>Thou art a loose cannon, Ser Kowalski. >I want thy blade and thy heraldry on my desk this instant

>Thou art a loose cannon, Ser Kowalski
>I want thy blade and thy heraldry on my desk this instant
>AND THY OTHER BLADE

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAMN THEE KOWALSKI, I'VE GOT THE LORD BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And another most pressing matter calls for your urgent attention.
    >Ye shall henceforth be served by a new squire, no longer shall ye be a lone knight, lofty above the King's just laws.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Damn thee Ser Kowalski!
      >Thoust we're supposeth to arrest John of York not destroyeth his entire castle!
      >Thou art off this Crusade!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ser Kowalski, this is Gabon of the far off Zulu Tribe, from this day forward he shall see to it that thee adhere to the letter of the law, and thoust will teach him the manner of a proper knight.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Hebrews hath cursed me to a life of chastity
    >Those that say otherwise are but men in the clothes of maidens!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My very visage and verbiage doth bear resemblance to this image

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Partake of thy potions as prescribed, with all haste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Partake in relations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No maiden is fair and worthy these mournful days
        Harlots the lot of them, stricken by a plague of the beasts who dwell in the sand

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Verily, sir, yon womenfolk of flesh and blood are but naughty shrews. Yea, shall my affections lie with none but the uncorrupted embroidered maidens of the tapestries.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of bright and honest truth! A fellow finally speaks!
            What can be done of such a tragedy...
            Doth expect us to venture out familiar yonder, merely to spread thy seed with a maiden worthy?
            Nay! I proclaim! Within the scrolls of my immediate confines is truer truth and where thy life be!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Endeavor to rationalize thine absurd notions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The occident hath fallen. Thousands must perish!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tens must perish

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      According to the royal census, four and one per cent of eunuchs taketh their own lives and are thus condemned to the fires of eternal torment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rine yon sod.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Christendom hath fallen.

      >Total Saracen Death.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Partake in relations

      heh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This portrait bears a clear resemblance to mine own visage, And I often pen similar thoughts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should one believe as they do the assurance of the sun, of the spirit of these words?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chastity was a virtue during the middle ages. Specially among knights with court love and all that. He should be complaining about all those bar wenches throwing himself at him on his way to Holy Land

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have heard unfortunate tales of his many failures in courting the women of our country. How he approaches them short of breath and lacking words. Finally bellowing out the most worrisome and stilted moanings of wrath against our great knights and merchants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This decree hath qualities far superior amongst its own kind as even a peasant can recognize its crier consumes red medicine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thou shalt never be a maiden faire.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get thee gone, trogdolyte.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ye olde Kek! Fourth inscription, highest quality inscription!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Open scroll
      >The hebrews hath stitched yet another Nubian into it

      kek'd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir Chuddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millions must be stricken with plague

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Verily, maidens of our time prove ill-suited for matrimony. Indeed, the comportment and physique of maidens nowadays doth suggest they are fashioned more for the indulgence of the moors than for the sanctity of marriage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go away, we are having fun

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Art thou threatened by the prowess of the moors? Hath they filched away thy beloved, perchance?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just trying to keep the party going. You're a different class of butthole.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Begone, Moore-lover. Thine axe-wound was not begotten in glorious battle but in a fervor of madness.

              Seek counsel from wise sages, for they may offer thee solace in thy plight.Thou shalt never grace womanhood, for such a fate is beyond thy reach

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Begone, Moore-lover. Thine axe-wound was not begotten in glorious battle but in a fervor of madness.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ah frick its over.
              say thank you to the party pooper ladies and gentlemen! Threads over, lets all go home!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              remember friend, its not because you're racist, its because you're stupid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Verily, the maidens of the village doth refuse my courtship for I have not wealth nor land nor nobility nor the ideal stature of a knight. Nay, a calamity of such horror hath not stricken the western realms since the black death! I proclaimeth the maidens must forget their unwholesome fantasies of chivalry and resign thineselves to betrothing us peasant folk.

