This ‘za looks so good
This za looks so good
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
This ‘za looks so good
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
What the FUCK was Gordon’s problem?
same problem you have, a balding premature ejaculator
Uhhh why would you say that to me anon what did I do
he thinks every restaurant should be artisanal which isn't inherently a bad philosophy, but fails to see most restaurant owners are unbelievably stupid and incapable of any of the things required to run a good restaurant, either good food or good business sense
I'm glad people are starting to see this hack for who he really is. Ramsay and one of his restaurants almost ruined my birthday party...
>decide to organise a last minute party with all my friends and a girl I liked at the time
>someone suggests we go to one of Ramsay's restaurants
>bit expensive but we'll split the bill so whatever
>phone up and ask if they have a table for 4 foodies
>she says they do
>tell her it's my birthday so I will want free birthday cake if they provide it
>she says ok but sounds like she didn't understand, so I repeat myself
>says she heard the first time (yeah right)
>when we get there I remind the waiter it's my birthday
>food arrived on time but was very average and overpriced
>call over the waiter and ask if I can have my free slice of birthday cake now
>she says it isn't free so I had to ask my friends to buy it for me
>it was just chocolate cake and not even proper birthday cake with a candle
His food might be acceptable to the average bistro-goer but if you're a foodie or it's a special occasion, stay away
>I WANT FREE BIRTHDAY CAKE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHH
What are you, a fucking child? Jesus H Christ.
I was promised cake, I want my fucking cake. They embarrassed me in front of the girl I like and my foodie friends. Like gordon cant spare the money
The restaurant was already overcharging for average and they told me I'd get a free cake. When I went home, my parents told me I was right so fuck you
No you demanded a free cake. You can’t demand, you get offered.
Why are you talking to yourself?
Shut up, loser
I was told I would get free birthday cake and I didn't get it. That's false advertising and I should've sued that fat fucks business. Needless to say, they didn't get a tip and I even told the waitress so when she picked up our plates
>Whiny emo bullshit
>Calling my friends faggy
Homophobe and a loser LOL
Try CinemaphileX dumbass, that way you don't get schizophrenic when 3 new IPs reply, or do.
it shows unique users?
The very notion of celebrating your own birthday is ridiculous. You're supposed to spend you birthday lamenting the anniversary of your coming into wretched existence, not eating cheap cake with your gayy friends.
I wonder how old he was during this. Post-20 for me my birthdays became less and less relevant. The magic was gone once I wasn't really a kid or even a teenager anymore. Family starts taking time to visit or even message and it gradually becomes just another day.
Damn you must be a shitty person. My friends still make a big deal for me.
My friends and I just use it as an excuse to get drunk. I love beer!
Most of my friends moved away or died.
Someone got molested on their birthday
assholes like you are the reason deserts are so overpriced in restaurants. To compensate all the turds looking for freebies on their bullshit birthdays.
Sheesh, what a fag, entitled to his free "birthday" cake.
>referring to yourself and your friends as "foodies"
ngmi bros
The thousand injuries of Ramsey I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.
Ramsey smirked as he entered my freezer, his eyes alight as he prepared to languish me with callous impudence. He opened his mouth to spew more of his vile remarks. "This walk-in cooler is DISGUSTING. It's a pigsty in here! That's what you are, you aren't a chef, you are a FAT PIG in a PIGSTY!"
I smirked, a devilish grin crossing my face. I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that my smile now was at the thought of his immolation. "Whatever you say Gordy-"
I had waited until Gordon was deep inside the freezer before I slammed it with a thunderous close, clicking the external lock into place.
Ramsey snapped around at my comment, still unaware of his fate, his face purple with rage and perceived insult. Through muffled rage he screamed out. "Gordy? YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME GORDY? HOW DARE YOU- OPEN THIS BLASTED DOOR DAMMIT!"
Gordon banged against the door continuously, not realizing the futility of his efforts. He suddenly stopped after a good few minutes, falling silent until speaking again.
