Thor Love & Thunder

What a POWER couple!

...get it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    based natalie getting ripped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      will it set a trend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally touched up with CGI

      not cgi

      blind idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this, female actors need to start working out for their roles

      should have been taller and more curvy but still fit
      why do Disney and gays hate the female body so much

      >So how does some random human ex girlfriend of Thor become a god?
      Through the power of feminism, the strongest force in the universe.

      >shes got help
      instantly leaves them behind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >instantly leaves them behind

        they werent even actually standing together in the movie. the scene makes zero sense and basically exists outside of the action that it was shoved into. they were just depicted standing together for the shot and their actual location at the time was ignored

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WMWF

    Based Taika Waititi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinks they're a romantic couple in this movie
      >Doesn't realize she's there to replace Thor in the MSheU
      Anon, I...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is the only poster I saw for Thor 3.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bring back aging nuclear impacting wall actress as a god
        >plot is about a god killer mass shooter
        Bros....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ummm excuse me REDDItroony
      but this is Cinemaphile and israelites arent white

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        Also, according to a quick Early Life check, Chris Hemsworth's maternal grandmother is Irish. He'd otherwise be white, but the taint of mick blood makes him some kind of inside-out quadroon.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't they spend a little more on costumes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thor's costumes have always been the worst. In comics, the stylized representation of armor looks kind of cool. It also works OK in a movie so long as the context is Asgard or some other highly stylized setting. But it looks like a plastic halloween costume on normal earth.

      Offhand I can't think of any other marvel costume that has this problem, except maybe Dr. Strange. Iron Man's look depends on how shitty the CGI is for a particular scene. The spandex suits are usually adapted to look pretty good in live action (eg Captain America), though again might look bad with shitty CGI (eg black panther). Vision just shapeshifts to if he needs to blend in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Thor's costumes have always been the worst.
        And by that I'm talking about pretty much all the Asgard costumes when not in Asgard or at least some outer-space setting. I just re-watched the first Avengers movie for the first time since I saw it in theaters and Loki looks ridiculous during that scene in Germany wearing that goofy hat and robes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Natalie CGI arms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not cgi

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how can she wield the hammer!?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who is worthy will have the powers of Thor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its made of plastic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a movie for bugmen and manchildren

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she got cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can she slap?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they both have dumb costumes and way too much makeup on making them look like trannies

    also no one watches capeshit anymore grandpa

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate all of them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thor’s costume looks really cheap

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Computers working overtime on Natalie's CGI muscles.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This Summer...
    >Sparks Will Fly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      big kek

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Natalie's costume is fricking perfect, might be the best suit in the MCU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. pathetic shill
      Also, this is the best "costume" in the MCU. Great design, appropriately sinister and impressive, helmet looks both pilot-like and beak-like, jacket looks like a vulture's ruff but also an aviator jacket. Made Vulture look cool, which is hard to do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        objectively correct

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No Portman's costume is perfect here

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the Aquaman audience
    Sorry but Walki Talki isn’t even half as talented as James Wan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the Aquaman audience
      what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he's saying "We want Chinks to throw 300 million at our shit", but that ship has sailed for both Marvel AND DC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Strong male/female leads. Too bad Thor is a charisma vacuum and Portman hasn’t been attractive in 20 years

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sex with israeli milfs

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any photos or videos of Natalie training for this movie?

    I want to see if her arms are real or CGI.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. Because she’s a lazy piece of shit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Same soulless male awfull body vibe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want Jane to crush my head like a melon

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another white man bad main character is actually the strong female bait and switch movie from Disney

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beta Ray Bill would frick em both up.
    Probably Frog-Thor and Jelly in a can Thor as well.
    I just don't care about this shit anymore.
    I would watch another Ant Man or Shazam over this.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look like two men they were supposed to emphasize portman's feminine forms but then you remember it's disney so you understand that this is on purpose

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They look like power rangers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and thats a good thing

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how does some random human ex girlfriend of Thor become a god?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So how does some random human ex girlfriend of Thor become a god?
      Through the power of feminism, the strongest force in the universe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this entire group got b***h slapped by the purple guy

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ana raio e zé trovão

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So this is how Disney dies
    With THUNDEROUS applause

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'ate Disney
    'ate Marvel
    'ate capeshit
    'ate Israel

    love me Hershlag

    simple as

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

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