Times you acted like Dutch

Times you acted like Dutch

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kills a stray cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I almost choked my cat tonight, little fucker.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger, I bought an airsoft pistol from another kid at middle school. His parents didn't care about them, mine didn't want me having one. So I paid for it and hid it.
    Sure enough, mom eventually finds it, and she makes me return it to him. I don't get the money back, of course.
    Months later, my parents no longer care about the airsoft guns. A lot of kids have them. I don't really have access to the internet nor know where to get one, so that kid offered me "a pistol" for a good price. I buy it and don't even realize it's the same fucking pistol again for like a full day.
    At school, I confronted him, and just asked "Did you sell me the same gun twice?" and he just literally rocked back and forth in his chair laughing at me because yes, he did.
    So I was Dutch, there. Or maybe Dutch is me.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Falling in love with any mid or up bitch that was nice to me

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >visit netherlands
    >suffer epileptic seizure in restaurant
    >shout "HAAGE FLOOGE LEHRGE OOLAM BLEERGEL" while jittering and twitching
    >when i snap out of it, im in a 6'2 dutch girls bed
    >"youre such a good poet anon, and a good dancer too"
    >tikkies me .58 cents for the condom

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I artistically overexplain things.... for example, I know you saw my thread earlier, you felt guilty about letting it die without a bump, so you decide to create a thread just so you can strangle me and revive me.
    The Shield is underrated, I'm just past Dutch strangling the cat. This is the only good /tv rec I'm ever had.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they made you... watch?
      Sorry, you haven't gotten to that point yet, I think. You'll have about two-dozen
      >PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHIELD
      s to catch up if you miss it, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm towards the end of season three, he just strangled the cat. I feel like this season is slumping compared to 1 and 2.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 is slow imo. 4 is great once it gets rolling and 5 is my favorite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            4 and 5 are some of the kinoest tv of all time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's never mentioned again and might as well have not happened

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Season two finale was great.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Season 4 and 5 are superb

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really dislike Captain Rowling.
            Something about her always bugged me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also, when you get to the episode Co-Pilot which is a prequel episode, you genuinely can skip it, it's quite bad, the continuity makes no sense and it just makes it seem smaller, and nothing in it is ever brought up in the present day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Shield is underrated
      Is it? It's widely hailed as one of the best cop shows of all time.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I guess, eh, cooler climes are hardwired to my north european DNA
    Why was he so cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why was he so cool?
      Don't make me add libel to my suit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killing a retard animal that trusts you
    legit serial killer material there.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Times you acted like Dutch

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's literally me

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I relate to Dutch when I'm a neet?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once I ate some ding dongs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah we know, David

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sings along to 'Hungry Like The Wolf' in his car

    I forgot how thzt went. I think he dropped off a woman and almost got laid or something? Vic mocked him for it. How did Vic know what he was singing along to in his car?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vic was demoted and had access to the security cam footage in the barn
      >Vic sees dashcam footage of Dutch singing Duran Duran after trying to bleach some black chick and shows it to Shane and Lem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised, a Shield thread that doesn't devolve into the gay mouth rape scene. Proud of you, /misc/.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tired of feeling like I was devolved into the gay mouth rape scene too.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time, I called a man a jerk.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >light flirting with girl from college for year and a half
    >too scared to ask her out
    >chad gets transferred to our work group
    >she fucks him within a week

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Deserved

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