Times you acted like Brendan Fraser's 'The Whale'

Times you acted like Brendan Fraser's 'The Whale'

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought a pizza and ate 4 slices already

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tuesday

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drank the entire Ranch bottle

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I jerked off to porn once

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      was it gay?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put margarine on my pizza crust before eating it.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 4 meals in one day and it was all from fast food shit

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i jerked off to gay porn and ate pizza a few days ago

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I'm on my goyslop grind fridays-sundays

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >EATAN
      domino’s large pie with mushroom, pepperoni, sausage, onion and ranch on the side
      >WATCHAN
      gay pornography
      >DRINKAN
      2 liter pepsi with ice

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally cannot stop eating pizza every week and I always get the largest one and eat the entire thing alone in one go.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have physically intense job
    >always really hungry when I try to sleep
    >eat a giant 12 inch italian hero, two bowls of reeses puffs, some peanut butter(puked in the trash can by this point)
    I would just sleep if I could but my body will stay awake through the hunger pains

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat a giant 12 inch italian hero
      That's not so ba-
      >two bowls of reeses puffs, some peanut butter
      Dude what the fuck just wash the sandwich down with some cereal.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I did, I just had one at first then I’d go lay down. But it was like this constant hunger feeling until I eventually went to sleep
        I dunno if my system is just all fucked up because I started working the night shift or what

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kicked this habit by not buying groceries. Not joking. Don’t have anything home to eat, won’t be tempted to eat before bed.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thin and don't eat much but I'm still a lazy fuck with a sedentary lifestyle anyways.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was forced to masturbate to gay porn on camera even though "I'm not gay".

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lately Ive been so hungry throughout the day its insane and I dont know why. Ill eat breakfast and go to school and 4 hours later Im home and fucking ravenous.
    Yesterday I ate 2 BBQ chicken breasts in tortillas, a huge bowl of salad drenched in ranch, half a bag of firey cheetos, and 2 packs of poptarts just for lunch. Then I passed out for 2 hours and woke up hungry again.
    Also not fat, 6' 190lbs, 32in waist
    I dunno wtf is wring with me..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not fat
      >those stats
      Los Americanos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have a tape worm

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m more like his lover

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got high the other day and microwaved a ring ding before putting vanilla ice cream on top. I didn’t watch this movie btw

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also eating an entire frozen pizza for one meal doesnt phase me. I havent been counting but Im guessing I am easily putting away 4k calories a day. I dont know where the hunger has come from..the hunger..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One lil Tombstone pizza aint even that biiiig

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats he watching? Harry potter?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a snood, silly.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I had
    >big mug of banana milk with cherry juice
    >4 fried eggs with a big serving of curry rice with veggies
    >jogurt with shredded coconut, oats and cherries
    >cup of cottage cheese
    >some pineapple
    >two glasses of wine
    Now I'm having a third glass of wine. I feel like a stuffed goose.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, can i stuff your butt? i want to pretend you're nikkocado

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats like a light breakfast and lunch. Wheres dinner??? You fat fuck

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't eaten since sunday cuz of my diverticulitis 🙁

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >acted like

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat Macaroni and Cheese every day

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Few things discussed me more than fat gluttonous eaters. I have more respect for homeless crackheads

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a whole jar of peanut butter once with a spoon.

    I just really like peanut butter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking about buying a few pounds of peanuts in shell soon but I know how that'll end.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long have you been planning this? You say it like its a significant life event. Is it on your calender?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        brazil nuts literally kill you if you eat more than 3 a day through selenium poisoning

        I don't even know what selenium poisoning is but its clearly quite serious

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no.
          false.
          wrong.
          incorrect.
          not true.
          invalid information.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the fuck are you talking about

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            brazil nuts and associated selenium poisoning
            as clearly stated in my post

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you were lying holy shit
              why do they even sell them?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              liar

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah brother. Sometimes Ill just scoop a gobs out with a spoon throughout the day. Peanut butter is fuckin delicious.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat people should be sentenced to not be fat within one year or else they are killed

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay and obese I'm always whalin' this movie is literally about me

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate entire sleeve of Oreos after eating cabbage and brown rice for lunch.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prioritise beer/cider over food so stay skinny all the while even as I approach my 40s
    I'll get some kind of wife eventually

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did this for a few years. Be careful anon your liver is taking a beating

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prioritizing drinking over food
      I knew a guy that did this and he almost died of liver failure and he looked like one of those african kids that grow giant bellies from starvation. But he drank vodka exclusively

