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  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They shoot these movies and reshoot them constantly, why do they all look like cheap fanfilms?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Competency crisis. The ppl making these movies are inept

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They are out of touch and their woke religious ideology appeals to no one but themselves

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      blerd magic

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >digital cameras
      >digital color grading
      >unprofessional on set lighting because they know it'll all be fixed in post
      >lazy framing and blocking because they know it can all be fixed in post

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why do they all look like cheap fanfilms?
      that's all they are, these movies became locked into a cookie cutter formula when marvel suddenly started blowing out a ton of vfx sequences (around 2013 when phase 3 preparations were underway) and then scripted the films around them, which often required extensive reshoots so generally actors would show up on a green screen with minimal costumes and props, if any.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      They shoot all of them with very bright studio lights that have no easily-ascertainable direction. This is because they're all shoot in front of greenscreens and they only decide what the scene will actually look like in post.
      This results in the lighting looking very flat and amateurish. The irony is that the lights are extremely expensive.
      Compare it to something like Blade Runner (the original) where most of the lighting setups can be recreated with a desklamp and ceiling light for indoors, or just a car headlights and street lights for outside. Yet that looks 100x better because it looks "real" and has discernible character.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >have no easily-ascertainable direction
        my favorite is when you see the sun in the background of the shot yet there are shadows from the light shining in their faces

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They could have at least attracted the giantess crowd by giving Kamala her grow/stretch powers but the poos couldn't make that in Blender so they settled for hardlight ones instead.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Little girls don't want to be a hero who makes themselves ugly and grotesque so they gave her animu energy powers. Little girls still don't want to be her because her costume sucks

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    God I love brie

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer cheddar.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      SAAR!!!

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I would watch a film based around Carol's adventures with Spider-Man

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they fricked up

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        They would've done this pre-2010. Movie came out too late.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't have the body to pull it off

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'll fund it myself, simple

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I would watch a film based around Carol's adventures with her rapist time traveling son

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I would watch a film based around Carol's adventures with her rapist time traveling son
        can't believe this was actually a thing in the comics
        imagine brie trying to act this out, imagine a crazy scene a la irreversible too
        would unironically make 1 billion

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'd get a Disney+ subscription for that shit. If they just adapted what was in the comics when they were good, this franchise would be profitable. But cultists are running the MCU so it will never happen. Dead franchise

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    props to the casting director for batting a thousand with the ugly stick

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it was kind of racist of him to only hit the Black person with it

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the biggest flop in history of cinema

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain why 270-206 = 237M$ loss?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        The theaters keep a lot of the box office revenue, and there are major expenses to making a movie (maketing being the largest) that aren't reflected in the production budget

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          marketing all the marvel shit to kids I would guess

          Thanks, it makes sense.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        marketing all the marvel shit to kids I would guess

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking shame about John Carter. That movie was way better and more fun the 99% of Disney shit today.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought dial of destiny lost more money

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The 13th Warrior flopped? I liked that movie, I watched on cinema when I was a kid.

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Where is all the money going when it looks so shitty?

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Those fricking garbage-men jump suits look horrid.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      True. Say what you will about the DCEU but at least a lot of the outfits there had some personality to it.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh.... that's peak superheroine costume. Why do you think they've been using it since the early 00's?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do you think they've been using it since the early 00's?
        Because old israeli hags in production are threatened by beauty

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      how dare you insult bin men like that you berk?

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would, would, and would.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      American?

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    i see they challenging them beauty standards. stunning. wholesome. brave.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rate the Avengers Campus version.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      wait a minute... i've seen that lineup before

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >having to pretend to have an alcoholic sibling
          sadder than actually have one

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            She's a stupid fricking woman giving herself a pretend wedding. She isn't happy by any stretch of the imagination.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              I would've done it for nothing more than an unlimited bar tab

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              she is a israelite.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to be mean or anything, but is there genuinely anything more pathetic than this?
          Like I personally don't ever want to get married. So I don't say much about it other than occasionally ranting about what dickheads my (former) friends are whenever they get married.
          But to actually dress up like this? It's like those people that marry themselves and invite their family and friends along to the ceremony. It must be so fricking awkward? Who would ever go to something like that?
          Is it worth it just for the inevitable moment that the not-bride has a breakdown?

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            i want her to get creampied by a conservative white male and forced to carry his child with no child support

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            She's barren now. It's over

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >ring bear
          they really do want to replace us with savage forest creatures. guess that explains the shit skins they import

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The troony one is so bad, holy shit. Utter delusion. Imagine having to work every single day with someone that out of touch.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      monica a cute
      rest are shit, but i like the piggy danvers more than brie

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      monica a cute
      rest are shit, but i like the piggy danvers more than brie

      the jeet looks like the one woman in the office who brings samosas in from 'temple' every monday that have definitely not been handled by 300 indians

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        frick why is this so accurate
        every bottomless mimosa event has a fat indian girl

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          it's based 100% on fact and empirical data collection

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          1.5 billion indians
          just statistical inevitability now

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we made our leads an ugly she-boon, a fat pajeetress, and a frowny White b***h with Sideshow Bob feet?
    >Brilliant!

