Time flies, Rings of Power isn't even a month away, it'll be out on September 2nd.

Time flies, Rings of Power isn't even a month away, it'll be out on September 2nd. I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh the Lord of the Shills. Pray tell you what news from the Amazon office can you tell this humble Anon?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYO wher da elfs at

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >making everyone look gritty and dirty
      I hate this trope. Hobbit houses were fastidiously clean and the Hobbits wore nice clothing with brocades and fine stitching.
      What is this fricking trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally homeless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Qfkt9ec.jpg

      Time flies, Rings of Power isn't even a month away, it'll be out on September 2nd. I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.

      Gross

      That’s a big Pass for me senpai

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone ignores hobbits for years
      >until gandalf
      >here's a show with them playing a pivotal role
      goddam I hate this show already

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        mmm sweaty you have no idea, they fought in the first age. Just read the stories posted in Tolkien society writen by debut novelists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      White Harfoots!? Cinemaphile's Tolkien scholars told me they're supposed to be black as soot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are your Tolkien-approved White Harfoots.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get shot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a shill
    Cancel Amazon Prime
    #CancelPrime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are no hashtags here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah i get tons of free shit with Prime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >free
        Euro detected.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        'free lunch'

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the fans
    I met a homosexual once who absolutely adored the hobbit trilogy. Went multiple times. Did these fans like the hobbit trilogy?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The title sucks it would be like calling a GOT spinoff Game of Thrones, The Throne of the Game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This story is actually about Sauron becoming the Lord of the Rings though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have just called it LOTR: Sauron or something less lame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This story is actually about Sauron becoming the Lord of the Rings though
        fanfic, lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They don't own the rights to tell the Lord of the Rings story but they also realise that people don't give a shit about the OC donut steel story they're telling, hence the need to try and link them with the title.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't own the rights to tell the Lord of the Rings story
        wtf are you talking about, yes they do
        That's why they can call the show 'Lord of the Rings' because they own the TV rights to that book (and the Hobbit)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no they don't. WB still owns the rights to both LOTR and the Hobbit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You are thinking of the movie rights
            Amazon bought the TV rights to the books, which is a separate thing

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fresh kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shill

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ayo I finna be a dwarv kween n sheeeit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This insufferable c**t makes me not want to watch it even more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, Cletus, nobody is going to miss you in the premiere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do skinny fat genderqueer leftists think anyone but them wants to see this shit? No one likes you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Alright Shiloh you homosexual, let us know what your $18 sandwich tastes like in your gay coastal city just before a future brain surgeon knifes you for your shoes. I'm sure mudface wokerings is going to really make a lot of money hahahaha.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          KYS troony homosexual.
          The world is disgusted by you.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If lore doesn't matter why can't we have sexy dwarves?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Manlets on suicide watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick does that mean are they pretending to jerk a dick while hitting the table? Every one who uses tiktok should be killed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would.

      They're literally homeless

      What in the hell is this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the best story of our time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gandalf is Bilbo's great great great great great great great great grandmothers rapist

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A man that falls out of the sky in a meteor and he can do majiks n shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its Gandalf isnt it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's a Maiar for sure and seems to be a wizard, so possibly but maybe not

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Can't be, Gandalf didn't appear in Middle Earth till the 3rd age, also he traveled together with the other 4 wizards

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Its Gandalf.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gandalf didn't arrive Middle Eart till the 3rd Age, this show takes place in the 2nd Age

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter, they'll just change it so he arrives in the 2nd age. Its obviously Gandalf.
                >Wears grey
                >Has a long beard
                >Hangs with Hobbits
                >Has a friendly face

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yup

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did he magically wash his hair?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah! I loved the SuperFans reaction so sincere

