Thoughts on the chipmunks as of late? Last time I checked both reboots werent all that good.

Thoughts on the chipmunks as of late?

Last time I checked both reboots weren’t all that good.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread music:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Track 5 (You Keep Me Hanging On) is giving me serious Vanilla Fudge flashbacks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm obsessed with this music, but I might just be extremely depressed. Fricking Bette Davis Eyes, the THRUM of that shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slugefest was the best thing to happen to the Chipmunks and it's not even an official release. It's strange since that's also how their revival in the 80s started, when a DJ screwed around with Blondie's "Call Me" on the air and told his listeners that it was a new release from the Chipmunks, prompting Ross Bagdasarian Jr. to dust off the franchise and do an official "Call Me" cover.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The chipettes need to be sexier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boringgay

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chipmunks really do not work well now since the music industry is not as strong any longer and there is no huge list of modern pop songs to draw from to make Chipmunk versions of. Not like there was in past decades.

    It was peak in the 80s because music was also peak entertainment in the 80s. when music videos were a huge thing that people just watched hours of and loads of kids shows were trying to find some way to capitalize on that. Kidd Video, Wolfman Jack Adventures, and Jem also played music videos in the exact same Mtv format in every episode too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, that's a good point Anon. Who's the big stars now? Singers of movie stars? Tv stars or faction characters? Politicians are becoming more talked about than singers, but that's because of the Trump movement and it's crazy side groups.
      I think the cgi Chipmunks cartoon handled the music well, by making it a song montage in each episode.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who's the big stars now?
        A modern day reboot would just make them kpop stars. They all dance in unison like most pop troops do now. Either that or make them streamers. Alvin would play Fortnite, Simon would do long video essays on stuff and Theodore would be a mukbang legend who just eats and chats and the girls love him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alvin claims that he's famous on Fortnite.
          "That's.. not a good thing."
          And Inkbunny.
          "That's worse, as well as less dumb than Fortnite, so I don't know how to score that."

          Theodore as one of those vloggers who just film themselves eating things. There's no way that that can remain child friendly. The sort of people who watch those are 1-people who wonder if Meal X is ok and want to hear about it. 2-the sort of people who watch those barely-not-torture reality/stunt shows like Survivor.
          Just because a naked apron Elenore is doing your cooking does not mean that you should eat a plate of a raw cow head's organs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Christ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no huge list of modern pop songs to draw from
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pop star. Within 12 months of recording for the episode, must not have caused a reason to have the episode pulled from broadcast in America.
        >not part of a scandal on twitter.
        >not have gotten more trash tattoos than a drug dealer. Having a full facial series of tats is a bad idea, too.
        >not constantly swearing like a nervous tick, or neurological damage.
        >also, not being on drugs would be good.
        >must not be arrested.
        >not have openly joined a controversial secret society.
        >not have multiple porn leaks due to misplacing one cell phone.
        >must still be in the music business by the time of the episode being aired.
        >must not be an AI. (there's nothing wrong with AI's, but I'm sure someone will make something up.)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah thats stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there's nothing wrong with AI's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot K-pop, Taylor swift, crunk and edm haven’t been covered yet

      I think at least the franchise at least should be a time capsule franchise where the musical landscape was at that time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 80s cartoon had Chip-punks. 50's style do-wop. A circus episode, since that sort of thing was popular on tv. (aerial tv, remember)
        The Chipmunks have never stayed in their own time zone, even in the 60s cartoon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chipmunks going into K-pop sounds like a newly discovered circle of Hell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If they do the English songs, they’ll do fine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How so?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No reason they couldn't still get into comedic hijinks. They're pretty flexible characters, even without the music gimmick you can do pretty much anything with them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn’t the musical gimmick a part of their identity?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The chipmunks are chipmunks because c's have high squeaky voices. In the 60s people would play 45's-type records at high speed, making the voices higher pitched. They thought it was funny. So some guy put out a single or a 45 that was like that and for some crazy reason, it was a hit.
          The Chipmunks have always been about music. Other people's music, but that's OK.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. It's fricking over.

      [...]

