If she doesn't have a meek but goofy and likable boyfriend to juxtapose her Amazonian sexuality upon, then I literally and honestly want whoever show-ran this to be killed.
To be fair, She-Hulk being like an episodic sitcom wouldn't be bad itf it was bucking the trend. Yet it is dadly continuing the trend of Marvel shows that are drawn out and should have just been movies.
Her being a lawyer is the best thing about her character. Why wouldn’t it be? She literally only has being a big woman other than that. Pretty sure most people who actually know the lawyer thing seem to like it.
You know what DOES suck about the character? That she’s a wacky 4th wall breaking deadpool type. I hate that.
>That she’s a wacky 4th wall breaking deadpool type.
Deadpool should be the only character to do that given that it's canon part of his powerset.
Not that they'll give a frick because this shit is going to be hacky as frick. >She literally only has being a big woman other than that.
Also, you know, hulk powers.
I hated Ally McBeal, I wanted to touch Calista Flockhart softly in her massive forehead which is all it would have taken to break her neck. And this comic was literally big green Ally McBeal. And if I recall correctly Ally McBeal did 4th wall breaks a lot. So that's where they got it from.
Either way, I don't think anyone actually liked it. I think it was one of the earliest cases of liking something to prove you're not sexist. The only thing I liked about the character was when Bruce Banner locked her in a rape dungeon in the backstory for Old Man Logan, though somehow I doubt that's going to make it to Disney+ any time soon.
>The only thing I liked about the character was when Bruce Banner locked her in a rape dungeon in the backstory for Old Man Logan
You sound almost as big of a c**t as Mark Millar.
90s? Try 80s. Jen did the whole sassy female lawyer breaking the fourth wall before Ally McBeal. She also did the Marvel character who knows theyre in a comic before Deadpool.
I’m mad that the effects look THIS shitty. Like just paint her green at that point. This could’ve had one of the more interesting concepts as an MCU show but it’ll be really distracting if she’s green the whole time.
In the comics she makes a point out of being green for most of the time, especially in court. I’m hoping desperately that they don’t do that, but even if they don’t it kinda ruins the fun of it being a She-Hulk show.
so why do morons keep saying the cgi looks bad?
doesn't look that bad on those pics, i'd say it's on par with ruffalo hulk cgi
plus it's a fricking tv show, a mcu tv show with a near movie budget yes, but still.
>so why do morons keep saying the cgi looks bad?
Because it looks bad. >doesn't look that bad on those pics,
Watch it in motion. There's trailers on youtube. >i'd say it's on par with ruffalo hulk cgi
Which is also bad. >plus it's a fricking tv show, a mcu tv show with a near movie budget yes
I accept your concession.
doesn't look as bad in the stills but looks very off in motion. the hulk's isn't great either but he's got inhuman proportions so it's not as noticeable. she hulk is basically just a built woman with green skin so you end up with the same uncanny valley shit as like cgi princess leia or grand moff tarkin in star wars. should've just gotten a body builder and painted her skin green like gomorrah
These stupid leftist pieces of shit expect us to look up to the very people that ask us to open the pickle jar for them, escort them to their cars at night, and reach shit on the top shelves for them.
She is not sexy, she is not hot, she is not very curvy and this costume is embarrassingly conservative after they show naked heroes and this She-Hulk costume is an invitation to never subscribe to Disney plus
> doesnt look like picrel, fit, tall and with massive boobs and ass
instantly dropped
isnt it interesting that disney is obsessed with making every "woman hero" an androgynous, sexless doll while males have to be chris hemsworth tier?
rampant homosexualry, i tell you
also: same thing happens in the boys, you never see naked women in there.
capeshit is now full queer.
>Disney sucks, only sõymen would subscribe to Disney plus >I-IS THAT A TALL WOMAN WITH MUSCLES? OH PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY MOMMY
get some self-respect
cgi looks pretty bad. also the hulk movies were interesting because he became a huge unstoppable monster, this looks like it has 0 of the same appeal (maybe that's how the comics were so whatever). blatant girlboss pandering will probably carry it hard
so why do morons keep saying the cgi looks bad?
doesn't look that bad on those pics, i'd say it's on par with ruffalo hulk cgi
plus it's a fricking tv show, a mcu tv show with a near movie budget yes, but still.
