Yes, adult performers in Australia can’t have small breasts because a woman with a small chest apparently resembles that of a child. Kinda weird considering there are lots of adult women with small breasts. There was even one guy who was arrested for buying a sex doll with small breasts. He claimed he bought it because the doll reminded him if his ex.
What the frick are you talking about anon, like half of Netflix’s shows are full of breasts. If anything, it’s the more liberal ones that show more breasts. I can’t think of a single “conservative” show that has a titty in it. I guess the closest you could get is like the beginning of Game of Thrones when it wasn’t trying as hard to do the woman power thing, but it was still pretty decidedly not right-wing. Wasn’t it the rightoids that were seething at the fact that She-Hulk twerked one time?
they know what they are making this for, theyll pull a sabrina and in like season 2 she will strip down like 3 times and then go "WOAH STOP LOOKING AT A HIGHSCHOOLER YOU SICKOS"
they know what they are making this for, theyll pull a sabrina and in like season 2 she will strip down like 3 times and then go "WOAH STOP LOOKING AT A HIGHSCHOOLER YOU SICKOS"
I associated them with the goth girl in Beetlejuice and the goths in South Park whom I can never imagine remotely interested into sex. I don't know any goth girls in reality and emo or scene to me doesn't count.
Looks a bit shit. Rather than trying to play the character, she's doing a bad Christina Ricci impression. Wednesday is sullen, not just deadpan.
Also Tim Burton seems to miss the point of the Addams Family. You don't see them deliberately mutilate people out of malice like they do in the trailer (although they often endanger people out of fun but it's always implied they escape unharmed).
Burton's getting ESG'd >first sam jackson is the only Black person in his latest all-white cast movie >now a beaneress is the main star in his latest tv show
it's over
you're not going to get us riled up against this show I'm afraid. It has a cute female lead and zero black people other than maybe some background characters in it. I'm hyped for it and I speak for all chuds.
I never understood what was up with the Addams Family, maybe on purpose. Its clear they enjoy pain and macabre things but some of the stuff they enjoy seems like it would just straight up kill or at least maim them for life. Are they normal humans or do they have some sort of supernatural nature to themselves that allows them to not be permanently harmed?
The only other thing I can see is that they are normal humans and are just engaging in either the most extreme form of LARPing possible, where they know the dangers and always "back out" at the very last possible moment of actual harm, or just have some sort of god like luck where they are actually attempting to follow through on all these things, but fate always leaves them unharmed despite their best efforts. They think this outcome is normal and thus see no problem trying to get normies to do the same shit they do.
>Are they normal humans or do they have some sort of supernatural nature to themselves that allows them to not be permanently harmed?
they have a disembodied hand as a family member/pet homie
they have a giant zombie as their butler, a hand that walks around, a hairball.
they all have black makeup around their eyes, which is supposed to make them look like ghouls/vampires.
and Cristina ricci as Wednesday will never be surpassed. I only wish I'd married her when I had the chance.
>I only wish I'd married her when I had the chance.
Tell us the story anon, Ricci is the most based in all the land. I wish I could kiss her fivehead and rest my weary head on her perfect mounds.
I surely had a chance at some point. we were around the same age and I saw her in the addams family films. maybe at some point we were in the same town or airport without knowing.
we should have been betrothed immediately and the marriage could have happened as soon as we were adults.
makes sense to me, I'm sure she'd agree
I mean yeah they interact with clearly supernatural creatures, but are they themselves actually supernatural? You've got Wednesday, Pugley, Gomez Morticia, etc who all look and act human. But then you have things like cousin It who aren't human at all. Is the whole family just a product of humans fricking werewolves and vampires or something? Even if that's the case, the human members are still seemingly mostly human and don't exhibit super powers besides Fester turning on lightbulbs with his anus or whatever, so I still don't get how they can do all the shit they say they do and not die. Where's my 3 hour basedtuber break down of Addams deep lore? I need an explanation.
hahha
I reckon if you watch through the films and maybe the old series again it will give some clues.
i always found them pretty inconsistent as you described, because they love the macabre but then in an episode something bad might happen and they'd be dismayed or shocked.
that might mean they are hypocritical larpers, or just poor writing.
i think morticia floating around is a clue she's not quite human, like a wraith.
the munsters, which copied them, was more on the nose about it. vampire, frankenstrein, werewolf etc.
i need to get ready for work, but I'd rather post about the addams family all day.
have to go man, keep seeking the answers and make your own 3 hour utube vid if you can't find one.
put a hi to me in the credits. I
>Are they normal humans or do they have some sort of supernatural nature to themselves that allows them to not be permanently harmed?