        Though you speaketh in jest and mockery, your words ring true

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Verily, the maidens of the village doth refuse my courtship for I have not wealth nor land nor nobility nor the ideal stature of a knight. Nay, a calamity of such horror hath not stricken the western realms since the black death! I proclaimeth the maidens must forget their unwholesome fantasies of chivalry and resign thineselves to betrothing us peasant folk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Maidens oweth me carnally

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Open scroll
    >The hebrews hath stitched yet another Nubian into it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      expell!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those coin clippin'!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mine visage whenst

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thine other blade* innit?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loose cannon
    >not "loose catapult"

    so close op

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cannons have existed since the 12th century thoughbeit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cannons didn't reach Europe until after the crusades

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which Crusades? There were some as late as the 16th century

          Chinese gun powder firework cannons do not count

          >In Europe, one of the earliest mentions of gunpowder appeared in Roger Bacon's Opus Majus in 1267

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese gun powder firework cannons do not count

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah they weren't used in medieval times

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They were commonplace on battlefields by 1400, Earlier in Seiges

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loose bombard would be a better term

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how come the templars keep getting kicked out of each country that lets them in

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a cousin in court!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nay a scroll
    >nay a tapestry
    >nay even a portrait
    >the man is a spectre, i say

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hie the forthwith to his betrothed. She, perchance, will know whither he hath flown
      >my lord, I…

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nary even a baptismal record? The man be a fantom.

      Hath he ever even caught the attention of a chambermaid?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Never seen at the village tavern
      >Never courted a maid
      >Never attended Mass
      >He's a phantom

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Elderly Nun starts reciting poetry faster than Dafydd ap Gwilym

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets accused of witchcraft and fricking immolated

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hark, dost thou perceive a dulcet tone?
    >Nay, I hear naught but silence
    >Precisely, therein lies the import

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attend a drama performance
    >lower mine head and declare, FORSOOTH, YONDER NUBIAN SHALL ANON SUFFER GRAVE ABASHMENT
    >mirth spreads amidst the crowd
    >slave makes a vacuous noise with his mouth and states "Thine antics are acknowledged, Saxon knave"
    >a woman doth remark "Behold he is most winsome"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THIS KNAVE IS SUPPING ON BEANS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Thine antics are acknowledged, Saxon knave"
      >a woman doth remark "Behold he is most winsome"
      lol

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't talk to me or to my wife's Nubian son ever again!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tyre. Zounds, I remain in Tyre. Every morn I fear I shall awake in the desert.
    >Upon my glorious return after the Second Crusade the fear was worse, sunrise brought naught but blackness for me.
    >I took a vow of silence toward my wife, and the king said nay to a divorce.
    >On those accursed sands, I thought of naught but English soil. While in England, my entire being was drawn back to the Holy Crusade.
    >I have been here half-a-fortnight now, waiting for a march, my resolve ever-softening.
    >With each sand of the hourglass I grow weaker, and with each sand of the hourglass the Saracen grows stronger.
    >With every glance about my abode some malign force makes it seem ever-smaller.
    >But The Lord on high gives each man his due. I wanted a march, and for my sins He gave me one.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Saladin doth not sail the tide!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exquisitely kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really good anon
      but the 2nd Crusade was in the Iberian Peninsula

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Second Crusade was a larp recreation of 1st Crusade. You're thinking of Catalan crusade/Reconquista, which aren't part of the numbered Crusades.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thoust art merely bequeathed the coin and vassalage favour of Ser Robért DuBaskin

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain thy portal wizardry in English Merlin
    >Draws two dots with feather and ink on parchment, unsheathes a dagger, and connects the two points through the dagger being thrust through the parchment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pierces a Bible with a dagger
      >Someone pierces him with a dagger

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That's it, Bartholomew, hand over your standard issue chainmail, your holy cross, and your dagger. You're no longer part of this Crusade
    >but Sire,
    >NO BUTTS, this order came straight from the Vatican. it is out of my hands. perhaps you should have thought of that when you decided to leak information to the Turks.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >n

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We train good Christian men to put entire cities to the sword but the priests won't let them write the Lord's name in vain on their shields because... IT'S OBSCENE!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a good chuckle and applaude all of you gents

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >His nativity falls subsequent to the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and ninety five
    Upon my tableau of visages...

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The pope is forcing our king into a humiliation ritual
    >We need you to enter the Vatican and put an end to him so we can install our puppet
    >If you are caught, we will deny your existence

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thee has't not to liketh mine own methods but thee might not but respect it sir

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I beg thy pardon anon, but I cannot vouchsafe thee any crustaceans on this day, for the playhouse hath decreed a proscription against bachelors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doth a lowly shadow-"man" request thee lower thyself to partake in such barbaric exchange?
      Begone foul being, lest you plague our nourishment and entertainment further !

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a man of God, and forswear all feminine wiles, for they are those of the Devil. I'll hear no more foolishness, get ye back there and return anon with the bounty of the sea, floating in good salty butter, or I'll have thee accosted and flogged, dost thou understand, Robert? Thou art but a knave, and I shall write the Bishop a diatribe on thy ignorance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what would i sound like if i asked for a ticket to see the magical society of uh....

