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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My b- my body is ready. My body is ready.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my bussy is ready for the BGC

      NGL it's gonna take me a couple days to get my body ready.

      based

      it will be trash

      ba-...based

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my bussy is ready for the BGC

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NGL it's gonna take me a couple days to get my body ready.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it will be trash

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be kino.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    shin godzilla came to a city an hour away from me but this isn't coming ANYWHERE near me. the closest drive is like 3 hours away. fricking ridiculous, why does this have a worse release than shin godzilla which was half a political drama?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my guess is because shin had anno attached, which would've attracted all the evangelion fans

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i guess but all the trailers make this seem like a more "traditional" godzilla movie with more mass appeal. why the frick did the slow political movie with a crazy looking unconventional godzilla get a wider release? so unfair.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason it's only showing on the cheap seat theatre for the first week of release. Have to wait 10 days to see it on a proper IMAX screen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully places around me get more showtimes after the first week but i'm not holding my breath.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No theater around here has it. Don't really feel like driving for half an hour.
      Seems a little self hating from the trailers and what the director has talked about.

      shin godzilla came to a city an hour away from me but this isn't coming ANYWHERE near me. the closest drive is like 3 hours away. fricking ridiculous, why does this have a worse release than shin godzilla which was half a political drama?

      I had to drive a lot to see Shin Godzilla.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't really feel like driving for half an hour.
        >half an hour

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Longtime Godzilla fan here but I'm just not excited about this one. I don't like the idea of an all-CGI Godzilla, it inherently lacks soul. Also it just looks bland and corporate. I hope I'm wrong, though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shin was all CGI and it was fine. Not to mention monsterverse G

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i swear to god some scenes had physical traditional effects. one scene where he comes out of the water in particular looks like a real physical model, or at least did in theatres.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought so too, unfortunately all the scenes shot with any sort of puppet or suit was cut. Toho CGI has gotten that good though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            a few scenes genuinely looked real. must have been the lighting i guess.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah man everything in the movie was CGI. It was intended to look like a suit though.

          monsterverse couldn't be more mid if it tried.

          More than half of all Godzilla movies are "mid". Monsterverse is definitely in the top 50%, meaning slightly better than "mid".

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Watch it Heisei

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like his otter appeareance, thats why I never like when they say he's a dinosaur

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        monsterverse couldn't be more mid if it tried.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you, to me Godzilla's whole personality and character came from having humanoid movements in the suit, I did like Shin and this one looks promising, the soundtrack has his classic themes at least.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why dont they just motion capture then

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only seen a few Godzilla films and don't care much for most of them except the original, but Minus One blew me away. Easily the best Godzilla film I have watched in terms of both the big fella stomping on shit but also the human drama aspect. Godzilla is really an absolute fricking monstrous butthole in this movie which means they had no make the human characters likable and good to connect with, and they nailed it.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5 minutes of PS3 tier CGI dinosaur
    >125 minutes of awful jap acting
    >130 minues of shit story telling
    Shan't be watching that.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaijukino is everything capeshit believes itself to be, and more

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based nips.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao Toho is the Disney of japan

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toho never called me incel.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even close.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt even know there was a godzila movie coming
    but ill wacth it

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is claimed by the forces of King Ghidorah. Bow low in worship of the One Who Is Many, or be BIDIBIDIBIDIdabbed upon.

    Bitches.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn already?? back in the day after the announcement of a movie there was like 2 years to its release

    but yes, based soul kino etc etc

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Godzilla won't fight any other kaiju? Lame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A good portion of the best Godzilla movies are just him menacing Tokyo. Get out zoomer this thread is for old people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Die boomer homosexual. Everyone wants to see Godzilla/Anguirus/King Caesar team up to fight Megalon or Space godzilla. Not shots of him walking through Tokyo while the Japanese give some gay ass monologue about Humanities sins or some gay shit.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    JP friend said it's fine but not even close to Shin

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think we'll get more historical kaiju kino?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Virgin Monsterverse Godzilla vs The Chad Minus One Gojira

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I hate it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I hate it.

      Yeah those colors look like shit

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've already seen it, it wasn't great.

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