I took the blackgirlpill a long time ago, even poor untermensch slav women are better. White Western European women are utter cancerous beings. Yes, I'm aware they're shabbos goys but they're still cancer.
>Proto-Indo-Europeans likely had a sacred tradition of horse sacrifice for the renewal of kingship involving the ritual mating of a queen or king with a horse, which was then sacrificed and cut up for distribution to the other participants in the ritual.[298][257] In both the Roman Equus October and the Indic Aśvamedhá, the horse sacrifice is performed on behalf of the warrior class or to a warrior deity, and the dismembered pieces of the animal eventually goes to different locations or deities. Another reflex may be found in a medieval Irish tradition involving a king-designate from County Donegal copulating with a mare before bathing with the parts of the sacrificed animal.[257][298]
these are the progenitors of the white people of europe and the original aryans of India.
Nah he's right. The early 2000s had a lot of Brazilian chicks fricking horses for some reason. I saved a screenshot of one as a teen and jacked off to it at least once a week. Tbf it's because the chick was hot, not the fact that she was fricking a horse.
these vid's are actually pretty disapointing to watch. Horses only last for like 30 seconds, tops. Mares aren't meant to handle the full weight of a stallion ontop of them for long periods, so stallions have evolved to be "one pump chumps"
A lot of these girl on horse vids the horse cums as soon as it's inside her, if they manage that, it's hard to get the huge horse wiener in a human pussy. A lot of time they just rub it on the outside.
a true bestiality connoisseur therefore prefers dogs imho.
You can deny it if you like, but the fact is most furgays aren't into real zoophilia, just cartoons.
There's a bigger overlap in the furgay community with hentai coomers than there are coomers that are into shit with pigs and dogs.
Have you not heard of Beastars?
It's a Netflix original animated series. I'm not gonna exaggerate. It's about walking talking animals, who have internal bigotry similar to Zootopia, but the whole thing takes place in college, and the whole show is really graphic, you have a homeless sheep selling his fricking fingers for a few thousand dollars a pop. You have a seen in one of the final episodes where one of the main characters gets brutally gangraped. I'm not making this shit up. It's a literal animated deviant art show, with the production budget of Netflix behind it. >lol why would you watch that.
My sister was into it, and I try to spend time with my family, and I kept thinking it can't be that bad. It can't get much worse than this. It can't get much worse than this.
Checked. The manga was a bit more out there too, so sad part is you probably got the more palpable version of the story
It got to be shit after the school murderer was caught anyway, so the last half was just creepy sexual romance stuff >t. read the manga
>You have a seen in one of the final episodes where one of the main characters gets brutally gangraped
I dont remember that. I remember the rabbit ho getting kidnapped by the tiger mafia and a wolf dude has to kick their ass and save her, but no brutal gangrape
It is archaic as hell that we aren't allowed relationships with animals "because they can't consent"
Ummm
Do animals talk like humans in the animal kingdom? Lol.
Everyone here has had a dog hump their leg at one point... did I consent to that? Lol.
I know what consent is and it is usually nonverbal. Dogs in particular can and do have healthy sexual relations with humans in parts of the world or in private. Its a silly archaic law and our kids will look back on it for the dumbassery it is
>There is an entire 2D animation of this horse getting railed by the indian dude >My wiener was erect the entire time
That Cinemaphile meme is true, you can literally slap long eyelashes on anything and my brain will release dopamine.
Err godsamn so women really finna to be warming up and massaging israeli stallions for racing frick they got the biggest schlongs and this white b***h job to massage his wiener to get him horny with adrenaline what a world dog
If there's a meme about white girls and dogs, I can only imagine how many of crazy horse girls regularly do weird stuff with their horses. Not being built for it and not trying are two different things.
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Imagine having so little of a life that you read every single post in every thread.
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>Imagine having so little of a life that you feel the need to argue with a no-life loser who reads all Cinemaphile posts in a thread
Are you seriously gonna pretend you spend less than 4 hours a day on this shit hole?