>and the rumored set up for World War Hulk.
How would that work, anon. They already fricked up the setup by making "Planet Hulk" a tiny subplot in Thor Ragnarok, and it was mostly a comedy. How would this She-Hulk comedy sitcom set up World War Hulk?
In the comics before Disney buy Marvel comics, Gamora could defeat Thanos; She-Hulk is weaker than Gamora but in the MCU Gamora is very weak physically
They don't have a clue, they are totally lost, the target audience would be the general public but they don't know that women prefer to see sexy women than characters like Ms Marvel and Captain Marvel and Kevin Feige hates cheesecake and the worst thing for She-Hulk is the presence of Victoria Alonso she is the person in the MCU that prevents women from being sexy, those women who are influencers on social media and are muse fitness should be one of the target audiences, but Victoria Alonso and Feige live in the middle ages and don't know what they are doing, just look at the shit audience of the MCU at Disney plus but they should know that they are not untouchable.
Who's still watching this shit? I admit I watched most of the big ones (Iron Man, Cap, Guardians) up through Endgame but after that, what's the point? Is it just the people that buy Funko Pops keeping this shit afloat? What's the appeal?
This will be in the show 100%.
I fricking hate modern She-Hulk, She's just a bawd who can't get her life together, it's been like this almost 20 years.
Disney sucks
Good thought.
If she doesn't have a meek but goofy and likable boyfriend to juxtapose her Amazonian sexuality upon, then I literally and honestly want whoever show-ran this to be killed.
Another cringe tv show where nothing happens, where people will have high expectations like Loki. But it will end up like ms marvel
ms marvel was kino
To be fair, She-Hulk being like an episodic sitcom wouldn't be bad itf it was bucking the trend. Yet it is dadly continuing the trend of Marvel shows that are drawn out and should have just been movies.
women are stronger than men. that's a fact
she-hulk can defeat thanos no cap fr
>We will never sexualize She-Hulk
Character has lost 90% of its appeal
Sexo
verily
>dana schwartz
lol you write one shitty book now and they let you write high budget marvel movies
>No buff writters.
>not even buff actress, just oversized by 25% and green filters
Dead on arrival
>thoughts?
i want the big woman
>positive ratio
Let’s see Paul Allen’s ratio.
It's kind of cool they brought Tim Roth back lol.
she can hulk my penis if you catch my drift
>Marvel TV
Nope
>Female character
Noper
>Haunted womb pajeet
Nopest
>She-Hulk: Attorney at Law
seriously? lmao the israelites are getting so brazen
It's actually canon from the 90s.
She's basically big green Ally McBeal. Apparently some people were into it, I'm skeptical of that claim.
Her being a lawyer is the best thing about her character. Why wouldn’t it be? She literally only has being a big woman other than that. Pretty sure most people who actually know the lawyer thing seem to like it.
You know what DOES suck about the character? That she’s a wacky 4th wall breaking deadpool type. I hate that.
stop reading comics
Black person you're in a fricking Disney+ thread.
i was hoping this would turn into a politics thread
Or you could just frick off to
>I FRICKING LOVE THE BOYS. BLM!!
>That she’s a wacky 4th wall breaking deadpool type.
Deadpool should be the only character to do that given that it's canon part of his powerset.
Not that they'll give a frick because this shit is going to be hacky as frick.
>She literally only has being a big woman other than that.
Also, you know, hulk powers.
I hated Ally McBeal, I wanted to touch Calista Flockhart softly in her massive forehead which is all it would have taken to break her neck. And this comic was literally big green Ally McBeal. And if I recall correctly Ally McBeal did 4th wall breaks a lot. So that's where they got it from.
