>Zues sends Hercules to kill Thor >instead of killing him Hercules will end up being attracted to Thor and fall in love with him >Thor initailly refuses his advances as he is comically chased across space by a besotted Hercules >eventually Thor gives in and kisses Hercules in a passionate embrace >Thor ends up enjoying it and realises he's bi >Asgard celebrates
I guess they're going with the "Warrior heaven" thing
It's kind of shocking they would actually show an afterlife because the universe has been decidedly agnostic re; higher powers (all gods so far have just been strong aliens or metaphysical beings)
Honestly it sounds like bad editing in an insincere film. I actually like Taika’s stuff but I can see how him phoning in the humor would be a catastrophe. Or worse it will be like what happened with Guardians 2 where it was obvious no one challenged Gunn’s jokes after the success of the first one so it comes off as forced. Literally the meme of “it insists upon itself” >THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS FUNNY. I TAIKA WAITI AM RIGHT BECAUSE I AM FUNNY FRICK OFF.
>it will be like what happened with Guardians 2 where it was obvious no one challenged Gunn’s jokes after the success of the first one so it comes off as forced
I'm guessing that
>bad editing
Christian Bale said at the premiere that "so much good stuff was cut out of the final film" presumably because "it wouldn't have been as family friendly" and now reviewers are saying bale doesn't have enough screentime
sounds like he got robbed
Agreed. Also I genuinely don't know how you can do a comedy when gor is the antagonist and whor is a terminally hill cancer patient.
It's a real shame Ragnarok got popular, because now we are wasting good comics arcs for 1/3 of a mediocre movie.
I'm starting to really dislike this guy. I just get the feeling he has a massive ego. He made some fun films early on with his unique style, but the cracks are starting to show. His Star Wars is going to be terrible.
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I don’t think Whor: Woke Blunder will hit a billion either but Dr Strange not having been able to might have been due to it being shit and bad word of mouth moreso than fatigue
>so shes a pagan? >remember when Captain America said "there is only one God"?
egyptian,greek and scandinavian pantheon theyre all exist in marvel universe
I wish I liked anything as much as these people like capeshit. I don’t and maybe I’m just a depressed piece of shut now but their enthusiasm makes me cringe.
>I still need time to process
Why do all of these homosexuals need time to process capeshit ? I watch the MCU and like some movies but I don't need "time to process" fricking lmao
>I still need time to process
translates to: >I need to wait and gauge the general reception on [MEDIA PLATFORM] and base my opinion on the consensus.
>I still need time to process
Why do all of these homosexuals need time to process capeshit ? I watch the MCU and like some movies but I don't need "time to process" fricking lmao
>YOU HAVE NO INNER VOICE ? NO TELLING YOURSELF HOW FRICKING AMAZING THAT MARVEL MOVIE WAS ? THE COMEDY WAS AMAZING WAITITI IS A FRICKING GENIUS !!!! IT'S THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR GUARANTEED, HEMSWORTH IS ICONIC SISTERS
>this movie is a comedy
This is the main reason i cant watch the MCU. Like the Raimi spiderman movies had thier funny moments, but mcu is literally 3-5 jokes every fricking scene. EVERY character has to be funny or quirky. And the worst part is it has other movies doing it >they fly now?!? >they fly now.
Kill me bros
I just watched Dr Strange 2 and Holy shit the script, the editing, the direction and the cgi. What an absolute embarrasing shitfest. Anyone who thinks these movies are great needs shooting
>thor, gorr & whor
creative names
more like BORE, amirite?
>ITS AMAZING
>7/10
>7.5
lmao get frick mcuck
Frick watkiki. Hes not funny
What we do in the shadows is kiwi Kino you frick, and I liked Ragnarok too so there.
best thor movie yet?
If these people are having this type of reaction after seeing the movie then it must be abhorrent
This. Early reviews are always overly positive. When they struggle to not sound disappointed, its bad
a 7.5 from marvels biggest cuck is not good at all
almost every marvel movie is objectively a 6 out of 10, what's his usual rating?
>objectively
frick off
what's your average rating for marvel
I don't watch many but probably like a 3
Seethe NPC
Only morons think the quality of a movie can be measured objectively, moron.
>what's his usual rating
He said No Way Home was the best movie of all time
>cancer incoming
sounds thoring
hehe cute
>zeus
that's greek mythology
You know the Greek gods exist in the Marvel comics right?
>Zeus sends Hercules to kill Thor
kek
>Zues sends Hercules to kill Thor
>instead of killing him Hercules will end up being attracted to Thor and fall in love with him
>Thor initailly refuses his advances as he is comically chased across space by a besotted Hercules
>eventually Thor gives in and kisses Hercules in a passionate embrace
>Thor ends up enjoying it and realises he's bi
>Asgard celebrates
Screen shot this post
Welcoms Jane to Valhalla? The frick does that even mean? Jane is an asgardian? I get what they were going for but thats such a shit take holy frick.
moron how the frick do you think the mythology came from its scandinavian people before christianity they believe will go to valhalla
I guess they're going with the "Warrior heaven" thing
It's kind of shocking they would actually show an afterlife because the universe has been decidedly agnostic re; higher powers (all gods so far have just been strong aliens or metaphysical beings)
Moon knight showed the afterlife though
She's actually 2.1% Nordic according ancestry DNA
I've seen 2.1% of her butthole. more maybe.
so who will they cast as herc bros?
imagine if they actually got cavill
ahem
Even has the natural Greek skin tone.
