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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That right there is an apex chad.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will hit 1 billion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what it's looking like because it has legs and the cinemascore was excellent so word of mouth will make it even more lucrative

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad he’s a Scientologist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >scientology is...le bad
      cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go back

        >NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE IN A CULT!!!! REDDIT DOESNT LIKE THAT!!! WHAT ABOUT CHANOLOGY CRINGE!!
        cope. he’s superhuman and his religion is part of that

        Why? You'd rather him just be a universalist degenerate?

        Better than cutting parts off infants penises to appease some made up deity. That's next level insanity.

        >scientology is suddenly... le fine
        the state of 4chins

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Chinese say that there are no eternal enemies and no eternal allies. Yesterday's enemy is tomorrow's ally and vice versa. Right now, the interests between the two have aligned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose that means they were on to something the entire time, then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST BE IN A CULT!!!! REDDIT DOESNT LIKE THAT!!! WHAT ABOUT CHANOLOGY CRINGE!!
      cope. he’s superhuman and his religion is part of that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If reddit was a religion it would be the fruity little club

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          reddit does have a religion called atheism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And obviously Scientology works given how successful he continues to be

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He joined scientology after becoming a successful actor, not before.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why? You'd rather him just be a universalist degenerate?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad you're a schizo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than cutting parts off infants penises to appease some made up deity. That's next level insanity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ever notice zoomoids dont create or generate anything? so they nullify the achievements of others by bringing up irrelevant statements to feel better about themselves?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the reason why he is successful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Too bad he’s a Scientologist
      50% of his income goes to the church, so every ticket you by, every video you rent with Tom Cruise, you are funding Scientology

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ive never met a scientologist so i dont care, if anything scientology would be good for LA since its a shithole

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    normally this would have been a hit but this shit needs a one billion just to break even after all those delays lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      troony cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the 170mil budget listing is accurate it should start turning a profit around the 550-600mil mark.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do movies cost extra if they are delayed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If they keep advertising it, which they did

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't you fricking commie.
          There wasn't any marketing for this movie in the entirety of 2021.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The discord lurking trans individuals are trying to downplay the success of this movie in any way possible. they can feel the turn in the culture war.

            THEY ARE LOSING.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Twittertrannies are Buckbroken
              >Changs and Vlads are Seething
              >Marvelsoijaks and star wars chuds shuddering in fear

              He mindbroke half of the internet, normal people and based boomers are enjoying the best action movie of the decade and possibly of the last 20 years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This. Didn't see a thing about it in any ads, on busses, papers, magazines, etc other than following movie news online

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didnt even know this movie came out, only watched it because my friend invited me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              our brains have been buck broken since school

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                meant to reply to:

                ever notice zoomoids dont create or generate anything? so they nullify the achievements of others by bringing up irrelevant statements to feel better about themselves?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The delays helped it because it kept being talked about in the news and social media at zero cost for the studio. It built anticipation and it was literally profitable 3 days after release

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the 170mil budget listing is accurate it should start turning a profit around the 550-600mil mark.

      must earn much more the break even. the mummy made 400m on only 125m budget and this was considered a flop so top gun with higher budget and multiple delays will probably need around 600m and it looks like 650m is max it can get because it doesnt do as well internationally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        moron, the mummy was a flop because China was 1/3 of the total box office. Paramount gets like 60% of the box office in the USA, the movie doing better domestically than internationally is a good thing, not a bad thing as you are desperately trying to make it seem

        >it looks like 650m is max it can get because it doesnt do as well internationally
        You are officially moronic. The movie will break 700 million in less than 3 weeks.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    H_ngch_d

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hungchud

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen the original but I'm going to this. Guess I'll watch that first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy. It’s genuinely the most “cinematic” movie I’ve seen in years. Was a blast.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like being white is back on the menu boys

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was never off the menu, only mentally ill fringe twitter leftists wished it would. all the most popular movie stars are White. And it's not even close.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Strange, there's so much b***hing about the lack of white characters. Best to ignore it then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't b***hing about lack of White characters, but the opposite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >why are there are so many whiterinos in the whiterino navy of a whiterino country
            if anything there's an overabundance of blacks in the movie