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I work in marketing. Reddit is shill central. No one shills on Cinemaphile (that I know of) because you can't build user profiles because due to anonymity. The sad thing is that these Amazon shills probably aren't even paid shills. They're just degenerate leftists who do it for free. They are even worse than jannies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need to stop watching sensationalist YouTube channels that make it their full-time job to bash Rings of Power. They don't care about Tolkien, they only care about you angrily clicking on their video so they can make ad money.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I follow Shad since a long time and he is a genuine nerd that really cares about LOTR, unlike those who praise the new shit show, that are just woke contrarians that won't even watch the show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shad is a right wing nutjob who hates women and minorities if you have been following his latest vids. Literally all of them are shitting new movies who women or minorities in the lead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope, it's not because he is bias, it's because those movies that have women and minorities in the lead just happen to be shit. Genuinely.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Hey guys, I'm not racist, really, just happens that I hate all black people for unrelated reasons

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't hate all black people wtf? Just shitty movies that make having black dudes or women on the lead the main selling point, not developing a good movie afterwards. I mean, at this point I know you are just trolling, nobody is this dumb, right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know black people don't like you just because your not racist. Your still a fucc white boi to them idk why you wan to be liked by people that hate you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women and minorities fricking suck ass tho so this dude sounds ight to me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shad really got under their skin when he reviewed that shitty fight on Last jedi, and while I find it funny that a fat frick is a medieval sword fighting expert, it's also pretty obvious that the dude studied it all his life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he has very superficial knowledge of lotr and its strange since he is a fantasy nerd

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He has no idea on the subject, he doesn't even know there's an elvish word for transgenderism and that the're celebrated in their culture for their bravery

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Shad is a right wing nutjob who hates women and minorities if you have been following his latest vids. Literally all of them are shitting new movies who women or minorities in the lead

          You need to stop watching sensationalist YouTube channels that make it their full-time job to bash Rings of Power. They don't care about Tolkien, they only care about you angrily clicking on their video so they can make ad money.

          I tried few of those and he just shouts and gets angry, its the usual anti woke grift thats underneath it all just another marketing tactic for corps.
          They are all grifters who capitalize on the overall lower quality that the industry churns out, and create their own symbiotic dependency on said Hollywood movies in order to make money themselves, off an audience of perpetually irate people. And the audience are kept irate in a synthetic way, by cultivating their aggravation in clever ways, and basically doomposting 24/7.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Either this or your woke movies are actually shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile makes it easier for astroturfing campaigns, as the lack of user profiles and the short lifespan of thread makes it easier to sell the idea of fluidity, diversity of opinions and improvisation of discourse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Cinemaphile makes it easier for astroturfing campaigns, as the lack of user profiles and the short lifespan of thread makes it easier to sell the idea of fluidity, diversity of opinions and improvisation of discourse.
        Not really. Cinemaphile isn't even good for A/B testing because there's no way for the npcs who work in marketing to objectively measure engagement vs shit posting. They might try to get exposure but modern marketers are obsessed with data, tracking, and conversion rate. Reddit is perfect for this. IMO the shills here are brainwashed redditors who do it for free.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great another thread where /misc/tourists thinks everyone is a paid shill, as if they even exist. This is the next big thing normal people can latch onto and discuss with their friends. It will be a success no matter how much you seethe about black elves or whatever. See you in daily generals, RoPsisters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not. All the LOTR subreddit are astroturfed. The sad thing is that you're just a pathetic shut in troony that belieo the hype. Literally touch grass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will torrent and discuss every single episode with the rest of Cinemaphile. You can seethe and expose your newhomosexualry all you want. I will reserve judgment until I've seen it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes we know you're very gay you don't need to keep trying so hard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Outside of Cinemaphile the show is astroturfed shit and anyone with more than 2 braincells knows it, troon.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fan reactions to early screening.
    Lol
    Lmao even.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fan
    I don't bother unless they're superfans who never read the books or watched all the movies but know Tolkien would have loved what they're doing with the show

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.
    no you're not
    post office selfie

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, I want to find out which marketers Amazon has hired solely so I can never use them.
    You are so fricking bad at this

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw them Black personfoots stole my fred chikin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, it looks even more fricking stupid in motion lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not only she is black, she is also fat as frick. Like you don't see her and think "oh, a female dwarf". No, you think "oh, an obese Black person". Horrible casting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No beard, GROSS

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should i watch lord of the ring? is it good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it's right wing propaganda, wait till Amazon's Rings of Power gets released and watch that instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope there's time to reshoot a scene for a Mar-a-lago type raid where Sauron gets arrested