Either way, I don't think anyone actually liked it. I think it was one of the earliest cases of liking something to prove you're not sexist. The only thing I liked about the character was when Bruce Banner locked her in a rape dungeon in the backstory for Old Man Logan, though somehow I doubt that's going to make it to Disney+ any time soon.
She-Hulk was breaking the fourth wall years before Deadpool was created.
>The only thing I liked about the character was when Bruce Banner locked her in a rape dungeon in the backstory for Old Man Logan
You sound almost as big of a c**t as Mark Millar.
>from the 90s.
She's a lawyer in every decade from creation in the 70s.
90s? Try 80s. Jen did the whole sassy female lawyer breaking the fourth wall before Ally McBeal. She also did the Marvel character who knows theyre in a comic before Deadpool.
I’m mad that the effects look THIS shitty. Like just paint her green at that point. This could’ve had one of the more interesting concepts as an MCU show but it’ll be really distracting if she’s green the whole time.
In the comics she makes a point out of being green for most of the time, especially in court. I’m hoping desperately that they don’t do that, but even if they don’t it kinda ruins the fun of it being a She-Hulk show.
This She-Hulk turns me on tbh.
Shut up Shill.
Make her lips a dark green and most of the complaints about the cgi would stop. Pink and green is a no-no.
so why do morons keep saying the cgi looks bad?
doesn't look that bad on those pics, i'd say it's on par with ruffalo hulk cgi
plus it's a fricking tv show, a mcu tv show with a near movie budget yes, but still.
>so why do morons keep saying the cgi looks bad?
Because it looks bad.
>doesn't look that bad on those pics,
Watch it in motion. There's trailers on youtube.
>i'd say it's on par with ruffalo hulk cgi
Which is also bad.
>plus it's a fricking tv show, a mcu tv show with a near movie budget yes
I accept your concession.
doesn't look as bad in the stills but looks very off in motion. the hulk's isn't great either but he's got inhuman proportions so it's not as noticeable. she hulk is basically just a built woman with green skin so you end up with the same uncanny valley shit as like cgi princess leia or grand moff tarkin in star wars. should've just gotten a body builder and painted her skin green like gomorrah
>those fricking hands in the top right picture
you're gay if this turns you on
Yikes
Just throw another 10, 20, even 50 million dollars in and correct this shit CGI for the love of God.
How do you go from this
to this
That looks like shit.
The CGI is just really bad. Something about her face is just wrong.
Looks fricking terrible like any Marvel/Disney turd of the past year
Wish they made her lips green and gave her actual muscles
Did they keep she-hulk's high sex drive?
looks just as weird as the fake colin robinson on what we do in the shadows
>Thoughts?
Is Charlie Cox confirmed? I don't like the actress and the vfx looks like shit, I'm watching it if they introduce The Thing there.
>girlboss defense lawyer by Yidsney Plus
GOLEM GET YE GONE
GOLEM GET YE GONE
GOLEM GET YE GONE
Did it work, did the bad show leave?
>Thoughts?
It looks like a big pile of shit. What more is there to say?
>no dark green lips
instant trash
These stupid leftist pieces of shit expect us to look up to the very people that ask us to open the pickle jar for them, escort them to their cars at night, and reach shit on the top shelves for them.
Pathetic.
Get back in the fricking kitche.
Did I miss something? Why is banner always in hulk form now?
That was a thing they started in Endgame. He’s permanently professor hulk now for some reason.
She is not sexy, she is not hot, she is not very curvy and this costume is embarrassingly conservative after they show naked heroes and this She-Hulk costume is an invitation to never subscribe to Disney plus
>she is not very curvy
See
and kys
This is curvy SHILL
someone please edit a leotard here
Not gonna watch
reason?
Cool Wine Aunt, the show.
Is this a joke? Is it like meta irony that it looks so bad?
>one flop or under-performer after another by Disney
> doesnt look like picrel, fit, tall and with massive boobs and ass
instantly dropped
isnt it interesting that disney is obsessed with making every "woman hero" an androgynous, sexless doll while males have to be chris hemsworth tier?
rampant homosexualry, i tell you
also: same thing happens in the boys, you never see naked women in there.
capeshit is now full queer.
so which actress should play she-hulk?
