>time on bag burns it. >popcorn button leaves it half unpopped

>time on bag burns it
>popcorn button leaves it half unpopped

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're meant to err on the side of caution and save the unpopped ones.
    Over time you'll get several bags for free

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't take the bag out once he hears the popping start to slow down
    I'm guessing you're around 23 years old.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he autistically stands next to the microwave listening for pops
      I'm guessing you're a virgin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you're a virgin!
        I'm guessing you're about 23 years old.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you also stand outside the door listening to your girlfriends bull explode inside her?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mind goes from popcorn to being cucked by nigs
            American moment. Also you likely are around twenty three years old.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Do you also stand outside the door listening to your girlfriends bull explode inside her?
              Are you 23 years old?

              No, I do stand outside your mom's bedroom door waiting for my turn though.

              [...]
              >uses virgin as an insult
              >obsessed with cuckoldry
              Why are you here being a homosexual instead of killing yourself?

              >autism squad turns up already seething
              kek, hit too close to home?

              Just accept the facts that if you're unironically going to spend 5 minutes listening to a series of pops, you're an autistic virgin.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >five minutes

                Are you actually fricking moronic? You've never even made your own popcorn have you? Not listening to it because your fat prostitute mother is making it for you doesn't make you superior you obese neckbeard. Microwave your head for an hour.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > 5 minutes listening to a series of pops
                Are you the moron burning your popcorn? It takes less than 2 minutes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so obsessed with shaming virgins? Does that make women want you more?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >unironically using "virgin" and "autistic" as insults
                >redditspacing
                Gee, I wonder where you're from. Because it sure as frick ain't here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh my god lol you’re haul is fricking impressive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Being moronic isn't trolling. It's just being moronic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              he actually didn't say anything about the race of the bull, that was all you lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Do you also stand outside the door listening to your girlfriends bull explode inside her?
            Are you 23 years old?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, I do stand outside your mom's bedroom door waiting for my turn though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, what are you doing?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bruh you're cooked

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I see.

            How many times a day would you say you think about cuckoldry, on average?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you also stand outside the door listening to your girlfriends bull explode inside her?

        >uses virgin as an insult
        >obsessed with cuckoldry
        Why are you here being a homosexual instead of killing yourself?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's what my parents taught me to do and obviously they had sex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry to break the news but you were adopted and your "parents" are adult virgins.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oh frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          At least your mom did

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's like 60-70 seconds for the bag to fully pop. Youre wasting time walking away just to stand up and walk back half a minute later

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo I have to check my upboots on Reddit every 10 second
        this is you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >y-you're a virgin!
        I'm guessing you're about 23 years old.

        Im guessing your both virgins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how's that burnt popcorn taste champ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fellas is it autistic to stand near a microwave listening for pops?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno. Is it autistic to do it and then worry that you’re standing too close so then you back up three feet?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm deaf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he can't feel the pops with his heightened other senses

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he believes the heightened senses meme
          It's a trick to make invalids think they have magical powers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even deaf, and I can feel the pops.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Weak immune system

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm deaf
        how the frick are you posting?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for your service.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      package in my country literally says to wait until popping starts to be more than a couple of seconds apart
      never burns it and barely any unpopped corn

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >microwave popcorn
    Disgusting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this dumbass homie still buying stovetop popcorn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your cancer, you obese zoomer Black person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          microwaves dont irradiate the food grampa

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was talking about the the carcinogenic seed oils and preservatives in the microwave popcorn you homosexual zoomer.
            Also,
            >troonycase

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up you autistic homosexual, holy shit.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You pop it by ear, dummy. Stand by the microwave and when the popping stops almost completely take it out. It will always be before whatever the bag recommends.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So just do less time than thr bag says until you figure it out. Or just listen until it stops popping frequently

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 minutes is usually good for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 minutes and 5 seconds. Yep, the perfect time.

