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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL MEXICAN DEATH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She isn't Mexican

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isabela is not Mexican

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’d like to play cave explorer with her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I remember autistically saying this to my first girlfriend, she thought I was saying she had a big puss

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a ridiculously horny photo with almost no effort.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      casting a sexpot of an actress will do that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      caramel tweens are one hell of a drug

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just say brown you honkaloid hypocrite.brown women are just superior and you can't admit your race is trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          latinx are all fat, same like most americans. only good ones are east asians

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She has that effect on men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >put actress in little outfit originally precisely fitted to a 8 years old
      >instant coomer

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Attack of the 50 ft Moner

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Attack of the 5 ft Moner
      fixed for accuracy

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dora the Sexplorer

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be the monkey who lives in her backpack

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick and grope her legs.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can you say.. Incels? muy bien

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GOONER NO GOONING

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally me

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moner is...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maisie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hipless big chin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yet mogs the mexican trashy bawd

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            if that was true you wouldn't have to cherrypick this hard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Such delusion.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              SEX
              BREEDING SEX

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is what you call hipless

            i mean, i think she's hot
            but anon is right, she's built like a cylinder

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The second picture is Chloe Moretz, not Kiernan Shipka.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Merced fears this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing to fear from dead career Shipka

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                6 Shipka movies imminent
                Year of the rise of the Kiki is afoot
                Mercedgays shaking and in tears from all that power

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And none of them more than a no-name indie release we won't see

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                6 Shipka movies imminent
                Year of the rise of the Kiki is afoot
                Mercedgays shaking and in tears from all that power

                Merced might star in big name IPs but she ruins them and they all bomb.
                Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory

                Kiki hasn't been relevant since before Sabrina, back in the old waifu days, not really a competitor or a factor. And I'm pretty sure Merced deeply fears Jenna Ortega. Then again, Merced exists in the "complete latina prostitute" realm while Ortega exists in the "extremely popular with zoomers and vaguely alt" realm

                They're different latina niches but I think Merced definitely has a lot to fear from Ortega in terms of mainstream success.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ortega is for spanking.
                Moner is for fricking.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ortega is for strapping to a sybian that has a funnel and makeshift reservoir attached to it to collect the love juices and sweat that drip from her constantly teased and aroused pussy and ass for my later consumption. She would also have a perforated ball-gag and a second reservoir attached to her bosom to collect her drool. I would keep a recording device active for the full duration to take a complete record of every gagged gasp and moan. After she has ridden waves of pleasure milking her for all she's worth over an unrelenting 24 hour period I would collect her fluids and combine them then pour this delectable Jenna-wine into the finest crystal for sampling, using the most professional sommelier technique which I took the time to learn in preparation for this moment over a series of weekend classes. I would light candles and have the finest sound system money can buy play back a carefully curated phonograph-pressed sampling of the height of this girl's moans to set the mood. I'd twirl the glass in my hands and savor the wafting aroma before bringing it to my lips and tasting.

                Letting the fine, viscous Mexican vintage wash over and coat every tastebud. After I had thoroughly appreciated the texture and all the subtleties of the tangy-salty-sweet-umami flavor notes I'd briefly gargle and then swallow it, making Jenna's intimately created love-wine a part of me forever. I would use its aphrodisiac and virility imbuing properties to then immediately breed her, kissing her all the while as my phallus plundered her soft tight fertile Latina walls so that she could taste her own vintage on my lips and my tongue as it leaked into her, and as my essence too leaked into her down below. As my body writhed and pumped against hers, skin flush, and was coated in her sticky sweat both old and newly produced through this exertion, she would be impregnated that very night. No doubt in my mind. No doubt in hers.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They both team up on Emma

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Moner sits on her face and wiggles
                >Jenna scissors her while licking her feet and shapely calves
                Snood would not survive...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She would be in a world of caramel pleasure and would love it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                okay but where's my world of caramel pleasure

                I'd settle for just Jenna sitting on my face for 2 hours batting my penis around with her toes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry but Jenna only fricks cute autistic white girls

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Moner would grind her hips on Emma's face mercilessly, and grip Emma's ankles, holding them aloft while Jenna finger-bangs her wet hole.
                Emma would become their willing toy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I thought they said she was shapeless

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She's not doing anything Moner couldn't do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Merced might star in big name IPs but she ruins them and they all bomb.
                Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                for

                And none of them more than a no-name indie release we won't see

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >massive chin
                >shapeless body
                This is supposed to compete with Bela?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >more plaster than a death mask
                >fake nose, cheeks and eyelids
                >fridge body
                >can only shit out brown kids
                Merced is garbage