Are you seriously gonna pretend Cinemaphile produces enough content over the course of a day that you can afford to casually skip posts, when it might be hours before a new good thread gets posted AND gets a good number of replies?
>marketing staff at Netflix are ponygays
Frick the world is ending because bronies, trannies and furries have managed to infiltrate major media companies. It’s over.
You moronic piece of lying israelite shit yes bronies are still a thing! We still have an active MLP board you lying frick. Where do think they went? Yes most of them transitioned to trannies just like you did but that still counts. Imagine defending these zoosadists pedo fricks by claiming it isn’t a thing?
I don’t understand this is usually only on speciality sites and is classified as zooporn, how the frick can they just film themselves jerking off horses like it’s normal
Cinemaphile gets REALLY mad if you make a horse thread or make jokes about them jacking off horses lmao. I got a hard ban for peeving a janny who did a paragraphs long post about cleaning smegma off a horses wiener and not to be immature about it
Horses can't clean their wieners, so when they sheathe them they just get smelly smegma dick which after years leads to gross shit happening untreated
As such horses rely on their owners, or stable b***hes, to routinely clean their smegma encrusted wieners
If you want a horror show there's a brit TV show embarrassing bodies. A guy went on there once having never ever pulled fully back to clean his foreskin, its grotesque
That just makes their smeg dick worse. In summer flies are attracted to the dried cum on a horses wiener and lay eggs and maggots form. Theyre just disgusting creatures and evolution said deal with it - squirmy infectious wiener for the mares. Horae girls usually clean their sheaths of the waxy cum once a year. They have to get right into the goolie too, there's a large lump of cum that usally forms top of the urethra, spraying the horses piss everywhere when he urinates which attracts flies to their back legs
And all of a sudden, Cinemaphile now is an expert on animal care and has some gays advocating for bestiality. All it takes is the right thread I guess.
>watch the Jared Fogle doc on HBO >Jared was a deranged pedo frick, but his manager and manager's wife were even worse >literally pimped his wife out fricking dogs, horses, etc and that's how the police caught wind of the whole thing in the first place
it was like a whole competition over who's the sickest, grossest frick.
We must have the good jannie on shift because he's kept the thread up but deleted horsewieners, when usually I get b& for saying jenna ortega is a goblina
-the shatman
Like literally literally - what did they mean by this?
It's a meme they picked up on people saying they a had a crush on the horse.
most of the corporate twitter accounts are run by white women.
I took the blackgirlpill a long time ago, even poor untermensch slav women are better. White Western European women are utter cancerous beings. Yes, I'm aware they're shabbos goys but they're still cancer.
The dog is manspreading, why isn't he being punished?
Hooking the white chick demographic
Bojack got kinda dark in later seasons, huh
is that shit real
Horse fricking is literally aryan culture THOUGH
sounds more like Indian culture
but im white
>Proto-Indo-Europeans likely had a sacred tradition of horse sacrifice for the renewal of kingship involving the ritual mating of a queen or king with a horse, which was then sacrificed and cut up for distribution to the other participants in the ritual.[298][257] In both the Roman Equus October and the Indic Aśvamedhá, the horse sacrifice is performed on behalf of the warrior class or to a warrior deity, and the dismembered pieces of the animal eventually goes to different locations or deities. Another reflex may be found in a medieval Irish tradition involving a king-designate from County Donegal copulating with a mare before bathing with the parts of the sacrificed animal.[257][298]
these are the progenitors of the white people of europe and the original aryans of India.
>likely had
>wikipedia article
Yeah cool story
yes and all romans had pride parades and alexander was a flamboyant gay
/k/ meetup at Netflix hq?
god i wish that was me
me on the bottom right
janny and his discord pals on the top left
Anybody got the ammonia and bleach story?
more like the lone old/k/ at the nu/k/ nafo meetup
He has a camel toe?
Those are his pecs
Why do Brazilian women love fricking horses so much?
All women do
brazilians go for donkeys however, and peruvians alpacas
Nah he's right. The early 2000s had a lot of Brazilian chicks fricking horses for some reason. I saved a screenshot of one as a teen and jacked off to it at least once a week. Tbf it's because the chick was hot, not the fact that she was fricking a horse.