"Ha! ha! ha! --he! he! he! --a very good joke, indeed --an excellent jest. We will have many a rich laugh about it after you let me out of here-"
I said nothing, but continued up the stairs, turning out the lights.
Gordon shrieked, his suppressed cries wailing out into the darkness as he continued his incessant banging yet again. "Turn the lights back on! Please let me out! For the love of God, please let me out!"
I turned my head back, calling out one last time before I headed out the basement forever. "Yes," I said, "for the love of God indeed Gordy! In pace requiescat!"
oh no gordy bros
we got too cocky
too penisy, if you will, perchance
>holds a slice of pizza vertically
>oh dear the toppings are sliding off as gravity takes effect... a shame
Some toppings falling off isn't a big deal but have you ever had a pizza where all the cheese slides off or one bite pulls it all off? It sucks ass.
No because I eat pizza with a fork.
Are you trollin me, boy?
I wish, it's a habit I picked up in school and could never shake it.
Brutal.
No, I just constantly have burns in my mouth and I love it
Gotta let the ‘za cool off first
>Chucks a loaf of bread at the wall
>It ricochets and hits a chandelier
>"Well, that's it's not supposed to do THAT."
>*Coming up of Kitchen Nightmares*
Thanks Gordon
This doesn't happen with my pizza
Post pizza
Did you put a fucking lizard on your pizza? Is that good?
Yes and yes
Where do you source lizards? What do they taste like?
Clearly this thread is all murican fags. I’m a murican fag too, but I’m from NY where a good slice is on every corner. You Midwest and California fags have no clue what good pizza is. This pizza pictured, looks awful. The sauce ratio is fucked, toppings are few and far between, way too fucking big to even manage, it’s pure Shit.
Captcha pic related by the way. Never go full SJW, just a reminder.
Shut up fag, your thin pieces of paper can barely be considered food.
Thin crust pizza is the only true pizza. Same with how all American Chinese/Korean food is Americanized and not authentic. I don’t want your thick cock gay slice, keep that shit. And deepdish too.
American Chinese/Korean is superior to the "real" stuff just like thick pizza shits all over NY sheets of paper.
Thin crust is the best and only pizza. Keep seething. Pic related. It’s all of you typing this defending your gargantuan cheesy dough slabs.
NY Pizza is a scam
I thought NY fags loved their big ass pizza slices that you have to fold to eat
ny pizza is shit
Nothing more annoying than a New Yorker gay coming in to boast about his paper thin pizza fit for boys
>Mfw complaining food is “too thin”
I’m American and I’m embarrassed by you obese retards. Soon you will be complaining you AREN’T thin.
*scarfs your za*
I hate that fucker. He ruined my aunt's hotel on one of his shows and made fun of her singing. Jebany skurwysyn.
>It's a NY fag seething no one respects his baby pizza episode
>it's every episode
Keep eating your amerifat tier pizza. “Thick crust” type dough is meant breadsticks or garlic bread. You get yourself some nice breadsticks or bread to go with a couple slices of some NY ‘za and have yourself a nice day. And after you eat it, you won’t be immobile like you would after eating any other obesity pizza. You guys are the ones seething with every single reply being “shut up gay.” I hope someday you will all learn, I cannot be mad, only sorry that you will never have a true slice.
>You guys are the ones seething
lmao
>shut up gay
>your pizza isn’t even real
>pizza in NY is a scam
>your pizza is Fucking Shit
And I’m seething, okay buddy. Just trying to explain in detail why you guys can’t accept that most American pizza is not good.
Look at these garden gnome trying to sell add-ons to our pizza
If that’s what it takes to rid the world of idiots who enjoy Ameri-pizza, so be it. Would rather be gnomish then fat!
Gordon deserve a BBC pizza
>I've revamped your menu!
>Gordon makes them serve sliders
Am I crazy or did this happen as often as I think it did?
what would ol' gordon think of this
gordon only hates white people cooking bad he doesn't say anything bad about other races