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>this will sell our show

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO THE 14 YEAR OLD VIDYA GIRL I FAP TO ISN'T ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH

    I'm so tired of the pedo coomers on this board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you projecting your pedo thoughts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The actress is 19, not only does she look funny but they didn't even get the age right.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she is an adult

        Exactly. They wanted a "hot" 14 year old and are mad they got an "ugly" adult instead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If she wasn't ugly people wouldn't care as much if at all. It's just funny that she not only doesn't look like the character she's playing but she is noticeably uglier as well as not even being the same age. What's funnier is saying anyone who notices the drastic difference is a pedo.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she was 17 when the show was filmed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trans women are women terf b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro shes closer to 30 than to 14..

      the story in game worked because you'd want to protect ellie and not let her die
      while the show potrays her as bigger abomination than the fungus zombies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she's 19

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Looks even older

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        actual 14 year old actresses are shit. see early harry potter movies and early stranger things.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if anons here want to frick an actress, they won't even notice if she's acting badly.
          they're idiots.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >terry crews would be a perfect ellie as long as she (he) acted well

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Protect her from what? Can she even die in-game?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your AI can get killed, its just thats she invisible during stealth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she is an adult

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting? Your own thoughts? Do your thoughts even feel like words?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah I hacking love to stare at human feces all day long.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The role was meant for ellen page, years ago, before the dark times.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I saw Ellie as a child not a sex object, doesn't mean they had to hire a potato to portray her. Sorry you saw Ellie as a sex object groomer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Exactly. They wanted a "hot" 14 year old and are mad they got an "ugly" adult instead.

      >superman show casts indian chinlet with a beer gut to play superman
      >well ur just mad you can't frick this superman
      This is the sloppiest shill tactic. Unironically pretending you can't tell the difference in beauty, pretending it doesn't matter anyway, and pretending people don't want an established character to look how they know them. If anyone wants to frick the original character it's besides the point, the people crying about others who supposedly want to do it are probably closeted themselves.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >superman show casts indian chinlet with a beer gut to play superman

        When did this ever happen?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It was a hypothetical to prove a point. If people rejected a new ugly superman would you unironically say it's only because they wanted to frick the original? Even if they're straight men?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Making things up to prove a point

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >has a 50 max iq and can't use imagination

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Casting directors are majority female now. Pretty young girls make these old hags seethe because they remind them that they are not pretty anymore. As a rule of thumb female casting directors will never cast anyone who reminds them of their husband's mistress. This explains the explosion in "popularity" of hideously ugly actresses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing they do out of spite will change their hang ups and misery.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kek cope and seethe homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t. seething roastoid

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the fundamental flaw of feminism. Old, ugly women think discriminating against young attractive women is "doing a feminism". In reality they're just using politics to enact their own prejudices.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thinking that women can in any way be self aware of their own motivations.
          May as well put a cat in charge of things.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought we were talking about casting directors not leftie leaning redditors

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God women are so neurotic and pathetic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Casting directors are majority female now.
      It's not just casting directors. It's producers and executives as well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Casting directors are majority female now
      They've been majority female for a long-ass time.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine giving this potato an acting job holy kek

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Woke show succeeds
    "THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE SHOWS LIKE THIS!"

    >Woke show fails
    "THIS IS WHY WE NEED MORE SHOWS LIKE THIS!"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reviewed well
    >High ratings

    Chuds taking the L AGAIN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's doing well because of the handsome Latino male lead and muh zombies but not really. It would have been even bigger if they had cast an actress that doesn't look like a half shredded potato.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It's doing well
        So you agree you were wrong? Got it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hurr Cinemaphile is one person witg one opinion
          You are dumb and you should feel bad for being so dumb.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile main import is mass shootings and neo-nazism. I dont doubt there is the occasional liberal browsing this shithole but culturally ,this place now exclusively bow to the brownshirts
            https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7aap8/the-man-who-helped-turn-Cinemaphile-into-the-internets-racist-engine

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Linking vice
              >muh Nazi boogeyman
              You are legit underage, moronic, or a paid shill. Regardless you should have a nice day for being so pathetic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Vice
                LMAO.

                >Ad hominem

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Vice
              LMAO.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              this frickwit interviewed me extensively for that article because I used to do something for free here, and it looks like he chose to disbelieve everything I told him about 8gag being the actual problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >REVIEWS AND RATINGS MATTER BECAUSE...
      >...THEY JUST DO, OKAY?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't trusted reviews in a minute

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bella Ramsay is an ugly c**t

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God, that prostitute is so fricking ugly is baffling

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest you all would have children with her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's nauseatingly ugly

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ohhh jeezum flupping cripes... he's RIGHT behind me, isn't he? This is so weak.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean her actor is great at her role though. It’s a funny little 14 year old kid who’s quippy and fun to watch mesh with Joel’s “I’m a big and tough badass” vibe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No she's also a shit actor who can't deliver lines properly and has a morons fat tongue that makes her talk annoyingly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What are you talking about? She isn’t as bad as the stranger things cast of characters, especially for a young actor she punches above her weight compared to the goblinas in other shows

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >the stranger things cast
          Tweens are not in general great actors and that's half the reason older, more seasoned actors get cast as this age range

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She talks annoyingly because she's a moronic little girl. Her acting is so good that you actually became annoyed at it. If you've seen her in any other role she can talk normally

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it would sell a porn series where she takes facials from 4 guys at once

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know a girl who looked like her only less fat and she would date a different attractive guy every month

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shane Gillis

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking irish potato-headed b***h.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh god! my head is growing again!

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How bad will the action in the second season going to be if this water-headed oddity is the focus? Is this little goblin going to be killing dozens of guys?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank you, Garbage!
    I actually loved the whole thing Cinemaphile is just Cinemaphile with an extra letter when it comes to taste.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >There are people in this thread without ancestry from Glasgow and Scotland
    Eh mate? We conquered the world!

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's basic physiognomy. Attractive faces are innately more likeable, relatable, and this is a problem for anti-white hollywood because they don't want the white lead roles to be more likeable than the PoC.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saved.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not to me it didn't. A co-worker of mine called me shallow too. I ripped into this b***h and homosexual show for like 2 minutes. He's never brought it up again. Or any TV show up to me anymore.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI ellie

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Millie Bobby Brown?

    >best I can do is Billie Dobby Downs

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >grrr why did this show have gay men
    >grrr why did this show have Ellie as a lesbian
    >grrr why did this show have Black folk
    >grrr why did this show have Joel some jobbing oldshit
    >why can't it be true to the games!!

    I have Zoomers so much. You realise many of them were 8 and sill pissing the bed when the game was actually released.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The gay men were barely mentioned in the original and ellie was only made gay in a post game dlc brought to you by the same guy who made the dumpster fire of tlou 2, try better next time.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You people disgust me.
    Look how sad you made her!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a shame. Better mash her up then, put her out of her misery.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It seems to be doing alright despite your, admittedly funny, image. Perhaps you should focus your talent on productive things.

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