This was the worst frickin comedy thing I've ever seen, Burr is officially a hack
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This was the worst frickin comedy thing I've ever seen, Burr is officially a hack
Are there any good comedians these days?
Eggers is pretty funny, he made the northman and said the budget was more than the 2 Mio he obviously used
Gillis. Sam Morrill had a good special too. Comedy Central didn't air it and put it straight on YouTube and it got 10 million views. Mediocre roastie comics BTFO.
>youtube comedy special
There's never been a good one tbh
Mark Normand is pretty good too
>have you ever noticed x is like y? but what if y was like x amirite?
>i love israelites so much!
>here's another comparison i noticed. we used to do x as kids, but doing is now? weird!
>jeez, what is the deal with trannies eh? and have you seen twitter lately?
>politics is dumb and le both sides are as bad as each other
>queef, cum, dickfart, queer, fat etc haha
>comedy!
>thanks I'm Kevin Hart
The most reddit comedian I've seen in years
okay. are you the poster who said Gillis?
goddamn i want to like him but i know you’re right
Too forced
>this is le gay!
>comedy
he's a funny awkward guy, i get it. But who tf laughs at this jokes he does about homosexuality? what are we?10 yo? it seems kinda weird hes always jjokong and talking about that particular subject
T. Seething homosexual
Why didn't comedy central air it? Has thought crimes in it?
Because if you're a straight white guy you need to be Vanderbilt tier connected to get a career in media.
Morrill, Gillis, Normand , and List all had specials that went straight to YT. Meanwhile shitty upper middle white class white women, black women, and indian guys are being shilled on HBO, Showtime and Netflix.
Kek well now they know how minorities used to feel.
White men will always be funnier that indians, Asians and women. Back when American was 'le white supremacist' black guys were allowed on TV because they were funny.
Women and non white, non- black guys will never ever ever be funny and there is nothing you can do about it.
You mean like the minorities who were talented who have been big stars or had their own specials since like the 60s? Or like one of if not the richest woman in the world Oprah? How fricking moronic are you people?
>Reeeeee even though blacks were less than 12% of population they need to be everywhere and the fact i didnt see them as much as whites in a 90% white country in movies it means they were oppressed!
White men arent discriminated or white men are discriminated and it makes you kek
Which one is it hypocrite?
Oh my god stop already
White women will never be funny.
Women of any race will never be funny.
Say one funny Gillis joke
Uncle daycare was funny.
>make me laugh
>i will not laugh at anything btw
The fox news dad joke is my dad to a T
fox news dad joke is great
the alabama football troony joke is also great
>One of the concentration camps was the funniest one
based, Gillis is the goat, dog brains forever blown the frick out
Ron White?
Louis CK was and remains one of the best, makes standup look effortless
he's not really that funny, he's just kinda loud and has a "attacking" way of speaking like he's talking at you
his old stuff was much funnier, his latest specials are kinda weak and lacking any real structure. sadly some of his funniest stuff were just self deprecative humor
Molly Vivent
I like Tom Segura a lot. He does a great job not just being a yelling white man like so many comedians have tried to emulate since Dane Cook.
Dane Cook was unironically hilarious and a breath of fresh air after years of so many Carlin wannabes with the doom and gloom cynicism
Is there ANY modern comedian that just does funny jokes instead of le deadpan monotone DUDE EVERYTHING IS SHIT nonsense?
There's that one guy who looks gay but isn't and that's one of his jokes he beats to death. He's not very funny but he's not a cynical ass.
i dont know if brian regan is still around but he was that guy
Brian Reagan's clean schtick made him really popular at my church. He's really funny, but I wish he wasn't known for being the family friendly comedian.
yes there is... but they will immediately be labeled as Reddit and dismissed as such. Which is why there is no purpose to this website other than cooming because all conversations end with Reddit, because this place is obsessed with Reddit.
I won't label you as reddit, my friend. What do you have?
It's finally happened. Now people are nostalgic about frickin dane cook lmao
he was never "bad" and just dog piled on the hate train because other comedians didnt like his overnight success and seethed
lmao oh wow the nostalgia is here
nice argument
You're literally defending dane cook.
all I said was he wasn't "bad". i dont know why that makes you seethe so much mister chapelle
The seethe he causes these established homosexuals was unreal
On April 10, 2007, Cook broke the Laugh Factory's endurance record (previously held by Richard Pryor)[25] by performing on stage for three hours and 50 minutes. Dave Chappelle would break the record five days later by performing for six hours and seven minutes. Chappelle beat that record on December 3, 2007, by performing for six hours and twelve minutes.[26] On January 1, 2008, Cook broke Chappelle's record, by performing on stage for seven hours.[27]
Feel bad for him that he ultimately lost all his money to his mother and brother
How so? Give me a rundown I'm not in the mood to Google Dane wiener
anons half truthing
Mom had nothing to do with it.
