Their sense of humor and tool use hadn't develop further. You try carving a slender effigy from a rock without breaking it. Fat rock b***hes are easier to make.
the israelite producers had a few laughs in the 90's making this obvious butch lesbian and the people watching her uncomfortable by trying to make her a hetero sex symbol
Because this Black person isn't as genetically Black person, as her facial features attest to.
Black folk are soulless monkeys, mating with whites gives them access to pieces of a soul, as their DNA becomes more bleached, they slowly gain more of a soul, and thus they become more human-looking.
kek
She'd play a great Andrea Dworkin if they ever do a biopic.
Based Dworkin poster.
Rewatched this recently. Holy hell what kino. The entire film (for that's what it was) was so beautifully shot, its characters so real and complex, and the scenery and puppetry made Bedrock come to life before my eyes. In an adaption that could have easily been a lazy cash-in, the Flintstones was a truly memorable experience and a textbook example of how to bring Hanna Barbera to the silver screen. I nearly cried once or twice at the heart wrenching spectacle of friendship being torn apart by greed and class identity.
they never tried to make rosie a sex symbol dumbass she's entertaining and a good actor. Just because you don't want to frick someone doesn't mean they aren't talented grow the frick up
they never tried to make rosie a sex symbol dumbass she's entertaining and a good actor. Just because you don't want to frick someone doesn't mean they aren't talented grow the frick up
>they never tried to make rosie a sex symbol dumbass she's entertaining and a good actor. Just because you don't want to frick someone doesn't mean they aren't talented grow the frick up
>he's never seen Exit to Eden
yes she did try to be a sex symbol at one point
I wouldnt go that far. Barney and Betty felt really badly miscast and the plot was serviceable at best.
The sets/props/wardrobe was all pretty fun though so I wouldn't be too hard on it.
Do I remember correctly that Fred and Barney almost got lynched in this movie?
The set and plot are my favorite part of the movie. I understand why kids don't like it because the plot was about adult shit like jobs and money. But I really like it. >Do I remember correctly that Fred and Barney almost got lynched in this movie?
Yes, everyone who lost their job hate them.
because when flintstones came out society and the media were past racial animosity and since Obama's election, black people have thrown away all progress racial reconciliation has made in the past 50 years in favor of conspiracy theories about history and the state that entitle them to more benefits.
Remember Bruce Almighty when Morgan Freeman played God and no one cared?
That was the peak of black and white relations.
Also in that era, >Eminem >2 Fast 2 Furious (Paul Walker and Tyrese) >Denzel won Best Actor AND Halle Berry won Best Actress >Chappelle's Show dominates
Racism was over until they brought it back.
This is very true. Everything was good and they ruined it.
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This is true. Think about shows like Hey Arnold and Kenan and Kel. Black shows and black characters were pretty kino back then. They were created with sincerity and depth.
Now, after BLM, black characters are now shoehorned in for forced diversity, and white characters are blackwashed for woke points.
People are stupid, but they can see when tokenism and pandering are happening. And it gets annoying.
This, and not just with blacks, remember how aggressively lesbainic Xena and Gabrielle were? And yet everyone loved that show over Hercules.
Now you get that wooden piece of shit Kristen Stewart in a halfshave and you can't help but sigh in annoyance even before she utters a fricking word.
there was never racial harmony, blacks were just waiting for you to give them the opportunity to flip the tables. When you are a minority they will brutalize you even worse than they do now
because when flintstones came out society and the media were past racial animosity and since Obama's election, black people have thrown away all progress racial reconciliation has made in the past 50 years in favor of conspiracy theories about history and the state that entitle them to more benefits.
Remember Bruce Almighty when Morgan Freeman played God and no one cared?
That was the peak of black and white relations.
This is true. Think about shows like Hey Arnold and Kenan and Kel. Black shows and black characters were pretty kino back then. They were created with sincerity and depth.
Now, after BLM, black characters are now shoehorned in for forced diversity, and white characters are blackwashed for woke points.
People are stupid, but they can see when tokenism and pandering are happening. And it gets annoying.
Because this Black person isn't as genetically Black person, as her facial features attest to.
Black folk are soulless monkeys, mating with whites gives them access to pieces of a soul, as their DNA becomes more bleached, they slowly gain more of a soul, and thus they become more human-looking.
Halle Berry is pretty and has flashed her breasts. Hell, I wouldn't even call Halle Berry a Black person and would fight a man who did if she cupped my balls afterwards.
>How come this doesn’t bother me but Black folk in LOTRs does?
They didn't put Halle Berry in the movie specifically to enrage the "dudebros" who were fans of the original media property.
Reason Halle Berry was in the Flinstones >She's a popular actress, and hot, so let's get her in the film so people who don't give a frick about Flinstones will still come for hot, mulatto ass.
Why blacks are predominant in Rings of Power >Well LotR is racist, white supremacist trash and orcs are stand-ins for blacks so we're going to find a bunch of literal who black actors to be in this movie and subjugate/mock white characters. This is OUR franchise now!
Motivation is everything. Diversity and fun vs. white erasure and bitterness.
