>this will sell our show
>this will sell our show
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>this will sell our show
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>NOOOOO THE 14 YEAR OLD VIDYA GIRL I FAP TO ISN'T ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH
I'm so tired of the pedo coomers on this board.
Why are you projecting your pedo thoughts?
The actress is 19, not only does she look funny but they didn't even get the age right.
Exactly. They wanted a "hot" 14 year old and are mad they got an "ugly" adult instead.
If she wasn't ugly people wouldn't care as much if at all. It's just funny that she not only doesn't look like the character she's playing but she is noticeably uglier as well as not even being the same age. What's funnier is saying anyone who notices the drastic difference is a pedo.
she was 17 when the show was filmed.
Trans women are women terf bitch
bro shes closer to 30 than to 14..
the story in game worked because you'd want to protect ellie and not let her die
while the show potrays her as bigger abomination than the fungus zombies
she's 19
Looks even older
actual 14 year old actresses are shit. see early harry potter movies and early stranger things.
if anons here want to fuck an actress, they won't even notice if she's acting badly.
they're idiots.
>terry crews would be a perfect ellie as long as she (he) acted well
Protect her from what? Can she even die in-game?
Your AI can get killed, its just thats she invisible during stealth
she is an adult
Who are you quoting? Your own thoughts? Do your thoughts even feel like words?
>Yeah I hacking love to stare at human feces all day long.
>
The role was meant for ellen page, years ago, before the dark times.
I saw Ellie as a child not a sex object, doesn't mean they had to hire a potato to portray her. Sorry you saw Ellie as a sex object groomer.
>superman show casts indian chinlet with a beer gut to play superman
>well ur just mad you can't fuck this superman
This is the sloppiest shill tactic. Unironically pretending you can't tell the difference in beauty, pretending it doesn't matter anyway, and pretending people don't want an established character to look how they know them. If anyone wants to fuck the original character it's besides the point, the people crying about others who supposedly want to do it are probably closeted themselves.
>superman show casts indian chinlet with a beer gut to play superman
When did this ever happen?
It was a hypothetical to prove a point. If people rejected a new ugly superman would you unironically say it's only because they wanted to fuck the original? Even if they're straight men?
>Making things up to prove a point
>has a 50 max iq and can't use imagination
Casting directors are majority female now. Pretty young girls make these old hags seethe because they remind them that they are not pretty anymore. As a rule of thumb female casting directors will never cast anyone who reminds them of their husband's mistress. This explains the explosion in "popularity" of hideously ugly actresses.
Nothing they do out of spite will change their hang ups and misery.
kek cope and seethe gay
t. seething roastoid
This is the fundamental flaw of feminism. Old, ugly women think discriminating against young attractive women is "doing a feminism". In reality they're just using politics to enact their own prejudices.
Thinking that women can in any way be self aware of their own motivations.
May as well put a cat in charge of things.
I thought we were talking about casting directors not leftie leaning redditors
God women are so neurotic and pathetic.
>Casting directors are majority female now.
It's not just casting directors. It's producers and executives as well.
>Casting directors are majority female now
They've been majority female for a long-ass time.
Imagine giving this potato an acting job holy kek
>Woke show succeeds
"THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE SHOWS LIKE THIS!"
>Woke show fails
"THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE SHOWS LIKE THIS!"
>reviewed well
>High ratings
Chuds taking the L AGAIN
It's doing well because of the handsome Latino male lead and muh zombies but not really. It would have been even bigger if they had cast an actress that doesn't look like a half shredded potato.
>It's doing well
So you agree you were wrong? Got it
>Hurr Cinemaphile is one person witg one opinion
You are dumb and you should feel bad for being so dumb.
Cinemaphile main import is mass shootings and neo-nazism. I dont doubt there is the occasional liberal browsing this shithole but culturally ,this place now exclusively bow to the brownshirts
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7aap8/the-man-who-helped-turn-Cinemaphile-into-the-internets-racist-engine
>Linking vice
>muh Nazi boogeyman
You are legit underage, retarded, or a paid shill. Regardless you should have a nice day for being so pathetic.
>Ad hominem
>Vice
LMAO.
this fuckwit interviewed me extensively for that article because I used to do something for free here, and it looks like he chose to disbelieve everything I told him about 8gag being the actual problem
>REVIEWS AND RATINGS MATTER BECAUSE...
>...THEY JUST DO, OKAY?
I haven't trusted reviews in a minute
Bella Ramsay is an ugly cunt
God, that whore is so fucking ugly is baffling
Be honest you all would have children with her
She's nauseatingly ugly
>Ohhh jeezum flupping cripes... he's RIGHT behind me, isn't he? This is so weak.
I mean her actor is great at her role though. It’s a funny little 14 year old kid who’s quippy and fun to watch mesh with Joel’s “I’m a big and tough badass” vibe
No she's also a shit actor who can't deliver lines properly and has a retards fat tongue that makes her talk annoyingly
What are you talking about? She isn’t as bad as the stranger things cast of characters, especially for a young actor she punches above her weight compared to the goblinas in other shows
>the stranger things cast
Tweens are not in general great actors and that's half the reason older, more seasoned actors get cast as this age range
She talks annoyingly because she's a retarded little girl. Her acting is so good that you actually became annoyed at it. If you've seen her in any other role she can talk normally
it would sell a porn series where she takes facials from 4 guys at once
I know a girl who looked like her only less fat and she would date a different attractive guy every month
Shane Gillis
Fucking irish potato-headed bitch.
oh god! my head is growing again!
How bad will the action in the second season going to be if this water-headed oddity is the focus? Is this little goblin going to be killing dozens of guys?
>Thank you, Garbage!
I actually loved the whole thing /misc/ is just Cinemaphile with an extra letter when it comes to taste.
>There are people in this thread without ancestry from Glasgow and Scotland
Eh mate? We conquered the world!
It's basic physiognomy. Attractive faces are innately more likeable, relatable, and this is a problem for anti-white hollywood because they don't want the white lead roles to be more likeable than the PoC.
Saved.
Not to me it didn't. A co-worker of mine called me shallow too. I ripped into this bitch and faggy show for like 2 minutes. He's never brought it up again. Or any TV show up to me anymore.
AI ellie
>Millie Bobby Brown?
>best I can do is Billie Dobby Downs
>grrr why did this show have gay men
>grrr why did this show have Ellie as a lesbian
>grrr why did this show have morons
>grrr why did this show have Joel some jobbing oldshit
>why can't it be true to the games!!
I have Zoomers so much. You realise many of them were 8 and sill pissing the bed when the game was actually released.
The gay men were barely mentioned in the original and ellie was only made gay in a post game dlc brought to you by the same guy who made the dumpster fire of tlou 2, try better next time.
You people disgust me.
Look how sad you made her!
That's a shame. Better mash her up then, put her out of her misery.
It seems to be doing alright despite your, admittedly funny, image. Perhaps you should focus your talent on productive things.