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it's not that people are mad there are a lack of White characters that would be moronic. People are mad because so many fricking blacks are just pushed into places they don't need to be. We don't see the same thing with Indians, Mexicans, Asians.. The Fairy in new disney movie is a butch, black bald woman.. Why? Google image search fairy and you can see what fairies are supposed to look like in everyone's mind.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is mad about top gun. Touch grass, internet gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't mention or even imply people are mad about Top Gun

                Schizo moron LMAO

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Get a load of this guy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crackerbros… we won

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was better than the original in every way except for the soundtrack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hated that cringy song at the end. Who was it? Lady Gaga? I remember seeing her name in the credits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      using nothing but 80s music would have been too anachronistic though. but yeah, modern music simply can't compete.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True. The original wasn't very good though, so it's a low bar. All this movie had to do to top it was have an actual story and a lot more action, and it did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >original score sucked
        Zoom harder

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl, I wish I looked like this dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can achieve that muscularity natty, you're probably ugly as frick though. Will definitely help, go get it bro. It's really hard but start doing pull ups and chin ups. when you can do 15 with strict form buy a weight belt and do they weighted. You'll build nice arms, traps, back, shoulders.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$400M
    ummm that's a flop by Marvel standards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so true bestie

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll find a way
    >no runs scheduled today
    >2:15
    bros, i have faith in movies again

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t really get a decent chest shot of cruise in this scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any woman this time around?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise won
    Scientology won
    Chanology lost
    Anonymous lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We were always by his side

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We were always by his side

      There was only one set of footprints in the sand because we were the ones carrying Tom

  16. 2 years ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    I never doubted.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one is even saying what is good about it other than "its not woke" and "its making money"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jet goes brrrr

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely good action
      relies heavily on dialogue and characterization to move the plot forward despite being an action flick
      good characters in general
      great use of practical effects

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you post this
      Delete this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this Tom Cruise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise is REALLY short.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not tom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's Tomas Cruz, his Mexican equivalent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mapother bros, we got too wienery

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no hangman bf
    No homo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Callsign Wojak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot me so soon, Galm One?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These chuds know how to market a movie, unlike the northman chuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Northman was its appeal was very limited since it was essentially an arthouse film. It’s a miracle it was greenlit by a big studio in the first place, they must’ve been high or something. Not because it was White but because it’s a fricking arthouse film with a budget of 90 million dollars.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like the film was stuck in-between being a 300 like movie with epic scenes or a real gritty historical retelling of revenge film.

        Ended up being a gritty but underwhelming revenge film, didn't commit to either fully imo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >regurgitates RLM
        jesus fricking christ I hate people like you. watch it yourself. it isn’t art house at all, mike is just moronic

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wikipedia puts it at 557 million so far

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would give anything to look even half as attractive as this guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Millions of dollars on dermatologists, nutritionists, plastic surgeons, personal trainers, state-of-tbe-art home gymnasiums, testosterone, adrenochrome, etc? Remember, you're not ugly, just poor.
      >even the "natural" ones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s two different women and you can’t tell me otherwise

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Millions of dollars on dermatologists
        >dermatologists

        it's botox and filler from plastic surgeons, that's it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          IVE STUDIED DERMATOLOGY. HAVE YOU?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    trans sisters...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We've let Montana get colonized by leafs since 1880?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ethiopia
      >south dakota
      wat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They flooded the Dakotas and Minnesota with Africans

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf nao Cinemaphile loevs scientology.

    We scientology nao? BASED. *Dabs on Xtians*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >xtian
      israelite

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive indeed, USD 400 mil in 2 weekends

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >omg is that a diverse group of next generation pilots ready to take over in the sequels

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is outperforming marvel movies holy shit..

    Tom Cruise reviving cinema in real time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based reboots of boring old IP are SAVING my kino!!!!!!9!!!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who here is reading dianetics now?

    It turns out that my spirit is really bleak. I need scientology to save me! #LRonHubardWasRight #GetOnBoard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro this movie is genuinely a thetan annihilator. watching it nukes thetans and tom did this out the goodness of his heart. so fricking based

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You WILL watch Top Gun
    You WILL buy a mid life crisis car you can't effort
    You WILL eat the bugs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Yes.
      No.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm seeing it again in two hour's time direct fricking hit baby wooooo

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tomas Kruseberg

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based gigachad

    Great character. Loved the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got the same eye colour as him, but not the dashing good looks. Sad.