>Tbf it's because the chick was hot, not the fact that she was fricking a horse.
these vid's are actually pretty disapointing to watch. Horses only last for like 30 seconds, tops. Mares aren't meant to handle the full weight of a stallion ontop of them for long periods, so stallions have evolved to be "one pump chumps"
A lot of these girl on horse vids the horse cums as soon as it's inside her, if they manage that, it's hard to get the huge horse wiener in a human pussy. A lot of time they just rub it on the outside.
a true bestiality connoisseur therefore prefers dogs imho.
Dogs have really disgusting wieners though, it puts me off it being so red and fleshy
what a terrible day to be literate
They have better breath than Brazilian men.
Don't make me say it
>gay marriage won't lead to anything weird
fricking poetry
I would take all this coincidence as proof of the divine if I didnt know that these are all caused by the global parasite
>Schools will begin teaching children how to have gay sex
Y-yeah, imagine believing something so crazy could happen haha
Some one edit this to be the lime green option
The irony is that all of these things happened, you don’t need the edit
Baldurs Gate 3 gays need to be obliterated.
this place keeps saying they want Western cultural relevance, but when it comes along...
That is a male horse however, which makes what is being suggested here evil.
It would be sexist and dehumanizing (heh) otherwise
Argentina made a 2D animation film about horses many years before DreamWorks. It's quite good.
name
Ico el caballito valiente
>no japan
Uh huh, nice try.
the japs use squids and octopi, not dogs you fricking idiote
There are JAV videos where they lick dog buttholes.
Speaking of which, I wonder if there are any good dramatical movies about the JAV scene
Fact checked?
Scientist said?
Tests made???
I thought so
Most of the gray countries don't keep records of who has malaria, nevermind who fricks dogs.
>Northern territory less than the rest of Australia
Oh no no whitebros and chinachads, are we dogfrickers
wrat makes rou say that
homie show a fricking legend
If China didn't eat them it be a deep purple.
>areas where it gets reported vs areas where there is no data
normalgays should be banned from using statistics
Fricking moron.
>morons ITT not realising this map is literally a map of the distribution of white people
How are these graphs even made?
I like how everyone thinks beastiality would be a deep south thing but they're apparently and very noticeably the part of America doing it the LEAST.
I think Brazil should be way darker
new whiteness map dropped
i guess theyre all wild animals in africa so it doesnt count
Ummmmmmmmmm wheres barney?
Movie’s good, but the ending was one of the biggest cop-outs I’ve ever seen
they are pushing fricking zoophilia now ?
why do you think every country has horses
>pushing zoophilia
No, it's a furgay dogwhistle.
There's a difference between anthro and zoo.
this
cutie
Anthropomorphic implies they looked like humans. If its just a horse that looks like a horse, its just a horse and therefor zoo.
>There's a difference between anthro and zoo.
No there isn't and I'm fricking sick of furries pretending otherwise.
nah dude its the same fricking shit. You wanna frick something that looks like an animal. Full stop.
Regardless of the freakazoid behavior, it's just a drawing.
Its not that its a drawing that bother me. Its the idea that its contents draws sexual arousal that disgusts me.
It's sinple really
You can deny it if you like, but the fact is most furgays aren't into real zoophilia, just cartoons.
There's a bigger overlap in the furgay community with hentai coomers than there are coomers that are into shit with pigs and dogs.
Animals are cute and human parts are hot, so it's cuteness + hotness to maximum neuron activation.
white girls have always been in love with horses though
Now?
Did you just notice?
Walmart had a furry-paw ad on the social media a few years ago.
Hahaha yeah but tbf I will frick that rabbit
>Fur puns are exclusively a degenerate thing
have a nice day
Have you not heard of Beastars?
It's a Netflix original animated series. I'm not gonna exaggerate. It's about walking talking animals, who have internal bigotry similar to Zootopia, but the whole thing takes place in college, and the whole show is really graphic, you have a homeless sheep selling his fricking fingers for a few thousand dollars a pop. You have a seen in one of the final episodes where one of the main characters gets brutally gangraped. I'm not making this shit up. It's a literal animated deviant art show, with the production budget of Netflix behind it.
