*tick tick tick*. *BOOM*. Timebomb O_O

*tick tick tick*

*BOOM*

Timebomb O_O

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a timebomb for her (it's my dick and it will explode as she sucks it [with semen])

    also you put 3 ticks. This is accurate but you won't trigger autists who are mad about it and thus get less (you)s. Put two ticks next time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I got a timebomb for her (it's my dick and it will explode as she sucks it [with semen])
      I don't get it? Is this some kind of innuendo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does this work with better with two ticks or four ticks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two; it makes it look like a mistake. Four gives it away

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She doesn't say 'boom'

    ?feature=shared

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the boom is an onomatopoeia, b***h! I'm peeved that this generation gets cheesecake kino in high definition and I had to use my memory palace and slide show all erotica.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't say "tick" either, she clicks her tongue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        boom

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/199980258/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf, i thought it was the same girl as this

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this show good? I want to lick her butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you like urban fantasy like the lovely bones or constantine? Elves, trolls, leprechauns, and faeries.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like all this stuff and i like late 2000s emo girls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then the show lost girl is just for you! They have a rewatch podcast with the cast and it is with spoilers. More sexy webms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, not really. It’s a shame because the leads are cute and charming and the succubus thing is interesting, but the show is way too invested in this fae mythology nonsense. It drags the whole show down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more than true blood or less?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t know for sure; I haven’t seen true blood, but by info from the people I know who have, I’d say true blood is probably much better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, absolutely not. I too got bamboozled into watching this shit by Cinemaphile threads talking about it and it is absolutely, 1000% not worth anyone's time. Just jerk off to gifs of the hot chick a few times and spare yourself Discount Grrrl Power not-Dresden Files.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of liked it but it gets really bad towards the end. It's kind of like Buffy, but not nearly as good or witty.

        If it came out today Cinemaphile would call it woke since the protagonist is a sexually liberated pussy-powered succubus who fricks both men and women and dates both a male and female character at the same time for most of the show

        fug

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I got about 6 or7 episodes into the first season and realized the girl in OP would be fricking a black guy for two seasons so I dropped it and haven't looked back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of liked it but it gets really bad towards the end. It's kind of like Buffy, but not nearly as good or witty.

      If it came out today Cinemaphile would call it woke since the protagonist is a sexually liberated pussy-powered succubus who fricks both men and women and dates both a male and female character at the same time for most of the show

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to come in a woman

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This that chick from NCIS?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based faceblind moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He looks like the pedophile actor from Bones.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like white Hiroyuki Sanada

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know the context but I like to imagine that she got jumped or beat the frick up because she's so pretty. And then I get to self insert as the man who gets to protect and love for her and take home and keep her warm and sage and impregnated and happy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This was clearly waifu bait to hook up lonely autists

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The crime, officer?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can save her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is she wearing a corset is that waist for real where are the organs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          corset

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not the gif
    Why did you even make this thread?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more webms!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like anime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A beautiful anime

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You got some cute girl staring at half-nude buff guy and then doing a cute dance. What the frick are you mad about you c**t?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only homosexuals are ok with CFNM, the woman shouldve been shirtless

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no, MY israelite director is more based than YOUR israelite director
        kys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does this dance convey? my wife does the same kind of dance on Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays when she attends her personal training classes with her coach Tyrone

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s an ancient memory

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    timebomb sucks.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show her forehead

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see her make out with the TUT TUT flapper girl, anachronistically

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come women dont use this pigtail hairstyle? i like it on girls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is what they took from you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who and why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most women don't have the face to pull it off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why they don't wear it anymore, it's all your fault for making it creepy for them

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea i'm thinking I like her

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The webm isn't working

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOST GIRL, the Canadian supernatural drama TV series that premiered on Showcase on September 12, 2010. Starring Anna Silk, it follows the life of Bo, a bisexual Succubus and powerful warrior, as she learns to control her supernatural abilities, discover the truth about her origins, and help those in need.
    OldChan Cinemaphile truly was a different place

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao you should have seen the reddit ass shit Robert Paulson used to put out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His name was Robert Paulsen.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit has lived rent free in my head for so many years.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No more webms?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why's he hovering over her like a creep while she eats

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          reasons

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She almost died from magical stuff and the food is to get her strength back. It’s supposed to be fatherly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Small guys (5'3-5'6") like that always baby women. It helps when they don't have a shit physique and stay genuine and true blue dudes. And do martial arts so that bigger men respect them and the halo effect rubs off to women.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's Ksenia doing nowadays

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More importantly, is she married, does she have kids, and do I have a chance with her

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I want to have sex with a alt or goth girl so bad but these type of women never work as escorts

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She dies at the end of S4
    Welp

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when people would use the olde timey emoticons u_u

    Also 13375p33k, even though it was obnoxious.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *TUT TUT TUT TUT TUT TUT*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the same girl. Shut the frick up. No way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QUICK
    SHOULD I WATCH LOST GIRL
    Y/N?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      N
      It's far too Canadian.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We mocked this lol so random goth/emo/scene/whatever stuff, but it is infinitely better than everyone being a genderbending fat freak with lots of jargon polysyllables learned from communist theory (nonsense).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I defended them and protected them from you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You were right and I was wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two of my ex-s killed themselves from the sexual abuse they were subject to but never spoke against
      2005-2011 was so wild; right when heroin really hit my highschool. Man shit was crazy. Girls fighting outside my house trying to establish a pecking order and decide who gets to stay over for the night.
      Sorry Emma and Jess.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't ask. You are poor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        were they hot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          one was
          the other had the scene aesthetic down amazingly but only her eyes were worth looking at really

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              RIP my condolences anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marty Janetty plz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you abuse them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i didnt
          other people did
          well what id consider abuse.
          everything we did was consensual but i didnt really look out for them and ignored it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not your responsibility, not your fault

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i know
              it just sucks; theyre buried near my grandfathers grave and every weekend i have to walk past them to see him and that "i could have saved her" meme kicks in full force

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never heard this woman's voice. And I never will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are missing out. She sounds as cute as she looks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so not at all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Suck my dick homosexual say that to my face and see what hapens

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see what hapens
            you'll get your nuts tickled by anon's beard, and maybe also learn to spell?
            seems like a win for you. enjoy your gay fellatio

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we used to be a proper county

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is this from? i always use to think girls that looked like this are cringe and kinda lame in a try hard way. i never knew how bad everything was going to get

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my wife tries faux goth outfits from time to time and as hot as it is, its just looks off
      the fishnet body suits are all i ask her to wear but she spends like 2 hours putting clothes on and off to make an outfit i rip off her in under 5 minutes
      frustrating

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I know is she was sexy as frick in that scene.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did she quit acting?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this b***hes nudes are unreal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What nudes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YO

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Kenzi was the lead in this show and not that other b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How I felt about dollhouse, Every actor on the show would have been a better lead than Dushku, who only got it because she was Whedon's side peace.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even Summer Glau?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original snood

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