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >more plaster
                >fridge body
                Projection, that's Shipka's thing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                beats being shapeless

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Kiki's movies will catapult her into A-lister territory
                Like what? That tornado movie? b***h wasn't even in the trailer. It's not even going to bomb because it'd need an actual budget for that. It's going straight to Paramount+ or whatever shitty streaming service is stupid enough to buy it. Then...
                >a D-list flick with Millie Bobby Brown's neposhit husband directed by a woman
                >A Christmas action flick with The Rock
                >A movie with Pamela Anderson
                My bad, you're right. That last one's gonna sweep the Oscars

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She's not hot enough to make it to A list.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Moner looks far superior

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              tite

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              jesus christ

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This scene singlehandedly cemented Kiki's seat on the throne as queen of Cinemaphile and killed the Merced

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Moner has like ten scenes sexier than that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              d-dont post more webms
              especially not in her underwear

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maisie

            >that chin
            Oof. Looks like a frickin Dr. Seuss character.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is what you call hipless

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What an unfortunate figure.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I believe we call it "fridge bod"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, Christian Bale transforms himself again!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            that's a human fridge

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >enrages the Mercedgays with record speed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're the only one enraged all the time Kikihomosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And there is nothing wrong with that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Queen of Cinemaphile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a 10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      married to me

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *unzips*

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like Moner

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All of Cinemaphile does

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but I probably like her more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Prove it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://m.youtube.com/shorts/jG5K2FdKKG4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moner >>>>> Merced.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      turtlenecks are my fetish and I like ASMR. sauce?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon, I'm gonna beat off to that on my lunch break

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lewd

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic since I read Mexico just elected a israeli woman named kirschbaum as president. What did mexico mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is supposed to be ironic about this? ironic related to what?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does that kikigay actually think she is hot or is he just b***hing at Moner and throwing her out as an avatargay?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did the Maisie Williams comparison ruin her for you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No because it's fiction

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dead meme

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do white men like latinas?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Shitkatroon is unable to create, he knows his threads die with zero replies. So he can only infest Monerchad threads.
    Also he admitted he's a pajeet. Really funny shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We all know it. And he knows we know.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've disliked Moner since she made a video b***hing about "older" men wanting autographs or attending Comic-con shows with her or whatever the hell, calling them creepy losers when she's literally been willingly sexualizing herself for money and fame since she was fricking 14 or 15 years old in Transformers. You fricking putrid stupid c**t b***h prostitute hypocrite.

    Jenna Ortega is much better.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monerbots for every man.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Moner win?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sabrina was cancelled, and Kiki’s career has died since

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL
    LATINA
    BREEDING

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Moner seriously mogs Kiki, damn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TLB! TLB!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      TLB! TLB!

      FROM ATLANTIS TO AZTECA

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ISABELLA.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Kiki lost

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jenna, Moaner, Xochitl all licking and sucking Emma's tiny white body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Xochitl is cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She clearly loves white wiener too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She looks like she loves teasing white guys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          me in the back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Freshly 18 latina frickhole who loves colonizer wiener

          She cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          She cute

          She definitely knows

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The whitemans onahole

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            W-what does she know?!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That the white man's latent colonizing lust is activated when they are around her tight little brown body

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I want to give her blue eyed babies

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                She has a nice body of work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crossover

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Xochitl is cute

      literally who is she?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Freshly 18 latina frickhole who loves colonizer wiener

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gonna tribute her

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moner makes me drool, is that normal?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, are you white?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine, if you will, being a fan of the prime dicky waifu of Cinemaphile, during a time when waifu obsession was at it's peak, but over the years being unable to cope with the inevitable wall that was known and expected by all. Imagine this spiral of obsession being so strong, while the rest of the world moved on to new waifus, to be stuck with the husk of your own obsession, so much that the only thing that can be done is lash out at new waifus, while wearing the post-wall husk like an avatar with a facade of smugness that fools noone. Where obsession leads to forcing memes to promote discord with new waifus, paradoxically promoting the new waifus while the post-wall husk of your obsession continues to fade into obscurity.
    What cruel universe is capable of holding such self-destructive obsession? Find out, here at the Cinemaphile zone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Might watch this next weekend when I'm babysitting my niece. How difficult will I find it hiding my boner after watching this mocha-skinned semen demon pouncing all over the screen?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How normal are you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >very

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should be fine then

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moner won

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Woo hoo

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