>NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T EXACTLY 100% LIKE MY HECKIN COMIC BOOKERINOS WTF THE CHIEF RABBI OF ZION HAS DECLARED WAR ON ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
frick you nerds are so pathetic
its gotten to the point where i dont even torrent marvel movies. that bad.
so if this is some marketing strategy to insult the fans, how would this make me subscribe to disney+ or whatever?
Someone forgot to tell the writers that you are supposed to make the characters seem strong before you give them the Worf treatment, otherwise they just seem brain-damaged.
Instead of telling Wanda the best way for her to kill them, why didn't he explain to her the whole "Incursion" problem and how that means her plan was doomed to failure? Is it because the whole Incursion problem only exists in a few reshot scenes and doesn't at all fit with the rest of this movie, or previous movies, or any future movies?
Whats worse is a year or two ago people were hyped for Fantastic 4. Then this happened and it was literal tumbleweeds. Everyone's over NuMarvel and their fake box office and Google searches won't tell me otherwise.
Black captain marvel was worse
Complete waste of a slot
Reed Richards was way worse anon
They did this on purpose so capeshit audience can have someone to identify with.
You'll get over it someday OP. I promise
how so?
It was another universe, so they could all be functionally moronic. I mean their Dr. Strange literally caused an incursion just to stop Thanos.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WASN'T EXACTLY 100% LIKE MY HECKIN COMIC BOOKERINOS WTF THE CHIEF RABBI OF ZION HAS DECLARED WAR ON ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
frick you nerds are so pathetic
its gotten to the point where i dont even torrent marvel movies. that bad.
so if this is some marketing strategy to insult the fans, how would this make me subscribe to disney+ or whatever?
WANDA BLACK BOLT CAN KILL YOU WITH ONE WHISPER FROM HIS MOUTH
I SUGGEST NOT GETTING KILLED BY HIM
>THIS IS BLACK BOLT
>HIS SWORD TRAPS THE SOULS OF HIS VICTIMS
>what sword?
>NOW!
>SNEEEEEEED
What was the last thought going through his mind at this moment?
>AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME PAM
Thinking about how Sue will replace him with Namor or Doom
> Namor or Doom
I think you mean T'Challa or The Falcon.
lame joke.
looks like a Kilrathi
>I am the smartest man in the universe... how could this (hypothetically) happen to me???...
>I'm fricking cumming!
Someone forgot to tell the writers that you are supposed to make the characters seem strong before you give them the Worf treatment, otherwise they just seem brain-damaged.
Instead of telling Wanda the best way for her to kill them, why didn't he explain to her the whole "Incursion" problem and how that means her plan was doomed to failure? Is it because the whole Incursion problem only exists in a few reshot scenes and doesn't at all fit with the rest of this movie, or previous movies, or any future movies?
pretty sure she'd kill them still.
THE SMARTEST
They had to add men to the lineup because all women would have been too obvious, but they also wanted a wimmin fight, so they got rid of the men ASAP.
It's not hard to understand when you can think from their perspective.
there's like two chicks, are you moronic.
thanks, reddit
don't know why everyone is so mad, everyone knows Raimi hates doing cameo shit, why are you surprised he killed them all off?
>implying it was his call to do anything
It's raimi, of course it was.
Wasn't his script, he didn't get to make any changes.
what a childish reason to think they were killed off that fast.
>hurr durr oh it was just based raimi being based
how is it "childish"?
It's true, he doesn't like cameos and when he's forced to do it, they typically die.
>his example is a villain dying in a superhero movie
also he does the bruce campbell cameo all the time
you'll figure that out when you're older
>childish
dude its comic book movie grow up you dumb manchildren
sam raimi is real in case you didn't know
wtf are you trying to say moronic esl?
>guy introduced as smartest man alive
>dies
>insecure dumb people: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
imagine jenna fischer going to the movies to see her jim and then watch him get turned into string cheese
When you find out their original idea was just as stupid if not even moreso and this was a literally five minute reshoot it makes sense.
should have fixed the shadowing so you can see the faces better
Whats worse is a year or two ago people were hyped for Fantastic 4. Then this happened and it was literal tumbleweeds. Everyone's over NuMarvel and their fake box office and Google searches won't tell me otherwise.
>what is hubris
>man dies for being guilty of the same sin he projects onto Strange
It was kino.
Earth-838 Wanda just got to go home and veg out on the couch unpursued by any form of authority either superhuman or political?
The entire franchise is moronic
your are moronic