Greeks are not that dark.
i thought that was nic cage in the thumbnail.
Reminder that Black Adam is the reason we don't have Rock as Namor
Please no Caville's too blessed, he's had to endure being a shit Superman and in that Witcher show
I'd say the widely shared opinion of the witcher fans is that henry is doing Geralt justice, i think he's great in it.
Pretty sure it's already confirmed to be some no name israelite
He's played by Brett Goldstein
>Hercules is Persian/Arab
OOF
That's how mediterranean people look
Skin colour yes but there are clear differences from an Arab, Persian, and a med
Not really
Yes really
A lot of arabs are mediterranean to begin with, so arbitrary distinction. The dude could clearly pass for Greek
Somehow, it manages to get worse.
Isn't this the computer generated guy? Like he's just a video game character pretty much... he doesn't actually exist irl right?
>Goldstein
>Horrifically poor casting choice for a traditionally honored White role
Every time.
in any other context all you guys would be going,
>greek 'people'
>white
but I guess you need something to be outraged about
There's only one Hercules.
It's gonna be some black or brown guy, don't kid yourself lmao
>Gorr the God Butcher
>Butchers zero gods
Somehow I’m not surprised
I’m pretty sure he kills “actor loki” and “actor odin” according to the leaks, maybe bastet too, I dunno
>Asgard is dead
>Valhalla still exists
What?
Who cares. You’re only supposed to laugh. Look! Thor is silly again!
Who is Thor's daughter? or is this ESL mistake?
Clearly it's Thor taking Gorrs daughter on adventures.
He is going to frick her....
How is that ESL mistake? Thor and Gorr’s daughter is correct.
It describes person A - Thor
And B - Gorr daughter
How the frick else do you write it?
He is describing the daughter Thor and Gorr had together
You would then say “the daughter of Thor and Gorr, name here, and character B etc etc”
>How is that an ESL mistake?*
HMMMMMMMMMM
>Thor doesn't beat main villain
2 for 2 now.
>And Valkyrie takes his lightning from him.
Jesus, she already cucked all the norse gods, I guess next is the Greek ones in her reign of terror.
>it's Thorbin' time
I can't believe this is actually going to be in the movie
Didn't heimdall get killed by thanos in IW?
The person he welcomes in is also dead, afterlife scene tbh
Honestly it sounds like bad editing in an insincere film. I actually like Taika’s stuff but I can see how him phoning in the humor would be a catastrophe. Or worse it will be like what happened with Guardians 2 where it was obvious no one challenged Gunn’s jokes after the success of the first one so it comes off as forced. Literally the meme of “it insists upon itself”
>THIS IS FUNNY BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS FUNNY. I TAIKA WAITI AM RIGHT BECAUSE I AM FUNNY FRICK OFF.
Watiti is his character in Free Guy
>it will be like what happened with Guardians 2 where it was obvious no one challenged Gunn’s jokes after the success of the first one so it comes off as forced
I'm guessing that
Guardians 2 is one of the only good marvel movies
>bad editing
Christian Bale said at the premiere that "so much good stuff was cut out of the final film" presumably because "it wouldn't have been as family friendly" and now reviewers are saying bale doesn't have enough screentime
sounds like he got robbed
Interesting. Sounds like Christian was putting it nicely.
Agreed. Also I genuinely don't know how you can do a comedy when gor is the antagonist and whor is a terminally hill cancer patient.
It's a real shame Ragnarok got popular, because now we are wasting good comics arcs for 1/3 of a mediocre movie.
>Cutting out Baleman's acting talent
I ain't watching this shit bro
The real answer
>unapologetically having your own style is insincere
>his own style
>rips off everyone else's style
>unapologetically having your own style is insincere
Oof.
wtf TaikaBros
Man I could not stop cringing out of my seat during that beardface scene or whatever it was. It just went on forever holy shit.
I'm starting to really dislike this guy. I just get the feeling he has a massive ego. He made some fun films early on with his unique style, but the cracks are starting to show. His Star Wars is going to be terrible.
iron man (2008)
>80% serious plot
>20% comedy
thor love and thunder (2022)
>95% comedy
>5% serious plot
just make another "epic movie" so we can be done with the genre
were finally approaching marvel fatigue. Dr Strange didnt even reach a billion kek
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I don’t think Whor: Woke Blunder will hit a billion either but Dr Strange not having been able to might have been due to it being shit and bad word of mouth moreso than fatigue
I am absolutely unequivocally completely and unabashedly sick of the female gender.