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thusly, a fool.
        A grave encounter did one's head have with the most fearsome slab of wood?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Robert, I respect thee and thine establishment well enough, but thou art vexing me gravely. If thou refuseth mine request once more, I shall utter that blasphemous word what causeth ye sons of Ham to recoil upon hearing. Now, I beseech thee, be a good Christian and hand over my requested sustenance and theater ticket.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A pox upon thee and thy kin, ye sooty cur! Thine heart is as black as thine flesh! On Christ's name I swear this, I shall sell ye into bondage with the other blackamoors whence the next ship arrives! I swear before God, ye dog!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i seriously hope you fellows do not partake in such activity

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no maiden

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Baneth?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Scroll I have drafted for the guild lists, Thyself, Cleric Pavel but only one of thee. The first of your number to talk I shall allow to remain on thy wagon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such loyalty for men of coin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or perhaps they do wonder why thou would behead a man before throwing him from the ramparts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mayhaps they ponder why thou wouldst hang a man afore drawing and quartering him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or perhaps they do wonder why thou would behead a man before throwing him from the ramparts

            Forsooth, one of you knaves may yet give his voice. Prithee, whom art thou?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bailiff, it matters not which name I am called by, but that which I intend to accomplish.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It matters not whom we art, what is of greater import is our designs for the future.

              Not a soul spared a thought for me until I donned the helm.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If I removed thy helm wouldst thou perish?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would bring untold agonies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For thou

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thou art a knight of great stature

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You be a man of great stature

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Thou art a large fellow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For thee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prayeth I deprive thee of thine helmet, wouldst thou perish before thy time?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It would cause great suffering.
        For thou.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fare thee well good gents. It was a privilege to post with you kind sirs, but now it's time to take mine own life because I've commited the sacrilege of partaking of swine flesh on a Lent Friday. Tell mine offspring that I love them and to my harlot wife to stop buggering that Moor fellow, or by God Almighty I will return as a ghoul and haunt her till Kingdom Come!

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME MY LONGSWORD, HO

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads have gotten lame since you know any moron can just use ChatGPT or Claude to generate responses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thy scrolls be of inferior quality, as we have seen any simple minded knave may conscript the services of the automaton scribes to compose the prose.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd wager only a fraction are actually generated and most are ad-hoc, given the organic inconsistencies in the language.
      also
      >Dare I wander into this discussion most joyous and slather it in my ashen woes
      >Doth say, stricken peasants, prithee gaze upon the light, and understand such as I do!
      >your merriment is not of your own, but of high witchcraft from the abominable machine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chatgpt dung cant write this moronic and be funny as well. most of it would just be transcribed from copypastas into ye olde shitpostings at best but not from zero

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only the basest of knaves need employ the works of an accursed golem

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YONDER MAIDEN TWAS BUT ONLY 12 SUMMERS OF AGE THOU DETESTABLE KNAVE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Catamite

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Year 3 of the 2 week crusade to take Jerusalem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Year 10 of the Ottoman siege of Crete

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sire the Stratioti we hired have turned around and besieged Venice demanding better conditions and the removal of Balian of Antioch as head of the Crusade

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thou speakst in riddles;
    What means this sign-board?
    Upon which is writ: "Ser Sneed's Feed and Seed, former property of Ser Buck"
    I demand you descry your purpose in this jest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tis a punne or a play upon words.

      If Sir Sneed runneth a feed and seed merchants, then Sir Chuck may have ranne a house of ill repute.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Were I, perchance, to remove thine Hounskull, wouldst thou perish?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THOU
      THOU
      THOU
      THOU

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    M

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      O

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        O

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          R

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In what manner shall thou respon lest thou be perceived vexed

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >In this realm of vain ambition I stand as the man from Cathay. Casper was privy to this

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Sign makes but subtle jest! The former tenant was Ser Chuck of Rural Route 9, But once the property were bequeathed upon his Squire Sneed of Springfield, The Sign changed meaning it's prior reading would have implications of fornication most foul!

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Thou art a fellow of great constitution.
    >For thee.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thine moor art NUTS!

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le "ser"

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I desireth thy crust milord

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the lord, the outer rim of thine rectum possesses the texture of eggshells most fragile!

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUARDS MAKE HASTE
    A MAN WHO PARTAKES IN THE MOST EVIL OF EVILS

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And He said unto His flock; "And if thou ask't 'What words I might breathe unto thy if thou were in mine presence;' to thou I would say 'None, for I would take thy into mine own bosom and hear what words thy would breathe; for that is what no man hath done for thy.'"

