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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until this chart covers every horror film?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add this to the pile of Soiguments

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Knowing this board, it's definitely going to happen.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This version added too many movies that don't really qualify as soi horror. 5.0 is still the best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This version added too many movies that don't really qualify as soi horror
      Nice basedgument

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not a basedgument. Soi horror is very specific type of movie that pretentious people act like are superior to regular horror like Halloween and The Conjuring, so whoever made this update and included those movies clearly missed the point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not seeing either of those movies here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's a couple of anons here who just hate the horror genre as whole and are very vocal about it, so I'm pretty sure they consider all of it soi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At the very least, Beau is afraid and Men need to be here. The latter especially is quintessential soi horror.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >removed the old söy horror category
      coward

      based and true

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The old soi category was literally just bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually the best
      >no-
      NPCment

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This doesn't have my favorite basedgument (mental illness, now that's deep).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything on the new chart is soi. You are just mad because you like some of them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually the best
      >no-
      NPCment

      It's actually fricking hilarious because I made the original one like I decade ago
      I had no idea people were still making more edits and even posting.
      That's fricking hilarious not gonna lie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was wrong, this wasn't from a decade ago, like I made it in 2018, but that was still pretty long time ago. But the guy that makes the new edits seem to be keeping the original version of the meme.

          Now all the new versions have all these effects, there's real effort to put there. It's Amazing.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Quick rundown on The Bye Bye Man and why you used that as an example? I've never seen it, so I'm just curious.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it was considered one of the worst horror movies of that year and of the decade.
              honestly if you actually watch it, it's mediocre like all the horror movies that are released nowadays.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't count how many times I've watched a horror movie and thought "wait, this was supposed to be good" or "oh, this was supposed to be bad". I just end up rating most of them 5/10.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I made the original one like I decade ago
        and have you finally worked up the guts to apologize?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be honest this was so long ago I didn't know there were some people still posting new versions of the meme.

          I originally made the meme as sort of half ironic thing, but I honestly think horror is even worse now than when I made that meme.

          kek

          That's what I mean. The whole meme was very shitty made with spelling errors. It's hilarious that people actually made new versions of it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine spending time making these

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't like a24 shit either but you posting/making this shit are not much better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the boomer soi part always gives it away

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could you at least post the image in higher quality so I can actually read the titles of the movies im supposed to avoid?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir, it's called I Saw The TV Glow. Now get in there because the showing is almost sold out!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now do one for Söy Horror

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watches these yet they keep making them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched Guns Akimbo and I regret it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soi action you mean?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have the people who post these ever actually recommended any horror movies?
    It looks like it's grown to include basically every horror movie.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I count at least 11 good horror movies on here. Too bad they put cartoon faces next to them, I can't watch them now.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is some good horror made in the last decade then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It Follows.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It Follows is awful, you have terrible taste

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Evil Dead Rise

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Many of the A24 club weren't even produced by them, but they have the distribution rights for Yankland. Please learn the difference between production companies and distribution ones - I know A24 does both

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't Skinamarink there? You like it, don't you? Fricking piece of shit

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally FUN BAD

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horror I don't like = Basedboy reddit soi slop
    Horror I like = Objectively good
    No I will NOT post what horror I like under any circumstances.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, soi horror is specific type of horror. It doesn't matter if you like them or not. I like some of them, but I still acknowledge they're soi.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bone chilling

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let people enjoy things!

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nothing wrong with your wife having a kid from another marriage

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I say a lot of those things.
      Horror franchises are comfy.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I was thinking about this image the other. Thanks for keeping it alive

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ivee been think about watching a good horror movie, what should i watch? Im bored.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Moonlight is a horror movie
    What

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