>Jane goes to Valhalla
so shes a pagan?
remember when Captain America said "there is only one God"?
>so shes a pagan?
>remember when Captain America said "there is only one God"?
egyptian,greek and scandinavian pantheon theyre all exist in marvel universe
tv shows get ignored remember when Wanda brought up her tv show, dr strange said LOL WHO CARES
>tv shows get ignored
moron opinion matt murdock literally appear in spidey newest movie played by the same series actor
passing cameo reference to make marvelcucks cream
no the moneyshot werent cox it was garfield and maguire
Same actor but not the same character
Same with kingpin
>uhhhh it doesnt count
cope the reply
I love when people say they still need to “process” shit then follow it immediately with the only take they’ll ever have about it.
I wish I liked anything as much as these people like capeshit. I don’t and maybe I’m just a depressed piece of shut now but their enthusiasm makes me cringe.
Gorr arc in comics was dark and depressing and Thor loses literally everything.
I wanted them to adapt it but not as a fart comedy
focus groups said Thor is Austin Powers now so no.
ok but what does grace randolph have to say about it
She said it felt very much like a second film. Not as fresh as the first and just kind of going through the motions before setting up the next Thor.
I told y'all... brace yourselves...
FANTASTIC FOUR will be a straight up ACTION COMEDY
Which spells Doom for Doctor Doom.
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#releasethegorrcut
Why is every marvel movie now including two IPs?
>Thor and guardians
>strange and Wanda
>Spider-Man and strange
It's the phase 4 plan, since there's no big avengers movie coming out soon they made every movie a team up
teamup movies tend to make more money, so just make every movie a teamup movie
reddit tier humor
>everything I don't like is reddit
It moves very fast due to being for children and man children.
>twitter thread for advertising capeshit
my fricking god.
Taika the fraud
>~~*david cohen*~~
it's a no from me
>even marvel shills only give it 7.5/10
oh no no no
So they used capeshit to make a romantic comedy? That's a helluva bait and switch.
>This movie is a comedy
So, like all Marvel films? They stuff every movie to the brim with quips and shit, there's no room for it to breathe.
>I still need time to process
>7.5
>I still need time to process
translates to:
>I need to wait and gauge the general reception on [MEDIA PLATFORM] and base my opinion on the consensus.
>I still need time to process
Why do all of these homosexuals need time to process capeshit ? I watch the MCU and like some movies but I don't need "time to process" fricking lmao
You have no inner voice do you anon? No words in that little brain of yours
Shill israelite Black person homosexual, kys
>YOU HAVE NO INNER VOICE ? NO TELLING YOURSELF HOW FRICKING AMAZING THAT MARVEL MOVIE WAS ? THE COMEDY WAS AMAZING WAITITI IS A FRICKING GENIUS !!!! IT'S THE BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR GUARANTEED, HEMSWORTH IS ICONIC SISTERS
What ratings did he give No Way Home and Dr Strange 2?
he called no way home the greatest movie ever
No way
pretty sure he did
home
7.5/10 on the marvel disneydrone scale is basically a D- to a normal person
This is going to be bad, I guarantee it.
>this movie is a comedy
This is the main reason i cant watch the MCU. Like the Raimi spiderman movies had thier funny moments, but mcu is literally 3-5 jokes every fricking scene. EVERY character has to be funny or quirky. And the worst part is it has other movies doing it
>they fly now?!?
>they fly now.
Kill me bros
>IS THAT A LITERAL WHO TWITTER homosexual
>AND HE LIKES MY CAPESHIT
>OMG OMG OMG KINO CONFIRMED YOU GUYS
>need time to process a toddler movie.
>the gayest of capeshit
>still need time to process
Lmao
I just watched Dr Strange 2 and Holy shit the script, the editing, the direction and the cgi. What an absolute embarrasing shitfest. Anyone who thinks these movies are great needs shooting
That’s not nice to Mike Stoklasa
>Capeshit
>Kino
Thanks I needed a laugh
Notting Chris Hemsworth has ever done will be good.
Fricking garbage actor.
This. Hes the male equivalent of Gal Gadot
so who is playing Gorr's daughter
>ITS THORIN’ TIME
I walked out the theater
>it's good because it's funny
I hate marvel so much
Frick mcu
Grow up
7.5/10 isn't "kino"
Stop debasing the word
>I need time to process
Eat a dick Matt.
>moves very fast due to runtime
Is that a diss? He doesn't praise the pacing or how engaged and immersed it keeps the audience. He just says it feels fast because it's short.
this guy is the biggest capeshill i've ever seen, if he's giving this a 7.5 then its gotta be complete dogshit
apparently the press screenings in south korea did not go well
what happened to the korean public?
movie hasn't released there yet, this was just for critics and apparently reactions were bad
well i love to hear that i want taika waititi to lose that arrogant smirk with commercial failure