Because 'inclusion' back then meant making room on the stage and sharing the space with everyone. Now it just means shoving certain people off the stage and replacing them with others.
Rewatched this recently. Holy hell what kino. The entire film (for that's what it was) was so beautifully shot, its characters so real and complex, and the scenery and puppetry made Bedrock come to life before my eyes. In an adaption that could have easily been a lazy cash-in, the Flintstones was a truly memorable experience and a textbook example of how to bring Hanna Barbera to the silver screen. I nearly cried once or twice at the heart wrenching spectacle of friendship being torn apart by greed and class identity.
Hillary Scott was such a great bawd. I'm surprised she hasn't come back or even got an Onlyfans. Guess she didn't waste the money she got from that million dollar contract.
>they never tried to make rosie a sex symbol dumbass she's entertaining and a good actor. Just because you don't want to frick someone doesn't mean they aren't talented grow the frick up
>be stupid >post something stupid >someone says "hey that's stupid" >scream "BLEYYYY DAS BLUPIDDDDDD" at them while screwing your face up
what did chuds mean by this?
How would you get that fat in prehistoric times?
Their diet is pretty much all meat.They didn't know how to farm back then.
It's really hard to get fat on meat alone. Almost impossible.
I mean it's one of the most calorie dense foods. But, I guess there wasn't domesticsted animals that they would fatten up.
The problem is that if you're not getting glucose at all your body switches over to ketosis, which is just a much less efficient way to burn calories
Meat does not make you fat, ever.
Obesity comes straight from refined flours.
Calories in, calories out, fattie.
>Their diet is pretty much all meat.
>what is gathering?
the flintstones live in houses and towns. they have farming
t.american education
All Rosie at was fish
If you eat only protein your body will go into keto
carbs make you fat
im on year 3 of keto and im chunky cuz i eat a fricking shit ton
All the keto shit you eat is full of seed oils and you probably still drink soda
Will you be the first to explain the relevance of seed oils, or just vaguely gesture towards israelites again?
yabba+dabba+doo
you're right this breaks the air-tight realism of the flinstones
too much Roc Donald's
1. sit
2. eat
>4000 BC
>lol look at this fat pig I carved from a piece of rock
>EW! WTF is wrong with you?
>The current year
>This is the body type that was idolized by these prehistoric people
but why did so many people make bbw carvings?
Their sense of humor and tool use hadn't develop further. You try carving a slender effigy from a rock without breaking it. Fat rock b***hes are easier to make.
t. anthropologist
do you think they hotglued them?
Seeing as rock carvings were invented before magazines it's the only possible deduction.
Not really
the brontosaurus steak from the opening credits is actually for betty, every episode
pterodactyl buffalo wings
Eating pussy bagina.
they fixed it in the sequel/prequel, but then ruined every other character
>The film was a box office bomb, grossing only $59.5 million against its $83 million budget.
This looks like a porn parody
Me in the middle
I remember the boss in this parody has a weird dick.
i fricking love porn parodies, I don't feel as sad jacking off to them than I do when it's amateur/realistic porn.
That Gazoo in the back?
It also feels like a porn parody, and plays out like one, but the official prequel Betty is hotter than the one in the actual porn parody.
For some reason they play this one constantly on UK TV during the day
the israelite producers had a few laughs in the 90's making this obvious butch lesbian and the people watching her uncomfortable by trying to make her a hetero sex symbol
Based schizo
kek
Based Dworkin poster.
You have sold me on a re-watch.
they never tried to make rosie a sex symbol dumbass she's entertaining and a good actor. Just because you don't want to frick someone doesn't mean they aren't talented grow the frick up
>he's never seen Exit to Eden
yes she did try to be a sex symbol at one point
At the very least she should have played Wilma, she's supposed to be sassy.
The cope at the time was that she did the voice/laugh "perfectly."
I haven't seen this since it came out. I remember it being bad. What's the general opinion on it these days?
Still bad but nostalgic, had one of those mcdonalds glasses for years
Those mugs were awesome. They also brought out the mcrib to promote the movie and had happy meal toys.
The first Flintstones movie is kino.
I wouldnt go that far. Barney and Betty felt really badly miscast and the plot was serviceable at best.
The sets/props/wardrobe was all pretty fun though so I wouldn't be too hard on it.
Do I remember correctly that Fred and Barney almost got lynched in this movie?
The set and plot are my favorite part of the movie. I understand why kids don't like it because the plot was about adult shit like jobs and money. But I really like it.
>Do I remember correctly that Fred and Barney almost got lynched in this movie?
Yes, everyone who lost their job hate them.
Frick Rosie O'Donnell but Rick Moranis was perfect casting for Barney
All the casting was perfect except for fatshit O'Donnell. Casting fatties in the mid 90s was akin to blacking/ nig casting in the 2020s
Sorry anon but it was kino.
Halle Berry is prime coom material in it.
HAD CAR TROUBLE
PICKED UP A NAIL
I was confused at first too. But then everyone in that movie was fugly or goofy and the movie is silly enough that i still enjoyed it.
Never recovered from this. Have a permanent case of jungle fever.