Its kinda implied they're immortal and seem to come from Antebellum South. I don't think its ever made clear and doesn't need to be
>, or just have some sort of god like luck where they are actually attempting to follow through on all these things, but fate always leaves them unharmed despite their best efforts. They think this outcome is normal and thus see no problem trying to get normies to do the same shit they do.
This is the best take, immortals humans are boring
>they are normal humans and are just engaging in either the most extreme form of LARPing possible, where they know the dangers and always "back out" at the very last possible moment of actual harm, or just have some sort of god like luck
I always thought it's this. The joke is that they do all that stuff but nothing bad ever happens.
At the same time, they have a disembodied hand, so some supernatural element might be there, but I dont think that is supposed to be the focus of it.
>Cinemaphile anon doesn't pirate everything >he actually has subscriptions
good god imagine actually paying for the assembly line of shit content that's pumped out nowadays, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off even
I love lips.
Sweet, soft, silky, wet, pink arches of pure delight.
I love touching them, feeling them. There's nothing more arousing and intimate than a kiss.
Damn do I love a nice mouth
I think I slept with this chick a couple years ago. I'm almost positive its her. Just a trashy hookup, but I hit that raw and I came inside of her, and she didn't mind. Even fell asleep drunk with it still inside of her instead of washing it out.
I am 99% certain its her.
All I'm saying is that my sperm has been inside of this woman, and probably swam up into her birth-control ruined womb.
[...]
You both are liars, I used to hit this shit on the reg
[...]
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What a bunch of bullshit. I on the other hand am presently engaged to Ms Ortega. She is a virgin and we are waiting for marriage, after which I will breed her repeatedly.
LMFAO what the frick, all of your posts are still up but mine was fricking reported and I got a fricking warning.
I think I slept with this chick a couple years ago. I'm almost positive its her. Just a trashy hookup, but I hit that raw and I came inside of her, and she didn't mind. Even fell asleep drunk with it still inside of her instead of washing it out.
I am 99% certain its her.
All I'm saying is that my sperm has been inside of this woman, and probably swam up into her birth-control ruined womb.
What a bunch of bullshit. I on the other hand am presently engaged to Ms Ortega. She is a virgin and we are waiting for marriage, after which I will breed her repeatedly.
Is she getting her breasts out?
she's 20 you sick frick
SHE WAS 17 THREE YEARS AGO YOU SICK FRICK
"Barely 18"
This has to be the worst phrase ever invented by a human being, maybe ever
>she's 20 you sick frick
I know you guys are joking, but there are actually people with this mentality
Isn't small breasts banned in Australia?
Yes, adult performers in Australia can’t have small breasts because a woman with a small chest apparently resembles that of a child. Kinda weird considering there are lots of adult women with small breasts. There was even one guy who was arrested for buying a sex doll with small breasts. He claimed he bought it because the doll reminded him if his ex.
Jesus Christ what the frick is wrong
that post turned out to be right btw
>t. Swede
And the ones who came leave as soon as they can.
hahaha, all those angry roasties
why do older women try to gatekeep relationships with men for younger women?
Same reason they created age of consent.
Netflix is liberal so no, can't have female nudity in the Land of the Free
wut? a lot of netflix made crap has nudity and beyond
Examples, aside from Blonde
What the frick are you talking about anon, like half of Netflix’s shows are full of breasts. If anything, it’s the more liberal ones that show more breasts. I can’t think of a single “conservative” show that has a titty in it. I guess the closest you could get is like the beginning of Game of Thrones when it wasn’t trying as hard to do the woman power thing, but it was still pretty decidedly not right-wing. Wasn’t it the rightoids that were seething at the fact that She-Hulk twerked one time?
Then I need examples, but make sure the women are attractive none of that Orange is the New Black bullshit
Sex Education
>like half of Netflix’s shows are full of black and gay people
I fixed up that one for you buddy
Blonde was just released on Netflix. Ana de Armas is nude in half the scenes.
Hard pass from me then
>Cuties
they know what they are making this for, theyll pull a sabrina and in like season 2 she will strip down like 3 times and then go "WOAH STOP LOOKING AT A HIGHSCHOOLER YOU SICKOS"
i'll wait for the webms on here.
Post the Sabrina ones por favor
I always saw goth girls as asexual which is why I could never understand the big tiddy goth gf meme.