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE CUSTODIAL PEASANT RECIEVETH NO COIN FOR HIS LABOUR

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So then, he must toil so as to receiveth the grace of the Lord?
      >Nay. He toils neither for the Lord or for nary a sixpence.
      >Nary?
      >Aye.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He reside within the dungeon of his mother's residence, His only sustenance that of bread and cheap cheese

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doth he hold them in his warme pockets?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    O horror, our Lord stands behind me I fear.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forget Dyracchium, forget Ioannina, forget his bastardry, Bohemond of Taranto hath no respect for this thing. He hath never been on Crusade, not really. He is a man who abandoned the holy pilgrimage to make himself Prince of Antioch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He never had the makings of a colour bearing knight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gird yourself, m’lords. I come bearing news that I scarcely believe myself
      >Sir Vito is a sodomite!
      >What was that, sir knave?
      >I prithee pardon, good sir, yet ‘tis true
      >I heard tell from Sir Sal Iacuzzo…
      >Aye, I know the name. He haileth from the hamlet of Yonkers, doth he not?
      >The very same. Sir Sal’s cousin had been at a public house where sodomites hath been known to gather. Supposedly his purpose in visiting the establishment was purely mercantile
      >While there, he espied Sir Vito, attired in an altogether fantastical matter. Clad was he head to toe in leather
      >…I know not if this tale strikes me true. I suspect it a villainous artifice, concocted to sully the good name of out sir Vito. What say you, Sir Anthony?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How much more betrayal canst thou have fallen upon thee?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir Vito; a Florentine? and he the great master builder
        >forsooth my lord of Soprano who of this merry companie thought that when he spoke of greasing the corporation of masons, as was oft his habit, that very unusual and grave sin was in truth that of which he spoke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pray consider, sir Anthony. The man doth embody a sickly visage as of recent times. Shedded he hath many a stone.
        >PLAGUE?
        >NOBODY SUFFERETH FROM PLAGUE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MAIDEN MOST FAIR:
      Many thanks, ser knight!
      SER CHIP:
      I shall be loyle to mine suzerain.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moor wouldst lick mine anus, I'd wager

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    t'would be THINE OTHER BLADE methinks

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    An inquiry into why doth persist upon such an ill-crafted and often seen utterance

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >and yon smaller blade thee keepest in thine boot, good sir knight

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Appendage Situation? I heard tale Ser Renner was castrated upon a collision with a heavy wagon constructed for passage through snow most deep

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verily, he is nowe a eunuch and singeth castrato for a Pope's cardinale

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His apanage hath been ravaged by roving bands of routiers who have burned and torn apart the width and length of the country such that a man can ride for many miles and not see a reeking house nor hear a wiener crow.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATH ABANDONED MINE SQUIRE

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sodomites whomst partake under guise of spirited twins, thou art

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AN IRON CONSTRUCT OF GREAT SIZE DOTH RESIDE UPON HIS HIP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the lady hath perished???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >eat and be merrie and let there from this day be no quarrel between us!
        >but temper thy apetites child, knowest thee not that I but render a wife's weregild unto thee and thine
        >pray good landlady, put down thy counting frame and fetch me thy bill, for I much desire to leave this place

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ebin

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wager the custodians of this bulletin don the attire of ladies and furthermore receive no wages for their services.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REGALE ME OF YOUR MASTER! WHY PRAYTELL, DOTH HE HIDE HIS VISAGE THUSLY?
    >THOU ART QUITE LOYAL FOR A LOWLY VAGABOND!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Perhaps he doth wonder upon why thou would behead a squire before tossing him from the battlements?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Verily, ye can speak the King's English. Who art thou?

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the knave standeth at my back, doth he not?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALAS, MY LOVE, YOU DO ME WRONG
    TO CAST ME OFF DISCOURTEOUSLY
    FOR I HAVE LOVED YOU SO LONG
    DELIGHTING IN YOUR COMPANY
    GREENSLEEVES WAS MY ALL MY JOY
    GREENSLEEVES WAS MY DELIGHT
    GREENSLEEVES WAS MY HEART OF GOLD
    AND WHO BUT MY LADY GREENSLEEVES

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aye...
    >Aye...
    >Ney...
    >Thou does not knoweth...
    SER STAYVEN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY DIDST THOU NOT COME TO CONFESSION, STAYVEN?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doest thou hath a maiden, Ser Stayven?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would thee furnish thyself on the morrow with this day's unwash'd garments?
      >Yea

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Though one score and ten years I have liv'd, ne'er have I felt the soft touch of a maiden's flesh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rejoice, for thou may now become a student in the arcane arts of alchemy and necromancy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NECROMANCY? IN GODS OWN THREAD?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It bears greater probability than thou might conceive!

