This will be remembered as Batmans awkward phase.

This will be remembered as Batmans awkward phase.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it will be remembered at all. There's a reason why WB is constantly "delaying" its sequel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Batman's biggest cultural moment was Bale. Affleck and Pattinson are nothingburgers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a more succinct way to say emo homosexual? Because that's what Ive been calling this "era"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why is the thing made for children and teenagers resembling content made for children and teenagers?!?!

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This will be remembered
    it's already forgotten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only way to save his career is to bring nolan back and save dc with robin movies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw too late for the JGL Robin movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hope the Stephen King IT reboot guy doesn't make his Joker gay cringe like he made Pennywise gay cringe and like Reeves made his Joker gay cringe and like how Ayer made his Joker gay cringe

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the writers of that movie really frickin hate Batman (and Bruce Wayne even more). He spends the entire movie... redeeming himself for the sins that they decide he committed (being rich, being a vigilante that does stuff on his own instead of being part of the team).
    The ending, where's he's Batman, in broad daylight, in batsuit, doing fireman job... So that was Gotham's problem? The fire department isnt up to standards?
    they just really hated batman and everything he represents, and really loved catwoman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he’s white
      the movie is a humiliation ritual for white males and batman

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’ll be remembered as crap

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This will be remembered as capeshit version of Se7en, just like Joker was capeshit Taxi Driver

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i watched it but all i remember is the weird tint because my tv had issues displaying the hdr

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Batman wasn't only a bad Batman movie but a bad movie in general.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Cinemaphile really got filtered by this movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >make a shit movie
      >hurr durr u got filtered
      Average the Batman fan IQ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Prove it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how am I supposed to prove your IQ? Take a taste, moron. Jeez

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >take an IQ taste moron
            I will when you do.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not a Batman fanboy so mine is automatically higher than yours

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes. People with high IQs are notorious for having to insist they have them.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This bombed and I don't understand why people pretend it didn't. When MOS came out everyone said that it grossed to little for a Superman movie but then this came out and did similar numbers except it starred Batman. Is it because people can't push the narrative that batgays just consoom everything like spideygays?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE WAY
    >mmmmmmmyeah

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was another hyper realistic Batman after over a decade of it. What a waste of time. If you're going to do capeshit, at least make it fun capeshit, not some autist in a suit awkwardly beating people up

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unironicall where does DC go from here?
    Reboot? They use this batman, get a new superman and use them as the new justice league?
    But this batman movie was utterly mediocre, you can't base your cinematic universe on it, right?

    Also the super hero craze is ending, they COMPLETELY missed it and now all they have is a lot of flops and terrible movies with a small dedicated snydergay fanbase

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If superman is trash DC is done

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Superman has always been trash. DC is still there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >where does DC go
      they haven't gone anywhere since nolan batman, they either have no idea what to do or they're doing nothing on purpose. whatever it is, we'll never have a normal DC movie/show on the big screen (my 28 inch monitor) ever again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Batinson is treated as Elseworlds Batman i.e a self contained story
      The mainline PCU will have someone else as Batman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, the new superman actor looks very young too, they would work tonally together
        And come on, ANOTHER batman? Really? What the FRICK is going on at WB's board of directors? I would keep Pattinson and roll with it if I were them

        >where does DC go
        they haven't gone anywhere since nolan batman, they either have no idea what to do or they're doing nothing on purpose. whatever it is, we'll never have a normal DC movie/show on the big screen (my 28 inch monitor) ever again

        >they either have no idea what to do
        That would seem the case

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >new superman actor looks very young too, they would work tonally together
          I think PCU Superman is going to be lighter than MoS. And Batinson wouldn't fit tonally at all since his version is an ultra realistic version, so you can't have a laser eyed flying alien in the same universe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cinematic universe
      >in 2024
      Who's gonna tell him

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I said this movie was trash when the first trailers dropped. I finally saw the movie the other day and I have to say that I retract all I said about the movie. The movie was kino. The trailers did this movie wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In fact, I would like a sequel but I doubt they can muster another movie like this one.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If The Batman is the awkward phase, is it the awkward phase after Batman hit rock bottom with Snyder?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish this batman starred in a different movie. Patterson himself wasn't bad.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For the most part it was pretty good but this interpretation of the Riddler was already too cliche to enjoy. In 2024 it feels like a joke, especially since you try to write this "everyman" incel headcase whose master plan is still over the top CGI nonsense.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was quite good but I don't like Zoe Kravitz because she looks like she smells bad with all those gross tattoos. If it was a normal looking woman, it'd be a better movie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a normal looking woman
      >hanging out in the slums of Gotham with the Batman
      One of the things I did like about this take was that everyone actually looked like they lived in a shithole that needed a radical figure to shake it out of apathy and self destruction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was one of my issues as well. Catwoman is supposed to be this sexy car burglar not a transvestite crackhead.
      I didn't help that she acted like a snobby b***h when Robert was talking about waifu wars in an interview.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't help that she acted like a snobby b***h when Robert was talking about waifu wars in an interview.
        Huh? You mean like, if poison ivy or catwoman is better? Link the interview

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Forgive my ignorance what makes this movie bad? I didn't watch it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgive my laziness bu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgive my laziness bu

      you are forgiven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It might be batman forever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The riddle and investigation fricking suck, if you want to write a gritty noir mistery story the mistery needs to be intriguing. The plot felt very forced, convenient and incoherent at times.
      The final confrontation scene is kind of fricking moronic
      The secondary plot about catwoman and her dad felt shoved in to add runtime
      We don't get as much bruce wayne as I would have liked but that's an issue with most batman media anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all style no substance
      woke
      too long
      rips off fincher and deakins and nolan in a bad way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bad dialogue
      >Bruce is an emo twink
      >the gimp mask
      >marketed as ultra realistic but fails
      >the flying squirrel suit scene
      >wants to be Nolan 2.0 but failed
      >blacked Gordon for some reason
      >Catwoman is a black transvestite crackhead
      >Riddler is a reddit shitposter
      >Terrible third act
      >Batmobile is a regular muscle car but BLACK

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile hates it because a Cinemaphile incel is the bad guy

    it’s the pilot of The Bear all over lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much. And it was one of the few times these Cinemaphile school shooter archetypes have ever had a reasonable motive for being evil.
      The film had a lot of moments like that which just seemed to make people squirm.
      Like all the people complaining about Catwoman saying "white, privileged, buttholes" as if it wasn't supposed to be dramatic irony when the shot immedietly cuts to Batman (whom she doesn't know is also a white, privileged, butthole). Literally right after that she accuses him of "living in a cave" because he missed the breaking news. It was a bit of a wake up call for me as it proved "anti-woke" people are just as eager to report offence as woke people.
      6.5/10 movie anyways

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nobody squirmed at this tepid capeshit you literal room temp iq mongoloid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how was riddler even a bad guy? he only killed corrupt homosexuals and criminals

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The worst batman movie ever made and one of the worst mainstream/blockbuster movies of all time.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    didn't feel like a movie, felt like a streaming show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Color grading, cgi abuse, clean sets and filter shit has made movies feel less cinematic and more artificial.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JewBlack person Catwoman and shitty Batman Mask with gay limp ears.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    never watching it
    just like I'll never watch nu-dune
    nor any yidsney starwars

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /tv/'s criticisms in a nutshell:
    >I didn't get it so I'm pretending my subjective opinion is objective

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It won't be remembered

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