Because you’re completely wrong about goth girls being asexual…?
That’s the most random shit I’ve ever heard tbh
I associated them with the goth girl in Beetlejuice and the goths in South Park whom I can never imagine remotely interested into sex. I don't know any goth girls in reality and emo or scene to me doesn't count.
Goths are always fricking each other
The goths in South Park are 8.
You're mistaking goth girls and goth guys.
>renew
?
I use my moms
Laconic Wednesday Blowjobs.
>Laconic
I’ve noticed you spamming this word in these threads and you aren’t even using it correctly.
Why? Autism, I imagine.
Triggered? Good.
I guess you’re just going to be spamming that nonsensical line forever…
ill wait the torrents
>who is the based
you are
The frick is it
Someone post the water bottle webm
I swear to all that is holy I love her so much I would do anything <murder fot her.
Looks a bit shit. Rather than trying to play the character, she's doing a bad Christina Ricci impression. Wednesday is sullen, not just deadpan.
Also Tim Burton seems to miss the point of the Addams Family. You don't see them deliberately mutilate people out of malice like they do in the trailer (although they often endanger people out of fun but it's always implied they escape unharmed).
Burton has been shit for two decades. Wish he make a full length film of his shorts. only Frankenweenie got the treatment
Burton's getting ESG'd
>first sam jackson is the only Black person in his latest all-white cast movie
>now a beaneress is the main star in his latest tv show
it's over
>her dad's name is Gomez
>uh wtf why is she a beaner
70 IQ
>jenna ortega
>half mexican
>half puerto rican
>wednesday addams
>half white
>half beaner
ESG israelite detected
What is that? A scar?
What? You mean a strand of hair?
Some of you are seriously so fricking braindead.
>waxed arms
Disgusting.
The whole idea is they don't do it out of malice or revenge.
Hurting chuds isn't malice or revenge, it's justice
you're not going to get us riled up against this show I'm afraid. It has a cute female lead and zero black people other than maybe some background characters in it. I'm hyped for it and I speak for all chuds.
I never understood what was up with the Addams Family, maybe on purpose. Its clear they enjoy pain and macabre things but some of the stuff they enjoy seems like it would just straight up kill or at least maim them for life. Are they normal humans or do they have some sort of supernatural nature to themselves that allows them to not be permanently harmed?
The only other thing I can see is that they are normal humans and are just engaging in either the most extreme form of LARPing possible, where they know the dangers and always "back out" at the very last possible moment of actual harm, or just have some sort of god like luck where they are actually attempting to follow through on all these things, but fate always leaves them unharmed despite their best efforts. They think this outcome is normal and thus see no problem trying to get normies to do the same shit they do.
>Are they normal humans or do they have some sort of supernatural nature to themselves that allows them to not be permanently harmed?
they have a disembodied hand as a family member/pet homie
Years ago some anon posted "So do they actually kill people or what?" and I got a chuckle out of it
they have a giant zombie as their butler, a hand that walks around, a hairball.
they all have black makeup around their eyes, which is supposed to make them look like ghouls/vampires.
and Cristina ricci as Wednesday will never be surpassed. I only wish I'd married her when I had the chance.
>I only wish I'd married her when I had the chance.
Tell us the story anon, Ricci is the most based in all the land. I wish I could kiss her fivehead and rest my weary head on her perfect mounds.
I surely had a chance at some point. we were around the same age and I saw her in the addams family films. maybe at some point we were in the same town or airport without knowing.
we should have been betrothed immediately and the marriage could have happened as soon as we were adults.
makes sense to me, I'm sure she'd agree
I mean yeah they interact with clearly supernatural creatures, but are they themselves actually supernatural? You've got Wednesday, Pugley, Gomez Morticia, etc who all look and act human. But then you have things like cousin It who aren't human at all. Is the whole family just a product of humans fricking werewolves and vampires or something? Even if that's the case, the human members are still seemingly mostly human and don't exhibit super powers besides Fester turning on lightbulbs with his anus or whatever, so I still don't get how they can do all the shit they say they do and not die. Where's my 3 hour basedtuber break down of Addams deep lore? I need an explanation.
hahha
I reckon if you watch through the films and maybe the old series again it will give some clues.
i always found them pretty inconsistent as you described, because they love the macabre but then in an episode something bad might happen and they'd be dismayed or shocked.
that might mean they are hypocritical larpers, or just poor writing.
i think morticia floating around is a clue she's not quite human, like a wraith.
the munsters, which copied them, was more on the nose about it. vampire, frankenstrein, werewolf etc.
i need to get ready for work, but I'd rather post about the addams family all day.
have to go man, keep seeking the answers and make your own 3 hour utube vid if you can't find one.
put a hi to me in the credits. I
>Are they normal humans or do they have some sort of supernatural nature to themselves that allows them to not be permanently harmed?