      Hazel Chads rise up!

      >inb4 they're green!!! they're hazel with a lot of green. like mine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      his mom probably cummed multiple orgasms on his way out of her bagina

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hasn’t it been out for just over a week? wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we're morbin now

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao okay. enjoy your little 80s throwback forgettable summer dudebro trash. can you give me any memorable quotes from this one? nah, you can’t. it’s a forgettable reboot like TFA. meanwhile the left controls every institution that matters, is constantly gaining ground and making progress and even the height of right wing film making has a non white female pilot be one of the best in the world. that’s because they cater to us even when they cater to you. because we outnumber you, we have the final say and we are winning. you’ll cope and cry, but you know you’re constantly on the defensive and you act like that is the case constantly when your insecurity does impel you to gloat. this little chud nostalgia bait will be forgotten come the end of the year, it will not win any oscars, life will move on, and year after year politics and society will become more leftist. your kids, if you have them, will transition and have zero problem with gay people. non whites will continue to gain acceptance and have children with whites. this shit is escapism for you. hahaha, look at the religious cult manlet and his epic cool jets!!! oh man hahah the american military is total badass and 100% isn’t eclipsed by china!!! hahah! our way of life can’t be dying, look at this fantasy reality on my television screen! i’d say you won a battle in a losing war, but you didn’t even do that. you got milked for cash because of your pathetic idolisation of your past and that’s it. this is meaningless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      “Don’t think, just do”
      “You told me not to think”

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to this study, https://sci-hub.se/10.1111/acps.13164, trans people kill themselves at a rate of 800 per 100,000, or 59x more than the general population.
      It also found that men larping as women were more likely to kill themselves, but women larping as men were more likely to attempt suicide. A pattern which is found in the general population too. Hence, you arent a woman, and even in your eventual death, you will prove yourself to be a man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hahah the american military is total badass and 100% isn’t eclipsed by china
      China hasn't ever fought in any modern war or real conflict and all their equipment is untested. If they were to win any armed conflict it would be through sheer numbers alone. There is a reason they are called a paper tiger. China has very little capability to project power as their aircraft carriers are not even cold war era tech. TLDR: Cope, seethe, and YWNBAW

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hands that lost every war that's ever been in since WW2 typed this post.

        Did you know American officers give out orders in Ukraine? Better hope Russia doesn't win that or it's another loss in your belt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >china's own president has a superpower 2050 initiative
        >not now
        >or in a few years
        >2050
        >useful idiot shills give them more status than the head of state in a country that always saves face and lies about shit is willing to admit
        they have absolutely no power projection right now and anyone who thinks they do is beyond fricking stupid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >politics and society will become more leftist. your kids, if you have them, will transition and have zero problem with gay people. non whites will continue to gain acceptance and have children with whites. this shit is escapism for you. hahaha, look at the religious cult manlet and his epic cool jets!!! oh man hahah the american military is total badass and 100% isn’t eclipsed by china!!!
      >implying this empire will continue
      lol no
      upon the death and desolation of this empire will a new be built
      by who, no one is really sure, george soros? the WEF? the bilderberg group?
      who really knows, but one thing is certain, western civilization will be about as existent as the roman empire is now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a bit too long. you or whoever wrote this put way too much thought into it.

      3/10

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its not that they thought too much, theyre just expressing their super-rational obsessions. Of which, none of us care for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went and saw it another two times while you were typing this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      too long didn't read

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Celexa, wellbutrin, depakote and seroquel. Shove them all in your throat at bed time freak!!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >start working out seriously
    >learn about hypertrophy and definition and caloric deficits
    >can't unsee that everyone in movies are roided or unlearn that humans can never look like this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you think OP isn't achievable natty, you got some shitty genetics brother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It literally isn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just buy Zinc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      granted. doesn't mean you can't be slim and in shape/muscular though.

