>thor 4 was so bad people are now claiming the original thor film was great
Jesus, it's the prequels all over again.
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>thor 4 was so bad people are now claiming the original thor film was great
Loki was great in the original Thor. Odin was solid too.
It had you Kat Dennings with hidden boobs.
Hidden boobs?
Crouching israeliteess, Hidden Booba
to be fair, they probably did not wanted the american age rating go up.
ragnarok would no gotten PG-13 if like instead the brutal melting if there would be cleavage?
>cleavage bad
>male ass good
I don't think you know what you're talking about, my esl friend.
Jennifer Connelly’s cleavage never stopped the Disney Rocketeer from getting PG-13 rating in better times.
Post hidden boobs I need a example
Young Kat Dennings with hidden boobs. Natalie Portwoman wasn’t a feminist b***h and she and Kat were actually feminine.
anon, deep down all women want equality and shit. They're all feminist b***hes.
Nah, deep down girls want to be dominated, savagely fricked and put in their place.
his eyebrows aren't dyed blonde like in the actual movie here
what a shitshow lol
True, it's cringe. The second one though was kino.
I beg to differ, frather
>The second one though was kino.
I went to see it in the theatre because nothing else was on and it was the definition of meh the movie.
The original Thor was always great, capeshitters just have bad taste.
Imagine being this much of a manchild.
>t. seething capeshitter
>says the autist marvel drone praising thor 1
It was actual trash he goes and fights a CGI giant and fricking dies or some shit like a fricking jobber
Trips of pure truth. Little details from it hint at how much better Universal would have handled these characters, such as Thor drawing Yggdrasil as a "tree" that's actually a 2D representation of a 4D manifold.
>it took the force awakens for people to like phantom menace
No
The amount of revisionism over the MCU in the last couple of months has honestly been bizarre. You have people unironically saying that all the buildup with the Infinity Stones was what made all past films so good, when it was all hot garbage mandated by execs. Only reason it even paid off was because of Thanos turning out to be a great villain, so people are retroactively saying it was a good thing when that's more of a testament to Infinity War/Endgame.
At least it always felt like things were heading somewhere. Now it's completely meandering and aimless, especially with all the tv shows. They even introduce multiverses separately in both Loki and Spiderman and yet they use something completely unrelated in the Doctor Strange movie. It's a mess.
It didn't make them good, but it loosely(*very* loosely) tied them together, gave the audience the impression of an advancing story, and gave Disney's off-the-chain marketing department an assload of sizzle to sell. As a comics guy, I ultimately felt they didn't deliver much in the way of actual steak, and that's a big part of why these later films are suffering.
They basically managed to give us somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 hours of content with frick-all worth of actual worldbuilding. After all this time, there's no actual explanation for superhumans, the gods, why the gods and spacefaring empires seemed to just arbitrarily decide to leave mankind alone, and worst of all - they handwaved the frick out of magic, time travel, and how the Infinity "Stones" actually function. In other words, comics guys know why Tony's entire plan wouldn't work.
Yep. It’s so fascinating everyone soys about muh buildup when Thanos was in like 6 minutes of the entire saga before IW
>Thanos was in like 6 minutes of the entire saga before IW
That in itself is a buildup of sorts, but I think what these morons mean by build up is "the movies worked on their own" while occasionally hinting at a bigger thing.
Now they wanna do this nonsense where movies are interconnected but it feels like homework because I gotta watch x to understand y while at the same time none of it matters because time travel + multiverse etc. While at the same time they go "wow Thor will be with the Guardians - psyche he won't" so Marvel now is feels like a constant stream of Thor Dark World, just shitty movies
Half of the Infinity saga movies were mediocre to shit, the only good ones, and this is an indisputable fact and not opinion we’re: IM1, Avengers 1, Cap 2, Guardians 1, 2nd half of Cap 3, Ant Man 1, IW and Endgame.
The whole MCU is garbage.
The only movies they tried to do somehing good were the 2 first captain america and the first ironman movie.
The rest has been a collection of soulless crap.
i hate capeshitters like you wouldn't believe
zoomers gonna zoom, you know it's true
But remeber when Thor was meant to be a masterpiece, it's pretty bloody shit. Him vs the robot was the only good scene
Anthony Hopkins banishing Thor is kino
Because it was semi-improv. He scared Hiddleston shitless for a second.
>Because it was semi-improv.
Sure but that's just what Marvel movies are for the most part. Iron Man for example didn't even have a script at any point during production and actors were literally told to make up lines themselves.
Also when he arrives to save them from the frost giants.
thor 1 was the first movie i ever walked out of
I've only seen ragnarok and never seen a captain america movie or anything after iron Man 2
I always thought it was half good.
Wasn't it some Shakespeare shit.
He look so weird in first movie. Is it the bleached eyebrows?
lol from the same studio that made ironman
obviously, they fired all the people who worked on ironman
this might sound like typical Cinemaphile contrarianism, but i've always liked the original Thor the best (more than Ragnarok too, which i liked on release, but seem to like less now). i like how Branagh injected Shakespearen elements into the movie, every scene between Thor, Loki and the parents is kino, the banishing scene where Hopkins goes full ham is literally one of my favourites in the MCU
>I NOW TAKE FROM YOU YOUR POWER AND IN THE NAME OF MY FATHER AND HIS FATHER BEFORE, I, ODIN ALL-FATHER CAST YOU OUT
it's a very comfy watching experience overall
Exactly how I feel.
