This will surely be super funny and well written! I hope they focus on the jokes and charachters instead of the action
This will surely be super funny and well written! I hope they focus on the jokes and charachters instead of the action
This will surely be super funny and well written! I hope they focus on the jokes and charachters instead of the action
Casting looks super kino!
what the frick
i've seen some garbage castings but this is the worst i've seen like ever. this is going to be a fricking disaster, why did they only cast hags?
and why the FRICK did they cast kevin hart for a huge no-nonsense black dude
What do you mean? All I see are bodacious, cromulent space babes who take no nonsense! It's literally everything!
And Kevin Hart is the most non- problematic action lead to defeat toxic masculinity you can find! The funko pop designs will be legendary!
>huge no-nonsense black dude
Small glimmer of hope, maybe they're using BL1 Roland's personality.
Just skip around a bit here. They turned him into a cuck in 2 but he used to be funner. I'm still pissed that they never did anything funny with BL2 Roland acknowledging why Tiny Tina talks like she does when she presumably learned all of the big booty b***hes stuff from him before his personality changed.
hart is still way too short
I love the franchise/gameplay (on mute) but it's truly sad how badly it's managed.
>jack black as claptrap
why not just get whoever actually voiced claptrap to voice him?
Has Daniel Tosh ever acted in anything outside of little bits on his show? I feel he’d be a perfect Handsome Jack.
The part seems almost constructed for him given his personality
Bobby Lee is a random psycho called Steve or something in this. Casting is crazy.
I hope it's as woke as Borderlands 3.
Let it bomb with no survivors.
Borderlands transcended woke parody where it was almost comedic, how many bad ass girl bosses are possible in the universe?
Its bizarre, no fricker plays it for the story, and the characters got progessively worse with each game, not one to make a movie of.
I quite liked the 1st game.
>1st game
>tiny, tiny maps
>walking controls like you're flying in a jetpack
>enemies just stand there and don't try to take cover or dodge your bullets
I swear people who don't play the 3rd game are just poorgays with shit computers.
I liked the simplicity of the first game, I like the third game but it feels kinda busy.
>BL3
>Handing in quest
>Questgiver starts 5 minute monologue about her love for froyo's
>Start walking towards next quest area while Questgiver continues babbling
>Get to Quest area
>Quest I just handed in gains another objective having to also interact with the NPC standing next to the Questgiver
>Go back to Questgiver, interact with NPC
>Another 5 minute monologue starts
i HATE the game for doing that
Theaters? Assumed this would be some throwaway streaming thing.
Colossal flop incoming.
Is this true?
> Litigation. In 2018, former Gearbox lawyer Wade Callender filed a lawsuit against Pitchford, that alleged that Pitchford had left a USB drive containing sensitive Gearbox information and "child pornography" at a Medieval Times in 2014.
Mostly true.
The ex employee in question admitted later that he made up the whole child pornography bit.
Probably because his whole allegation boils down to "Randy Pitchford sometimes jerks off and occasionally forgets stuff in resturants" and he needed something to spice it up so people would care.
AWESOMESAUCE
Gina carano should be lilith and morena baccarin moxxi
>reddit: the game
The gameplay is good, the story is mediocre, the characters and dialogue are fricking horrendous. So now they're going to take the game out of it? The only thing worthwhile in this series?
Yep, best way to adapt this shit is also best way to enjoy the franchise, a giant R rated gunfest
I'd prefer a slow burn, intellectual chamber play where the charachters explore and discuss their childhood trauma of growing up in patriarchal late- stage capitalism in a humorous and self aware fashion.
Many 4th wall breaks while looking into the camera if possible.
you just described metal gear solid yet gaymers want an adaptation so bad
If I went to the cinema to watch this needless videogame adaptation, and the words "Paul Blart 3: Blart Strikes Back" appeared instead at the opening credits, in a chunky font stylised in the writhing flesh of Kevin James's misshapen face and twisted, gnarled orifices and dental protuberances, then I would undoubtedly have a more enjoyable time than were I to actually be subjected to the 'Borderlands' movie.
>Jack Black as Claptrap
>"wtf what happened to the original guy"
>look it up
>its a gear box executive doing the voices for free
>demands to get paid when he sees how much money Borderlands 2 made
>Gets shitcanned
what a shame
Randy "the quick cash" bobandy
>holds up spork
Lyle was right
what the frick is with the video game adaptions?
Is that cuck who had an open marriage where his wife fricked other guys and he didn't frick anyone, then divorced him, and then he cried on twitter about her taking his Wii, but bragged about writing for borderlands, writing for this?
Anthony Burch
Finna bust a nut to the webms of Cate Blanchett as Lilith
That's all I'm looking forward to
I only ever played the first Borderlands and thought it was at best okay. The whole "FIVE BAJILLION GUNS" thing didn't really pan out to much and the game could get pretty dull. I had zero interest in the sequel when it was announced and I feel like I dodged a bullet when I saw that they swan dove right into the deep end of reddit humor.
i hope that they take this occasion to maybe portray realistic women who arent just damsel in distress but actually just as strong and capable as anybody else.
for me it's nisha