Brother and brothers wife were pieces of shit embezzling millions from the 90s until basically 2010. No confirmed amount but bare minimum it was 12 mil and it sucks to lose that money but the article I'm reading still listed him as having more than double that in his current wealth from that time period.
wow what a petty little Black person chappele is. had years to attempt the record and only made an attempt after someone else set out to do it FIVE days after
wanna bet half his set consisted of him killing time smoking a cigarette and smacking the mic on his knee laughing at his own jokes?
Paul Mooney poisoned Chapelles mind, probably convinced him Dane Cook was racist trying to beat Richard Pryors record. Speaking of, wasn't Bill Burr actually the guy who laughed at a Chapelle show joke and Mooney convinced Dave he was laughing "at him" instead of the bit itself which caused him to have a career ending meltdown and run away to Africa?
If someone came out in current year that hit the success jackpot like he did you’d be saying other comedians need to quit coping and just need to be more funny.
The funny thing is there are home movies from the 90s in Boston of Dane with Patrice and Bill Burr at comedy clubs. Dude sucks but he was around for a while before getting successful. People didn't like that his punchlines were just random exclamations also
His bit about the xenomorph being wet and greasy all the time then dumping the bottle of water on his head and hissing is one of the better psyical comedy bits I've seen
He was shit
>Dane cook fan is a disingenuous homosexual
Who would’ve thought.
Dara O'Briain
>I like Tom Segura a lot.
Wow, jsut wow. Pls have a nice day.
Joe Rogan.
Sebastian Maniscalco is pretty good but he only has one joke ("people are morons who bother me with the dumb shit they do")
Sebastian Maniscalco is the epitome of talented but not funny for me because his entire act is just "I saw a guy doing squats funny at the gym" over and over like you said. He would be good hosting a game show.
his podcast is so funny because he started it like 7 or 8 years ago with his comedian friend when they were both grinding the comedian life playing small clubs around america.
fast forward to today, they still do the podcast. but Sebastian is now selling out arenas and his cohost continues to play rinky dink clubs and grinding away, and has sort of accepted his position there. And they are still doing the podcast every week
but it's an interesting dynamic though, his friend doesnt seem too butthurt or jealous about it which is refreshing as most people would cause some sort of drama eventually.
Doug Stanhope because he'll never get a Netflix special.
tim dillon
That guy fricking sucks, I don't get his appeal at all. Walk into literally any irish bar in queens or brooklyn and you can meet a dozen fat fricks like him cracking the same exact jokes.
not everyone lives in israelite york, homosexual
Can't imagine living in a place so fricking boring the boilerplate sleazebag sense of humor you can find at literally any dive bar in NYC seems 'fresh' and 'entertaining' lol
can't imagine being such a homosexual New York simp either, but you don't see me holding it against you
Seems more like you are simping for an unfunny gay from long island and having that pointed out to you is making you feel upset
i just think he's a funny commedian, you're the one seething on Cinemaphile and having a meltdown because someone mentioned a commedian you don't like
fricking homosexual
So you don't have one example of him being funny to post?
i don't give enough of a shit to bother spoon feeding you homosexual
That’s gonna have to be a big spoon if you do bother fishing for one.
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
If you really wanted to put me in my place you'd post a link to Tim Dillon telling a single funny joke
ps if you weren't from Fentanvyl, Nowherevania you would definitely not be this booty ravaged about the fact that I happen to be one of the 2% of Americans that live in this stupid fricking city lol
>dive bars with standup comics in nyc
Dive bars dont survive in NYC you poser.
I'm not talking about comics, I am talking about the literal middle aged red faced alcohlic fat fricks who spend 6 hours of every day (2 on the clock) keeping a seat warm at your nearest shitty local bar.
And yes they do exist, they just charge $7 a glass for beer now like everywhere else.
I'm sorry you are too poor to afford covers and your ass can find what little or few dive bars there is in NYC. You know home of nightclubs with three floors each playing different genres of music and a rooftop bar as well.