I feel the same. This is the most 2011 movie to ever exist and the foo fighters song in the credits is the cherry on top of the nostalgia cake. It's also what got me into Norse mythology
It's earnest in comparison with today's movies, has excelent 10/10 music, has a genuine family bond (Thor wants to protect his father, even the fricking villain wants it), Hopkins is ok, Loki's writing and acting are genuinely top tier 10/10, Thor as a fratboy brute bimbo is nice
But it's not a great movie at all. Asgard is still kinda plasticy and feels like a studio, earth scenes are directed in a really flat manner, the cgi giant robot is dumb as frick, Portman is a pretty bummer as always.
>But it's not a great movie at all
duh, no one said it is, but it's a fun watch precisely for the reasons you listed
Yeah you're right i'm just trying to slow down the horses of people's nostalgia after they saw how shit love and thunder was
it's a nice little comfy movie, but you compare it to Iron Man and you can see Thor was always a hard character for these creators
Did Logan ever sleep with Laura? I forget.
she never got old because her cells regenerated too fast so she never became sexually attractive in that universe
If only Logan was dickypilled.
tbh she was kinda ugly weird little bratt and only became a Valentina Nappi tier hot thick hips b***h later
True tbh. She's still somewhat a butterface. But a killer bod tho.
>that universe
Heh
Totally agree
Portman was completely miscast for this role. Original Thor was shit too
At least they are not claiming the 2nd movie was good too.
That shit was even worse.
I haven't seen Ragnarok or love and thunder but I'm ready to say that every Thor movie was garbage, just like every captain America movie was garbage and every guardians of the galaxy was garbage too.
>original thor is one of the best mcu movies
>prequels have always been great
have a nice day, boomer.
The prequels ars great and you can't change that, mouse Black person.
I hate that you're right
Loki learning about his Jotunn(Frost Giant) heritage is the best scene in the movie.
Odin banishing Thor is a second one.
Loki's acting and writing is fantastic, him asking for the guards when his dad has a heart attack is insanely touching for a villain
JMS writing is consistently fantastic. From Babylon 5 to comics and even superhero movie.
What about that homosexual show he did with the matrix trannies? Reminder he also tried to put queers shit in b5 but the network put a stop to that.
JMS isn’t in his prime now.
>Reminder he also tried to put queers shit in b5 but the network put a stop to that.
Good. Old studio execs knew what brings money.
I've got a soft spot for it since I like the grandiose feel of it, which is something they never really did again with Thor Though it's got some pretty big issues
>Kenneth Branagh thinks that dutch angles = comic book film and it's nauseating
>Portman and Dennings are annoying
>most of the New Mexico stuff is just lame
>Frost Giants and the Destroyer are boring villains
>the majority of the film features Thor not having his powers/hammer
But there's quite a few good bits to it as well. Loki and Odin are great and the dark golden aesthetic of Asgard makes it feel properly godly in a way that they inexplicably dropped after this. It's got a good soundtrack too, with a great main theme that was one of the victims of never really being reused since: https://youtu.be/lBuIbjIvoko
>JMS wrote this film
Huh, the more you know
Which is why the movie has smart dialogues and good plot. Whedon said that writing lines for Thor was the most difficult than any other character in the Avengers.
the scene where odin banishes thor was kino
Thor 1 was genuinely a good time. i like the Shakespearean approach Kenneth Brannagh brought.
Only Iron Man and Captain America were decent in phase 1.
The orginal was the only decent one.
>have Kat Dennings in your flick
>she only appears for a minute and is covered from head to toe in baggy clothing
Frick the MCU.
the original thor was always good, I haven't even seen L&T
that was a solid way to handle thor's origin and character instead of having this shitty ass quipping moron fat slob idiot himbo thor
you'd think after all these movies thor would have wisened up and grown like ironman but instead he deformed like hulk, another joke character who has no good character arcs
It's good at most. I just wished there was a scene where Thor rapes Jane and Darcy
Edgelord. Loki threatened to rape Jane when he went completely insane but it was just a threat to rile up Thor which it did. Rape is not in his character.
to a man dying of thirst and all that
the standards now is "not woke = kino"
this is terrible news if you look at it in the big picture because 5-10 years from now the woke shit today will be the kino because most movies by then will be even more woke
miss these homies like you wouldn’t believe bros
Such a complete waste.
Yeah, Māori savage butchered all of them in the beginning of his silly movie.
>barely a minute screentime and not even a glourious death scene
Kinda hoping they'd come back by the end, well that never happened
The Warriors three and Sif were crucial in the comics but Māori didn’t give a rat’s about them.
Thor 4 was good though. Better than ragnorok
homosexual
All the Thor movies are bad.
Every single Thor movie has been irredeemable shit and nobody can tell me otherwise. They're all fricking boring, every villain sucks, Hemsworth is a shit lead. 3 was bearable only because it was goofy and hulk could carry the lead role with Hemsworth. Despite probably being the most powerful and stereotypical "lead hero"[most similar avenger to superman], he's better as comic relief than anything.
The score was great. It had a romantic angle to it that hasn’t been seen since. I’d like to go back.
Patrick Doyle did a good job.
It is better than meme dumb Thor.
The original Thor is terrible, Thor 4 is terrible, I remember being pretty unimpressed by 2 but not completely hating it like I did 1 and 4, I can't remember anything about it though?
Ragnaros was ok
It was, the Avengers did Loki dirty
top tier scene, makes the movie watchable really
Quads of godly truth.
Hiddleston looks so different back then
Is it just the hairline?
He was 11 years younger?
The best scene in the movie and one of the best in the MCU. Breakthrough movie for Hiddleston.
The only good one was the 2nd
i still love the first half with loki and thor on a revenge journey to avenge their mom.
every thor movie besides ragnarok has been pretty moronic, should've kept thor from endgame honestly