      2 min 14 sec here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1:45 works really well for Orville Redenbacher's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A man of patience, I see.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you slightly burn the popcorn and it melts when you put it in your mouth

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i love the half popped burnt ones

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not allowed to cook popcorn anymore because I kept burning it and making the house smell and my mom spanked me.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave popcorn is so ass. If it's not completely burnt, half the bag is left unpopped like you said and the remainder is still mid. Popcorn you get outside is the best but inconvenient sadly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      have a nice day underage gay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I keep the unpopped kernels and chew on them like sunflower seeds
    They're buttery and crunchy and probably give you stomach cancer or something

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drive to the movie theater, buy a large popcorn, then come home with it so I can watch some kino with my HDMI cable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hartkins theaters in Arizona sells their popcorn in Walmart and Safeway now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In AZ, all you have to do to have popcorn is set a bowl of kernels outside for a couple minutes at 4pm.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have never used any of the buttons on my microwave besides the Time Cook one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It also has a timer setting. Helpful when cooking other things, but only if you pay attention

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 minutes and 5 seconds. Yep, the perfect time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weak ass microwave you got

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2:25

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 minutes even in 1000 Watt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's got some good DSLs but she ruined herself with shitty tattoos and lowbrow emo style

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Americans, what is Kettle Corn? Is it just popcorn with salt and sugar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Basically. You cook it in a big pot so the sugar sort of caramelizes and hardens for extra crunch. Only really good if you get it made fresh out at a fair or carnival or something.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I give it 3 minutes and immediately turn it off when there's like a 5 second interval between popping and I always got a perfect bag doing this

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat popcorn I take painkillers and drink booze like an actual miserable adult.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds awful tbh.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only eat sweet popcorn. I think salty poppy corny is yucky

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't pop corn over the stovetop

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, I found out by mere chance and lack of a microwave that you can open the bags and put them on a pan, and it ends up better

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just got done drenching your fresh popcorn in your favorite butter flavored oil
    It's Kino Time!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I put a quarter stick of real butter in the bag immediately and then shake the shit out of it. It's delicious, real fatfrick shit.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every microwave has a different power rating and even two microwaves with the same power rating will be designed differently

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of microwaves are identical in design and come from the same factory https://youtu.be/YSrVG74Emyk

      The answer is you want an inverter microwave they heat more evenly and have actual power control not power cycling like an ordinary microwave.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up nerd like just put it in the microwave and hit buttons until it's done homie lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok darkie

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >They don't use the secret hack of getting an entire garbage bag filled with movie theater popcorn after they close and have to throw it out anyway from a worker for free then taking it home and throwing it at your mouth because that's how you eat it and never cleaning it up because you aren't some fricking janny and have too much self respect to clean up your own messes

    Amateurs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My friend worked at a theater and we'd take those home and eat them, also had fun leaving a popcorn trail all over the city by hanging one of the bags out my car window. Clean it up, city.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw a counter jockey offered me an entire 40 gallon garbage bag of fresh popcorn for free after the last screening and I paid $20 for a little container of it an hour and a half earlier

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and I paid $20 for a little container of it an hour and a half earlier
        That's entirely your own fault moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't remember saying it wasn't you doubleBlack person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Free hotdogs, pretzels, and nachos too. They don't give a frick after closing when they have to throw it in the trash anyway.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I am the local kino konnoisseur and have gotten to know all the workers at my local theater and I go home with a metric ton of popcorn, eight hotdogs, ten pretzels, and whatever promotional materials they don't need anymore like posters and standees after late shows for free

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Living the dream. I'm jealous.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you realise you are the local moron and they are giving you that shit so they don’t have to deal with the creepy weird dude