>lol why would you watch that.
My sister was into it, and I try to spend time with my family, and I kept thinking it can't be that bad. It can't get much worse than this. It can't get much worse than this.
Checked. The manga was a bit more out there too, so sad part is you probably got the more palpable version of the story
It got to be shit after the school murderer was caught anyway, so the last half was just creepy sexual romance stuff
>t. read the manga
>You have a seen in one of the final episodes where one of the main characters gets brutally gangraped
I dont remember that. I remember the rabbit ho getting kidnapped by the tiger mafia and a wolf dude has to kick their ass and save her, but no brutal gangrape
Turns out that the slippery slope arguments about the gay shit leading to bestiality and pedophilia were actually prescient.
Nah I was gay but then I found God and he led me to the truth of fox women.
Why does your fursona have a sharingan?
It is archaic as hell that we aren't allowed relationships with animals "because they can't consent"
Ummm
Do animals talk like humans in the animal kingdom? Lol.
Everyone here has had a dog hump their leg at one point... did I consent to that? Lol.
I know what consent is and it is usually nonverbal. Dogs in particular can and do have healthy sexual relations with humans in parts of the world or in private. Its a silly archaic law and our kids will look back on it for the dumbassery it is
kys dogfricker
this person is fiending to frick a dog and have people support him doing that
Don't use their israelite terms
It's beastiality
Slippery slope is fake, CHUD!
they?
pretty sure the countless hoardes of bronies and deviantart furries didn't even need convincing 15 years ago
You must be so young to think sexy horse jokes are new. Like underage&b& young.
It's just a drawing. Just like with e-girlcon. It's not real.
Except pedo anime shit is gross.
I hate horses
long way of saying i'm a gay pleb
t. gets fricked by black horse
face first into a horse's anus
Why are you posting fake screencaps
>90s movies
>indian movies
Would tbh
there it is
my first crush
Was gonna say...i'm no homosexual, can't fall in love with OP's stallion.
But i'd drown in her mare pussy with a smile on my face.
>There is an entire 2D animation of this horse getting railed by the indian dude
>My wiener was erect the entire time
That Cinemaphile meme is true, you can literally slap long eyelashes on anything and my brain will release dopamine.
ok wiat
ok wait hold up
OKAY
link it fgt
What are you waiting for, anon? Share with the class, dammit.
yeah ok would
I do not condone beastiality, but if I absolutely had to have sex with an animal, it would be a horse.
>not a dolphin/orca
barely even counts, here
None of the 2D Dreamworks films had quality storytelling. They just had quality animation and music.
The Prince of Egypt?
It's an OK story. Kinda basic.
haha ok midwit
Shit writing, Deus Ex Machina happens like in every scene
Road to El Dorado was based and fun and I don't give a shit if you disagree.
>Human male: I consent
>Female horse: I consent
>Lawmakers who are literal pedophiles: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
horse: I consent
>>>mlp>>>
look up what 'winking' is
/mlp/gays did it first
>we want the white woman audience
James Baxter 100% wants to frick horses
He's got good taste
They really trying hard to get more subscriptions in New Mexico huh?
yjk
>We want the white women audience
Donut
Teats
>Not posting the female horse
Damn, so close to greatness
/mlp/ would've had a field day with that tweet
Mooooooooooooods
Back when people took Dreamworks seriously. That came up to an end with the turd known as Shrek 2.
Which Spirit movie is your favorite?
I like Spirit Untamed because the characters are cute and funny.
>Breeding native americans with work horses.
Ummmmm
>YOU JUST KNOW
>u mad horseboi?
>tfw all indians did before white people came to america was frolic around flowery meadows with happy animals
Ackhtually white people brought horses to America with them.
They're gonna announce another new animated series?
im honestly suprised at the lack of fan art of those three little... horses. Their models and design are pretty good for western slop standards.
