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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was Gordon’s problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same problem you have, a balding premature ejaculator

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uhhh why would you say that to me anon what did I do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he thinks every restaurant should be artisanal which isn't inherently a bad philosophy, but fails to see most restaurant owners are unbelievably stupid and incapable of any of the things required to run a good restaurant, either good food or good business sense

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad people are starting to see this hack for who he really is. Ramsay and one of his restaurants almost ruined my birthday party...

    >decide to organise a last minute party with all my friends and a girl I liked at the time
    >someone suggests we go to one of Ramsay's restaurants
    >bit expensive but we'll split the bill so whatever
    >phone up and ask if they have a table for 4 foodies
    >she says they do
    >tell her it's my birthday so I will want free birthday cake if they provide it
    >she says ok but sounds like she didn't understand, so I repeat myself
    >says she heard the first time (yeah right)
    >when we get there I remind the waiter it's my birthday

    >food arrived on time but was very average and overpriced
    >call over the waiter and ask if I can have my free slice of birthday cake now
    >she says it isn't free so I had to ask my friends to buy it for me
    >it was just chocolate cake and not even proper birthday cake with a candle

    His food might be acceptable to the average bistro-goer but if you're a foodie or it's a special occasion, stay away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I WANT FREE BIRTHDAY CAKE ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! WAAAAHHHHHH
      What are you, a fricking child? Jesus H Christ.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was promised cake, I want my fricking cake. They embarrassed me in front of the girl I like and my foodie friends. Like gordon cant spare the money

        buttholes like you are the reason deserts are so overpriced in restaurants. To compensate all the turds looking for freebies on their bullshit birthdays.

        The restaurant was already overcharging for average and they told me I'd get a free cake. When I went home, my parents told me I was right so frick you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you demanded a free cake. You can’t demand, you get offered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you demanded a free cake. You can’t demand, you get offered.

          Sheesh, what a gay, entitled to his free "birthday" cake.

          Why are you talking to yourself?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up, loser

            No you demanded a free cake. You can’t demand, you get offered.

            Sheesh, what a gay, entitled to his free "birthday" cake.

            I was told I would get free birthday cake and I didn't get it. That's false advertising and I should've sued that fat fricks business. Needless to say, they didn't get a tip and I even told the waitress so when she picked up our plates

            The very notion of celebrating your own birthday is ridiculous. You're supposed to spend you birthday lamenting the anniversary of your coming into wretched existence, not eating cheap cake with your homosexualy friends.

            >Whiny emo bullshit
            >Calling my friends homosexual
            Homophobe and a loser LOL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Try CinemaphileX dumbass, that way you don't get schizophrenic when 3 new IPs reply, or do.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it shows unique users?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The very notion of celebrating your own birthday is ridiculous. You're supposed to spend you birthday lamenting the anniversary of your coming into wretched existence, not eating cheap cake with your homosexualy friends.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder how old he was during this. Post-20 for me my birthdays became less and less relevant. The magic was gone once I wasn't really a kid or even a teenager anymore. Family starts taking time to visit or even message and it gradually becomes just another day.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Damn you must be a shitty person. My friends still make a big deal for me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My friends and I just use it as an excuse to get drunk. I love beer!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most of my friends moved away or died.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Someone got molested on their birthday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buttholes like you are the reason deserts are so overpriced in restaurants. To compensate all the turds looking for freebies on their bullshit birthdays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sheesh, what a gay, entitled to his free "birthday" cake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >referring to yourself and your friends as "foodies"
      ngmi bros

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The thousand injuries of Ramsey I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

    Ramsey smirked as he entered my freezer, his eyes alight as he prepared to languish me with callous impudence. He opened his mouth to spew more of his vile remarks. "This walk-in cooler is DISGUSTING. It's a pigsty in here! That's what you are, you aren't a chef, you are a FAT PIG in a PIGSTY!"

    I smirked, a devilish grin crossing my face. I continued, as was my wont, to smile in his face, and he did not perceive that my smile now was at the thought of his immolation. "Whatever you say Gordy-"

    I had waited until Gordon was deep inside the freezer before I slammed it with a thunderous close, clicking the external lock into place.

    Ramsey snapped around at my comment, still unaware of his fate, his face purple with rage and perceived insult. Through muffled rage he screamed out. "Gordy? YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL ME GORDY? HOW DARE YOU- OPEN THIS BLASTED DOOR DAMMIT!"

