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Is this the most terrifying horror movie of all time? The worst part is that it is entirely plausible.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most people in england can hardly speak English without society collapsing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you trying to say

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The queen mum shat on me face innit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even without societal collapse, british english is already bastardized and close to gibberish. the fact they had it worsen as kids grew up without schooling is redundant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >nooooo you don't speak English
          >I speak real English
          Fuck off ponce

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. Muhammed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't judge us based on the north/cities. Normal people are perfectly fine.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        North seems like it has soul, southerners seem like cunts.

        t. Outsider looking in

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Chad Karl vs the Virgin Ricky

          and the inscrutable Steve

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you are right. Although I would say the south can be split into London and "south". London is like a different country, a disgusting brown grimy cesspit. Rest of southerners (including myself) are still cunts. North is better and has real people. I go to Liverpool all the time and it's great, can't wait to move up there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These days mate, if you even say you're English you'll get arrested and thrown in jail

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically true. Cringe Stewart lee enjoyer.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plausible
    lmao, not with the state of Russian armed forces, I'll be surprised if any were able to launch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If even a quarter managed to launch we’d be doomed anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, they drank all the rocket fuel years ago.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't using old Russian ballistic missiles still the cheapest way to get stuff into space

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not anymore thanks to the only good thing musk was involved in

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, they drank all the rocket fuel years ago.

      I feel like for every out of touch Pro Russian poster on this site there is an out of touch anti Russian poster. People have genuinely gone retarded over these current events. yes, Russia has enough nuclear arms to fucking wipe out a significant part of the world, candidly put. Why is this even a point of contention?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bizarre that there seems to be a growing cult of people in the West who are so fundamentally possessed by gnomish media indoctrination that they actually want a nuclear exchange with Russia.

      Anyone else noticed? They want a full on war between Russia and America. After the resounding success trying to fight a bunch of Arabs with old AK47s. A nuclear superpower. Mass formation psychosis in action or just complete idiocy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they just have a collective boner over the idea of killing a bunch of white people.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's a pretty shocking amount of people who think america is immune to nuclear weapons because of missile defense systems. The average person has no idea that US missile defense has well under a 50% success rate against even a minor attack.
        in an all out nuclear exchange missile defenses would do fuck all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The disruption of global supply chains resulting from a nuclear will cause invaders to flee the west and garden gnomes to scurry to their bunkers and watch the proceeds of the plunder vanish.
        Bring it on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mass formation psychosis

        really ironic that this retarded idea originated in the American right of all places, the party most committed to unreality at all costs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      If even a quarter managed to launch we’d be doomed anon

      I'm gonna take a load off of your minds:
      The US military is lying by omission when they let Russia swing its cock about its "hypersonic" boosters that can penetrate our missile defense system.
      The US military is always hiding some tech for 20 or 40 years before revealing they have it and vending it to the world or just declassifying it once the private sector (again usually in the US) independently produces something comparable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the US military is always hiding some tech for 20 or 40 years before revealing they have it
        It's always americans that say this lmao

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's he hiding under those bandages and hat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burned and irradiated skin

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a gay but this is the only movie that's ever made me legitimately scared and filled with dread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, my heart started pounding when shit hit the fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gullible retard

      Population centers are not, and have never been, nuclear targets.

      The entire uk was not a nuclear target according to declassified soviet documents

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it just made me feel sad

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Population centers are not, and have never been, nuclear targets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >50% of all atomic bombs ever used in warfare have been deployed on population centers
      Why are couch wartactics zoomers so retarded?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cept the 2 times they were used

        It isn't 1945 anymore. Attacking a nuclear armed enemy and winning means disabling their ability to counterstrike. Weapons and weapon command. This has been solved for half a century

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and have never been
          Just admit you said a silly thing, fren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cept the 2 times they were used

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know every city and every military base is a target

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are misinformed then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Industry, transport and communications targets are generally located in population centres, you mong.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Father is also another contender for best horror film.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At first watch it is. On viewings afterwards it's oddly comfy for some reason

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GONNA THROOOOOOOD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol, "threads" should be changed to "ropes"

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threads, its pretty good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The big string theory

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are timelines where ww3 happened in the 60's where things are surely better for whoever is living today.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Testament

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    talk about a grim ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So was the implication that the radiation made it impossible for people to be able to reproduce on top of them all people turned into retards?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sure some babies would be able to survive, hers just was too mutated and died in the womb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like, humans can still reproduce but most of them will be mutants or stillborn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the baby is ovbiously alive, and the nurse not reacting that bad to it. shows that is a common thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bro the baby was completely silent and she screamed when she saw it, it was obviously dead

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then why he nurse was a cunt and handed it to her?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because you have to give the baby to the mother no matter what

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The baby was not alive it's very clear of that. When a mother has a stillborn you still have to hand it to the mother told it or else they can get psychologically fucked up, it's a thing doctors do required for the mother to accept it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a society made of mutant rape babies, shame it never got a sequel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most boring movie of all time until the nukes go off. then its alright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The buildup is kino what are you talking about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the "boringness" makes a point in the movie.
      basically everybody lives their lives and barely pay attention to the background info until the alarm goes off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Insane take.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well luckily for you nuclear winter is a load of bullshit pushed by carl sagan who thought he was too good for peer review
    now thoroughly DEBUNKED