She-Hulk is supposed to be 6'7". This vehicle's 5'11".
lol no, that's a fith gen escalade. Its like 6'5.
Practically a burqa
>Disney sucks, only sõymen would subscribe to Disney plus
>I-IS THAT A TALL WOMAN WITH MUSCLES? OH PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY MOMMY
get some self-respect
No.
That's how it was supposed to go but they messed up by not putting enough effort into making her hot. Skin looks like playdoh
People with self-respect wouldn't even type in Cinemaphile, anon.
zero interest
if I wanted to watch millennial girlboss catlady shit I'd just watch some adverts
>big green feet
yes good scene but I was also thinking the bit where she grows out of her shoes since it implies somebody had to scan a 3d model of her feet
She has zero muscles
Another one without muscles they know they are super heroes?
Weird deviantart fetish series
That run is fricking garbage.
It's literally R*ddit the comicbook.
is there any nudity in it?
yes. lots of it
Yeah but only for paying Disney+ customers, sorry.
only from the men
Can anyone imagine how wonderful it would be if the MCU didn't have Kevin Feige and Victoria Alonso? We would have kino after kino
No thoughts, capeshit is for goycattle
there can only be one green pussy
>the battle of shades began
I really really hope the first actual superhuman is from Kazakhstan.
cgi looks pretty bad. also the hulk movies were interesting because he became a huge unstoppable monster, this looks like it has 0 of the same appeal (maybe that's how the comics were so whatever). blatant girlboss pandering will probably carry it hard
see
does that villainess in the Randy Savage costume in the trailer even grow
Honestly really only looking forward to the snu snu scenes, and the rumored set up for World War Hulk.
>and the rumored set up for World War Hulk.
How would that work, anon. They already fricked up the setup by making "Planet Hulk" a tiny subplot in Thor Ragnarok, and it was mostly a comedy. How would this She-Hulk comedy sitcom set up World War Hulk?
I hate women so much it’s unbearable.
Why?
>attorney at law
is this a harvey birdman ripoff
Ally McBeal.
based boss keeping the evidence
but that art is shit, who drew this
Some Hispanic with no talent that bride Quesada with blow.
*Bribed
Holy shit, that art is fricking awful.
This chick has the exact same mouth as "kawaiigirl" on pornhub.
>kawaiigirl
Post her pic
Top 10 characters who can defeat Thanos
giant green mommy feet can change a man's perspective
In the comics before Disney buy Marvel comics, Gamora could defeat Thanos; She-Hulk is weaker than Gamora but in the MCU Gamora is very weak physically
>Thoughts?
bait
I seen a r34 image of the Wasp knee-deep in She-Hulks wet dripping hairy green vegana
I have a hard time figuring out who the target audience is for this show. Looks like a flop like that dumbass paki show.
There is no target audience. It's literally just content to fill out their streaming service.
They don't have a clue, they are totally lost, the target audience would be the general public but they don't know that women prefer to see sexy women than characters like Ms Marvel and Captain Marvel and Kevin Feige hates cheesecake and the worst thing for She-Hulk is the presence of Victoria Alonso she is the person in the MCU that prevents women from being sexy, those women who are influencers on social media and are muse fitness should be one of the target audiences, but Victoria Alonso and Feige live in the middle ages and don't know what they are doing, just look at the shit audience of the MCU at Disney plus but they should know that they are not untouchable.
Who's still watching this shit? I admit I watched most of the big ones (Iron Man, Cap, Guardians) up through Endgame but after that, what's the point? Is it just the people that buy Funko Pops keeping this shit afloat? What's the appeal?
Was that Mother's Milk as the black dude flexing on the date?
This will be in the show 100%.
I fricking hate modern She-Hulk, She's just a bawd who can't get her life together, it's been like this almost 20 years.
To all the people trying to get into She-Hulk.
Don't.
She's a waste of time.
should have been set in the 80s
Yes.