The only bar I've ever been to and saw a standup at is the carnegie hall bar. Now granted I am aware that there is a major comedy scene in NY because when it comes to standup its NY or LA
>The only bar I've ever been to and saw a standup at
Are you intentionally missing the point or are you just autistic
No I am implying that when I go to see a comic perform I go to an actual venue and not some bar.
>You know home of nightclubs with three floors each playing different genres
Lol did you have fun time at webster hall? It must have been so exciting getting to see The Big City for the first time!
Did you and your cousins find a short-stay in Korea Town to throw yourselves a little Hotel Party in afterwards, or just head straight back to the port authority and hang around all night waiting for the next bus home?
they do though. youre just not gonna find a junkie nodding off in the corner these days and there's more to drink than bud lite and bud heavy.
Nope. Joe Rogan and his stable of morons poisoned the landscape. All the former greats are either retired or can't exist in this PC hell.
>inb4 Chapelle
Dave got high off his own farts and just preaches now. Most of his jokes come with minute-long disclaimers followed by an anemic punchline. He makes troons seethe, which is the only thing he has going for him.
>troony homosexual seething against chapelle yet again
dilate troon
He's not wrong, all Dave does is host a fricking ted talk these days. He went on and on about his troon friend for like 30 fricking minutes
nah, that troony shit was cringe but he has to appease leftflix. the rest of his set was dope
Bro I watched chappelle close a comedy special talking about a dead Black person baby from the past and that was the last 30 mins of his special.
The dude shits all over white people he barely shit talks his own people anymore.
When chappelle gets on stage he should be telling jokes.
Make a podcast if you want to be a philosopher
Seth Rogan
Nice bait.
Thank you lol.
Nah Gilbert and Saget died this year
Ricky Gervais, Michael McIntyre, Louis CK, Sam Morrill, Dave Chappelle
Ricky gervais is just fricking dreadful. Always has been
>inb4 cope troon
It is what it is
>Gervais
>Michael McIntyre
>Michael McIntyre
Yeah me when I go off on a rant then shadow play it and rewatch.
big jay
Stavros Halkias
Stop shilling this unfunny homosexual
I hate him on Cumtown but his new special is actually pretty funny
I was being ironic
Reminder that stavros paid some pajeet PR team to plaster his fat gayreek ass all over reddit and twitter, same reason he's pivoting to doing le dirtbag left shit with Hasan. He is also a pedophile.
you sound mad homosexual
cumtown has been dirtbag left since it began stupid frick
Besides healthcare, Nick is not a leftist at all, LOL.
you have to stop
new special isn't bad, frick the gay haters, probably popped up on the radar of some discord trannies
Nope comedy died when norm macdonald died
Literally only Shane Gillis
Nick Mullen is funny but his standup is bad
Shane Gillis has good standup. thats about it
Mullen is going insane
he always tries to use unnecessarily big words when hes trying to sound smart its so cringe
>mull.dog
Weird how Stavros is the breakout star and Nick is just writing unfunny depressive WordPress blogs.
damn ouch this is so cringe. podcast ending must not sit well with him
the 2 minute victoria's secret bit he just posted on instagram is funnier than anything in Stavro's new special
so idk where this idea that he's only funny on podcasts comes from
Donald Trump
Ryan Sickler
Haven't watched it but honest question:
Does Nia get up on stage?
The """"""""""""""""""""""lovely""""""""""""""""""""""" Nia broke him completely. Remember that clip where he's talking about Yoko and John and saying
>he's putting her in the fricking band just so she'll shut the frick up and quit nagging him because he's too much of a fricking pussy to tell her she has no talent
Holy shit that first link.
I have felt mildly disconcerted about the fact that my wife's slightly misalign with my own from time to time, but not anymore! Those people should not have anything to do with each other lmao
wife's politics*
I just read a comment saying "they have insane chemistry together" and it gave me stage 3 ligma and ruined my evening
Nia Defense Force in full effect. Legitimately wouldn't surprise me if she broke some money off from her personal bank account to pay an indian spam center to post updoot shit like that too lol
>If Nia wasn't in this Bill would have read the message, made us laugh, given an answer and wrapped the whole thing up in 7-10 minutes.
cute rat, i was convinced he waa goijf to murder it glad he didn't
10 seconds into the first clip. Fricking dropped. You can just see her fat, dry Black person lips flapping around.