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Do you realize you are wrong and I have literally fricked three of the girls that have worked there in that time, one of which I'm currently dating? Sorry you're terrible at life bro. Picture related. Inb4 salt and seethe.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well frick you normalgay I hope your popcorn has AIDS in it and that bawd gets it too.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                LEL /reddit9k/ on suicide watch. I'm going to get my dick sucked, and throw free popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it, while I watch Furiosa tonight. You have fun though.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just stop it when the space between pops increases
    Are you so fat that you can't stand there for 90 seconds?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there are still morons that don't understand how "Power" works on microwaves and burn their shit or end up with stuff that's magma hot on the outside and ice cold in the middle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >10 power settings
      >max time to absolutely burn everything is 5 minutes or 300 seconds
      >this dude wants me to cook 3000 bags of popcorn to find the perfect power level and time in seconds
      >instead of ignoring the power level and putting it in for 2 minutes like the bag says

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget to factor in your current elevation.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is objectively the best way to make popcorn. Perfect every time and trying different kinds of corn is nice. For me it's ladyfinger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's what my grandma used. It was always perfect. I am too lazy to do such things though. I will eat my mediocre slop and wait to die instead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I understand anon. I don't eat popcorn as often as I'd like because I don't have a microwave and only use the whirlypop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have one of those but replaced my range with an induction setup and it won't work anymore. have gotten pretty good at making it in a regular pot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think they make them for induction stoves now too but that's not great having to buy a new one. Here's my current stash

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's some fancy corn, anon.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The mixed box of 10 different 1LB bags was a bit more expensive but each bag can do four big batches. Good price per batch ~$1 in leaf money.

              nice stash. yeah im too cheap to buy another one. I had the caramel glaze too, very tasty. i really want to make/find a mexican street corn seasoning blend to try on popcorn.

              https://www.whirleypopshop.com/category/popcorn-oils-toppings these guys do some unique seasonings but no mexicorn unfortunately

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nice stash. yeah im too cheap to buy another one. I had the caramel glaze too, very tasty. i really want to make/find a mexican street corn seasoning blend to try on popcorn.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The mixed box of 10 different 1LB bags was a bit more expensive but each bag can do four big batches. Good price per batch ~$1 in leaf money.
            [...]
            https://www.whirleypopshop.com/category/popcorn-oils-toppings these guys do some unique seasonings but no mexicorn unfortunately

            Wait, you can have vinegar in powder form?
            THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!
            Why no one told me this before.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why would you ever get induction
          gas range or go home
          unless you're fricked and live in cali where they're basically outlawing gas appliances because they're fricking insane (cooking appliances account for <5% of natural gas use in residential, so they should only harp about the heating in my opinion, t. hvac guy)

          i went from electric to gas (moved cities) and boy do i love my gas stove now, it heats uniformally so much better
          frick electric, frick induction

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but I got an induction stove because there was a gas fire at my old house and it burned down and I got burned so bad I had to have multiple skin grafts. I was too afraid to use the gas stove when I bought my new house. 🙁

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pop on (High) for 3 mins and wait for gap in poppin sounds. Once *pop pop pop pop* turns into *pop pop* you hit the stop button.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stovetop popcorn is so easy.

    >crank heat up on stove and set pot
    >3 tbsp peanut or coconut oil
    >1/2 cup of kernels
    >tsp or two of flavocol
    >give it some shakes
    >have popcorn in just a minute or so longer than microwave popcorn

    Tastes just like theater popcorn too

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doing it on the stove pops every kernel and doesn't burn anything. It's also probably 1% of the cost.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's:
    coconut oil
    paprika
    black pepper
    salt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to be so smug about it, jeez.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >popcorn button works flawlessly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      THIS
      The key is two use two bags for a big bowl, two minutes in the microwave each separately so the first batch has time to cool down and ease into the second batch
      Then you add the extra butter

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >put carcinogenic seed oils in the to trick amerilard into believing it's butter

