TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE THE POPE'S EXORCIST

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if you're REALLY the devil, you could possess this easily killable pig I brought
    >>haha stupid priest, I'll show you and possess that pig!
    >quick, now kill the pig!
    >>n-nani!?!?

    Five minutes in and I had to turn this stupid shit off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats just the scam Crowe's character pulls so he can have roast pork every week. Why do you think he was so fat?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demons love possessing pigs. Everyone knows this

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. Never read the Bible

        Isn't it a bad idea to ask a demon anything?
        Like even threatening one?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Demon's are b***h Black folk, faith in God keeps them at bay.
          Simple as.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. Never read the Bible

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt the devil is was some dumb lesser demon and he realized that its ego is probably way bigger than its brain also its a throwback to a bible passage

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you turn it off before he explained that the guy was mentally ill and not really possessed?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a biblical reference. Also anyone who is well versed in possession lore knew that guy was faking, as did Crowe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy was mentally ill and the priest was putting on a show for him. It's probably the most interesting part of the movie. Unfortunately, it quickly turns into a generic Exorcist knockoff and with a Marvel plot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay ass Black person.
      You're a sinner, homosexual.

      Kino isn't meant for you, I bet you liked atrocious John Wick 4

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill local pig
    >drive away on mopped

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this movie about Fr. Amorth?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fr. Amorth
      Fister Amorth?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Shills his books, too.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        really? why is it called the Pope's exorcist?
        He wasn't in line with mainline post V2 popery or mainstream position. He still used the old rite
        Or does the movie address the policy change in the mid 2000s

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pope's exorcist > new evil dead

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ain't got shit on the PREACHER

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're only a true Christian if you take everything literally and emphasis the narratives of the religion over the morality
    This is how Hollywood subverts Christianity btw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you expand upon that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actually the bible is all a metaphor nothing it talks about exists and I don't actually need to do anything it says just like say "thank you Jesus" every day and you're good

      can you expand upon that

      He's a lazy protestant moron who tries to convince himself nothing in the bible is literal so he can "interpret" it the way it suits him best. Somehow these interpretations always result in the least effort involved for him, except for tipping his pastor at the local church located on the stroad between Walmart and the pawn shop.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely blows me away that Protestants tithe when their whole fricking deal was problems with Catholic tithing (which does not happen anymore). Sure they pass around a basket but that's any mass.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          morons believe the worlds ills started during WWII. Morons believe the worlds ills can be traced back to the WWI. Intelligent people believe the worlds ills can be traced back to the French Revolution. Geniuses know that the worlds ills can be traced back to the Protestant Reformation.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I pray for a mend to the schism.
            Priests should have families (and beards).
            The Pope part, however... that's gonna be a tough one to walk back or get the Orthodox to come to terms with.
            Perhaps we must rely on the cardinals to make a difference.
            Some day...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew.
      A israelite loving pr*testant.
      Will you 'protest' when I lynch you with your own tongue?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    After two dates, I got a booty call and went over to this b***hes house at 3am horny AF. She was a sex therapist. Unemployed, but that's what she got her degree in. So I was super excited.
    Right before we bout to do the damn thang, she tells me she has an incurable STD, but takes meds and I can't catch it unless she has a flair up, which she currently didn't.

    So I fricked her.

    How does that make me The Pope's Exorcist? ...I didn't wear a rubber!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had some chick on tinder tell me this after talking for 3 days. She waited till I was like 20 mins from leaving the house to come frick her. I actually respect that she told me, but I wasn’t brave enough to frick her. I ain’t gambling with my dick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you drive over to her house on an electric scooter?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DAMMIT FATHER GABRIELE AMORTH YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON PRIEST
    >THAT LITTLE SACRAMENT YOU PULLED DOWN IN ALBEROBELLO'S GOT THE CARDINALS SO FAR UP MY ASS YOU COULD CALL ME LEGION
    >I'VE HAD ENOUGH
    >TURN IN YOUR CRUCIFIX AND YOUR ROSARY
    >....
    >and your other crucifix

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-BUT IN THIS PRECINCT, WE DO IT BY THE OLD TESTAMENT.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-BUT IN THIS PRECINCT, WE DO IT BY THE OLD TESTAMENT.

      kek

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS COMPEL YOU

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The books are good

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That time I turned down a drink because it was too early. Just kidding, I'm an alcoholic.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe there's a thread for this movie. His accent was atrocious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't believe there's a thread for this movie
      It did decent both critically and commercially so I'm not that surprised.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russell Crowe is a saint, unlike that Black person loving, English hater Mel Gibson - Crowe doesn't take part in shit movies (water diviner doesn't count - it was boring, not shit outright).

        Most kino performance of the year alongside Nic Cage as Dracula.

        I liked the movie just fine, but crowe's accent was silly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russell Crowe is a saint, unlike that Black person loving, English hater Mel Gibson - Crowe doesn't take part in shit movies (water diviner doesn't count - it was boring, not shit outright).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most kino performance of the year alongside Nic Cage as Dracula.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoga is Evil
    >Harry Potter is evil
    Father Amorth sounds based

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was with the ending? It felt like a setup to a capeshit franchise.
    >i'm putting together a team...
    >we need to eradicate all the demons
    >here is our top secret james bond headquarters and your quirky sidekick

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Demon was doing that kid a solid, fricking c**t should have breastfed him.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know that feel 🙁
      >t. wasn't breastfed

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