      I feel like such a fricking pedophile for lusting after these creatures. They're just cute. What can I say.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the chipmunks its a one and done concept that only worked in the 80s despite the IP dating since the 60s, and unlike TMNT, reinventing it doesnt work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your post gave me an idea anon. A certain musician specializes in parody music that peaked in the 80s. What if they collab?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Given how often "wardrobe malfunctions" are staged, a new Chipmunks cartoon should have the Chipettes in a post-panty song number.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the music industry is too weak to support the Chipmunks, what other industry is strong enough to draw enough viewer attention?
    Would Chipettes go to the movies be enough to save the franchise?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hoe-girlve b***hes are kind of like them. A hoe-girlve b***h with a voice tuner filter. But that's just cloying.

      >chipmunks does K-pop
      If they do Stray Kids and get to Felix’s parts, would it be the voice actor’s unaltered voice?

      K Pop is so dystopian. It's music without soul.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With the cgi series over, what would a new series look like? (If it ever happens.) Anime like Adventures with Superman? Cartoon like Steven Universe? Hopefully not 'animation' like Total Drama or Rick and Morty.
    Five years from now, time shortened due to AI creating all the backgrounds and props? Ten, due to funding problems? 2 if they just shamelessly feed the 80s and 90s series into an AI? 1 if they skip singing in half of the episodes...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’d say a cg animated reboot ala the Garfield movie

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chipmunks does K-pop
    If they do Stray Kids and get to Felix’s parts, would it be the voice actor’s unaltered voice?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pandering much?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually surprised at how accurate the 3D Nick's Chipmunks felt. I passed the show off because of how ugly the characters looked but sat down and watched the actual show and felt almost spot on to the 80's/90's(I can't remember what year) Chipmunks cartoon, almost. And fricking Dave's voice, did they bring back his voice actor because he was spot on to the original?

    Why are Nick's 3D shows based of movies and other franchises so kino?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dave's voice
      He's the son of the original creator, who also voiced Dave and the Chipmunks as well. He inherited the show and became the new "Dave" along with Alvin and his brothers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit, that's pretty amazing. Better than going to some shitty literal who who fricks up the IP.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ross Jr. has been Dave since the 80's.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ross Jr. and his wifr Janice, creators of the 80s chipmunks are still producing the shows and still own/control the IP.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The IP that they put up for sale for $300 million. Either there were zero offers, or the sale was hushed-up.
            300M to be allowed to make a Chipmunks series? I know which one I think happened.

            Chipmunks going into K-pop sounds like a newly discovered circle of Hell.

            Kpop Chipmunks. Korea will do anything for money, except improve.
            >Chipmunks in the Asian block. China has a few tourist destinations, but I think the C's would be happier in Japan. And the Koreas are so tryhard over their comparatively small and mandated victory monuments. The culture gap of NKorea extends to being kept in a pre-WWI technological state, and it's hard to sing about that. How do you make a happy song about that?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the boomer music industry can fund a new chipmunks series to try and brainwash little kids into being into rock music again

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no place for them really in the modern climate. They're too cringy for adults, not based enough for kids, and in general no-one listens to the same music anymore. Most younger kids don't even know who the Chipmunks are. They let the brand die. It didn't evolve.

    This is somebody who loves The Chipmunks. They need a really good reboot that doesn't go woke but also adapts to modernity in some kind of way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're too cringy for adults,
      Have you SEEN modern adults?

      >not based enough for kids
      Kids are moronic and will watching literally anything and listen to any song being played.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a full length cg animated film
      >use 80’s character designs
      >replace 80s music with modern music
      Problem solved

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds like shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This basically. Or do something unique with the CG. Best case scenario is an actual hand-drawn film, but it's modern Hollywood so that will never happen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unless it’s like spiderverse or Mitchells vs the machines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        terrible approach, it'll be dated in like two years and 80s aesthetic things are very popular right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or do the period piece approach and make it set in the 80s but with some hits they haven’t covered yet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hits they haven’t covered yet
            There's a ton of forgotten 80s songs out there. Due to copy-writes, making up forgotten songs for 80s stars would be necessary. But making videos for these songs is sure to be the sort of craziness that only animation can make cost-effective.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Or deep cuts. There are a ton of 80’s hits I’m sure they haven’t covered yet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, basically Trolls, but without the Trolls.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is one of those franchises i'm always bewildered about whenever someone tries to reboot it
    it and the smurfs
    like who asked for that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked for another Garfield movie either and it freaking beat out a Mad Max movie.
      You can't guarantee success, but you can at least make a good movie. Those are the ones that last, that you see posters for in friend's houses, etc. Nightmare before christmas still has merch on shelves somewhere- because they had to order new merch.