    Gordon banged against the door continuously, not realizing the futility of his efforts. He suddenly stopped after a good few minutes, falling silent until speaking again.

    "Ha! ha! ha! --he! he! he! --a very good joke, indeed --an excellent jest. We will have many a rich laugh about it after you let me out of here-"

    I said nothing, but continued up the stairs, turning out the lights.

    Gordon shrieked, his suppressed cries wailing out into the darkness as he continued his incessant banging yet again. "Turn the lights back on! Please let me out! For the love of God, please let me out!"

    I turned my head back, calling out one last time before I headed out the basement forever. "Yes," I said, "for the love of God indeed Gordy! In pace requiescat!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh no gordy bros
      we got too wienery
      too penisy, if you will, perchance

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >holds a slice of pizza vertically
    >oh dear the toppings are sliding off as gravity takes effect... a shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some toppings falling off isn't a big deal but have you ever had a pizza where all the cheese slides off or one bite pulls it all off? It sucks ass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No because I eat pizza with a fork.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you trollin me, boy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I wish, it's a habit I picked up in school and could never shake it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Brutal.

              Gotta let the ‘za cool off first

              No, I just constantly have burns in my mouth and I love it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta let the ‘za cool off first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Chucks a loaf of bread at the wall
      >It ricochets and hits a chandelier
      >"Well, that's it's not supposed to do THAT."
      >*Coming up of Kitchen Nightmares*
      Thanks Gordon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't happen with my pizza

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post pizza

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Did you put a fricking lizard on your pizza? Is that good?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes and yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you source lizards? What do they taste like?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly this thread is all murican gays. I’m a murican gay too, but I’m from NY where a good slice is on every corner. You Midwest and California gays have no clue what good pizza is. This pizza pictured, looks awful. The sauce ratio is fricked, toppings are few and far between, way too fricking big to even manage, it’s pure Shit.

    Captcha pic related by the way. Never go full SJW, just a reminder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up gay, your thin pieces of paper can barely be considered food.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thin crust pizza is the only true pizza. Same with how all American Chinese/Korean food is Americanized and not authentic. I don’t want your thick wiener homosexual slice, keep that shit. And deepdish too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          American Chinese/Korean is superior to the "real" stuff just like thick pizza shits all over NY sheets of paper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought NY gays loved their big ass pizza slices that you have to fold to eat

        ny pizza is shit

        Nothing more annoying than a New Yorker homosexual coming in to boast about his paper thin pizza fit for boys

        Thin crust is the best and only pizza. Keep seething. Pic related. It’s all of you typing this defending your gargantuan cheesy dough slabs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NY Pizza is a scam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought NY gays loved their big ass pizza slices that you have to fold to eat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ny pizza is shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing more annoying than a New Yorker homosexual coming in to boast about his paper thin pizza fit for boys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up gay, your thin pieces of paper can barely be considered food.

        >Mfw complaining food is “too thin”

        I’m American and I’m embarrassed by you obese morons. Soon you will be complaining you AREN’T thin.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *scarfs your za*

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that fricker. He ruined my aunt's hotel on one of his shows and made fun of her singing. Jebany skurwysyn.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a NY gay seething no one respects his baby pizza episode
    >it's every episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep eating your amerifat tier pizza. “Thick crust” type dough is meant breadsticks or garlic bread. You get yourself some nice breadsticks or bread to go with a couple slices of some NY ‘za and have yourself a nice day. And after you eat it, you won’t be immobile like you would after eating any other obesity pizza. You guys are the ones seething with every single reply being “shut up homosexual.” I hope someday you will all learn, I cannot be mad, only sorry that you will never have a true slice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You guys are the ones seething
        lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shut up homosexual
          >your pizza isn’t even real
          >pizza in NY is a scam
          >your pizza is Fricking Shit

          And I’m seething, okay buddy. Just trying to explain in detail why you guys can’t accept that most American pizza is not good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at these israelite trying to sell add-ons to our pizza

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If that’s what it takes to rid the world of idiots who enjoy Ameri-pizza, so be it. Would rather be israeli then fat!

  9. 2 years ago
    Jamie oliver

    Gordon deserve a BBC pizza

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I've revamped your menu!
    >Gordon makes them serve sliders
    Am I crazy or did this happen as often as I think it did?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what would ol' gordon think of this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gordon only hates white people cooking bad he doesn't say anything bad about other races

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