      Do you really want to look like a Dragonball character?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to look like Thor and Hangman, but it's really fricking weird that before I saw this constantly and didn't realize every single one of them were roiding and that this is somehow normal to our society.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          totes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they don't even need to roid, they just need to bulk and cut. Most of these shirtless shots are all done in a day or two because holding that isn't realistic. some people have the genetics for that but it's rare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they weren't even veiny so i dont know how much roids were being done, Miles Teller was definitely juiced for the bar scene though

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    turns out he nearly wasn't in the movie but tom told him he'll be the coolest character and he was kind of right

    ?t=70

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can fill in whatever letters you want
      >an a, a u
      omegachad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek i noticed that too

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen a commercial for this interspliced with footage of people at Applebees.
    That's all I need to know about this movie to confirm I have no interest in it at all. If they're appealing to the Applebees audience, it's not for me. Sorry, not sorry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never cared about fighter jets or plane movies in general and I really enjoyed it.
      I will say though, if by some chance you do see it, it's definitely best experienced in the theater and not the small screen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the applebees audience
      who is that?
      families?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Powell was supposed to be Rooster.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I need to start hitting the gym

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Film starring Masculine patriotic heterosexual males fighting the good fight with no woke nonsense is one of the highest grossing films in recent years

    How the frick did Cruise do it? How was the first allowed to be made in current year?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was grandfathered in by a recognizable character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      silent majority is hungry

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fun ride that pays respect to the original while doing a lot of great practical effects.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    uh not so fast, Maverickchuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Politico is reviewing movies now
      I swear I read something years ago that they were going out of business. I was so happy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Read the second fricking article and try not to say "death to america" out loud

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just saw a sold out imax screening, this thing might do Pirate 1 and 2 numbers as far as winning 8 weekends in a row

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it for the fourth time today. The woman next to me today was going out of her mind the whole time. People were talking about it all the way out of the theater. I have never seen anything like these crowds. Something very special is happening here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >four times

        what are you a pussy? I saw it 5 times and had sex with a woman in the bathroom twice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This post is marketing

        It's a good movie in that its completely inoffensive, conventional, and the script is a checklist. Nothing sucks about it. But it's never going to have cultural significance or be considered an important movie at all.

        Also people have fun in movies and talk about movies minutes after watching them. I think by 4th time today you mean your 4th time in a movie theater.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I saw it today for the fourth time, happy? It's not marketing, it's what I saw at the theater. I can't remember the last time I've heard people who aren't there together talking to other people about the movie but it's happened each time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Had this happen in my theater too bro

            One lady was like, "hey remember the part where the main character picked up the hard to get girl"

            And another guy was like "hey remember the part where the dudes were breaking balls with their rivals"

            And another girl was like "hey remember when they went on an exciting date in a vehicle"

            And this old guy shouted "hey remember when that main character pissed off his superiors lmao"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up, no marvel movies not even avengers get a second weekend this good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah yes marvel, the only barometer you have to compare anything against

            >But it's never going to have cultural significance or be considered an important movie at all.
            Most movies dont and thats fine. Black panther has more "cultural significance" than thousands of great movies that are completely unknown, I dont get your point

            It was to reel in that anon's "Something very special is happening here." line

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              just saying even the huge avenger/lotr/avatar/star wars movies werent as much of a hit as this, you seem to not understand this is also the Redemption of Tom Cruise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, the guy going on mission impossible 8 was taking a beating with audiences

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                speaking for myself I don't give a frick about Mission Impossible and never have and Top Gun is outpacing them by a wide margin

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You were talking about tom cruise being "redeemed" from something, not how good MI is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                most people dont give a frick about mission impossible unless youre a moron who goes to the movies every week, they make decent money but Top Gun 2 is a masterwork by Tom Cruise thats already breaking records

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >But it's never going to have cultural significance or be considered an important movie at all.
          Most movies dont and thats fine. Black panther has more "cultural significance" than thousands of great movies that are completely unknown, I dont get your point

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do the 80s stay relevant? Stranger Things and Top Gun, meanwhile muh 90s kids came and went without a bang

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i might actually see this in theaters

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I listened to the soundtrack while I was looking at the stars and cried

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't like Tom Cruise and never will. Last Samurai is kino though.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So is your fricking mass replying you wienersucking brown skinned homosexual.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always turd world fricks ruining fun threads?

    have a nice day.

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