>nice and simple story that resembles a 5e campaign
>great themes of friendship, family, parenthood and loyalty
>an actual ending without any sequel bait
It will become a cult classic
Every punch/attack in the final fight was exactly six seconds apart.
The duration of each turn in D&D.
FUCKING ERECTIONS ALL AROUND.
If they didn't raceswap all those characters that were white in the concept art, it could've even made some money
It was pretty good, way better than I expected.
Too bad it flopped and Paramount is underwater so we will never get another one.
Watched it on a flight the other day. Honestly wasn't that bad. Chris Evans was super underutilized. Also the sorcerer character was dogshit and should have been recast as literally anyone else.
Fun movie, shame it bombed. Reminded me of The Mummy a little bit
Top left woman played the witch in Conan with Jason Momoa
Good. Wouldn't mind a sequel with the same or expanded party. The actor who played the sorcerer is pretty shit at acting.
I was pleasantly surprised at how enjoyable it was. One of the few movies in recent times that almost put it on a second time after watching it. Lot of heart in here.
I like it.
>liked Chris Pine
>liked the paladin
>liked Hugh Grant
It's always nice when pieces of shit bomb despite the best effort of mindless consoomers
It's D&D retard
Found the incel chud.
Looked like peak ESG slop from every single promotional material. Then I watched a few scenes on YouTube and it actually looks alright? Might give it a try.
it is esg slop, but it's fun
Bald girl was hot
It was fun but the nagger shit was completely unnecessary.
The Bridgerton nagger could have easily been Hangman. Instead of another tough girl role with the f&f spic, we could have had Gina carrano.
I have *no idea* why the wife was a nagger and the kid was some halfbreed mutt. They’re pushing that kid in everything lately. I shudder to think how much israelite cum she’s swallowed.
And the nagger wizard who ends up dating the red head white girl is also silly and forced.
And that’s pretty much it.
The movie was carried by Chris Pine and Hugh Grant and the ethnics were slipped in for no reason.
I enjoyed the movie and I’m happy it bombed.
I'm glad your race is getting bred out cumskin homosexual
You will never reach self-actualization.
>when you base your worldview on BLACKED porn and tiktok
pathetic, your race is a slaverace. naggers have never contributed anything. You should be thanking the white race for bringing you out of the neolithic era
>when you're so obsessed with American culture wars that you have to undergo an argument with yourself so you can justify why you liked it but also hated it so they can negate each other and you don't have to admit anything to yourself so your safety bubble doesn't break
You brain gymnastics are sometimes entertaining but also pretty worrisome. It's not healthy to think like this.
Liked it, fast and furious woman was very meh.
My thoughts are that 90% of replies in this thread are made by OP
It's really fucking good. My only complaint would be the barbarian actress is too old/not hot and it was lazy af to have the tiefling be human colored. she should have been red or blue.
I hope Manganiello can do something with the shitfest that D&D is, it works on other media it should work as tv show/movie.
>implying you wouldn't betray your race for cute elf
Shes a teethling.
She can give me a little teething.
Could've been way worse, sadly Baldur's Gate 3 existing now completely mogs this movie conceptually in every imaginable way. Better luck next time!
surprisingly enjoyable, turned out better than I thought it would be. just started watching One Piece and it has a similar vibe
What the fuck was up with those cat people? Why did they look like that?
I don't watch anything with blacks and mutts on the poster.
the wizard lady has some serious DSLs and Im surprised Cinemaphile isn't posting about her, guess she looks too much like an adult woman.
Bombed hard, should have dropped when the new dungeons and dragons game came out, and come up with a better name and marketing because just the words dnd is a huge turnoff.
When I watched this 4 months ago I thought it was pretty mediocre, now I'm thinking about watching it again because ngl I kinda enjoyed it.
It has that unappealing and uncharismatic nagger at the center of the focus that has a career only because she married a israeli director. You can't pay me enough to waste my time watching this turd.
it was good
michelle rodriguez has never been married
Oh, I am retarded, I always thought that it was that bitch from capeshit that the only expression she has is raising one eyebrow. Well I may give it a watch since I'm currently into CRPGs. No I'm not talking about baldur's gate 3.
To many mulattos.
It was fine, I wouldn't pay to watch it again
>Group from old D&D cartoon shows up
>They aren't horrifically maimed on screen as a fuck you to the audience
That was enough for me to enjoy it overall.
Paladin should have smited when he stabbed the dragon.
Bard never used spells.
I figured the bard was using inspiration and they just didn't show it because it would be hard to convey.
Making the bard use spells would have been done
I am very aware that bards are spellcaster in D&D
It would not have worked on film, it was the correct decision. The movie wouldn't have improved if Pine threw a fireball and normies would be confused, it's not worth it.
would have been dumb*
Wouldn’t fit hollywood character dynamics. You can’t have multiple spellcaster characters using different types of magic on the same team. Same reason why the Druid was just a wildshaper and no spells.
Bard fits the generic everyman archetype better without spells.
It was pretty good except for the marvel quips and naggers
when are we getting an adaptation of U1 - The Sinister Secret of Saltmarsh?
Autism, but regardless I've always hated these posters. Posters should IMO be art for the film or if you want to actually show your cast, take an actual photo of them, don't take individual pictures and photoshop everything together
Terrible and every lead was either an ugly minority, a charisma black hole, or Sophia Lillis
Better than the last try, but way too expensive and poorly marketed. Insincere writing, but that's just par for the course
Too many black people for a movie set in europe
You're mentally ill and I hope Sophia Lillis has filed a restraining order against your repetitive autistic ass.
This woke trash is one of the biggest bombs of the year because no one liked it.
BG3 is better
That's a hell of a low bar.
1. The main character can be a hetero white man whom everyone praises.
2. You can kill this thing without any serious consequences.
Meaningless. He'll be a straight white male character constantly having homosexuals offer him their asses.
>He'll be a straight white male character constantly having homosexuals offer him their asses.
Who cares? This means that your character is so cool that even fagots want him. I played as a white male paladin, had a passionate hetero romance with Shart and didn't give a damn about some fagots on the sidelines.
If you were straight you would care. You're asking someone who obviously cares who cares. A straight male brain has the same response to homosexuals as it does to a pile of maggots. If you have to ask who cares, 100% you're gay. No one enjoys unwelcome sexual advances or fag talk. https://youtu.be/gLj-PKV3P8A?si=wCaWgdlPTcSsxFuj&t=16
I hate how paladins are always a joke characters. But now they're also naggers.
In this shit movie all the male characters are joke characters.
They couldn't even keep the race of the daughter consistent.
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