Its kinda implied they're immortal and seem to come from Antebellum South. I don't think its ever made clear and doesn't need to be
>, or just have some sort of god like luck where they are actually attempting to follow through on all these things, but fate always leaves them unharmed despite their best efforts. They think this outcome is normal and thus see no problem trying to get normies to do the same shit they do.
This is the best take, immortals humans are boring
>they are normal humans and are just engaging in either the most extreme form of LARPing possible, where they know the dangers and always "back out" at the very last possible moment of actual harm, or just have some sort of god like luck
I always thought it's this. The joke is that they do all that stuff but nothing bad ever happens.
At the same time, they have a disembodied hand, so some supernatural element might be there, but I dont think that is supposed to be the focus of it.
Los Adam famalia
Can't see any reason to watch it since the original tv series is still the best
same plot as the first ep of Pippi Longstocking, except Gomez isn't a king of Black folks
>white kids
Ricci forever
LIPS
I
P
S
Wednesday looks like philtrum kino for the yejibros
who looks like what for the whom'st?
>Cinemaphile anon doesn't pirate everything
>he actually has subscriptions
good god imagine actually paying for the assembly line of shit content that's pumped out nowadays, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off even
Why are alt-right types pedophiles?
Because children are too sexy for their own good.
SHE USED TO BE A CHILD YOU SICK FRICK
The millie/milly era is coming to an end.
why she suck on it instead of let gravity do the work?
deep down you know why anon
>that frame near the end
Here's your totally not an alien waifu, bros.
She looks like she fricks white guys.
I love lips.
Sweet, soft, silky, wet, pink arches of pure delight.
I love touching them, feeling them. There's nothing more arousing and intimate than a kiss.
Damn do I love a nice mouth
>not a 12yo
not interested
Looks shit, they gutted all the actual humor and character and just made her a generic emo
no, try fricking harder
also get Verstappen back for one on one's in Drive to Survive, it's the least you can do
How’s her foot game tho
She's got two of 'em
She does'nt play football.
I kneel...
I coom
I will now watch your show
>blacks at a private school
Ruined.
Is that the chick from X that cucks her boyfriend?
Netflix shows are worse examples of vulgar auteurism than Michael Bay. Bay knows what he is doing. Most Netflix creators dont
This b***h got hairy arms or pits or no?
waxed toe to neck. bless her.
Uhh bleh.
Never had one, never will have one. Hope the shill wages are enough for a bowl of rice, Rashid.
she monke
can't wait for the deepfakes
I think I slept with this chick a couple years ago. I'm almost positive its her. Just a trashy hookup, but I hit that raw and I came inside of her, and she didn't mind. Even fell asleep drunk with it still inside of her instead of washing it out.
I am 99% certain its her.
All I'm saying is that my sperm has been inside of this woman, and probably swam up into her birth-control ruined womb.
why are you not 100% sure? She didn't give you her name?
LMFAO what the frick, all of your posts are still up but mine was fricking reported and I got a fricking warning.
Frick you homosexuals on this this site.
Because they knew you were lying and I was telling the Chad's honest truth
You both are liars, I used to hit this shit on the reg
What a bunch of bullshit. I on the other hand am presently engaged to Ms Ortega. She is a virgin and we are waiting for marriage, after which I will breed her repeatedly.
Same. b***h had breasts like salty coins and milk.
Shit was so cash. I totally came, too.
Saw the trailer and it looks like hot dumpster diaper shit on fire. Going to stick with the 90s movies, and Ricci as Wednesday.
You guys keeps saying that, how fricking often can you rewatch some childrens movie from the 90s? You sad fricks.
Why does she look like a wetback maid?
I’ve already seen her naked so if she decides not to go topless as Wendy I won’t hold it against her.
Link plz
>mfw I wanted a cute Asian Wednesday and they didn't give it to me
adams family was an ensemble movie but of course netflix makes it about the girl. sad
I WANT A GOTH LATINA GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mommy
Anon help, i'm bleeding to death ova hea!
not gonna watch it.