Thoughts?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironic kino
    >Well directed
    >well acted
    >great cinematography
    >great OST
    >nice and simple story that resembles a 5e campaign
    >great themes of friendship, family, parenthood and loyalty
    >an actual ending without any sequel bait
    It will become a cult classic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every punch/attack in the final fight was exactly six seconds apart.
      The duration of each turn in D&D.

      FUCKING ERECTIONS ALL AROUND.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they didn't raceswap all those characters that were white in the concept art, it could've even made some money

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good, way better than I expected.
    Too bad it flopped and Paramount is underwater so we will never get another one.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia Lillis

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it on a flight the other day. Honestly wasn't that bad. Chris Evans was super underutilized. Also the sorcerer character was dogshit and should have been recast as literally anyone else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Chris Pine

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's mid.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun movie, shame it bombed. Reminded me of The Mummy a little bit

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top left woman played the witch in Conan with Jason Momoa

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Wouldn't mind a sequel with the same or expanded party. The actor who played the sorcerer is pretty shit at acting.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was pleasantly surprised at how enjoyable it was. One of the few movies in recent times that almost put it on a second time after watching it. Lot of heart in here.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it.
    >liked Chris Pine
    >liked the paladin
    >liked Hugh Grant

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gays
    >medieval blacks
    >effeminate men
    >ugly women
    >marvel-like
    It's always nice when pieces of shit bomb despite the best effort of mindless consoomers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's D&D retard

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the incel chud.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looked like peak ESG slop from every single promotional material. Then I watched a few scenes on YouTube and it actually looks alright? Might give it a try.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is esg slop, but it's fun

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bald girl was hot

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun but the nagger shit was completely unnecessary.
    The Bridgerton nagger could have easily been Hangman. Instead of another tough girl role with the f&f spic, we could have had Gina carrano.
    I have *no idea* why the wife was a nagger and the kid was some halfbreed mutt. They’re pushing that kid in everything lately. I shudder to think how much israelite cum she’s swallowed.
    And the nagger wizard who ends up dating the red head white girl is also silly and forced.
    And that’s pretty much it.
    The movie was carried by Chris Pine and Hugh Grant and the ethnics were slipped in for no reason.
    I enjoyed the movie and I’m happy it bombed.
    Win/Win

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad your race is getting bred out cumskin homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will never reach self-actualization.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when you base your worldview on BLACKED porn and tiktok
        pathetic, your race is a slaverace. naggers have never contributed anything. You should be thanking the white race for bringing you out of the neolithic era

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you're so obsessed with American culture wars that you have to undergo an argument with yourself so you can justify why you liked it but also hated it so they can negate each other and you don't have to admit anything to yourself so your safety bubble doesn't break

      You brain gymnastics are sometimes entertaining but also pretty worrisome. It's not healthy to think like this.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liked it, fast and furious woman was very meh.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's kino

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My thoughts are that 90% of replies in this thread are made by OP

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really fucking good. My only complaint would be the barbarian actress is too old/not hot and it was lazy af to have the tiefling be human colored. she should have been red or blue.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Manganiello can do something with the shitfest that D&D is, it works on other media it should work as tv show/movie.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >implying you wouldn't betray your race for cute elf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes a teethling.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can give me a little teething.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could've been way worse, sadly Baldur's Gate 3 existing now completely mogs this movie conceptually in every imaginable way. Better luck next time!

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    surprisingly enjoyable, turned out better than I thought it would be. just started watching One Piece and it has a similar vibe

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck was up with those cat people? Why did they look like that?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch anything with blacks and mutts on the poster.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the wizard lady has some serious DSLs and Im surprised Cinemaphile isn't posting about her, guess she looks too much like an adult woman.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bombed hard, should have dropped when the new dungeons and dragons game came out, and come up with a better name and marketing because just the words dnd is a huge turnoff.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I watched this 4 months ago I thought it was pretty mediocre, now I'm thinking about watching it again because ngl I kinda enjoyed it.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has that unappealing and uncharismatic nagger at the center of the focus that has a career only because she married a israeli director. You can't pay me enough to waste my time watching this turd.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was good

      michelle rodriguez has never been married

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >michelle rodriguez
        Oh, I am retarded, I always thought that it was that bitch from capeshit that the only expression she has is raising one eyebrow. Well I may give it a watch since I'm currently into CRPGs. No I'm not talking about baldur's gate 3.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To many mulattos.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine, I wouldn't pay to watch it again

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Group from old D&D cartoon shows up
    >They aren't horrifically maimed on screen as a fuck you to the audience
    That was enough for me to enjoy it overall.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paladin should have smited when he stabbed the dragon.
    Bard never used spells.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I figured the bard was using inspiration and they just didn't show it because it would be hard to convey.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Making the bard use spells would have been done
      I am very aware that bards are spellcaster in D&D
      It would not have worked on film, it was the correct decision. The movie wouldn't have improved if Pine threw a fireball and normies would be confused, it's not worth it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would have been dumb*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t fit hollywood character dynamics. You can’t have multiple spellcaster characters using different types of magic on the same team. Same reason why the Druid was just a wildshaper and no spells.

      Bard fits the generic everyman archetype better without spells.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good except for the marvel quips and naggers

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are we getting an adaptation of U1 - The Sinister Secret of Saltmarsh?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autism, but regardless I've always hated these posters. Posters should IMO be art for the film or if you want to actually show your cast, take an actual photo of them, don't take individual pictures and photoshop everything together

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible and every lead was either an ugly minority, a charisma black hole, or Sophia Lillis

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than the last try, but way too expensive and poorly marketed. Insincere writing, but that's just par for the course

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many black people for a movie set in europe

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thoughts?
    You're mentally ill and I hope Sophia Lillis has filed a restraining order against your repetitive autistic ass.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This woke trash is one of the biggest bombs of the year because no one liked it.

    Thoughts?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BG3 is better

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a hell of a low bar.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1. The main character can be a hetero white man whom everyone praises.
        2. You can kill this thing without any serious consequences.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can be
          Meaningless. He'll be a straight white male character constantly having homosexuals offer him their asses.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He'll be a straight white male character constantly having homosexuals offer him their asses.
            Who cares? This means that your character is so cool that even fagots want him. I played as a white male paladin, had a passionate hetero romance with Shart and didn't give a damn about some fagots on the sidelines.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Who cares?
              If you were straight you would care. You're asking someone who obviously cares who cares. A straight male brain has the same response to homosexuals as it does to a pile of maggots. If you have to ask who cares, 100% you're gay. No one enjoys unwelcome sexual advances or fag talk. https://youtu.be/gLj-PKV3P8A?si=wCaWgdlPTcSsxFuj&t=16

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how paladins are always a joke characters. But now they're also naggers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In this shit movie all the male characters are joke characters.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They couldn't even keep the race of the daughter consistent.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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