Thoughts about the upcoming Alien movie?

Thoughts about the upcoming Alien movie?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cast is rather young but everything looks fricking great so far.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the opinion I'm allowed to have?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the gimmick this time? Can the alien talk?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Star Trek crossover on the Romulan homeworld.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit but I believe it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Computer beam unknown alien organism directly into space.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anything about it. I'm not overly hyped about it, but I do want to see it in theaters. I have zero expectations and zero knowledge, beyond the title and implications.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They're clearly in damage control mode as the latest marketing is trying to hide the fact that it's a girlboss movie (starring diminutive Cailee Spaeny no less)

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Cailee is in it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife has been fricking Black folk anon. I'm so sorry

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That guy looks a bit on the sugary/zesty side

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they do the things more than just the things that they did in the trailer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no illegal alien with a smartgun
      Epic fail

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This is the one being made entirely with generative AI, right? I remember the trailer from a while back. Seems like shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Supposed to be all practical effects from what I heard. Does look like nostalgia slop tho

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The trailer I saw said it was pure AI.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they meant Alien: Isolation, since the director is shameless about reusing other original content.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if AI makes movies. Souls aren't real. Want a new job? Go pick up poop! I bet the quality of movies won't get worse.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The trailer I saw said it was pure AI.

      You watched an AI made trailer and thought it was real. You should be ashamed, anon.

      Maybe they meant Alien: Isolation, since the director is shameless about reusing other original content.

      There's an AI made trailer on youtube that came out before the real one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a link?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's actually a few of them now but here's the first one I found

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          >AI made trailer
          those were all clickbait bullshit not made by the actual studio

          Yeah I know that's what I'm saying. The studio hasn't claimed its all AI for this movie. They've been pretty heavy handed with saying how many practical effects they're using actually and are proud to have the effects guys from Aliens on this movie. I don't think they've said they're using AI at all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >AI made trailer
        those were all clickbait bullshit not made by the actual studio

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer gives me literally zero reason to be interested. Trailers are supposed to be the opposite of that, where they're putting their best foot forward, so I assume the rest of the movie is worse than what I've seen in the trailer.

    Visually it looks fine, but seems like it's just going to be more Zoomers cosplaying in a franchise that always deserved better. I hope I'm wrong. I may be a fan of the originals, but I'm not stupid.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hope to see it in theater

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be the only time I go to a theater this year

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Arson is illegal, anon.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh cool, another movie where israelites make white women frick Black folk!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you don't like realism in movies?

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    None.
    I'll wait for user reviews, then I'll decide if the trailer is worth watching it.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MUTHAFRICKIN CRABS ON THIS MUTHAFRICKIN SHIP"

    Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope there's Working Joes there and a "you are becoming hysterical" scene.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love Alien movies so I will see it on the big screen but it seems too safe, like there's nothing new in it. I hope I'm wrong.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why should the trailer give away everything? They should damn well keep all the new stuff hidden so people can actually enjoy watching it.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sci-fi shipbreaking/scavenging is a really cool setting

    trailer looked decent

    if it's just a straight up alien story with no weird plot about the progenerate or whatever it should be decent.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am cautiously optimistic, especially since they're largely using practical FX made by the old farts who worked on ALIENS. Then again, I was cautiously optimistic for Ahsoka. Oh well. As long as I get one good shot of hot throbbing alien ovipositor shooting its load of eggy goodness down a voluptuous young woman's throat, I'll be happy. Gotta take what you can get you know.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Memba when this happened in AVP2? Memba?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S ROC-ACK

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alien is trash, the most interesting thing in ages was Prometheus and making it about Aliens just ruined everything.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the wheat

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