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    We couldn't get our daughters to watch it.
    I dont know if my 6 year old has I tufted some of my worldview, and the 6/4 year olds love ms marvel in the spidey kids show, but they have no interest in live action girl boss movies. They also won't watch the Rey trilogy or prequel trilogy, but they'll watch a new hope all day.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      they say racism is learned, but it's innate. there's a reason why racism exists and it's because everyone but Whites are ugly

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        lul

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why do they have that sha

      Ah.

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >This will sell our movie.
    Didn't work...

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Many, MANY such cases.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Many, many, MANY such cases.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Madam Web wasn't that bad and had potential tbh, all they needed to do was cut out all the obvious moronic trailerbait for other movies, the weird 'Madam Web knew Uncle Ben & hung out with Fetus Parker' moronation, and the moronic tie in to magic spiders in South America. Which is like 70% of the movie yeah, but the shit with her and trying to protect the girls from evil Spiderman works.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Imagining Dakota Johnson doing facial abuse is what really works for me.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >facial abuse
                i fricking hate them since they made natalie moore quit porn

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Casting Sweeney and not having her play Felicia Hardy was their biggest mistake

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >"sneaky feminist ideas"
          >opening scene is a montage of strong capable women out of a tampax ad
          Wow. So sneaky.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            quadruple dubs, impressive. also I've not met many women capable of nuance. they can only resort to shouting at you or sitting in silence to make a point.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Make them use the word abortion. They will either sit in a corner staring icy daggers or break down into a crying rage. Not joking, have done it numerous times

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Feminists love murdering babies, it's probably their biggest passion. They call it "reproductive rights" but that's just the woke term for murdering babies.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >being outraged by murder
                stop being a weak loser. it's survival of the fittest out here

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Those are some nice repeating digits

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Why do they act like women are oppressed in Hollywood? Female filmmakers are allowed to pump out bomb after bomb and never get fired, look at Jennifer Lee and Kathleen Kennedy as other examples

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >12 biggest factors
      >11 attempts at deflection and

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >11 attempts at deflection and one actual reason, albeit heavily spun
        >"It is an unfortunate fact that certain netizens are still averse to female and POC-led movies"
        For "certain netizens" read "a frick-load of normal people".

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Monica Rambeau (the black one) should have been used in a NEXTWAVE movie. It would have absolutely sold the movie.

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Probably would the fat paki. Fat girls try harder.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I plapjacked a big darkie bird once and she headbutted me whilst I was pounding her. she was wearing some weird african beads too so it actually cut my head. slag.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t the black female director bail on this movie half way through and fly off to Africa to work on some other “project”?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently she finished the filming, but had contractual obligations elsewhere she had to meet, which is the norm in the industry. ~~*Disney*~~, however, took forever to pull their heads out of their ass about the final cut, and fricked around for so long that the director had to bail to meet her other obligations.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        this is more common than you think, scheduling conflicts are the #1 for personnel change in hollywood

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, sounds about right. That chick had to bail, sure, but it wasn't her fault ~~*Disney*~~ couldn't get their shit together in the time they agreed to before filming.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      She's a director in name only, it's an open secret that Marvel movies have been essentially directed by AI to since Endgame. They just attach some woman of colour to shoot some dialogue and do the press tour.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        the pickups are, but principal photography is not
        it's a shame we lost jamie christopher, he was one of the few that actually held these pieces of shit together

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently she finished the filming, but had contractual obligations elsewhere she had to meet, which is the norm in the industry. ~~*Disney*~~, however, took forever to pull their heads out of their ass about the final cut, and fricked around for so long that the director had to bail to meet her other obligations.

      The director was pissed about how much Disney muddled with her vision and then threw her under the bus when the movie flopped lol

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's very funny how every rightoid is now a catty gay racist allergic to women in film.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      uhm I'm not actually okay? go back

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >"this movie is not for you, chud"
      >ok, I won't watch
      >"HMMMM HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE, SEXIST MISOGYNIST PIG???"
      have you ever thought that this marketing trick is a bit poor?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >>"this movie is not for you, chud"
        Literally who fricking said that lmao

        You homosexuals never moved on from gaymergate.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally who fricking said that lmao

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            That's a clip from years ago featuring an actress from another property you're currently trying to reviewbomb. You stupid fricking brownoid.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              >from another property
              the message is always the same no matter the IP

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      no, just allergic to YOUR take on women in film

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Marvel and Monica are fairly competent characters in the source material and would provide an example of DC done right if treated more as a supergirl type adventure.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    get hot latinas and mixed mutts and people will flock to your movies.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      *bombs*

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >sony movie bombs
        No way!