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my sides

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it beith concluded

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What of Plan II?
    >That WERE Plan II

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will you be wanting the stallion then?
    >Middle of the sabbath, Alfraed? Not very subtle.
    >The palfrey then. Much more subtle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hath become a tangerine, good Sir Bruce. I am tangerine Alfred, verily.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Orange King art a tyrant, So sayeth the supporters of the Usurper Biden

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hath become a tangerine, good Sir Bruce. I am tangerine Alfred, verily.

      >In tymes of olde, when I was on the LORD's crusade in the land of pagans and devils known as byurmar, I saw a mere peasant child with a gem of great artistry, I swear upon my honour it was the size of a saracen's yellow apple

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >some knaves desire not but chevauchée

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tis a simple plan, We shall slay the Bat Knight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO MORE FROM THE JESTER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NO MORE FROM THE JESTER

      >Let us turn the sundial back a year. Yon knights and barons would not dare take up the sword 'gainst any of thee. What happened? Didst thou manly parts take flight?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thou seeist, a Jester, like me...
        >A demon! *laughter*
        A jester, like me... Hark! I knowest why thou go to confession in midday! I knowest why thou cower from nightly shadow. The Bat Knight.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > IN YE OLDE ENGLISHE, MEDICUS!

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thy maiden was unflowered you wretch!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No matter how unsavory she shall be, i have had relations most sweet, while you bathe in the curdles of your foul existence.
      I am the victor!

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Geten theis choleric oute of here.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hast thou attended a performance of the play Musketeer?
    >I thought the actress Katelyn of clan Mara is lovely to gaze upon despite having the countenance of a simian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crafted by Christ for ENP (engorged nubian phallus)

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moors could be here, he thought

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With a steed thoust can travel the length of this sceptred isle, he proclaimed to himself aloud

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the 3 shilling cherris coursed through his thick and powerful English veins, fortifying him, and ascending to his caput driving away his (merited) fear of moorish blaggards ere fair Phoebus ranged the firmement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apologies, good sir. Prithee, where dost thou seek the company of thine fair maidens?

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that maiden was 1 second away from being bound to you in matrimony, you sick frick!

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and they cudgel.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir Kowalski, is it true what I hath heard about thou burning innocent new-christians? 6 of them, no less!
    >Sir Chief, I hath proof of their evil-doings, among which blood libels and pacts and dances with the devil!
    >Sir Kowalski, in this monastery, we playeth by the Holy Book!

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I chanced upon Lord Oison at a marketplace in London yesterdaye. I proclaimed how awesom it was to meete his Lordship in the living flesh, but I did not wishe to be a churl and bother him and beseech him for patronage or the like.
    He cried, “O! such as you doth act now?”
    I was taken a-backe, and all I could doth utter was “Hem?” but he continually made to interrupe myselfe and went “hem? hem? hem?” and closing his hand shutte afore mine face. I departed and continued with my shop, and I heard his Lordship chuck as I walked a-waye. Whence I came to pay for mine goods up front I saw him attempteth to abscond from the square with such as like fifteene sweet rolls in his hands with-out having paied.
    The wench behynde the stall was very nyce about it and professhennalle, and said “M'lord, thou must needs purchayse those afore.” In the first instance he kept pretending to be fatigued and deafe to her, but in time tourned back a-boute and broughteth them to the stall.
    Whence she tooke one of the rolls and made to weigh it multipill times, he arested her and told her to weighteth them eache indiuidually “to preuente any alchemical infetterence,” and thence tourned a-rounde and blinked but one eye in my direction. I doth not even beleue that to be a worde. Afterward she weighted eache roll and put them in a bag and began to pronounceth the price, he continued to interrupe her by yawning with great force.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shall not read such a long scroll

      My blessings or sympathies be upon you, Whichever news your scroll do contain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zounds! Ye low efforte Troll

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verily, anonne doth poste well, hem

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How wouldst thou value Troubadours and Versifiers?

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How doth one retort while keeping wrath at bay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thine feeble attempts at painting me as a common fool hath no wit and doth thyself no good! Thou art but a bed wench, a meager prostitute whom I spit at!

      >the only spit thou doth knoweth, Sir Jonahad, be that of the roasted suckling pig, with which thou maketh thinself feasts aplenty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This French maiden of low character must not be allowed to continue to escape judgment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The French may have carried the day but take heart good comrades we require but time and the wit with which the good Lord, our Creator has endowed us in abundance to pen a rejoinder with wich we will gird ourselves and go into that land of France to put an end most definitite to this scurrilous whench and her jackanapery.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thine good Lord may have endowed thee with thine wit, but poor Sir Jonahad hath been endowed with but a most unending appetite and the corpulence to show for it, after all, hath he not earneth the nickname of 'the Fat'?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Give me but little time, my brothers, and I shall brew such a philter that it will wash away this stain on our honour
            Time..

