates doing cameo shit, why are you surprised he killed them all off?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it was his call to do anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's raimi, of course it was.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't his script, he didn't get to make any changes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what a childish reason to think they were killed off that fast.
      >hurr durr oh it was just based raimi being based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how is it "childish"?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's true, he doesn't like cameos and when he's forced to do it, they typically die.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >his example is a villain dying in a superhero movie
          also he does the bruce campbell cameo all the time

          how is it "childish"?

          you'll figure that out when you're older

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >childish
        dude its comic book movie grow up you dumb manchildren

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sam raimi is real in case you didn't know

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wtf are you trying to say retarded esl?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >guy introduced as smartest man alive
    >dies
    >insecure dumb people: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine jenna fischer going to the movies to see her jim and then watch him get turned into string cheese

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When you find out their original idea was just as stupid if not even moreso and this was a literally five minute reshoot it makes sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      should have fixed the shadowing so you can see the faces better

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats worse is a year or two ago people were hyped for Fantastic 4. Then this happened and it was literal tumbleweeds. Everyone's over NuMarvel and their fake box office and Google searches won't tell me otherwise.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >what is hubris
    >man dies for being guilty of the same sin he projects onto Strange
    It was kino.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Earth-838 Wanda just got to go home and veg out on the couch unpursued by any form of authority either superhuman or political?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The entire franchise is retarded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your are retarded

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