>paying for yidflix
Those mudslimes are doing god's work aren't they
Always were
Should've done the same tweet with a dog instead of a horse
please dont frick animals...
even the 2d ones...
just stop!
Luterally fapped to pregnant mane 6 this morning and im gonna go bawdmog my tauren in wow and play
>we want the white women audience
did you draw this anon?
that's pretty good
Love how the filename explains the joke, just in case
BUCK'D AND BUCKAROO'D
Did Adam from YourMovieSucksDOTOrg get a real job?
Err godsamn so women really finna to be warming up and massaging israeli stallions for racing frick they got the biggest schlongs and this white b***h job to massage his wiener to get him horny with adrenaline what a world dog
how can human men even compete
By applying for the job, I would think.
>nice to meet you, what do you do for a living?
>I jerk off horses
>Wait what?
>Well not really, I just edge them for a while
Was it a horse wiener?
its always horse wiener
Okay, but what if Zelda was a horse?
oh noo
If there's a meme about white girls and dogs, I can only imagine how many of crazy horse girls regularly do weird stuff with their horses. Not being built for it and not trying are two different things.
Well horse girls actually have a --reason-- i.e. --defence-- for how they have to jack off their stallions too
Why are horse girls so insane? I dated one and she almost ruined my life
I've dated 4. Ask me anything.
Every time I think I can fix them
Did any of them admit to touching it?
I never asked.
Horse people are crazy cat people with money.
Link to tweet, now.
%3D
That's a YouTube video not a tweet.
I always love it when I'm creatively rick-roll'd but you have to figure out how to decieve 4chad X users like myself.
I don't even use 4cringeX and I knew not to click on that video. Get on my level and stop using pathetic crutches.
>Get on my level
So what? I can be fooled
less often? I want to
be fooled more often.
>stop using 4chad x
but reddit style reply branching
is SOOO GOOD, for large
threads, I'm just entering.
The native extension already has inline reply links that nest each reply when you click on them.
Black person, this thread currently has 109 posts. Are you asking me to click the inline quotes over 100 times a thread? Are you for cereal?
Imagine having so little of a life that you read every single post in every thread.
>Imagine having so little of a life that you feel the need to argue with a no-life loser who reads all Cinemaphile posts in a thread
Are you seriously gonna pretend you spend less than 4 hours a day on this shit hole?
Are you seriously gonna pretend Cinemaphile produces enough content over the course of a day that you can afford to casually skip posts, when it might be hours before a new good thread gets posted AND gets a good number of replies?
Cinemaphile isn't the only board I visit.
lmao it's super obvious the reason you dont use Cinemaphile x is because you're a sociopathic phoneposting zoomer
i cant believe i used to post without it tbqh
>reddit layout
For me, it was bunnies.
>Netflix Canada
>t.
>marketing staff at Netflix are ponygays
Frick the world is ending because bronies, trannies and furries have managed to infiltrate major media companies. It’s over.
"Bronies" haven't been a thing for like a decade homie
You moronic piece of lying israelite shit yes bronies are still a thing! We still have an active MLP board you lying frick. Where do think they went? Yes most of them transitioned to trannies just like you did but that still counts. Imagine defending these zoosadists pedo fricks by claiming it isn’t a thing?
They're the new BBC
wait till men find out why we like horses
Because you like sex to last under a minute?
>that one zebra vid where he skeets gallons
>that one where the girl tries to swallow the horse load and it bulges her cheek out fully before gagging her and exploding everywhere
L-link? Asking for a friend.
Brah I watched this years ago its probably somewhere on zootube with many more
You gays got all riled up and it's literally fake.
I'm just here to post Spirit stills.
Fricking christ she's a bit young for a horse don't you think? At least get her a puppy first.
for me its purple smart
>Professional horsewiener cleaner
Now I've seen everything.
thats comedian whinny cummings
LOOK DADDY I'M A FARMER
Is that Whitney Cummings?
This thread is so old nobody will notice I love watching girls use horse dildos
For me its drag dildos and men... heh, no one will notice that I've saged this
I don’t understand this is usually only on speciality sites and is classified as zooporn, how the frick can they just film themselves jerking off horses like it’s normal
It isn't porn, coomer. Its called caring for your horse
The only difference is that she’s got her top on.