        >from another property
        the message is always the same no matter the IP

        Decent cope.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Decent cope
          nobody in this thread is coping as hard as you are right now, why are you so quick to defend people who don't care about you and just want your money? if you met amandla on the street she wouldn't so much as bat her eyes in your direction unless you were able to get past her security guards and grab her arm.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        i thought about this immediately after i posted lol. and then about DOA or other dumb filsm with ultra hot chicks that also bomb. meh.

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    *movie combusts*
    Brie should apologize

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks she's the one handling her social media
      hasn't been the case since 2018 at least

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Passing the buck to her employees
        Shameful. Not the behavior of a hero

        crazy to think i've fricked every woman in that photo

        >Bragging about sex with prostitutes
        Weak flex

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      crazy to think i've fricked every woman in that photo

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        F-Feige? Harv?

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    It appeals to everyone
    >latina woman
    >white woman
    >black woman
    I guess asians are unrepresented but they typically watch anything that has white people in it. Plus, it's the spiritual sequel to Captain Marvel which made a billion dollars. On paper, there's zero reason this should have flopped

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >latina
      She is Pakistani

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no no
      As the saying goes, "if you try to appeal to everyone, it will end up appealing to no one"
      Female lead action movies aren't a draw, especially when the women are dykey hurt roasties in jumpsuits.
      Pakistanis aren't Latino. Movies with white people in them appeal to everyone who isn't a racist. CM sucked wiener, people even said so back then when the mcu was at its peak, it only made as much as it did because it was sandwiched between the two biggest mcu movies and disney fooled a bunch of people into believing that they would miss out on something important.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Female lead action movies aren't a draw
        The first Captain Marvel film made over a billion dollars, fricking moron.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          That wasn't the draw of the movie, did you finish reading the post?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Those numbers are extremely questionable, there were tons of reports of sold-out-but-empty theaters, then this happened:
          >https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/11/20/like-it-or-not-the-marvels-has-now-bombed-in-every-way-possible/

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Those numbers are extremely questionable
            No they aren't. A lot of moronic autists coped by claiming Disney was buying the tickets, that doesn't mean it was true. Seethe.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              If Captain Marvel made all that money like you claim, it doesn't make sense that her next movie would flop so hard that it nearly destroys the most profitable franchise in history

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >if a movie is good, then other movie must be better!
                Not really. Hey, wouldn't that destroy your argument? If the first movie made tons of money because it was good, and the next one didn't because it was bad, where's the scam? Where's your proof, moron?

                >a movie sandwiched in between the highest demand avengers films with hints that watching it would reveal avengers plot points
                No shit it made money. But did audiences like it?
                >45% audience score
                >direct woman ensemble sequel was huge critical and commercial flop
                TLJ was a massively panned movie and yet it made bank because audiences paid money to find out the movie was shit

                >bro you dont get it it HAD to make money because other popular movies existed beforehand
                This fricking thread is full of the stupidest people on the planet lmao

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                No one even wanted to give it a chance after the billion dollar success of the previous one? And Captain Marvel happens to come out when Disney is in the middle of acquiring Twentieth Century Fox and couldn't afford an embarrassing flop? Right before Endgame that they've been investing in for over a decade? Disney had many reasons to lie, they're known for lying and The Marvels box office doesn't support Disney's claims

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >>bro you dont get it it HAD to make money because other popular movies existed beforehand
                Do you not understand the off-by-one delayed feedback in serialized media?
                If >priorthing was good or enjoyable, then you pay to see >currentthing and aren't too gunshy on waiting for critical review. Then, when you and the rest realize >currentthing was bad (see 45% audience score), your money is already in the studios' hands. No refunds.

                Anon, if you're going to be an anal wart, can you at least be funny while doing it?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >a movie sandwiched in between the highest demand avengers films with hints that watching it would reveal avengers plot points
          No shit it made money. But did audiences like it?
          >45% audience score
          >direct woman ensemble sequel was huge critical and commercial flop
          TLJ was a massively panned movie and yet it made bank because audiences paid money to find out the movie was shit

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is Brie Brie?

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you strip away the idpol bullshit, the movie was
    >Incoherent mess - power level canon was all over the place in order to 'equalize' all lead 3 female leads
    >Tonally bad campy - see the "totally not Bollywood" singing planet
    >Story/script pants on head stupid - probably went thru 4 rewrites with nothing but female writers and then had to be adjusted on the set with day to day rewrites

    it's just bad in every sense besides the Disney Leftist idpol crap, period
    also forgot to say it's visually bland, the same Civil War grey grading

  27. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Are they standing around waiting for the director to start filming or is that a scene from the actual movie?

  28. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I want to put my dick inside Kamala Khan

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      tubby or thicc kamala?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to frick a pudgy brown girl
      Go for it

  29. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I still want to frick the shit out of Iman

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the jiggle physics were kept on every time she answered yes
      imagine the smell

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