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not sprinkling kratom on your popcorn so when the movie is over you're ready for your stoned four hour goon sesh while looking at pictures of the lead actor from the movie so you can harness his manly essence and use it to boost your test organically and heterosexually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just built different.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >microwave so overpowered it burns literally everything
    >put bag of popcorn in for 50 seconds
    >still burnt it
    >all of it tastes terrible
    >dog wouldn’t even eat it
    >dug in deeper and found a giant black fusion of burnt popcorn in the center
    I miss that shitty microwave.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't eat movie theater popcorn anymore because I had too much covered with movie theater "butter" when I was a kid at some movie and I was puking and shitting yellow for two days and now even the thought of eating it hurts my fwagile wittle tummy. I usually just drink bourbon or water at the movies now.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >popcorn

    is there a more subhuman none-food waste of time

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't always do two minutes and 30 seconds
    Fricking amateurs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do know different microwaves have different wattage and power levels right? If I put a bag of popcorn in my microwave for two and a half minutes it would burn half the country down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you jeets think you're gonna be a "global superpower" one day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I am a big greasy Ameriburger you dirty bawd. There's only one microwave in India and they worship it as a diety.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Don't try and do damage control now Ranjesh I've caught you brownhanded

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              BLOODY BENCHOD BASTERD ARE YOU BICH SIR ARE YOU PROUDY POPPER OF CORN SIR

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You eat microwave popcorn? At true kinofile has a full sized kinoplex popcorn popper

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just buy a theater-grade popcorn machine for home use
    theyre not that expensive

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dry my own corncobs I grew myself and pop them upon my woodstove. I don't use a so called microwave because it causes electrical infetterance in my pacemaker. I would never allow the nuclear israelite inside my home. If I want popped corn I will work for it like my pa did and his pa did before him. I bet you Godless heathens don't even know the satisfaction of feeling the butter thicken after a day of churning so you can put it on your popped corn while watching a talkie featuring some bawdy strumpet from the big city acting like a Godless prostitute that should be hanged in the town square.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can't eat popcorn anymore, every time i do a bit of the husk finds it's way into my gum line, about a week later and after noticing pain starting to appear in my mouth i find it under the gum line, it's just not worth it anymore
    yes i brush my teeth everyday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Goddamn it I love popcorn too. You can try puffed rice but it's just not the same.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dumbasses. mix it in a stove pot with an oil of your choice. only enough oil to cover the kernels, no excess. kernels should almost but not fully cover the bottom of the pot. just don't use too much of the powder unless you like a lot of salt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yummy artificial butter flavor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >plain white popcorn is better because it doesn't have all of the crap that makes it taste good
        what do you think movie popcorn is you fricking moron? what kind of dumbass hates popcorn while watching a movie. it's either booze and smokes, popcorn or sunflower seeds. what kind of homosexual drinks only water and watches a movie?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The kind that isn't morbidly obese or just doesn't need to be shoveling something in their empty head at all times when trying to watch a film I guess.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            your view is so skewed. popcorn doesn't make you fat no matter how much shit is put on it. you just don't like popcorn

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an airpopper. It's so much better.

    Alternatively, you could probably make your own with a hairdryer as I'm 95% positive that's what constitute the electronics of these things. I'd also buy the cheapest one you can find in this form since they're probably all made in the exact same Chinese factory.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just waste your money on a useless appliance
      Total middle class death

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're less than $20, dude. Well worth it if you really like your popcorn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >useless
        it literally makes popcorn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You can make popcorn with your bare hands.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >like to eat popcorn
        >microwave makes lots of trash
        >doesn't always pop properly, burns
        >~$6 - $8 per box
        >4-8 3oz bags per box
        vs
        >little trash, mostly recyclable
        >Air or Oil Popper
        >Air Popper = ~$20-$40ish
        >Oil Popper = ~$30-$60ish
        >both will last your entire lifetime or longer
        >tfw still use Grandpa's Stir Crazy from the 70s
        >4lb bag of kernels = ~$6
        >1lb of butter = ~$5
        >16oz oil = ~$3-$8 depending on brand/type
        >3oz salt grinder = ~$3