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Let not advantage slip Sir Jonahad bretheren for 7 summers have passed since that prostitute of Baylon didst send our wits to a frenzy of mandess and brave Sir Johnahad was cast out of the province

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yea, Saracen, rakish frick. First, take a great step back... and literally frick thine own arse! I cannot ponder what kind of pan-Mediterranean conquesting tomfoolery thou art trying to bring to bear, but Antioch, Mohammad, is my feifdom. Whatever thou art conspiring, thy had best reconsider.
    >Otherwise I shall be given cause to sally forth to your godless lands, and I will rain down a Godly fricking firestorm upon thou! Thou shalt be compelled to petition the fricking Holy Roman Emperor and secure forthwith a fricking binding excommunication to keep my armies from fricking destroying thy lands.
    >I am speaking of Chevauchée, goatfricker! I will massacre thee!
    >I WILL LEAVE THEE A LANDLESS KNAVE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahahaha

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hearken, ye of lesser stature, I bid thee come to thine appointed chasm next to the rostrum

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thy kin William, whatsoever befell there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But what of the contempt that I possess for my heir?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 coins minted of silver for an Englishe Troy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatsoever befell there?!?!?! Whatsoever befell there?!?! I shall tell you whatsoever befell there, you accursed wretch. This baseborn worm’s cousin, having no cause, hath felled him with half a quiver of arrows from his longbow

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Verily, mine archer fingers are still intact!

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that strategy did not obtain successful results, we must resort to plan B
    >pray tell, what is plan B?
    >depart this locale with haste!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My Liege, doth thou heardeth that??
      >Not a thing, my noble squire
      >Therein lies the trouble, my Liege

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FETCH ME MY BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
    >AN MY OTHER BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gran-ninny forcibly violates the Sixth Commandment more breakneck than the else yonder doings of Sir Edmund Emm

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine creed is simple. Arms and the Father above.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen here Knaive, you are NOT my squire!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This cart doth contain 12 stones of carthay sugar!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Halt! One must never strike a Noble Lady
          Thou fair strumpet, are no Lady!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Look at all that pitcheblende..
            >I don't see pitch..
            >I see Saltpetre!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you recognize this but don't know where its from it will haunt you for the rest of your life because you WILL never remember, and I'm not telling you either.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[harp string breaks]
    >*freezeframe*
    >Verily, tis I...

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DOST THOU BELIEVE IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST!?!?

    Oh! Y-yes! Yes! Christ be praised, brother, allow me to be redeemed!

    THAT IS GOOD, BECAUSE THOU ART ABOUT TO MEET HIM!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Menanites with AK's yo!
      TASTE THESE QUAKER OATS b***h!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Harry Turtledove REPRESENT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deathwish2?

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >elderly actress portraying the role of a grandmother performs sonnet more briskly than that of Eminem.
    absolute kineaux.

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would not have ordered such a colorful tapestry to be made in the likeness of so many Moors

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If black people understood any of that they would find it very racist.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These saltpetre charges are about to blow!
    AHHHHHHHH SHYYYYYYYTTTTEEEE!

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Listen here oaf
    >Tell us whomst thou are working for
    >And we will not tell our lord that ye are hiding grain from taxation!

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don Quixote, I must eenseest you do not take this horse down the Leaning Tower of Pizza!
    >Only two things in this life matter poncho.. My Familia, and me Stallion!! Por Familia! AY yi yi!

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    L O N D I N I U M

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My...le trebuchet...le catapulted???

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Greek fire... reduced the folk of Cipangu to ash?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Escort this lilly-livered cur away from mine chambers!

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does crest on my fields say moor christian burials? I ask you again sir, doest the crest on my fields say moor christian burials?
    Nay?
    Thats because Moore Christian Burials is not mine chosen profession!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I shall send for he who is called The Wolf.

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HAROLD OF HOUSE POTTER! HATH THOU PENNED THY SIGNATURE AND FLUNG THE PARCHMENT INTO YE CHALICE OF FLAMES

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kowalski? Art thou a filthy pagan of the northern tribes? Had our Tuetonic brothers in Christ not brought thine people to kneel upon the Altar of Salvation?

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salutations and adoration from Kazakh Khanate
    The deplorable depths of my ire for maidens tis like the blackest abyss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I say, the musical prowess of this bard is very forceful!