She was so hot. Ever since then I like the femme fatale seducing the protagonist trope
It's ok, she's a mulatto.
How come this doesn’t bother me but Black folk in LOTRs does?
because you're a racist wienersucker
Lol, no. I’m straight.
I spit out my drink.
because when flintstones came out society and the media were past racial animosity and since Obama's election, black people have thrown away all progress racial reconciliation has made in the past 50 years in favor of conspiracy theories about history and the state that entitle them to more benefits.
Remember Bruce Almighty when Morgan Freeman played God and no one cared?
That was the peak of black and white relations.
This is very true. Everything was good and they ruined it.
Also in that era,
>Eminem
>2 Fast 2 Furious (Paul Walker and Tyrese)
>Denzel won Best Actor AND Halle Berry won Best Actress
>Chappelle's Show dominates
Racism was over until they brought it back.
my favorite part is the weird emotional overlap between hardcore Cinemaphile NEETs and the hardcore gangster rappers of the early 2000s
This, and not just with blacks, remember how aggressively lesbainic Xena and Gabrielle were? And yet everyone loved that show over Hercules.
Now you get that wooden piece of shit Kristen Stewart in a halfshave and you can't help but sigh in annoyance even before she utters a fricking word.
there was never racial harmony, blacks were just waiting for you to give them the opportunity to flip the tables. When you are a minority they will brutalize you even worse than they do now
This is true. Think about shows like Hey Arnold and Kenan and Kel. Black shows and black characters were pretty kino back then. They were created with sincerity and depth.
Now, after BLM, black characters are now shoehorned in for forced diversity, and white characters are blackwashed for woke points.
People are stupid, but they can see when tokenism and pandering are happening. And it gets annoying.
Because Halle Berry is hot and she was cast to be hot
Because this Black person isn't as genetically Black person, as her facial features attest to.
Black folk are soulless monkeys, mating with whites gives them access to pieces of a soul, as their DNA becomes more bleached, they slowly gain more of a soul, and thus they become more human-looking.
Halle Berry is pretty and has flashed her breasts. Hell, I wouldn't even call Halle Berry a Black person and would fight a man who did if she cupped my balls afterwards.
>How come this doesn’t bother me but Black folk in LOTRs does?
They didn't put Halle Berry in the movie specifically to enrage the "dudebros" who were fans of the original media property.
halle berry is a dark skinned white. everything people find sexy about her is european features. even er fricking hair is european.
Reason Halle Berry was in the Flinstones
>She's a popular actress, and hot, so let's get her in the film so people who don't give a frick about Flinstones will still come for hot, mulatto ass.
Why blacks are predominant in Rings of Power
>Well LotR is racist, white supremacist trash and orcs are stand-ins for blacks so we're going to find a bunch of literal who black actors to be in this movie and subjugate/mock white characters. This is OUR franchise now!
Motivation is everything. Diversity and fun vs. white erasure and bitterness.
Because 'inclusion' back then meant making room on the stage and sharing the space with everyone. Now it just means shoving certain people off the stage and replacing them with others.
because you're a terminally online piece of shit homosexual whose brain has been reduced to mush by r3ddit and this other shithole.
no midge Barney was the real crime
She'd play a great Andrea Dworkin if they ever do a biopic.
You forget how popular she was in the early 90s. not to mention Nickelodeon had her as hosts for many of their award shows.
>Rosie O'Donnell
>Not a piece of ass
she’s not a piece, she’s the whole thing
Betty's so fat, her bloodtype is brontosaurus gravy
I'd frick flinstone Rosie up her ass, but I wouldn't brag about it.
Rewatched this recently. Holy hell what kino. The entire film (for that's what it was) was so beautifully shot, its characters so real and complex, and the scenery and puppetry made Bedrock come to life before my eyes. In an adaption that could have easily been a lazy cash-in, the Flintstones was a truly memorable experience and a textbook example of how to bring Hanna Barbera to the silver screen. I nearly cried once or twice at the heart wrenching spectacle of friendship being torn apart by greed and class identity.
Apparently, she walked into the audition, did Betty's laugh once and got the role.
Her and Liz Taylor as Wilma's mother were the only bad casting imo.
I just watch the Flintstones porn Parody this morning
Is it good?
Hillary Scott was such a great bawd. I'm surprised she hasn't come back or even got an Onlyfans. Guess she didn't waste the money she got from that million dollar contract.
What a fat disgusting pig. When I first saw Rosie I said wow what a fat pig. Total loser!
Ahhhh the movie that taught me what a "secretary" was really for, when I was a kid.
Why wasn't Peirce Barney?
best part of the movies
>they never tried to make rosie a sex symbol dumbass she's entertaining and a good actor. Just because you don't want to frick someone doesn't mean they aren't talented grow the frick up
>be stupid
>post something stupid
>someone says "hey that's stupid"
>scream "BLEYYYY DAS BLUPIDDDDDD" at them while screwing your face up
what did chuds mean by this?
Also, thanks OP for reminding me that I've been meaning to watch this movie since the early 1990s.
best thread on Cinemaphile
She’s all ass here