Times you acted like Dutch
>kills a stray cat
I almost choked my cat tonight, little fucker.
When I was younger, I bought an airsoft pistol from another kid at middle school. His parents didn't care about them, mine didn't want me having one. So I paid for it and hid it.
Sure enough, mom eventually finds it, and she makes me return it to him. I don't get the money back, of course.
Months later, my parents no longer care about the airsoft guns. A lot of kids have them. I don't really have access to the internet nor know where to get one, so that kid offered me "a pistol" for a good price. I buy it and don't even realize it's the same fucking pistol again for like a full day.
At school, I confronted him, and just asked "Did you sell me the same gun twice?" and he just literally rocked back and forth in his chair laughing at me because yes, he did.
So I was Dutch, there. Or maybe Dutch is me.
Falling in love with any mid or up bitch that was nice to me
>suffer epileptic seizure in restaurant
>shout "HAAGE FLOOGE LEHRGE OOLAM BLEERGEL" while jittering and twitching
>when i snap out of it, im in a 6'2 dutch girls bed
>"youre such a good poet anon, and a good dancer too"
>tikkies me .58 cents for the condom
I artistically overexplain things.... for example, I know you saw my thread earlier, you felt guilty about letting it die without a bump, so you decide to create a thread just so you can strangle me and revive me.
The Shield is underrated, I'm just past Dutch strangling the cat. This is the only good /tv rec I'm ever had.
>they made you... watch?
Sorry, you haven't gotten to that point yet, I think. You'll have about two-dozen
>PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD
s to catch up if you miss it, though.
I'm towards the end of season three, he just strangled the cat. I feel like this season is slumping compared to 1 and 2.
3 is slow imo. 4 is great once it gets rolling and 5 is my favorite
4 and 5 are some of the kinoest tv of all time
It's never mentioned again and might as well have not happened
Season two finale was great.
Season 4 and 5 are superb
I really dislike Captain Rowling.
Something about her always bugged me
Also, when you get to the episode Co-Pilot which is a prequel episode, you genuinely can skip it, it's quite bad, the continuity makes no sense and it just makes it seem smaller, and nothing in it is ever brought up in the present day.
>The Shield is underrated
Is it? It's widely hailed as one of the best cop shows of all time.
>I guess, eh, cooler climes are hardwired to my north european DNA
Why was he so cool.
>why was he so cool?
Don't make me add libel to my suit.
>killing a retard animal that trusts you
legit serial killer material there.
>Times you acted like Dutch
he's literally me
How can I relate to Dutch when I'm a neet?
Once I ate some ding dongs.
Yeah we know, David
>Sings along to 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in his car
I forgot how thzt went. I think he dropped off a woman and almost got laid or something? Vic mocked him for it. How did Vic know what he was singing along to in his car?
>Vic was demoted and had access to the security cam footage in the barn
>Vic sees dashcam footage of Dutch singing Duran Duran after trying to bleach some black chick and shows it to Shane and Lem
I'm surprised, a Shield thread that doesn't devolve into the gay mouth rape scene. Proud of you, /misc/.
I'm tired of feeling like I was devolved into the gay mouth rape scene too.
One time, I called a man a jerk.
>light flirting with girl from college for year and a half
>too scared to ask her out
>chad gets transferred to our work group
>she fucks him within a week
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