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was the worst part of the movie anyways. It's straight kino during the explosion, the firestorm, and the initial fallout panic. Really unfortunate the movie falls off in the third act when it starts looking at the long term stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if nuclear winter isn't an actual thing, nuclear war would still be devastating since it would destroy the 'threads' of society as the title of the film suggests
      like we rely so much on our infrastructure to buy and sell shit, rely so much on electricity to function in our day to day life that if suddenly that was all cut off, with massive damage it would cripple us beyond all repair
      some people say we'd be sent back to the 1800s, but it'd be more like the 800s since the majority of us have no idea how to farm food without machines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's my takeaway from it as well. Even though the theory of nuclear winter is sort of debunked, it would lay devastation on our infastructure. Hell, even the global south, which would fall pretty much entirely outside of any nuclear change, would face a terrible and uncertain future because so much of their economies are dependent on trade with the global north.

        South America for example would survive the exchange but there would be riots and straight up revolutions because of massive food shortages resulting from failing crops due to the sudden shortage on fertilizers and other agricultural chemicals which they normally buy from Russia or the US and can't produce themselves, at least in the quantities they need.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You personally, are actively making me hate this movie by shilling it so hard. Take a break dog

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's definitely more plausible and realistic than it's U.S. counterpart, The Day After

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But at least we can have a good laugh about it before we all die....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ooo lookit pooooor Britain we dindu nuffins and these big meanies are sooooo scawy
        >ain't we really just in-betweens? after all ain't we all interested in trying a little socialism ahead of time just in case Russia wins...? Just a wee bit...?
        >what, responsible for both world wars? little unthreatening engerland? awwww nawww....
        Limeys deserve death

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop talking like a puff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          German belligerence and aggression was the cause both times, gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if the anglos just accepted the superior hun cock in 1914, the entire retarded 20th century couldve been avoided

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even the british version of the nuclear apocalypse is superior to the american version
      Sad

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The worst part is that it is entirely plausible.
    yeah, the dull realism and almost documentary filming is why its so unnerving

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is this the most terrifying horror movie of all time?
    Here we go with the reddit borrowed opinions again. Threads has literally nothing going on for it other than the Traffic Warden scene.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make your hydrogen bombs less efficient by ground bursting them, causing infinity more radiation than an airburst, and now you have to wait years to decades to occupy the ground rather than a few weeks.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it after it was suggested a few times on this board. It's a good movie but it's also terribly miserable. I like how the film would just quickly move on whenever a character died without any significant form of acknowledgement. They'd just suffer and die and that was it; onto the next. It set the whole mood very well.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that’s kind of what life is like anon
      death waits for nobody

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hospital scene is Kino.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I first watched this when the ukraine thing was kicking off and I was seriously paralyzed with fear for like a month. I was even researching making bomb shelters and food stockpiles because I have enough land to do that, but eventually gave up after realizing that no matter what I did I would be dead anyway.

    now I just try not to think about it,.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow you were so scared you read some webpages? holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Touch grass, retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly same
      i live right next to a nuke target, but firmly outside the instant death, but inside the 'oh shit overwhelming pain and suffering'

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not a horror movie
    It’s absolute misery

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We are marching towards a nuclear exchange with Russia because of Victoria Nuland, Robert Kagan and other Washington DC garden gnomes ethno-religious hundred year hatred of the Russians, Ukrainians and Cossacks. A gnomish proxy war, one of many. How much blood is enough?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom! I posted it again!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best way to top yourself if this happened?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's really not.
    >forget how to speak English in one single generation and no one tells kids literally anything in the process of working other than literally how to move a hoe because we're ALL too le tired and depressed even though we have this projector with bones and stuff, we won't talk or explain it

    Also the "protagonist" girl was unrealistically retarded and selfish and evil even for a typical nu-British woman of the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because we're ALL too le tired and depressed
      no, because they are retarded

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >The question we should be asking is, given the performance of the Russian Federation's piss-poor assault on Ukraine, do they even have the sufficient capability of launching a strike?
    I think the real question should be, do you want to find out?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about language completely devolving like it does in the film. Still, it adds to the atmosphere of the thing.
    And to answer your question, yes it is the most terrifying film ever made.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did I watch a different version or was this fucker on the poster not in the movie at all?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's only in the movie for a few minutes. Around the time the woman is getting rats, I think?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw seeing the current state of Russia made me less afraid of nuclear conflict than ever
    North Korea is literally just coping and China has other means to end conflicts. The US of A wouldn't use theirs because bombing mudhuts with rockets which cost more than the local population makes in a year is more lucrative.
    Russia, despite pretending to have functional nukes, is currently seething because most of their rockets won't work and blow up in the silos once you give the order to launch and the rest that would work in theory would probably make it to Moscow where they disintegrate due to lack of maintenance and because General Ivanov sold the copper wiring in these rockets to buy himself a new Lada

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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