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fan reactions
    how can you be a fan of something that hasn't aired

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fans of other amazon products

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs! Very excite for rings of powerful. I will perform the watch on september 2nd!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's been a while since I saw such aggressive shilling here. Or maybe I just don't pay enough attention.
    I'm not going to watch your garbage btw. I respect Tolkien and his work too much.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing coming to Amazon that I want to watch.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chudcels are really seething today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do leftists love Amazon so much?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your job is to create hype anon. You'll get a lot of heat from unconvinced consumers, because our goyjoy machine is truly dirtying whatever we get our pozzed little hands on, but shake it off, get that ESL fired up and Just Do It™. Even if you get called out, remember: there's no such thing as bad Buzz™! Now go get them, champ

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the reminder, anon. I nolarp just cancelled my Amazon Prime membership, and gave the reason "rings of power".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one will notice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, thanks for your concern. Still feels good.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pg-13
    >old ass blade
    >set up so girlboss daughter takes over franchise
    >Spiderman and Iron Man cameos

    This is going to cause so many black tears.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't post the fact that he's also Muslim and gay
      yeah, DOA
      Also naming the daughter Edge is just moronic

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every single one these threads are structured the same way. They mention the name, acknowledge the "naysayers/reviewers" and mention Sept 2

    Frick off shills, clear advertising or literal samegay spam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay Alex Jones

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elves can't be black.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can actually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No they can't.
        Elf < alfr < albar < albaz < albi/albo meaning white.

        Where you think 'Albino' comes from. Same from Latin 'Albus' and Greek 'ἀλφός (alphos)'

        Elfs can not be black.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they can
          Arondir is black for exmple

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's part of the Amazon show, Tolkien never created that character. Not canon. And he is not black, he is latino.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the character in this fan fiction is a black elf!!!
            It’s fan fiction troony, the character never existed in Tolkiens works. You have to suicide as soon as possible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yet there they are, and will forever be a part of the property going forward

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are overthinking it. They can't be black just because the can't, period. There is no justification, it's just what it is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, homosexual. Just as surely as you will suicide before 40 because your life as a consoomer homosexual is so devoid of purpose and meaning, Elves cannot be Black folk. Cope however you need to.

            Ever heard of dark elves, chud?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >dark elves
              Yeah, the Moriquendi (singular Moriquendë; also named the Lembi, Hisildi, and Kaliondi) were the Elves of Darkness: those who did not embark on the journey over the sea to Aman and behold the light of the Two Trees of Valinor. Nothing to do with race.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly homosexual why are you even still replying go have a nice day your life is fricking trash bro. Escape the pain. Do it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Legolas is le black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, just because Jackson whitewashed the character doesn't mean his canon looks are white or even blonde. In fact you can't find any description that states that Sindar elves are even pale

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They can and they have

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, homosexual. Just as surely as you will suicide before 40 because your life as a consoomer homosexual is so devoid of purpose and meaning, Elves cannot be Black folk. Cope however you need to.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steals your (mom's) heart

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cautiously optimistic
    Why?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homies do not care about elves, hobbits, wizards and all that gay shit. Black elves are purely to make white liberals feel good.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you even trying to sell this on Cinemaphile?
    Everyone here already checked out with Black person dwarf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this place has insane traffic, lurkers lurk and will tell friends on discord and reddit. its whole different kind of marketing.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I for one am uncautiously optimistic

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.
    lol
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=7aVX6vw906c

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I never read any of the books or watch all the movies but I'm a superfan of Rings of Power and let me tell you Tolkien would have loved what they're doing with the show
      I can't believe people like this exist

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There will be insanely fast general.
    Catalogue will be full of thread each day episode is released and bit less each day after day.
    YOU
    WILL
    PROPAGATE
    IT

    anti wokism is new kind of marketing and you will be part of it and you will enjoy it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ridiculous cope. "If you complain about subversion then you are being subversive"
      Basically "shut up and silently enjoy your slop"
      Kys homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes because you spread brand awareness.
        Best is complete ignore but you just cant help yourself and have to be outraged and help push all those outraged grifters on yt.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna watch it

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