Thor 4

Saw it yesterday (already out in Belgium)
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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Christian bale do a good job?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did. his character should have had more focus though.

      Did Thor have any good moments or is the whole thing him getting shit on?

      He does. He actually feels like the main character unlike the last Strange movie where Wanda feels more like the protagonist than Strange himself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What exactly do you mean should have had more focus?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He actually feels like the main character unlike the last Strange movie where Wanda feels more like the protagonist than Strange himself.

        >the antagonist that has significantly less screen time than the protagonist is actually the protagonist

        You really are a dumb frick, huh?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nice selfie
          Olsen will never frick you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He actually feels like the main character unlike the last Strange movie where Wanda feels more like the protagonist than Strange himself.
        Bullshir.Best parts of the movie involves Strange

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Thor have any good moments or is the whole thing him getting shit on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just back from seeing it myself, was pretty good though I think Ragnarok is a bit better written. If I had to rank them I'd say Ragnarok > Love and Thunder > Thor > Dark World.

      He has some decent moments throughout yeah though there's a lot more comedy than Ragnarok which also doesn't work quite as well and breaks up what would otherwise be solid action scenes with him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a lot more comedy than Ragnarok
        There is literally no way that can be possible. There is a joke, gag, and etc every second in Ragnarok.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well somehow they managed it. Only moments that are played completely straight are the opening introducing Gorr and the part where Jane dies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Movie feels it was primarly written for children (I think they will love the movie), although stuff like Zeus bringing up orgies clash with that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Movie feels it was primarly written for children (I think they will love the movie)
              Yeah I was thinking the same towards the end

              What do you wanna know anon? Final fight has a bunch of kidnapped kids from New Asgard being given Thor's powers temporarily while he fights Gorr. Don't know if you saw the leaks posted a week or two back but I can confirm that they're spot on.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Final fight has a bunch of kidnapped kids from New Asgard being given Thor's powers temporarily while he fights Gorr.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This leak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Rehab centre
                It's actually just some planet where he goes to meditate, there's a big fight going on with the Guardians while he sits by himself waiting to be called into action. When he does he ends up destroying some temple by accident, gets given the moronic screaming goats as a present and subtly told to frick off.

                Korg "dies" during the scene with Zeus, before the scene ends and you see he's just a talking head now. He just gets sidelined along with Valkyrie for most of the movie after that before getting a new body again at the end and going off to have gay rock sex with another member of his race. His god appears along with a plethora of others during the Zeus scene too.

                After killing a few god Gorr shows up at New Asgard, kidnaps a bunch of kids and then fricks off because he wants to lure out Thor so he can use Stormbreaker to summon the bifrost. Heimdall has a kid called Astrid who is the one guiding Thor and the others to their location in the shadow realm. Some trannoids are already seething about a scene where he says he wants to be called Axl after Axl Rose instead of Astrid and Thor refuses, scene is clearly a joke with a dumb kid but of course morons are saying he's a heckin trans icon and calling for a boycott because of Thor """"deadnaming"""" him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >valkyrie takes zeus lighting from him
                Who wrote this shit?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The lightning is a physical weapon like Mjolnir and Stormbreaker she doesn't literally steal his god powers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wasnt talking about Valkyrie stealing Zeus powers, that would be even beyond moronic. Having Valkyrie taking Zeus lighting FROM HIM is already beyond moronic. You think scaling Valkyrie to Zeus is ok if the plot demands it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                All legit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Ragnarok is a bit better written
        >there's a lot more comedy than Ragnarok
        Look like peak capeshit. Fricking hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >was pretty good

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Verlaat het land, capeshitter.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Gorr a joke?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better than the Dr. Strange one? Because that was boring af

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is one of the worst movies of the MCU?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            6/10?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              4/10

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                do you think this movie means the end for taika waititi?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean Jojo Rabbit was terrible to and he won an oscar for it. this will probably still make momeny and he'll get at least one more chance with Star Wars.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick,Do you really think this thing will make money even though it sucks?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Jojo Rabbit was terrible to and he won an oscar
                This film is about israelites sticking to the Nazis, Of course it won an Oscar.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >keep killing Star Wars
                It is beyond recognition then.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was Raimikino you dumb redditor, get filtered. Enjoy your normal garbage Disney capeslop instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Raimikino

        Bet you went to watch the new minion movies in a suit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Talk about Gosling's role in the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s only in the post credits scene, apparently he’s the recast Red Skull

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He isn't in it at all.

      He’s only in the post credits scene, apparently he’s the recast Red Skull

      No he isn't.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is your favourite pornstar/s?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Claim he saw the movie
    >Thread has 16 replies so far
    >Doesn’t give a single clue about something only someone who saw the movie would give.
    Anon, give us something other than fricking Yes/No answers, or you’re just another attention seeking prostitute.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's it like living in a fake country?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Thor just tossed aside for Jane to take the spotlight, or does he actually feel like the main character?
    Is he nothing but an emasculated goofball or does he have good character moments?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you watch it?

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