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But he drank vodka exclusively
        well thats generally never a good idea in any case

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I lived off beer and a small meal a day for like 2 years. Started having paripheral numbness/tingling in my hands, my electrolytes were fucked and my doctor told me my liver enzymes were crazy. I knew I shouldnt have been drinking so much, but that shit can happen fast when you go hard enough

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am currently eating an ENTIRE mc double and a small sprite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My standard McD order is two mcdoubles, two mcchickens, small fry, large coke

      A few years ago it was $6 plus tax, I miss that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        McDoubles singlehandedly got me through college - I swear back in the day you could get a McDouble for less than $1. I'd get 4-5 of them and then ask for big mac sauce and make my own 2-3 big macs for less than $5.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I used to do the same. Fast food is too expensive now for me to be a proper lardass

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dollar menu uni bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Baste.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I cannot stand McChicken there is barely any meat in there it tastes like corn dust. I would rather just eat McNuggies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like McDonalds but maybe you should stop going to yours. I've have the Chicken Sandwich and it's a big fucking hunk of breast meat. Kind of boring honestly but there is a lot of meat there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you getting the chicken sandwich or the mcchicken, i think they are separate things
            the chicken sandwich is like a big chickfila style one
            the mcchicken is a thin breaded patty

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              so stop buying the McChicken

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like it when it's fresh and hot, but if you go to a lazy store that keeps a bunch in the hot box a long time then they're the worst thing, it's true

          I don't like McDonalds but maybe you should stop going to yours. I've have the Chicken Sandwich and it's a big fucking hunk of breast meat. Kind of boring honestly but there is a lot of meat there.

          McD outside the US has a very different mcchicken, here it's a a thin chicken patty + mystery protein sandwich. They still have normal fried chicken breast sandwiches but they're called something else

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been training for a marathon recently so my caloric intake is fucking insane. I'll often wake up, have a huge oat smoothie with loads of peanut butter, banana, greek yokurt and nutella in it, then an hour later have a 4-egg omelette and 2 thick slices of sourdough toast with butter, then a few hours later have a bowl of cereal (cinnamon toast crunch) and some random snacks until dinner. Then I will polish off an entire plate of rice+donair meat for dinner and potentially have some chips after while I watch kino before bed.

    I'm probably gonna get diabetes from all the sugar but I am so fucking hungry from running so many miles every day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds so cool to me. I ran a marathon 9 years ago. One of the highs of my life.

      I fucked up my knee pretty bad in 2020 and now i can barely run. I mostly cycle or use cardio machines in the gym. My right knee is badly internally damaged. I could barely walk at first.

      Now i am doing weights/strength training and it also makes me so hungry. Your muscles tear apart and rebuild it is exhausting and makes your appetite huge

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks bro, hope the weight training helps with your knees, sucks that long distance running feels so good but is so hard on the body.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long does it take to train for a marathon and how far do you run a day to train?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on your cardio base, but Hal Higdon has some great training programs you can see. He says a complete beginner could do it in 18 weeks: https://www.halhigdon.com/training/marathon-training/

        Towards the end as you get closer you'll be doing like 5mi a day on average, with some longer 10mi runs here and there.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you I will look into it.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 2 large dominos pizzas yesterday + a liter of coke. Im worried as hell what kind of damage im gonna do tonight bros

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fat brandon still mogs the shit out of me buddy boyos

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my song in the swamp where I was like

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate Taco Bell today.
    These fried taquito things are not great.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate an entire cheesecake in one day
    Granted this is probably easy for whales but I'm 150lbs.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My god, what a repugnant fat fuck.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen The Whale but just a moment ago I acted just like Michael Jordan.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the pizza delivery driver such a prick? He obviously knew something was wrong with the guy because he never answered the door and he kept prying. You think he’d have some empathy but then he acted like he saw an axe murderer and ran away

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was the nicest person in the movie and realized he fucked up.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went over to my parents today and my mum gave me a slice of chocolate cake.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I look almost exactly like this when I open my camera and it defaults to front-facing.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy flaming hot nacho cheese cheetos to try them out, buy also a bag of the hot sweet chili ones
    >mix both bags in a bowl, finish them in the span of 2 hours eating them on and off trying to assert moderation
    >at midnight have to shit twice; brown porridge like shit that smelled like cheetos dust and made my hole burn a little
    happened yesterday afternoon.
    i'm ottermode though with lucky metabolism
    worst part for me in slop is the bodyodor i get afterwards, i can't stand how my armpits smell after the fact.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of this year.
    It was fine though because I go to the gym

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys should post on

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