        Microwave popcorn is a rip off. Just make your own for fricks sake.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It really is. Using a pan/pot to make it is also stupid. It makes a much bigger and requires more effort than dropping the $20 for an air popper that will make you better popcorn and require near zero effort.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Air-popped has 0 taste, stovetop using a tiny bit of oil and in

      Forgot pic

      is the best method

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You add butter and salt to it.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if youre an adult you should be making your own popcorn in a pot.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >popcorn button
    works on my machine 🙂

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nuke for time on bag
    >then add another minute
    There you go, the perfect popcorn routine.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, just pop some with real butter in a skillet with a glass lid so you see the unburned/fully popped status. Real heat is better than heat from being jostled by radio waves. It's not like the science oven pops it any faster than a stovetop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alright how do I activate my almonds then Einstein?
      Jfc the autism of this website...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Make your girlfriend stand by the stove with you in her underwear. Dummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cover it with a splatter guard instead of a lid, the more moisture that is let out the better

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the butter won't pop it until it's completely dry. and it will never dry if you put a lid on it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Guess how I know you've never tried it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no u

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, I guess I'll go back in time to multiple and prevent myself from successfully doing it because some moron on Cinemaphile doesn't understand moisture and steam and heat and butter. You sure showed me. Is there anything else that I do regularly that isn't possible?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              post on here despite being to stupid to use a computer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're not going to make it on your own unless you change your fricking attitude.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im doing just fine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                *too stupid, anon. Too stupid.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn buttons don't work unless there's a microphone sensor in your microwave. That's how the good ones tell your shit is almost done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i just put my phone on popcorn mode and put it in the mircrowave to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Microphone, you ESL moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          microphone? to speak to the popcorn when its in the mircrowave or what?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It pops faster if you scream at it and call the unpopped ones inferior to the ones that have already popped.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thank you friend i will try this when i can afford popcorn next

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just grow some.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >barely patient enough to wait the full 2 minutes
                >patient enough to grow your own corn
                Ishiggy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're confusing me with someone else. There are ore people in this thread than you and I. (I think).

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Apologies friend. May all your kernels pop to perfection

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So the microwave can hear when the popping slows down.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Microphones listen, it listens to the popping. When it's almost done the popping is slower and it shuts off.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There were stories of bags of microwave popcorn in the break rooms of the Twin Towers spontaneously popping just before people started jumping out of the windows.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NO REFUNDS

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cinnamon popcorn is the worst thing to happen. I can vaguely remember the taste. And the puke.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pop corn? FRICK THAT SHIT! Corn Pops!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I smuggle this into the kinoplex. They're moronic for not selling it at their snackbar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The kinoplex should have one of those cereal dispensers like they do at hotel breakfast lounges

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right next to the self-serve synthetic butter pump.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd be under that b***h like a newborn calf.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're actually pretty cool, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the pay Kellogs for these when the already mine their pwn popcorn for free?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not shoving an entire bag of unpopped kernels up your ass one by one so you get the feeling of being full of popcorn but less calories

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw your mom finds out you have been eating unpopped popcorn by the handful because your turds have been like cacti and your undies have red stains on them and she almost called the police because she thought you were getting assraped by the nice old man that owns the candy shop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They're less than $20, dude. Well worth it if you really like your popcorn.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't know how I had some moronic spam unsubscribe link copied, but I did.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Put it on high for three minutes and stay there to watch it at least after the first minute. When the popping begins to slow down, give it another 15-20 seconds.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are getting less than a pop every 5 seconds then its done

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just cook until the popping has bigger than 3-second intervals and it's done.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd never pop my own popcorn but I'd pop a woman in her smart mouth for not popping it for me. You heard me mom.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >microwave popcorn
    You are robbing yourself of popcorn kino by not investing in an air popper and/or Stircrazy brand oil popper.