Cinemaphile gets REALLY mad if you make a horse thread or make jokes about them jacking off horses lmao. I got a hard ban for peeving a janny who did a paragraphs long post about cleaning smegma off a horses wiener and not to be immature about it
why his dick so dirty?
Horses can't clean their wieners, so when they sheathe them they just get smelly smegma dick which after years leads to gross shit happening untreated
As such horses rely on their owners, or stable b***hes, to routinely clean their smegma encrusted wieners
If you want a horror show there's a brit TV show embarrassing bodies. A guy went on there once having never ever pulled fully back to clean his foreskin, its grotesque
imagine the smell
That has to have been some deliberate ploy he committed his life to to promote circumcision surely, sounds insane but so is never having done it
Sounds like an evolutionary mistake. How do wild horses handle this?
Some live, some die. Evolution is not clean or perfect. You want some weird and gross shit, look up how female hyenas give birth.
by fricking a lot
That just makes their smeg dick worse. In summer flies are attracted to the dried cum on a horses wiener and lay eggs and maggots form. Theyre just disgusting creatures and evolution said deal with it - squirmy infectious wiener for the mares. Horae girls usually clean their sheaths of the waxy cum once a year. They have to get right into the goolie too, there's a large lump of cum that usally forms top of the urethra, spraying the horses piss everywhere when he urinates which attracts flies to their back legs
Frick me sideways I'll never frick a horse girl again.
Cuz he lives in a barn moron
The only way to clean it is fricking. And that's the Alpha herd leader's job.
>Netflix
They used the wrong pic.
You just know the poster has a big dog
sign me up!
You just know
>we want the white women audience
I don't question it anon, I just fap as I peak in from the hallway while my mom is getting knotted when my dad is off on another business trip
Yoooo what
And all of a sudden, Cinemaphile now is an expert on animal care and has some gays advocating for bestiality. All it takes is the right thread I guess.
Why are women like this
>And all of a sudden
Anon pls
>newbie is surprised Cinemaphile is a place of degeneracy
>redditors from TheDonald can't handle zoo threads
newbies should be forced to lurk /b/ and /trash/ for 1 month before being allowed to post.
/b/ is mostly propaganda.
Beastality is what woman want
This would be a semi amusing post if it was made by an actual person not social media front of a soulless company.
You just know it's middle aged foids who run these corpo twitter accounts
okay the plants are gone where do i see THAT horse fricking Tomb Raider!?
The frick
>2005: gay marriage won’t lead to any weird degeneracy lol slippery slope is a fallacy
>2023: zoophilia and pedophilia actively being normalized
She looks like she fricks human men
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is that cum leaking out?
it's mare juice
>watch the Jared Fogle doc on HBO
>Jared was a deranged pedo frick, but his manager and manager's wife were even worse
>literally pimped his wife out fricking dogs, horses, etc and that's how the police caught wind of the whole thing in the first place
it was like a whole competition over who's the sickest, grossest frick.
You will never be white esl.
I actually did become white, funny how whiteness as a concept works huh?
putting terminally online millenials in charge of corporate social media accounts was a mistake
yeah right let the furry employee on the twitter account, what could go wrong?
Why are you like this?
You keep deleting then reposting the same exact reply.
We must have the good jannie on shift because he's kept the thread up but deleted horsewieners, when usually I get b& for saying jenna ortega is a goblina
-the shatman
this thread is disgusting and you people are fricking freaks
>this will sell our streaming service
>riotously acerbic
I remember one time I was reading the blurb for Zombeavers on Netflix, and they described it as "bawdy."
how do i get a job as a do-nothing social media manager
Dog wiener is better than horse wiener. There, I said it.
Vaush working at Netflix?
Why don't they just cut out the middleman and make a Brian Adam's themed porno. Call it "The Summer of SIXTY NINE"
>it's another episode of Cinemaphile shitskins projecting their zoophilia on women
Every time.
I'm not projecting, I would.
god i love pepper