      This basically. Or do something unique with the CG. Best case scenario is an actual hand-drawn film, but it's modern Hollywood so that will never happen.

      What could you do that's unique with the Chipmunks? What have they not done in their own movies and tv series?
      And not scare children, that is. (I should have a newer example, but the only one I can think of is Brave little toaster's air conditioner, and my brain does not want to search harder.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant experimental like Spider-Man or TMNT in animation, not the concept.

        But I think they could do a lot of things.
        >A deeper character/story driven show
        >an origin story but done better than a Fox shit family film
        >A story that is unexpected like The Chipmunk Adventure (they don't necessarily need to be pop stars at the beginning)
        >Shorts that mirror modern pop culture or music sharing on things like TikTok

        There are plenty of avenues, whether they take any of these or anyone would like them is anyone's guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who drew this, looks fugly, lets post proper Brittany instead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she gonna tinkle in her pants?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dammit, anon, now i want to make a request that the drawthreads won't fill.
        >Onstage, in the middle of a song, the lead singer springs a leak..

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone spends their time wanting to jump Janet or Brittany's hump but it's Alvin who's the most sexable.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Brittany wears tights like a proper girl who knows they're going to be doing something where skirt flutter is a possibility.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Brittany wears tights like a proper girl who knows they're going to be doing something where skirt flutter is a possibility.

    They still drew the, through the tights and she even wears them over tights ina few moments

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wut?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Need to be gassed and cloned again

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another Chipmunks series has come and gone. Is this the pinnacle of the series? Will this never be surpassed? Will this level of animation never be reached again? Nay, will future version, if there be any, never have the freedom to do things like the Cinderella bath scene again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I must say, this animation quality is top notch feels really lively and full of energy, a bit Bluthian but less orthodox, I doubt there are many living animators with this kind of talent still alive or working, sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they moving so much? It’s kind of gross looking, and I don’t just mean the fetishiziation of children. This is all very ick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must be unused to watching moving pictures. Or tv when the actors aren't supposed to stand still for the cameras.
        >Being such a shutin that he is unused to seeing movement in a video.
        You need to get out a bit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different (better) time.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please tell me there's more to this I need a win today.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeaaaah. That's a Soul Centinel pic. He can be found on Inkbunny. He's done a few chipettes pic. And he's open for commissions. Not cheap, but good.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know their musical gimmick is basically Nightcore, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's in the buff.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      the frick is this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are not telling us

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NEWBIE ALERT!!!!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both reboots weren’t all that good.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder who gets the best head?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (pushing my glasses up my nose) me, as their chaperone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THEODORE

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom center pose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bottom center pose

      It's like she's begging for it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upscaling is a mistake. That's evidence right there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus, and they used a compressed youtube mp4, what happened to non-Ai upscaling?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How so?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's all smeary, and smudged, and blurry in places. The whole thing was just a bad idea.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mspaint over generic background jpg
      >deviantart filename
      Every time.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like this era of animation, because it feels like people finally started paying attention to, or were allowed to peruse, the older Disney methods.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS THEODORE

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ship Alvin and Eleanor.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cgi will always be a travesty compared to animation. So, Bagsadarian Productions still exists. But what will their next move be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A animated movie cg reboot with 80s character designs?

      I ship Alvin and Eleanor.

      Eleanor is for Theodore because fat stereotypes

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really, Anon??!?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too bad the artist disapperaed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        CTW? He didn't disappear, he went to Deviant art. He doesn't do as much art now.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I appreciate Brittany's feet.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chipmunks in a concert is one thing, Chipmunks never getting to a concert was even better.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP POSTING AI SHIT.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, they made 3 movies and a 5 season cgi cartoon. And that was all before AI hit the net. So shut up now.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the new munks so fugly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are but I like their personalities. Looks aren't everything. It's not REPUGNANT or anything like that.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >six toes
      slop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's very sensitive about that.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually CANON!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5vvp1_KQAg

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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