    Air Popped
    >2-4tbspn Cass/Clay butter per cup of unpopped corn
    >ground sea salt to taste
    >hold bowl in 1 hand and toss popcorn while buttering to get an even spread
    >ditto salt
    >give entire bowl a good tossing to avoid wet/cold salty butter clumps

    Stir Crazy Oil Popped
    >Orville Redenbacher Popcorn Popping Oil
    >I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Spray
    >ground sea salt
    >stir and toss popcorn with butter knife while lightly spritzing with ICBINB Spray
    >ditto salt
    >give entire bowl a good tossing to avoid wet/cold salty butter clumps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Salt
      You need to be using Tony's, cher.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That you, CrafsMan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do not know what you're referring to, friend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      enjoying cleaning your homosexual little bowl out after each bag while I just toss the bag in the trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Air poppers are where it's at, my man. The only thing to clean is the little measuring cup/butter melter/top and wiping down the inside of the popping area every now and then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stir crazy
      This. Only bad thing is when a kernel gets stuck under the arm and goes SCREEEEEEEEEECH like nails on a blackboard for like 5 minutes until it finally pops. Even then, it sometimes doesn't break free. Even so, it bends the arm and scrape a nice, long trough of Teflon into your 'corn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have literally never had that happen to me and I've been using Stir Crazy's for 30 years. You might have gotten a defective one.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not buying or inheriting an antique one that doesn't have teflon inside it

        C'mon son.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          htf old is stir crazy that you could inherit one? we're not talking about an cast iron pan, here.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was talking about the old metal ones you turn by hand. I didn't even know there were electric ones. Damn young people with your wacky gadgets, back in my day we had to work for our popcorn. You would pull yourself up by your bootstraps and mine it yourself.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Bit of hard work and elbow grease makes the corn taste better. Yep. *Sips* Ahhhh.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                These kids wouldn't know a hard day's work if it snuck up bit them on the behind. Yep.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *glass shatters*

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >instructions say 2:00 - 3:30mins but that times vary from oven to oven
    >instructions say to stop microwave when time between pops is 1 - 2 full seconds
    >modern microwave ovens' POPCORN button usually works just fine

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just run it until there's is more than 2 seconds between pops. no need to thank me.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We Cinemaphile now

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I Can't Cook
    >The Thread
    >Starring:
    >Anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I suck wiener by choice
      >The post
      >By (you)

      Cooking is for women and criminals. If you aren't snapping your fingers and having your goodly wife immediately get you popcorn and a beer while watching a movie you are doing it wrong. She better have my bell and wear something sexy if she's gonna talk too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So then what are you eating since you can't cook and live alone?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ThereWasAnAttempt.jpg

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs your homemade popcorn

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used the popcorn button on my microwave(s) for over 20 years with zero issues. But I recently watched some video about microwaves and it talked about how it's based on weight, which I never knew, and also a bit more about how it all worked. So I decided to actually try the old method and I found out that 1:35 on max power is the perfect amount of time for standard Orville Redenbacher bags, at least in my particular microwave. Barely any unpopped kernels, nothing burnt.

    anyways the new-ish Ultimate Butter flavor from Orville is amazing but only one store around me carries it and it's not the store I normally go to, which is annoying

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Solitol

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just yell up the stairs and my mom makes it and brings it to me nice and fresh. You guys don't have that option turned on in the menu?

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my local theater has started doordashing popcorn and nachos etc.

    I'm literally never leaving the house ever again.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn is shit. Anyone who eats it is a moron. It's worthless calories and tastes like SHIT.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat when I watch movies I drink whiskey. It enhances all the films I watch. I don't watch homosexual trash flicks though so if I did maybe popcorn would be nice.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do white people need there corns to "pop"?? Just heat up and put buter and salt and eat it like normal mayolards. Do you need hundred of corn so you feel happy?m

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a true mystery for someone who has to live on an IQ of roughly 75.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand why people need to eat while watching a movie but you do you I guess.

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