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >discord arrives and derails the best organic thread in weeks
    Many such cases.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're making it worse by complaining

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your lingo reeks of reddit, your falseflag is cringe and you will never be a woman

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forsooth, we in the southern climes have learned that the moors must be dealt with in a most different fashion.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell thee, fair maiden. Why doth Ser Bane don the masque?

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I came verily close to upholding thy chivalrous code, I shall weep till the end of mine days for failing to stare at death courageously
    >Nay, you are the most blameless knight in all the land

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hast thou not oft' ponder the olde familiar visage of Sir O'Riain, whose heraldry brandishes the Goose? Whose tales art known far and wide, both for gallantry and the asinine. In each tapestry of yore, be there not a resemblance of thy owne? Though I be a lowly mendicant monk, transcribing from an andalusian poetry guild, let the lord forsake me if my tongue spell lies, for this knight be verily the same as mine

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sir Randall, verily I have become the ale.

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It has been told to me that you have not taken a leave to study at the university in all your years of youth.
    >Nay sire, I have made lengthy correspondence with an informal college of scholars
    >Scholars of what pray tell?
    >Tapestries and illuminated manuscripts from the furthest orient. One member of the college resides in Constantinopel itself. There a man sells him the most wondrous thing. Figurines, manuscripts, illustrations and much more from the far lands. He sends forth copies for translation efforts to us all.
    >Intriguing I take you have any in your possession yourself? This
    >Yes lord, here is the latest he sent me.
    >...
    >...
    >Pardon my ignorance on these esoteric matters but these two in lustful embrace are women of the oriental lands?
    >Oh no sire! These two are merely youthful snares. Deceitful sodomites. The oriental are beyond our Christian decency.

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sire, i didst not bethink
    >Yond's right, thee didst not bethink!

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trannies killed the thread, good job.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no my fair fren, if this thread is marked to die, we are enough to do our board loss. And if to archive, the fewer anons the greater share of honor! God's will I pray the wish not one IP more! Proclaim it through my host, OP: that he who hath no stomach to this fight, let him depart. His Cinemaphile pass shall be made and crowns for purchase put into his crypto wallet. We shall not have that anon's company that fears his fellowship to be banned with us. We few, we happy few. We band of borthers. For he who shitposts with me this day shall be my borther. Be he ne'er so vile this thread shall gentle his condition. And homosexuals now on /b/ will think themselves accursed, and hold their manhoods cheap, whilst any posts who fought with us IN THIS THREAD!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my visage when wieneratrices hath shattered the discourse

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Villein!
      Verily I say unto thee; thou art an androphage, a dweller of caves, and a fellow most scurrilous.
      Get thee gone from this place to thy nest of Machiavel!

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thrust my unsheathed weapon vigorously into my thirteen year old sister.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have consulted the local constabulary and they tell it true: it is only an abomination in the eyes of The Lord if you do not marry her with all haste.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Three of Fools, verily.
    >In truth? But a trio?
    >Nay. Two compeers await us on the thatching. Our prize shall be delivered unto five.
    >Correct thyself, and recall the author of our scheme. The number shall be six, indeed.
    >The knave presumes to rest, but sample our harvest? Hah. A jest, from a Jester.
    >A queer name. For what purpose?
    >The troubador dons the dye and powder
    >Powders?
    >A pagan visage, to strike foes craven.
    >Hark. The sentry approaches....and, is quelled. Curious. He did not move to rally his liege's men.
    >Are we stayed?
    >Nay, friend. For you speak to a bandit of great renown, the peerless Sir Dunnheir!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aye, a most curious ballad of hubris.

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SCOUNDRELS!!

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hear ye

    Hear ye

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lucas heed me warning of thy doggoned sellsword Robert of Ette! Didst thou heark to my crossing of the swords with 'im? For gold, he were to slayeth a virgin under the vigil of me and thine father. We dreweth her to the assailable commons to tempt his ire like fox to the pen, knowing honour stayed the hand from the arbalest. His Judas price bequeathed a hashshashin to lay low the lady whilst we dogged his traile. Lo, for the 2nd hashashin employed thy price to enlist murderous contraptions. Didst me tell thee thy lass be a wearer o' masques? She mayeth deceived, a friend as seen, to slayeth thy lady by archery deed! Forsooth, thy contraption in turn, with gold as it spurned, venomous satans unto the bedchamber we heard. It mayeth had crushed thy lady whilst she slept for thy watch of ours waned but thy purse hadst spoken by then. So our keen ears marked this devilry, charg'd to spare thy virgin. Then me gave chase to thy contraption to its maker! By god, it didst naught have a selfe destruct function. Then we foundst thy 2nd hashshashin and gave chase across the duchy and caught her when she tried jousting us, nary a thought of disguising to fly. Alas, we aghast to the eyes of Jan of Ette which set upon the scene forgoing murderous deeds whilst our arms were set upon the satans, upon the contraption, upon the masque-wearer whose bussom his poison arrow burrowed instead of javelin and only her instead of laying us all low or igniting the blackepowder or pray what thy mind conjures then he fled with his minute packhorse. Blessed were the lady for me amicus Dexterr Jettster was the master o' a 1350's inn in the courtyard which held mysteries on the menu along with cheeseburghers and malte shakes. We track'd downe the hashshashin who fell to Winnow the Hammer in front of Robert. And he be a goode friend.