what a fricking c**t
This is just fricking sad man. Burr built an entire career on calling out this dumb bullshit and then bends over for it immediately when he finds himself a woman. All of that would be fine but why the frick did he think anyone wanted to listen to her hot takes on his podcast?
at this point we can only pray that she divorces him and takes half his shit and we get some real based burrkino. but it's not looking good
To be fair, he sticks to his points and doesn't bend over backwards to agree with his c**t wife about how the question is so totally ugh sexist and unacceptable to ask, but jesus fricking christ how does he stand being around her all day
subconsciously, comedians like to put themselves in unbearable situations so they can write material out of the suffering
The LOOOOOVLLEEEEEEY NINAA
Why the frick he married her?
reminder that nia used to beat bill until bill gave her an ultimatum
shes fricking psychotic ape
anti white cuckold whose black wife writes his material
Burr, Chappelle, and Rock are not funny. They've been rich and famous for so long that they're lost their edge. CK has become funnier after being an obnoxious bore for so many years because he's legion of bawds tier now.
Big Jay used to be funny. Gomez was never funny.
>Louis on shane's podcast claiming Trump flew his helicopter over his rallies to 'watch his fans run away in fear'
>nonstop praising John McCain
he's still funny but I don't know how your brain becomes this
israeli subversion genes, but ya i still respect the dude as a commedian. i think shane has already surpassed him and will surpass chappelle in the next decade
Burr was funny until he met Nea
ya this shit fricking sucked
>5 minutes of burr
>woke feminazi
>english poofer
>lisa lampenelli 2.0
>underwhelming jogger
>geezer homosexuals
>musical comedy :DD
>chink singing katie perry
even the audience fricking hated this shit
Louis CK. I didn't mind his wife material because he clearly hated her but now that he's divorced, much funnier.
>ah you know BROS this is WHY I decided to TAKE THE VACCINE, because WE the WHITE PEOPLE tested it in WHITE PEOPLE LOL
The special was horrible, except for Jeff Ross and Dave Attell, but the COVID jokes were the worst part of all, so tired of hearing the same "I became a fat frick in lockdown!". And Bill Burr saying opinions (instead of actual jokes) about vaccines and facemasks. The whole shtick about Burr was that he was angry, but now he spurs normal, regular, opinions.
MAN WHAT A LINEUP
ALL KILLERS MAN
THEY WERE KILLING UP ON STAGE
WHEN I HUMPED THE CHAIR IT KILLED BRO
love patrice but why did he only have one major comedy special after decades of work on stage? surely he’d have a ton of material to make another special or two before he stroked out
he was extremely overrated. his best "bits" are going on howard stern and seething
Patrices ass was everywhere and was always consistently funny. Sorry he didnt follow the path of some others
What path? homie overdosed on McDonald's halfway through his life
He was either too lazy to do another, made a decision not to because it wouldnt help him financially, burned bridges with whoever would help him produce another, or some combination of all of those.
Mark Normand
Shane Gillis
Sam Morril
Tim Dillon
Joe List
Louis CK
joe list sucks, morril is ok, not great
rest of your list is spot on
You guys ever think Adam Carolla gets second hand embarrassment for being associated with Jimmy Kimmel when he goes in TV and cries 3 times a week?
For a multitude of reasons I think this was the best path Bill could have taken. His last special sucked, so he might as well serve as a host to others. Even if this sucked too the blame is spread around more.
Of course Billy smalldick is a hack. Frick boston btw
He used to be really funny but a combination of living in L.A., getting older, married and becoming a dad sanded down his edge. Now he can frame stuff in an edgy way with the curse words and the telling but the message is just boring now. Not that he was destined to lead the revolution but saying people should wear masks and get vaccines discredits any idea that he's some rebel.
who would have known that the comedian who's entire act relies on smart ass remarks would have a shitty special? what would make you believe watching an hour of this shit uninterrupted would be in any way entertaining?
4 minutes in and he's praising big pharma
Gillis' 'Fox News Dad' is a great bit.
Mildly amusing. But for three people mentioning that bit in this thread? Seriously. Forever stuck in 2016.
Anyone who wears Jordan 1s is a fricking homosexual
patrice and dice are the only 2 stand ups that were ever good. norm is hilarious but his stand up i could always take or leave
Randy Feltface is just about the only comedy act that has made me bust a gut in the last 5 years.