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If thee doth slay thine adversaries, they hath achieved victory
    -Lord Justin of Tru Deau, Art of War

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MONKEY DUST DID IT
    >MONKEY DUST DID IT
    MONKEY DUST DID IT
    >MONKEY DUST DID IT
    MONKEY DUST DID IT
    >MONKEY DUST DID IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still not on iPlayer
      Why are the Beeb so ashamed of their best stuff?

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good morro! Upon this day I will conduct mischiefe againft unwitting knaves. If it pleafeth thee I beg ye donate some coin that this mischief may be continuèd!

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hark priest! Thou philistine wretch
    Plots thou hath lain and by knavery hath seized my lands wharefore I, denied the touch of a fair maiden, hath been obliged to spill my seed, such as did Onan, during all hours betwixt the rising and the setting of the sun.
    But for the keeping of me in thy prayers, priest I have rendered a tithe unto thee.
    On yon donkey cart loaded with the milke of the cowe thou which to hath stolen from me and which thy companion minoris be driving forward with great merriment I hath lain a jar of greeke fyre.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's a cannon?

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sire, the Byzantines have harnessed the very power of exothermic combustion in order to barrage our holy seaborne vessels with a stream of molten feces, not unlike the very anger of the exalted Allah
    >In Arabic, Imam?
    >The Romans shooty fire at our ships
    >Ignites a strip of wood with a torch in order to demonstrate

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hark at that fair maiden with skin as white as snow
    >Truly, God has created her to mate with Nubians

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"MOORS could be here, methinks", "Nary afore I hath tread this fief. There could perchance reside MOORS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his surcoat. "I HATE MOORS" he thought. Chevalier, Mult Estes Guariz reverberated his entire entourage, causing his squires to dance even as the 9 deniers wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of muhammedans in the land of Iberia. "Upon a Destrier thou couldst ride to any canton of thy choosing" he remarked to himself, out loud.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      magnifique

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moors tunge thy earssang

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame God's judgement, we can blame the Saracen forces, we can blame those of Judaism, we can blame Balian of Ibelin, we can blame the foul Guy of Lusignan, we can praise Saladin's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, weaponry, you name it, it all has a foul aura about it. Another Crusader stronghold fallen. Edessa is already in the toilet and we're going to lose thee Prinicipality of Antioch, even the County of Tripoli might be reduced to naught. We can't consistently win battles. Our threat up front are fricking turcopoles. Our siege weapons are non-existent. Turks not helping out, even though 97% of them hate Arabs (only Suleiman II isn't, he supports the Sultanate of Rum). We're Byzantine-tier in recruiting mercernaries. The Knights Hospitaller are nowhere to be seen. Don't get me started on the other overpaid fools. At least the Knights Templar have come to life a bit, but the Pope hates them anyway. You'd think it could get better now that the Seljuks have fallen, but we might just get shafted by more Turkish Beyliks as the Zengids will get Al-Mansur. Has god forsaken us?

    Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Richard The Lionheart and the other lads on their way, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in 1189. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances to retake Jerusalem. Not doing God's will like this. What do you think, /cug/? Where are the Angevins? Do you think we can get Barbarossa from the HRE? Is Géza just another Raymond of Poitiers? How can we feed Sibylla more? If Barons are great commanders, how come they're so fraudulent? REMER #IN or #OUT?

    >Some helpful tapestries to numb the pain:
    Thee opinions of Lord Gary of Neville
    https://jlingz.com
    Holy guidance for facial hair of those with nothing comparable on the top of their head
    Our supporters from the Ghurid Empire
    An advertisement for procuring prostitutes in Acre
    Guidance for those who feel the need to take their lives

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Thou art of poor wisdom OP'eth.
    > 'Ser' is fantastical in nature.
    > Brought forth by George R. R. Martin's ink and quill.
    > Thou should'eth used 'Sir' in its stead.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hark, yonder vessel surpasses the swiftness of illumination by
    twisting the firmament itself
    >folds over a scroll and sticks a quill through it

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have received a missive from the merchant of fools. His supplies run low, of thou!

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